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Patiently searching through the pages of this thread for reasonable answers from atheists. None found yet

Weah96:
Your own mother must be dead. Probably rotting along with your creator in the soil, feeding the worms.

nawa oo!

Thoniameek:
Nice thread Bro......

Lol

Thanks Sis

blueAgent:
Another achievement you failed to mention is Insanity.

oh! HCpaul is good with the "insanity" rhymes.

I was supposed to include that as one of the points

Atheism makes you sane
You cant be religious and be sane. All religious people are insane. Period!!!

Busayorafael:
Your obsession with atheism is amazing. Keep it up!

Did you tell cloudgoddess, seun and hahn this when they opened their threads?

Why didnt you tell them?

Ranchhoddas:
More evangelism. I expect KingEbuka to come and say 'Nice thread Bro'...

You want me to stop dont you?

Weah96:
A Christian is someone who doesn't commit sins..

Where did you find this definition?
No one is perfect yeah, but we strive to be like Christ.

What a party!!! Better late than never. Why you no mention me

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Since no atheist will tell us what atheism can offer us, but will rather tell us repeatedly what religion can't offer us, ill like to point out some of the benefits which atheists think atheism can offer but are to scared to say so that they wont sound stup1d.

Some benefits of atheism

1. It helps you win gold medals at the olympics
I dont know how religion can affect prizes at the olympics but an atheist seems to think atheism will increase your chances of winning a gold medal. Dont shake your head yet, I was also shocked when he blamed religion for the underperformance of religious individuals and countries. I gave him the names of some gold medalists who dedicated their winnings to God. However, he failed to give proof of such terrible claim. Do atheists just love to discredit religion at every chance they get? Beats me!

https://www.nairaland.com/3293381/why-religious-africa-underperforming-olympics#48558087



2. It stops you from becoming a terrorist
I don't know how this happens too, I gave some video proofs of potential atheist terrorists in my previous thread and numerous proofs of atheistic intolerance and violence. We know that "Atheists have killed way more people than all religion combined together" - This is one serious claim that no atheist have ever been able to refute. Every attempt to disprove that claim has been futile because history states the facts glaringly. Atheists don't care about this, they only care about religious terrorism. Religion breeds terrorism, that's it
https://www.nairaland.com/3270510/how-moderate-religion-helps-terrorist



3. It helps you to get along better with other people.
You cant possible get along with people if you are religious. You cant be at peace with people. It has to be one disagreement or the other.
https://www.nairaland.com/3294486/things-humanity-could-better-without



4. It helps us understand the world and universe around us better
You cant understand the theory of evolution world better if you are religious. Its just not possible. If you say you do, you are either deluding yourself or dishonest. Atheists have a monopoly of understanding. The religious individuals who founded most areas of science we have today were deceiving themselves, they didn't understand anything about the universe. If you wanna understand the world and universe better, better drop that religion!!!
https://www.nairaland.com/3294486/things-humanity-could-better-without



5. It helps us understands ourselves better
You see, once you become an atheist, you tend to understand people better. You tend to respect them too. The kind of respect meted out to religious individuals on this section is a good example. You tend to understand religious people better. If you are religious and you think you understand your spouse, parents, friends etc, you're only deceiving yourself.
https://www.nairaland.com/3294486/things-humanity-could-better-without



6. It makes us more prosperous
If you no wan poor kpoor, better run from religion. The christians who constitute 68%+ of world billionaires are deluded and deceiving themselves. Religion has a way of making you remain in poverty, dont ask me how, thats just the way it is. You can try it right now. Drop your religion and go check your closet for stacks of money. You wanna loose the money, just declare yourself religious again and zap! it'll vanish. It has been scientifically proven too.
https://www.nairaland.com/3294486/things-humanity-could-better-without



7. It makes us happier
How can you be religious and be happy? STOP DECEIVING YOURSELVES Christians, you are not happy, you are all sad. Nothing can make you happy, if you think you are happy you are just deceiving yourselves. Atheism is where the happiness is. If you aren't atheist you can't possibly be happy.
https://www.nairaland.com/3294486/things-humanity-could-better-without



8. It makes us more honest
If you aren't atheist, you cant be honest with anything or anybody. You are a liar, a thief, a deceiver and above all a deluded, irrational, non-freethinker. Atheism and honesty are one and the same! PERIOD!
https://www.nairaland.com/3300321/what-benefits-believing-god-religion



9. It will help us to have 24-hour constant power supply and better health infrastructure
I have no idea how this will happen but it will. Atheism is so powerful to an extent that some atheists believe that NEPA/PHCN can magically transform overnight. Shouldn't we start preaching atheism to NEPA officials and anoint power transmission machines with the delusion of atheism?
https://www.nairaland.com/3300321/what-benefits-believing-god-religion



10. it makes us more law abiding
You cant be religious and be law abiding, all the touts, scums, robbers, prostitutes etc are all religious.
https://www.nairaland.com/3300321/what-benefits-believing-god-religion

11. In general, it makes you better.


Atheists wont tell you what atheism can do, but they will tell you what religion cant do.
Funny guys, innit?

Sir Isaac Newton was right when he said: "Atheism is so senseless and odious to mankind that it never had many professors"

AnonyNymous:
Lol same. If he were European he'd know that its 'Ask A European' and not 'Ask An European' . . . after all, its their general language

No be atheist like you?
Is lying no longer permitted in atheism?

I thought the universe didn't give a damn about what accidental bags of cells do or don't do

naijadeyhia:
like minds think alike.

Yeah, mi bro"

JFAH:
Looking around on african site to assess the state of non religious in various african countries I reached the conclusion that there seemed to be many questions and misconception about atheism in general. I stumbled on this site, and for whats its worth, if you want an outsider perspective please feel free to ask and maybe we can have an interesting discussion.

regards

I think you should call your fellow atheists together and clear the misconceptions among y'all starting from the very definition of atheism. We get to see stuffs like sanity, rationality, logic, science etc. That'll do.

[quote author=DeSepiero post=48654652][/quote]Nice meme, the guy in yellow is Zod right?

hahn:
The catholic church. They invented the story of Jesus abi no be so?

Did the catholic church tell you this themselves or did you read it in another science textbook?

DeSepiero. Why is this one not dumb? >

hahn:
Yes. I meant Christians. The foundation of Christianity. You guys have always been confused

Who is the foundation of christianity?

hahn:
E funny abi? I wish you could say that to my face

Yeah, whatever. I meant to say his god. Even your god is not above mistakes since it created man and later regretted

No be by mouth oo. Well, Jesus has my heart now, you're safe.

How come i've heard "hid god" somewhere else before?

hahn:
Wetin carry my grandma enter this matter?

What else can you expect from someone who thinks it is cool for hid god to drown the whole world and leave only a drunk old man and his family alive? How christlike of you. Throwing around insults like it is holy. This is just proof that your religion teaches you no morals

Ehyaa oya no vex

But who is "hid god"? Is that the latest atheist god?
Oh, I found something about catholics.

[quote author=DeSepiero post=48654076][/quote]You do know christians read more books and have a long standing history of arguments than atheists right?

mcemmy0z:
Yeah, I know that, after that what's next?

Dont worry, just relax. You know whats next but you ignore it cos you dont like it. Just relax, you'll find out soon.

hahn:
Thank you sir. Say hi to your people for me

Ehyaa, catholics shey. Ill put a call to your grandma who might know a catholic or two.

hahn:
Thanks. I appreciate

good boi

hahn:
You and meme sha

You don take your correction?

mcemmy0z:
So that afterlife is for me to go and be shouting hallelujah everyday?

No be only you waka come this life. Wen you don finish, you go submit your life to the One wey give you.

Aaronsrod:
The Bible is proof for those who read without a canal mind. Read it well. Revelations 2:18 “But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.”

Whosoever will burn must burn.It is not given to us to question this things.

Dey dont want to hear this things bro. Have you ever heard of seared hearts?

They will come at you heavily for quoting scriptures, Dont as me why. Ruuunnn!!!!!!!!!

mcemmy0z:
And when you get to that heaven you will be shouting hallelujah from morning to night. That's worst than hell o

Okay. Why you nor enjoy yourself in your only life. U know say this life short shaa. No spend all your life on top religion na.

hahn:
Develop our infrastructure? We all know that NEPA/PHCNYour gods cannot deliver 24 hour constant power to save theiryour lives. Our health care is in shambles because of your god and we have to provide for our own power, water and even road network.
Please drop religion so we can at least start having 24 hour power supply.

Hahn, you made some mistakes there, but i've fixed it for you. Thank me later.

Muafrika2:
Nairobi.

You stay in kenya?

PastorAIO:
Why must creation only be from one single intelligent being?

And why can't the 'big blind explosion' be intelligent?

I think its more rational to believe in the power of an intelligent being than the power of a blind accidental explosion.
Explosions are not intelligent I think, they couldnt possibly create all we see now, could they.

SirWere:
Their is a line between talking and trolling sir. A well defined line. And you seem to be on the wrong side of it more and more often, sir. I'm a young person. I've been taught to respect older people. That has been the reason on many occasions to not reply your posts and show how horribly wrong and fallacious most of your exposés are. That and I don't like controversies. My point is ; trolling atheists continually up and down and repeating near identical threads over and over again does not do well for your cause. It might keep the "baby" christians who are NOT curious in your religion away from it; but the eternally curious; the ones who hunger for knowledge wherever they can find it; will call your bluff; sir.

I agree that I troll atheists sometimes but do you say this to atheists who do the same?

Its good you're respectful, atheists here could learn a thing or two from you.

Ill appreciate it if you could go to some of my threads where I made claims, and refute them with your facts. Ill gladly delete the oP if your facts are credible.

Ill keep talking about atheism on this section simply because atheists wont talk about it. The day may come when I wont have the strength for this sort of thing anymore, but that day is not today.