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A friend told his girlfriend this morning that he wanted to see her today, she came up with excuses that she would be going to the market for the mom etc, that she will not be chance to meet him and she promised to meet him tomorrow and spend quality time with him, ma friend was okay with the stories.. later in the day, we went to see his uncle that came in from SA, when we got there, the uncle told us his girlfriend was around and she was in the kitchen at that moment,she was asked to come and say hi to us, I couldn't believe ma eyes, it was ma friend's girlfriend, ma friend was shocked so he called on Jesus, the good thing was that the man was in his room at that moment so I pleaded with ma friend to act up because we need something from this man, he promised to place us on a vessel this month and this is the main reason we went there, so we can give him our cv(s), now the problem is that he told us he intends to propose to this girl next month and this is someone my friend loves so much, they have been together for a year now and all this time he never knew the girl had been pretending to be faithful, ma man is in deep pains, he plans to open up to the uncle, to frustrate the girl but I am totally against that because he may end up not frustrating this girl and our opportunity sealed, me I don't want to miss this employment oo, this is major concern 4 now and my dream of becoming a captain.. mbok u guys should help us with ideas pls.. tank u

kesikeller:
Pictures before I believe

hahaha, bros u no well ooo, wetin u carry d pishures do?

evegran:
LoL!

wetin u dey laff nw?

etiosa79:
Buhari neva still call back his boys

him no go jst call em bak like that mek pple no suspect am.. mtchww.. lyk say we neva know

How would you react if you find out that your close man is in a relationship with your kid sister and he has been hiding it from u? And the ladies, would you date your elder bro's friend?

Equado:
Kufre,Etie Didie?

ayineka idioko oo

Justfollowit:
I would have asked her to repeat herself and ended it with a slap.

Kufre seems like a nice name, don't let any mentally challenged Id.iot deter you from using it. Be proud of your name.

m proud of ma name dear.. tanx alot

SouffleX:
Kufre sounds nice jor. The poor girl is just suffering from slave mentality. Ignore her.

I will do jst dat dearie.. tanx

Xiadnat:
BUT!

It is G-d. I pray while still lying on my bed. That way when I get up, I will not be seduced away by other things. And I tend to be.

I whisper. Thank you G-d for the air I breathe, my health, my family/friends, my job etc......and anything else that comes to mind to think HIM for. Sometimes, I read the bible verse for the day on my iphone app.

Now, Whom I think after that......well, you said didn't say the 2nd person. So.......bye!

dats gud 4 u bro..

By Nse Peter

A prophet in a Pentecostal church in Akwa Ibom State has advised Governor Godswill Akpabio to urgently open channels of negotiation with the president-elect, Gen Mohammadu Buhari, if he really wants to avoid going to jail.

“Akpabio is one politician that has grievously sinned against the nation and the people. If he is investigated today of corruption, murder and kidnapping there’s nothing that will help stop him from going to jail. Everybody knows he is culpable, so let us not pretend about this,” Prophet Samuel said in a sermon he preached during Easter Sunday service in his church in Uyo, the capital of Akwa Ibom State.
The cleric advised Akpabio to forfeit his dream of installing Udom Emmanuel as the next Akwa Ibom governor, by allowing the All Progressives Congress to produce a governor while he (Akpabio) could negotiate his way to the senate.
He said, “I want people to take note of this. If your governor continues with his arrogant posture when everybody in Nigeria knows that the game is over for PDP, he will not only fail in placing Udom as the next governor, he will also fail to go to the senate, and will end up in prison.
“I am not a member of any political party. I don’t have any personal problem with Governor Akpabio or PDP. I am only telling people what I hear from God.
http:// thinkakwaibom..com.2015/04/akpabio-can-only-escape-jail-if-he.html?=1

Clara16:
Sounds like you made the story lol. But op if your name was kufre as you claimed, why are you answering wilson. Abi wilson na your surname?

wilson na ma surname, I used kufre cus d idiot s an akwa ibomite n I love using it..

I met a lady in the bank 2day, after a brief conversation, we exchanged numbers, she told me her name is joan so I saved hers' wit her name, when I told her my name is "kufre" she was like "God!!! What a local name? Sorry I can't save such a name in ma phone, i'm sorry".... at that moment, I couldn't say a word because she got the attention of the people I had around me, people were starring at me.. I was sweating even when the AC was on so I left the bank and I didn't even pay in the money I wanted to pay in, since that time, I have been thinking of what to tell her anytime I call that will spoil her day 2.. I have not been able to get any yet...

Merlissa:
Jesus Wept!!

and he wept!!!

Bluestarry:
The pussyy beside me and when to purchase weed today

bros u sure scara, a gud weed in d mrnin gives u a gud day..

I know some people will say God even when they know they are lying, me, I had an unfinished business with dis new gal last night, immediately I woke up, I stretched out to ma fone to see the last msg she sent to me... I guess she was d 1st pesin dat crossed ma mind when I woke up..

Enegod:
Many are mad but few are roaming...

haha, u rite bro n we keep assuming d 1's roaming r d only ones dat r mad..

oluwafexzy:
u disgrace us... . nd Dats y d nemesis caught.....av u 4gotten dat u took oath... mad man.....kilo india Lima Lima.. .hotel India mic

baba u b mick november, november november or november alpha?

An idiot snatched a vehicle from some1 n didn't concentrate in selling it out, woman distract am, him dey very stupid, hopefully he will continue his career in jail.. naija guys no go everly concentrate 4 one tin finish am.. nonsense!!!!

And buhari was so sure his certificate was with the military, why then did he also say dat inec, cambridge n d rest of em had his certificate, nonsense.. I hate reading useless n meaningless stories..

vizkiz:
but why will you be furcking in your dream when there are lots of pussaies roaming the planet?

seriously I can't say, ts happens every nite n ts has been happenin lyk dat for a week nw

Good morning my good friends, please I am sharing this question with you guys so I can at least get ideas, ever since I made the decision of having 1 woman in my life, I keep having sex with the other girls in my dream, it beginning to get me scared because I don't know the effect this will bring to life.. and please how do I get rid of it? tank you all

CR77:
GEJ till thy kingdom comes.

I am loving PDP more and more


GEJ TILL APC go dey loyal


God bless nigerian

ah swear, finally ba, apc most b loyal

williamspaul22:
Y d wife go talk dat kind thing? Even in front of their children. If am d man, I will ignore her totally nd marry a new wife cos I love new things

hehehe, u rite bro buh d man say him no want mek d children get stepmother..

They had a little misunderstanding, they exchanged words, since the wife is someone that can talk, at a point she gabbled, she said to the man " you can't even appreciate the fact that I am managing you" since this whole act was before the children, the first son and the eldest amongst all reacted to what his mom said, his mom shut him in, the man was patient enough not to react to this statement but since that day, he has refuse to associate with the wife in any way, for the first month, the wife decided not associate wit him too, she stayed on her own, she even took hers' to the next level, like going to bars, coming back to the house late in the night, neglecting her duty as a mom and as a wife, the man never for once asked her the reason for her new behaviour, they have live like this for 6 months now, presently, the wife is tired of the kinda life she s living and wants to associate with the husband but the man is addicted to his new lifestyle though he still provides for the family.. she s really confuse, is the man to be blamed or was his decision right?

Ah no fit bliv dis kyn tinnoo abeger, hw she take do am na?

This embarrassing question was thrown to ma friend at the eatery from a girl he has been chatting on whatsapp and the girls that were sitting close to us were like paying attention to hear him respond, the question from the girl: " now that u have finally seen me, what do u want from me?" I was like wondering why the girl had to ask the question the way she did, twas quite embarrassing because ma friend was unable to say a word... so please, as a guy, if a girl should ask u this, what will be your answer or if u have been in this shoes before, what was your answer? For the ladies, av u thrown this question to a guy before and what was his answer? Please I just want to get your answers in case it happens to me 2mao, so I may know how to handle it.. tho I am not hoping to be that shoes, tanx

Emh, I was in dah shoes last week n d almost had me buh d wer disappointed I had nofin n I am jst a popcorn distributor..

Ah dong dey c fings 4 here o..

SeverusSnape:
To call you a fool will be an insult to fools, how many GEJ supporters have you seen killing people

bros u get mind oo, asin u mean say d guy own no b even foolishness, nawaoo

In most churches to day (heretical) the use of trousers by the ladies is accepted but the orthodox church are still strongly against it. to me, the issue of trousers should be based on subjective because trousers is just a given name just like any other garment with a name. By definitions from dictionaries , trousers doesn't mean garment for men or clothing for men.. if guys can wear garment like shirt that are also worn by the ladies with he same name, why then do we pick on trousers so much and forget about the shirts, slippers, pants etc.. all I am saying is that, from my own understanding, the bible in deuteronomy wasn't talking about trousers but garment, so if we should pick on trousers, we should also remember that shirts, pants etc are also garments and are worn by both gender which means even shirts and the rest of it should not be worn by them too..
Just saying what I feel is right..