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I was just having this crazy thought. Did Jesus or Mohammad ever take a piss or shit. And why wasnt it recorded in the holy books. It would be like this - And Jesus or Mohammad 'as the case may be' was talking to the multitude and he said excuse me for i'm pressed i need to ease myself, and he stood up and left, came back after 5-10mins and continued...
Pls this is just some crazy thought, nobody should get offended.

whats all this big deal about racism, at this 21st century. If person racist u, u racist am back. Shooo! U no get mouth. If him call u names call am back. See me see wahala, why all of una dey complain like woman.

i can see some SE states like abia, imo, enugu. on that list and some SS state but i cant find Anambra state. I can gladly say gov peter obi has excelled in the area of security of life and property in his domain.

This is just the begining, we still have 3 more years to go. Carry go! Fresh air!

Nlers una no go kill person with laughter. I support say u need to test the product to go ahead. All these girls wey dey form all these things, if u check am well that product fit don reach 6th hand before she decide say she go take her time with u.

milehigh06: oh boy,u vex o

No be small vex, e be like say the guy don dey carry am for mind since. Him just decide to burst out today. LWKMD.
Good luck to a wonderful midfielder.

They would have to privatize Team Nigeria for that to happen. Untill then keep dreaming.

These US legislatives sef, wetin concern them with nigeria Boko haram, they should mind their business. The boko haram never get liver sef to enter the southern part nigeria, them don dey see vision on how them go be threat to the US govt, they want to enter nigeria with their businessmen, escalate the problem, it will now take them 3 to 4yrs sell more guns and bombs to muslim and christian alike. And all of u would be happy. You guys should pls watch the movie 'god of war' and see what these guys are capable of doing.

The police, frsc, customs, immigration, all of them na the same people. Imagine, when i was abt travelling to india for training, these immigration people said 'oga make you drop all your naira for us na abi u wan use am for there' the N10000 i budgeted for my taxi fare upon my return. I was so angry, small thing i for create sence for airport.

Abi, Gej dey there, He sound let them know that ' he is on top of the situation na' abi no be him normal statement be that

liman tertsa: 4get it wount last.we know dere product.

Pls o! Which product last forever? We just have a way of put ourselves down. All product has expiry date.

Baba Alaji: bros y cnt u av ur own Gang as pdp av dia own Boko Haram?
Hey guy look into my eyez and tel me say Azazi n Ebele no tokam say na pdp chiftancy de cos all dis, and y cnt we ask dem wu n wu weda Muslims or xtains? Av we?

Even if na pdp sef, why e be say na only the muslims dey do the bombing, them tell u say christains no sabi wetin be bomb, abi we no sabi use am. Na the xtrian we dey north i dey pity for. If i were in north i would have form my own 'crusaders' then we would tell the north that we still have knights in the church who are still ready to defend the church. What nonesense!!!

Anytime i see this boko haram bomb blast i just laugh smh, we christians know how to decieve ourselves, we are waitin for them to take a microphone and shout Jihad b4 we know they have started. Cowards hiddin under the pretence of forgive thy neighbour. Nobody wan die but they wan go heaven. That why i love Israel, they wont take this crap. Kill 1 israelite they kill 10 of urs b4 they start any negociation of peace.

I have being reading thru this thread, and i'm disappointed in my broda's tryin so hard to defend peter obi, how people could give up their entitlements for crumbs, people are sayin he is tryin, are you not tired of people who are trying. I need all my quality basic infrastructures, not someone tryin to give me substandard road for 6yrs. When people talked abt d LG world and the korean investment i tot they were manufacturing companies. Never knew they were retail outlets, when countries like ghana are chasing out foreigner from their retail market u are welcoming them to our state. The wil come and take over the retail market from we the indigenes and u call that development.

The merger will only work if the godfathers will humble themselves, the big question would now be who to project for the president and vice, Is it goin to be, north and sw or sw and se, or north and se, or se and north, to many confusion.

she was being ask all sorts of question, like were are from, what does ur husband do 4 a living the told her to call her husband and they demanded 4 10million, to cut the long story short, after series of pleading and divine intervention they decided to drop her inside the bush and gave her, her phone to contact her people. Pls this event to place at Igbogiri community after the second benin bypass. The police are still search for the vehicle, a blue toyota camry popularly called big daddy with registration no. EJ911FST any body with useful info pls call me on 08030603986 or the nearest police station. Thanks.

they took the keys from my dad, told my mum to enter the car and told us to enter the bush before driving off with my mum and our car. The for the first time in my life, the next 2mins my head was complete blank, i didnt know whether 2 shout, scream, cry, chase d car on foot, i was just blank. I tot these things happens on only nollywood movies, My mum was kidnapped in my very b4, and i could do anytin, everyones phone was in the car except 4 mine so i started callin all my uncles, meanwhile according to my mum she was scared shitless...

My experience just happened recently, last sunday d 10th of dis month and it wasnt funny. We were travelling to the east for burial, when we decided to stop and take a leak, we stop by the roadside and did our business, we were about to continue our journey when a rugged passat car just blocked our way three guys with ak47 jump out of the car, at first i tot they were police who wanted to question why we parked by the side of the road, cos their gun had this green and yellow paint on it, not until they started demanding for the car keys from my dad, that i knew it was a different ball game....

I have not seen light in my area FESTAC, for the past 4 days and counting...

This is exact the problem and why the igbo man can not get to aso rock. Every man wants some from his town or village to rule. Why cant we just pick a competent candidate and unite to deliver him. At this rate all the north needs to do is throw money into the field in pretence support of different igbo man and watch them kill themselves. Pls we should learn to unite, cos thats the only way we can get the presidency. The other tribes knows what we are capable of doing, when we unite for a cause. So they will alway try to destabilize us.

Omo! See Israel and racism. It very ironic how these people quickly forgot what they went through being victims of racism. Africans should call on the germans to remain them that they are not a superior race.

I pity those people calling the ibos cowards, ibos are very patience people. Anything that the ibo starts tend to escalate to an unprecedented hieght. Take the issue of kidnapping for instances which was start by MEND, when the ibo started theirs, it was different ball game.

why is this particular one that is dead making the news, what about the other ones they have in their custody, cant those ones give them the information they need. They keep on granting them bail and releasing them. The police should get to work and get the info, from the other members that are living or invite Jack bauer to do the work for them.

typical police lie to reduce panic. Yea, we understand.

And come to think of it, i thought it was only the northern muslims that are involved in this inhumane act. So southern muslims do join them too. Watch you back people. But why didnt the army release such a sensitive info to the public for us to know who to look out for.

The state governor should stop decieving himself, we know better. business deal ko, business deal ni, to take 13 ibo christian life at same time, what kind of organised business killing is that? Ibo's please leave the north, this people have no value for human life.

i have actually written a letter to the chairmen of two local government where i happen to witness these things but up till today nottin have been done about it. No reply, No action was taken. So if i write to fashola, how am i sure i will not be wasting my time, if the government closest to me is not taking any action, how am i sure it will even get to Governor fashola.

iyke100:
Beware of fake pastors!!!!!!!!
Have you ever wondered why when so called annointing is released and everybody is falling down yet the camera man is standing. Annointing doesnt get to camera man

Lets beware. These pastors and their annointing are all fake

Lol, This is a very good point.

All these noise makers looking for attention from the government and front page of the newspaper.

@ poster,
I had a similar experience once, no matter what u do or say she will always want more assurance, at a point i got lost for words. I think the only thing she is looking for is a promise of marriage or an engagement ring. But bro. dont do any of these two, cause then u're hooked.

How time are u going to hear about this, if una wan jail make una carry go, nobody they protest for im matter.