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NYSC / Re: If You're Between The Age Of 21 To 27years...this Is For You by winner95(m): 9:02am On Jun 16
Education / Re: BREAKING: ASUU Strike Continues As Union Demands Strong Commitment From FG by winner95(m): 10:23pm On Jan 21, 2019
Ain't expecting anything lesser than this... undecided
Romance / Re: Update!!! See Photos Of The Married Nigerian Woman With 4 Kids And Her Lover Who by winner95(m): 12:57pm On Oct 31, 2017
I still believe there's more to this story....
Celebrities / Re: Stella Damasus: "My Mother-In-Law Has Taught Me So Much About Marriage" by winner95(m): 2:38pm On Sep 26, 2017
That's good just for you...
Sports / Re: Carl Ikeme Transfers From One Room To Another On Transfer Deadline by winner95(m): 11:41am On Sep 01, 2017
Crime / Re: How Man Beat And Killed His Wife In Gboko, Benue State by winner95(m): 4:01pm On Aug 22, 2017
This is serious,

I hope they find the stupid man asap and chuck out both his two hands he used to axed down the lady first, before they torture him to death....
Wicked man. angry
Celebrities / Re: Alex Iwobi’s Hot And S*xy Sister Who Is Just 21 Years Old by winner95(m): 12:39pm On Aug 22, 2017
Politics / Re: Buhari: "I've Learnt To Obey My Doctor's Orders by winner95(m): 8:39pm On Aug 13, 2017
Continue learning baba...

We're still watching angry
Education / Re: Alright Vs All Right : What's The Difference? Let's Learn. by winner95(m): 2:57pm On Apr 01, 2017
oh, I mean all right!
Politics / Re: 'You Will Die Before Mr President' Written On A Car In Abuja (Photo) by winner95(m): 4:55pm On Feb 19, 2017
nonsense undecided


Politics / Re: PHOTOS: Lagos State Official Flag-off Of Market Activation Campaign In Ikorodu by winner95(m): 12:01pm On Oct 12, 2016
Good...this nation shall surely be great again.

As I celebrate my birthday today God will surely forgive our sins and heal our nation.

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Politics / Re: Wives Of Governors Attend Fundraising Dinner In Kebbi (Photos) by winner95(m): 11:19am On Oct 07, 2016
Nairaland / General / Re: Osun Sacks Striking Doctors. by winner95(m): 2:03pm On Feb 19, 2016
Jokes Etc / Re: Be Sincere, Have Ur Mum Ever Told You This? by winner95(m): 12:41pm On Jan 19, 2016
Lol. grin
God bless our mothers....

They make life worth living d more..
Celebrities / Re: IcePrince Reacts To Cheating Rumours About His Girlfriend by winner95(m): 3:58pm On Jan 18, 2016
Good response, icy.
Tell dem 2 mind dere business.
Even if she's truly cheating;
She's your girl not theirs. tongue


Sha dnt later cum bk 2 twitter to narrate hw ur hrt gt broken. cheesy


Politics / Re: An Open Letter To Governor Abiola Ajimobi by winner95(m): 9:48am On Jan 18, 2016
I don't believe that man will really do this for the state; highly disappointed. angry.

Btw; It's my first FTC on Nairaland...
Politics / Re: PDP Youths Protest For Release Of Olisah Metuh - Photos by winner95(m): 10:13am On Jan 16, 2016
Yes, I know dey distributed 1000naira for each of them and dats y dey re protesting 4 d release of a bigot thief and selfish leader, who specializes in ruining d future.

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Politics / Re: Arms Deal; Court Denies Olisa Metuh Bail, Sends Him To Prison Custody-tribune by winner95(m): 5:02pm On Jan 15, 2016

the right word is I M HAPPY, I M HAPPY
Politics / Re: Arms Deal; Court Denies Olisa Metuh Bail, Sends Him To Prison Custody-tribune by winner95(m): 1:36pm On Jan 15, 2016
Chai... Can't even find d right words nw. shocked
Unbelieable, bro Metuh pls take heart..
Politics / Re: President’s Reaction To Missing Budget by winner95(m): 1:39pm On Jan 14, 2016

God bless Nigeria!
Family / Re: See What A Husband Did To His Wife For Cheating(GRAPHIC PIX) by winner95(m): 1:34pm On Jan 14, 2016
That's not the right way to punish d woman nah.

Abi cutting off the head nah solution to headache ni

Sending her off the house is even far better than dat wicked act.


Forum Games / Re: EYE TEST: What Number Do You See by winner95(m): 5:59pm On Jan 13, 2016
I've seen it: 571 cool

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Politics / Re: Fashola Unfolds 13-point Agenda To Revive Power Sector by winner95(m): 9:28am On Jan 12, 2016
Let's see if that will work...
Romance / Re: 10 Awkward Situations Girls Put You Through In A Relationship by winner95(m): 10:48pm On Jan 09, 2016
Literature / Re: Pleasure And Pain - A Short Story by winner95(m): 2:04pm On Jan 06, 2016
A beautiful' nice story; I must confess... More wisdom I implore for you Clemzy!

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Education / Re: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by winner95(m): 9:10pm On Dec 25, 2015
Av seen my namee
Pls, how do you check it?
Politics / Re: FG Workers To Be Paid Nov Salary On The 11th Dec by winner95(m): 10:06am On Dec 02, 2015
Front Page pls.!

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Education / Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by winner95(m): 5:08pm On Nov 09, 2015
Outside here I got a whatsapp group; where Concord related issues are being broken down like pea nuts. The group's title is "Let's Discuss Concord"
However, the group is created by me, might be hilarious but I bet I'm one serious head in English. Simply put, I'm a huge fan of English.
The group was created by me in affiliation with "A great professor" in English. He would be available to answer questions too with me; it's actually a tender group though. Everybody has the sole right to share thoughts, ideas or believes. You know it's always awesome when scholars debate

I actually created the group to help with confusing matters in English; you know, we tend to make even hilarious mistakes in our day to day conversations. I tell you, if you join this group, cases of balder dash lines in our grammar would definitely be reduced to a minimal level.
The Fun part:
There's random lavish give away of freebies of airtime all over the week; 3 rounds everyday (all networks). Jokes too when the need arises.

Whatsapp no: 08101034997. You definitely cannot afford to miss out!
Show some interest.
Much more interested. Add me: 07061068819
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by winner95(m): 5:03pm On Nov 01, 2015
@winner95 ar u also an aspirant of fces in affliation wit ui?
No. just knw much about the school.
Romance / Re: Confusing Moments! Who Will You Save? (photo) by winner95(m): 3:50am On Oct 22, 2015
I would save the 100m..can always marry another wife..as for the mother she has lived her life..its time to live mine.. grin

U wicked ooo, m sure u'll only spend d whole cash with guilt.
Romance / Re: Confusing Moments! Who Will You Save? (photo) by winner95(m): 7:43pm On Oct 21, 2015
Money is out of it. I mean what's the essence of living in luxury when you will live the rest of your life in guilt?

Personally, I will save my wife in this kind of situation

Let's take a look at it from my view point

Firstly, your mother is meant to die before your wife. It's not a curse, that's the normal way it should happen. However, whether you love your wife more than your mom or not, the fact still remains the same that you are meant to lose your mother before your wife

Thirdly, the emotional trauma you will face when you lose your wife will be more than that of your parents.

Lastly, I think the reason why people are saying they will save their mother, is because they aren't married yet. As a man, you will definitely get to a stage in life when your wife will take the place of your mother.

To each his own opinion
Very true opinion bro.
Its true...u toomuch cheesy
Romance / Re: Confusing Moments! Who Will You Save? (photo) by winner95(m): 7:22pm On Oct 21, 2015
A difficult question to say the least.

A hundred million dollars (roughly 20 billion naira) is really tempting, in reality, a part of me would go with it, and if I don't save it, a part of me will sink with it forever; every challenge afterwards will look me in the eye and mock me and my business sense will call me stupid and all other sorts of things.

But if I save the money and choose to lose my mum and wife, there is no amount of cash or assets that will save me from the guilt of choosing money over them. I might live to be a hundred years old and my money would be able to buy anything for me, save the feeling that I did the right thing at the right time, and on my dying bed, I'd regret deeply and probably curse the day I made that mistake that changed my life and robbed me of my soul and humanity forever.

So, the money is out of the question.

I am left with my wife and my mother.

My wife is a part of me, we are not the two sides of a coin, we are the coin; our sides expressing and revealing our personalities and ideals which can best be understood differently by whoever looks at us. My wife completes me, defines me and re-defines me as I go about my purpose. To live without her is to live without the core essence of my being; a man flayed, trying to come to terms with his newly found existence that hides within the shadows of his depression, heavily pregnant without meaning but a despair that can only be comforted his grief and the passage of time...

But my mother is my source, without her, I cannot exist; my spirit will have no body to tether to, since my body came from the workshop that is her womb. I was created in the realm before earth, but my spirit married my body in my mother's womb; it was our home, our school and our church where we met, got acquainted, bonded and manifested into this world. There won't be anything left for me to share with my wife, and my orientation of life and eternity would be baseless and shapeless without the accompanying lessons I received form her...

So here I stand, watching the two most important women sinking before my eyes, the third (money) I shall carelessly divorce for the sake that I might in a bid to save three (myself included) lose one (money)...

Whether I can even swim well or not the painter of the scenario does not say, but if the circumstance determines that I can only save one then I shall be forced to make a choice.

I will first choose my mother because I will never have another in this life or the next (no mammary glands or vaginas in heaven mind you), and I shall let my wife die (it may appear she died rich as she sinks with the money, but at this serious point of call, such witty, ironic humor shall recede into the deepest parts of my mind that a logical thinking pattern blessed with adrenaline might take over).

The problem with this choice (since I know my mother very well) is that she too will be unhappy with me (and herself) for the rest of her life. She will tell me once she wakes up that I should have saved my wife and left her to die, since she had lived her life well enough to know that I haven't begun to live mine. And if I know my mother very well she would jump right back into the water (even though she knows she can't swim) to save my wife, and I'd have to jump into the water all over again...

So, who would I save in truth? I'd save my wife.

I'd leave the money (even if i wanted to, a hundred million dollars {in gold or cash} would be too heavy for me to pull up to the surface fast enough to go back and save the women in my life [estimating its weight]), and I'd save my wife, knowing my mother would approve of such a thing (and like most high-rated Hollywood movies she'd say a touching cool line whilst sinking like "save your wife you stupid boy, and tell that your bald head father I knew about him and Cynthia), and after saving my wife I'd go down and save her as well, hoping that God would humour us all and mouth to mouth resuscitation would save the day...

So, in a nutshell,

I'd save my wife,

Then i'd try save my mum (at least I'd bring her body to the surface and try to call her spirit back into her body),

If I can save both, then I'd be so happy I'd go back down and look for that money! cheesy

But to save wealth at the expense of life, even Death herself might just mutter aloud "eleyi gidigan" (this one is strong!"wink

Nice theory up dia! cheesy

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