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Ain't expecting anything lesser than this...

I still believe there's more to this story....

That's good just for you...

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This is serious,

I hope they find the stupid man asap and chuck out both his two hands he used to axed down the lady first, before they torture him to death....
Wicked man.

OK.

Continue learning baba...

We're still watching

Alright....
oh, I mean all right!

nonsense

Good...this nation shall surely be great again.

As I celebrate my birthday today God will surely forgive our sins and heal our nation.

Ok.

Lol.
God bless our mothers....

They make life worth living d more..

Good response, icy.
Tell dem 2 mind dere business.
Even if she's truly cheating;
She's your girl not theirs.

Bt;


Sha dnt later cum bk 2 twitter to narrate hw ur hrt gt broken.

I don't believe that man will really do this for the state; highly disappointed. .

Btw; It's my first FTC on Nairaland...

Yes, I know dey distributed 1000naira for each of them and dats y dey re protesting 4 d release of a bigot thief and selfish leader, who specializes in ruining d future.

psquaret:
the right word is I M HAPPY, I M HAPPY

Lol

Chai... Can't even find d right words nw.
Unbelieable, bro Metuh pls take heart..

Ok.

God bless Nigeria!

That's not the right way to punish d woman nah.

Abi cutting off the head nah solution to headache ni

Sending her off the house is even far better than dat wicked act.

I've seen it: 571

Let's see if that will work...

NOBODYY:
Yes!!!!!
Av seen my namee

Pls, how do you check it?

Front Page pls.!

LamiHandsome:
Outside here I got a whatsapp group; where Concord related issues are being broken down like pea nuts. The group's title is "Let's Discuss Concord"
However, the group is created by me, might be hilarious but I bet I'm one serious head in English. Simply put, I'm a huge fan of English.
The group was created by me in affiliation with "A great professor" in English. He would be available to answer questions too with me; it's actually a tender group though. Everybody has the sole right to share thoughts, ideas or believes. You know it's always awesome when scholars debate

I actually created the group to help with confusing matters in English; you know, we tend to make even hilarious mistakes in our day to day conversations. I tell you, if you join this group, cases of balder dash lines in our grammar would definitely be reduced to a minimal level.
The Fun part:
There's random lavish give away of freebies of airtime all over the week; 3 rounds everyday (all networks). Jokes too when the need arises.

Whatsapp no: 08101034997. You definitely cannot afford to miss out!
Show some interest.

Much more interested. Add me: 07061068819

shilery:
@winner95 ar u also an aspirant of fces in affliation wit ui?

No. just knw much about the school.

mayorkyzo:
I would save the 100m..can always marry another wife..as for the mother she has lived her life..its time to live mine..

Lol
U wicked ooo, m sure u'll only spend d whole cash with guilt.

tosyne2much:
Money is out of it. I mean what's the essence of living in luxury when you will live the rest of your life in guilt?

Personally, I will save my wife in this kind of situation

Let's take a look at it from my view point

Firstly, your mother is meant to die before your wife. It's not a curse, that's the normal way it should happen. However, whether you love your wife more than your mom or not, the fact still remains the same that you are meant to lose your mother before your wife



Thirdly, the emotional trauma you will face when you lose your wife will be more than that of your parents.

Lastly, I think the reason why people are saying they will save their mother, is because they aren't married yet. As a man, you will definitely get to a stage in life when your wife will take the place of your mother.

To each his own opinion

Very true opinion bro.
Its true...u toomuch

coldHeat:
A difficult question to say the least.

A hundred million dollars (roughly 20 billion naira) is really tempting, in reality, a part of me would go with it, and if I don't save it, a part of me will sink with it forever; every challenge afterwards will look me in the eye and mock me and my business sense will call me stupid and all other sorts of things.

But if I save the money and choose to lose my mum and wife, there is no amount of cash or assets that will save me from the guilt of choosing money over them. I might live to be a hundred years old and my money would be able to buy anything for me, save the feeling that I did the right thing at the right time, and on my dying bed, I'd regret deeply and probably curse the day I made that mistake that changed my life and robbed me of my soul and humanity forever.

So, the money is out of the question.

I am left with my wife and my mother.

My wife is a part of me, we are not the two sides of a coin, we are the coin; our sides expressing and revealing our personalities and ideals which can best be understood differently by whoever looks at us. My wife completes me, defines me and re-defines me as I go about my purpose. To live without her is to live without the core essence of my being; a man flayed, trying to come to terms with his newly found existence that hides within the shadows of his depression, heavily pregnant without meaning but a despair that can only be comforted his grief and the passage of time...

But my mother is my source, without her, I cannot exist; my spirit will have no body to tether to, since my body came from the workshop that is her womb. I was created in the realm before earth, but my spirit married my body in my mother's womb; it was our home, our school and our church where we met, got acquainted, bonded and manifested into this world. There won't be anything left for me to share with my wife, and my orientation of life and eternity would be baseless and shapeless without the accompanying lessons I received form her...

So here I stand, watching the two most important women sinking before my eyes, the third (money) I shall carelessly divorce for the sake that I might in a bid to save three (myself included) lose one (money)...

Whether I can even swim well or not the painter of the scenario does not say, but if the circumstance determines that I can only save one then I shall be forced to make a choice.

I will first choose my mother because I will never have another in this life or the next (no mammary glands or vaginas in heaven mind you), and I shall let my wife die (it may appear she died rich as she sinks with the money, but at this serious point of call, such witty, ironic humor shall recede into the deepest parts of my mind that a logical thinking pattern blessed with adrenaline might take over).

The problem with this choice (since I know my mother very well) is that she too will be unhappy with me (and herself) for the rest of her life. She will tell me once she wakes up that I should have saved my wife and left her to die, since she had lived her life well enough to know that I haven't begun to live mine. And if I know my mother very well she would jump right back into the water (even though she knows she can't swim) to save my wife, and I'd have to jump into the water all over again...

So, who would I save in truth? I'd save my wife.

I'd leave the money (even if i wanted to, a hundred million dollars {in gold or cash} would be too heavy for me to pull up to the surface fast enough to go back and save the women in my life [estimating its weight]), and I'd save my wife, knowing my mother would approve of such a thing (and like most high-rated Hollywood movies she'd say a touching cool line whilst sinking like "save your wife you stupid boy, and tell that your bald head father I knew about him and Cynthia), and after saving my wife I'd go down and save her as well, hoping that God would humour us all and mouth to mouth resuscitation would save the day...

So, in a nutshell,

I'd save my wife,

Then i'd try save my mum (at least I'd bring her body to the surface and try to call her spirit back into her body),

If I can save both, then I'd be so happy I'd go back down and look for that money!


But to save wealth at the expense of life, even Death herself might just mutter aloud "eleyi gidigan" (this one is strong!"


lol!

Lols..
Nice theory up dia!