Sijo01:
I've seen a lot of plantain like this

which plantation farm u dey?

send your new month wishes to that person you love so much here on nairalander, mayb u have not been able to make her/him aware of your feelings, ah u av d time now.... and equally pray for your ex 2..

it could also be some one u like, ur fren or anyone, just shout out to em...

lemme be the start.

HNM seleenaqueency, d girl I love so much, may God continue 2 bless you...

n 2 ma niggas, HNM to u all, may God continue to bless you guys superabundantly IJN....

I snd dis special 1 2 dis 2 niggers, HNM orijin101 n jacksparrow..

sinaj:
fuel

ur ba3 dong die?

this lady is said to have a boil on her buttocks that can be cured traditionally and her father-in-law is the one to give her the medication since he is really good at giving traditional treatment.. the medication will involve applying of leaves on the boil, this implies that the man will not only see her buttocks but touch it too.. this has been a problem to the lady but she is left with few options as the boil is deadly and must be handled by professional herbalists to avoid death.. would you let your dad do that to your wife?

don't know if I am the only one with this observation...

A local church( village church). : , the kinda prophecy u get from this kinda church must have to do with your relative e.g, your uncle is the reason you are poor, he is spending your money in the spiritual world..
you can not get married because you are married to your father in the spirit world etc.. they must always have a solution..
you hardly hear them prophecy contract, a job etc.. if they must prophecy that, it must be trade by barter.. for example I heard a man complaining that the prophet prophesied he should give his new car to the lord that the lord will give him double... a message from his god...(ah com dey tink weda na God wan drive the car)


city church (e.g power city, full life etc).. In this kinda church nobody is your problem, if any body should be, it must be your boss.. their prophecy is always like
a 2million naira contract is waiting you out there, you are locating a job of 500 thousand naira monthly allowance this week... etc

the reason is because most the members there are well doing already and because they know you are contractor, u need a better job than the present one, you want to acquire so much.. etc , the will prophecy all these things for you..

the funny thing is that if you are broke, not working or you are working but your income is low, my brother no prophecy for you, the Lord will not send any message to you...
make any senator, minister commissioner or any politician wey get bar just land for una church on sunday, even if prophecy no bin wan dey dat sunday, because of the senator, their god will sms em a prophecy to the senator....

all this things keeps me thinking if truly these men are true men of God or prophets..

Hmmmm...............

hmmm.. congrats to u if na true oo.. ope say u no b e mtn staff wey mtn wan use attract pple, ah no wan bliv am sha til ma relative or pesin from ma village folo win...

when I read stories like this, I ask maself questions like, s God fair to all? why s life treating some people this way? could their present life result from their sin or mistake? I pray God help d man n his family and make him realise that someday his children shall be great and he shall reap the fruits of his labour..

Emodeee:
Hmmmmmmm... U didn't finish the story. After d prostitute defiled u, did u defile other girls? Did u explore the world of sexual immorality? How many girls have u slept with after dat experience?

I have not been in a relationship with a virgin before and I do not intend to except the girl I will marry, I respect em cus I know wat it feels like.. I try as much as I can to avoid any girl that claims to b one even when most of em are not... talking about the number of girls I have slept with, I can tell u I have been with only five girls... sex av never been on ma priority since ma first mistake, sometimes when I think of it, I realise that I will equally drive nothing from it and I am always discouraged...I am not in any relationship cus I find it difficult to love, ever since ma first date came to an end, I fink the first girl left with all the love I had.. as a human, all I feel is lust sometimes...

haha... ah know wer ah fit fyn these set of students yet...

it was in my level 200, when my friends made me feel like I was not man, they made feel I was not complete, this all started the day I mentioned to them that I was still a virgin and I was 21, so many doubted but ma close friends believed me because they had suspected me to be one few months after I met with them...

I was very shy then, I never had the boldness to approach any girl in life, I never loved the shy lifestyle... my friends always asked me not to say a word anytime they would talk about sex.. was always feeling so left out any time they would share their sex life and experience.. I loved their lifestyle so I never wanted to be out of the clique, started telling them I would love to have the experience so I can be hard, they were able to convince that sex would make me a real guy..
I made up my mind to have some1 in life so I can have this experience, my friends arranged some 1 for me but I couldn't tell her what I wanted at first, this made me less attractive to her, I was always forming mr nice guy, I never knew she was far in the game than me... I was unable to get along with her so she took her leave..

was so disappointed and likewise my friends, this spoilt everything, they were angry and would always refer to me as mummy's boy, reverend wilson... I never loved the names they used to call me so I promised them I was going to make it up to them at any cost and to also prove maself..

they told me they were gonna make it easy this time, they told me about a brothel, they told me I wouldn't need to toast any of em before I can have what I want, they advised me and tutored me on all I needed to know, since I was so determined so I can please them, have my experience etc.. I decided to visit the place with em which I did and I got the experience I wanted but it never ended there as I tot I was gonna live a happy.... being defiled by a prostitute has been one of my biggest regret in life presently as I always feel like one,I can't compare the happiness I had then as a virgin to my present life.... I av learn a lot from this, I just feel I should this with u guys and see how better I can feel.. thank u all..

wetin ah wan talk wen ah no even understand the trade? wetin ah wan talk wen ah no even understand the trade?

quote author=Aitee1 post=33872966]Op a woman in her late 30's has a son that's your friend, how old are you [/quote]she got married wen she was 17, she was pregnant before getting married, she was forced into marriage cus of the pregnancy n she didn't want to abort the baby according 2 history..

A friend to ma mum I am staying with invited me to her room, she was undressed when I got there,she ordered me not to leave when i wanted to, she immediately got dressed and gave me a seat, I was shocked when she told me what she feels for me, she is in her late 30s and she is not married to the husband anymore, she has only a son and the boy s a good friend of mine, he s of ma age, same school, have been with them for 2yrs, m living with em cus of skul and they have been like a family to me...

What I don't understand is why she wants this from me, since saturday I have not been myself, have not been able to tell her son cus I know he will not believe me, not even ma mum will believe me because of their closeness, she may even think I want to leave her so I can get ma freedom..

Don't really know what to do and how to handle this, have not been maself lately cos of how she treats me.. i'm always very uncomfortable with her around... don't jst want any problem between ma mum and her..

My name is wilson, I am the only son 2 ma parent, I have a sister by name josephine, its only the two of us for our parent, I am the last, as the only son, I got the kind of treatment I needed from my mum but my dad would never gimme that, he loved my sister more than me because she was beautiful..

And it all began

Because my dad never loved me the way he loved my sister, my sis and I attended the same nursery school but my things were always different from ma sister's own, dad always gave her d best, she would get anything she want, I started getting jealous of her and I started growing hatred for ma dad, this got me the kinda life that I was always trying to prove that I am better than my sis but she was always getting the best result in school, this made dad love her the more and would always compare the both us, he was always saying things like:

When will u b like your sis? You have never made me proud, your sis is always coming home with the best result and u have never done that, I am happy God gave me your sister, these words were very annoying,

Mum was always there for me, mum always defended, at a point, the family got divided, I was beginning to hate ma dad bitterly, I became very stubborn, was always doing things to upset ma dad...

Becoming a different child

Because I wanted to prove to my dad that I am good, I became a very different child from the child they gave birth to..

In my primary 4 second term, I pulled a stunt that shocked my dad, after getting my result, I decided to change everything that was written in it, can't tell where I got that idea from.. getting home, that evening..

Dad: wilson where is your result?

I presented it..

Dad : wow, wilson? Is dis your report sheet?
Me: yes daddy
Dad: hmm, y do u av so much correction in it?
Me: daddy the teacher said it was her daughter that handled the result so she made a lot of mistakes..
Dad: hmnm..
Me: dad wat? Don't u believe me?
Dad: I believe u, just that it has never happen in your sis report sheet..
Me: (angrily) ehn because she is your best,

I got the report card and left, he called my sister to find out, ma sis told him she didn't know anything about that..I came out and told him not to ask my sis cus she s not in my class...

( for ma mind e dong end o, ah dong outsmart ma popsy, ah never know say ah never start anything, say popsy wise die)...

Resumption of third term..

After a week, dad took me on away, after dropping us in the morning, he left to work and came back later to meet with my class teacher during break, I never knew why he came back but something In me told me... but I never believed my dad to go that far...i was like: whatever brought him, it shouldn't be the result oo..

Dad returning from work that evening...

Me: daddy welcome
Dad: wilsonno how are u?
Me: dad I am fine, daddy I saw you in ma school this afternoon, why did u come back?..( sharp guy)
Dad: oh really? I came to balance your fee..
Me: hmm, but ma teacher never told it was part payment and you have not done that before..
Dad: yea.. I asked her not to.. wils can I just go inside first?..
Me: owkk dad..
(for ma mind ah still dey form sharp guy)

That same evening after dinner, the hour came...
Dad called to come explain what happened to my result again, at that point I knew my Bleep ups .. (ah just turn look, all doors they locked down, ah jst see 1 nice cane they view me from a distance..oh mehn ma life bend that night).. after every, dad concluded he was disappointed,..

Dad: I know u r not truthful, u r not honest, u shameless boy..
(dat night na one of the nights ah no fit forget..

Becoming a honest and a truthful boy ..

In ma primary 5, I became more stubborn but very truthful and honest, my neighbours loved me for that but ma dad never appreciated that, ma sis was always the best.. we had a close neighbour that was very free with us.. one day ma mum told us no to be eating in her place again that she does not trust her.. hmm dat was the part I didn't understand, I was still eating her meals because I was close to her son.. one day the auntie came to our place, as usual, twas in the evening, we were about to take dinner so she met us well.. she was asked to join us by my dad...hmm, since twas ma dad n I would do anything to get him upset, I was thinking hard: at the dinner table..

Dad: wilson bless the meal for us..

I did,

We got close to our foods, we started eating..

Immediately I remembered what ma mum told us, I was like:
Auntie this one u are eating our food, ma parents told us not to be eating your food again that they don't trust..

At that moment the auntie got angry and left..
Hmmm.. see case..

Was about leaving for lectures this morning, coming out I saw a female neighbour's pant that fell off the dryer, I decided to spread the pant back on the dryer, (the lady is not married and she is a round 35, she is leaving alone,she s working, na she b d only woman wey d dry her pants for ousyd): all I could get was some1 shouting behind me, the lady shouting at me, she was like: what are u doing?
Are u okay? Does it look like ur girl's pant? Oh u want to pick it for ur girl,.. u r sick.. she said so many things that got surprise..


All I don't understand is why she had to react that way,

I had to drop the pant and leave, I thought ignoring her was actually the best but whenever I remember the things she said to me, I feel like beating myself to have not say a word to her, its really annoying and I can't concentrate right now, thinking of what the neighbours will say about this gets me upset the more, just thinking of how I will set her up and say the things I should to her...

E b lyk na Chinco fone ah dey see so or? But u dey collect materials fings ba? Na thunder go fire dat guy if him no collect u dah fone bak...

Purplehisbiscus:
bla bla bla..Brutality indeed,in your warped mind you just made a 7star thread. Everything you wrote up there is bullshiit,so many ladies dont do any of the aforementioned. yet they are unmarried,while some do worse but got married. Life isnt about all these list y'all pull outta ur asses, its more than that. The earlier you guys realise it the better for you..

The one the annoys me most is the issue of gold digging i keep reading, is it hypocrisy or y'all just plain dumb not to notice so many ladies nowadays are now independent..

Brutality my cute asss

some of una no suppose dey here, all this nonsense na china cos am cus if to say em try mek thier fones cost small, all this shit no for dey happen n also ah go blame mtn for this free mb wey em dey give una.. sis abeg wait mek u mature b4 u com online..tanx

Aitee1:


Just holla at me when you're in town cos the building dey my backyard

chai! Mek u take opportunity ba? Gals always tryin 2 av fun with niggas with som change, ah wonda wen una go join apc for change...

Shebi u wan date house n car dat na y him buy ur attention wit lies

Shebi na money making machine ah wan marry? Ah 4 jst ask d girl popsy weda na 1mil him bin pay marry d gal mumsy, if him tel me no, him go kip him daughter....

Hehehe, dem dey always want mek we dey line wait em bcus dier own na gold plated... ah jst happy wit ma life cus ah know say ah no fit sleep ontop bike...

Dis 1 na madness o, hw she no go born? Ah send am go Bleep her sister husband? Ts either u born or I make it known to ur sister n ur family..

ginawest:
well,i can do all Dis tins n stl not be into you

ginawest hw can u do all dis fings and stil say no? Abi U neva know say na kil u 4 kill d nigga so ? U 4 gada mind oo

Greed wouldn't let our government think like this man, ah wonder y God had 2 give some pple a greedy lifestyle...

Scom op, mek ma girl no read this thread o, ah no wetin dey do u, if u never find ur own pesin, jst wait, u neva too old, somfin cn stil come up at ur age, no come corrupt our girls mind 4 here, tank u

You go folo call am dumb now bcus anoda pesin bin dong call am abi? Wetin mek am dumb u no knw, U no go folo comment wetin dey ur mind, anoda pesin comment go concern u pass the thread....

tobtap:

why are u so dumb

We actually met at jamb tutorials, we became friends and she became the girl in my life, we are age mate, she never considered dat, after the jamb exams and aptitude test, we were both lucky 2 make it into uniuyo though she wasn't given her desired course, I applied for engineering and God gave it 2 me, since I am in engineering, I left to permanent site after ma first year, resuming our third year semester 1, things changed, she stopped calling me, she does not sms me nothing at all, she stopped picking ma calls, at a point her number stopped going through, I tried all I could to connect with her but no success was recorded, I did all could but nothing changed, after our first semester I got a call from her telling me she wanted to see me, I was so happy, I finally went to meet her, when I got there, she was happy to see me too, we sat ad talked for long, she came up with this:

Wilson I don't want to continue with this relationship again, we can't be dating when we are of d same age, its not right..

I couldn't say a word cus I wasn't feeling masef,

She gave me her reason:

See, I am 22 and I am getting to ma finals ( her course was four yrs), u know I am the first child and also the first daughter, ma dad s expecting me to get married Immediately I finish ma first degree, I know you will not be ready to marry me at the age of 24... m sori it has to be dis way, I love you and you know I do but I just want to start a life with someone that will marry me when I am ready to.. see, dats y I ignored u so I can kill the feelings I have u..

I left her presence with tears, with a broken heart.. I cried out loud when I got home..

Finally I have been able to overcome this, I av seen someone else but can't say wat I feel for her, m in ma finals and this first girl s serving presently in anambra..

She s the problem in ma life presently, she cnt lemme concentrate with this girl I want to love, she calls every hour,anytime I see her call, ma mood changes, she tells me she loves me before dropping any of her call, she sends in sms morning and evening, whenever I ignore her call, she will ensure she drains ma ba3.. she has become a p to ma present girl..

I don't know what tell her again, I have said all I shud, please how I do I get rid of her in ma life cus I dnt want her in na life again? I want to concentrate with the present girl..

Hahahahahahahahaha

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, ah no fit 2 stop dis laff,Op shey na ur junior sis u dey take catch ur trips ba? No worry, d young shall grow o..

rill:
Op u can lie ehn

if ah dey lie mek ma ex no 4 get me 4 dis life

Abeg Make I share this one with una, This morning in the yard, as the man was set for work, waiting outside for his colleague, the wife came out saying:

Darling u 4got this condom in the trouser u wore yesterday, won't u use 2day?

She said it loud to capture d attention of the people around,

The funny respond from the man:

Oh dear! God bless u, tanks so much

This actually provoked the lady to a point she had to slap him, he left without saying a word.. av bin wondering if this man truly luvs the wife d way he acts 2? the whole acting was funny though but 2 me, I don't think the wife was suppose 2 do it that way, she disgraced the husband publicly which is bad..

What do you think?

D only tin wey ah luv abt dis gal na d way she dey akways dress, decency runs in ha