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Interestingly interesting.

1. From Tafawa Balewa to. (North)
2. Gen. Johnson Aguiyi-Ironsi to.
3. Gen. Yakubu Gowon to.(North)
4. Gen. Murtala Mohammed to.(North)
5. Gen. Olusegun Obasanjo to.
6. President Shehu Shagari to.(North)
7. Maj. Gen. Buhari to.(North)
8. Gen. Ibrahim Babangida to.(North)
9. Chief Ernest Shonekan to.
10. Gen. Sani Abacha to.(North)
11. Gen. Abdulsalami Abubakar to.(North)
12. President Olusegun Obasanjoto.
13. President Umaru MusaYar'adua(North)
to.
14. President Goodluck Jonathan.


Look above and you will see that out of 13 persons that has ruled Nigeria , 9(Nine) of them are from the North. Now , some of them are blaming jonathan for all the problems of Nigeria, the problems of Nigeria didn't start on
jonathan's administration. The North should be blame for any problem Nigeria is going through now. They have been the one ruling Nigeria since after independence, and yet we are depreciating . We need power change in Nigeria , the North are not the only ones born to rule. We have given the North enough opportunity, now It's obvious our messiah isn't frm the North. Buhari should wait still the year 2031. Agreed!

mikeansy:
The Americans have shown in history that they are willing to back any foreign leader willing to be their puppet

whether its King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia, Hosni Mubarak in Egypt, or the Shar of Iran . . . they have shown in history that they are willing to throw away their proclaimed democratic ideals in order to guarantee their interests

With the evidence of Nigeria emerging the leading economy in Africa, Nigeria pursuing local refining of crude vigorously and also our willingness to embrace the Chinese RMB for international trade and reserve. America feels threatened and are trying to undermine Nigeria by installing a puppet dictator in the name of "Change".

I am sure David Axlerod knows that a former Military dictator who usurped democracy 30years ago and is now "officially" 72years old represents anything but change!!!!

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prettythicksme:
noooo ,i havent see what a fluid looks like i just guess!

Make I hear o lolz. All the guys wey comment none of them guess say the thing no be fluid except u. you too much joor , one oriji for you jare lolz

prettythicksme:
lol that pics i see up there no b fluid b that oo na weeeweee!

So you sabi fluid well well ... Lolz .

That moment in the church when you start doubting your beloved pastor

Last sunday , in one of the new generation church i
attended , I heard the man of God say that a lot
people have spiritual wife or husband without even
knowing they do. And that this spiritual spouse
hinder them from achieving a lot of good things in
life. The man of God went further to say that , if you
are a man and sometimes when you wake up in the
night , you found out that you have Fluid in your
pants or night wear, it's an indication that you have
just had sex to a spiritual wife.
This got me really thinking ...
Guys what do you say about this ?

Last sunday , in one of the new generation church i attended , I heard the man of God say that a lot people have spiritual wife or husband without even knowing they do. And that this spiritual spouse hinder them from achieving a lot of good things in life. The man of God went further to say that , if you are a man and sometimes when you wake up in the night , you found out that you have semen in your pants or night wear, it's an indication that you have just had sex to a spiritual wife.
This got me really thinking ...
Guys what do you say about this ?

Nollywood actor Prince Eke, who is also married to
Muma Gee has written an open letter to
Gen. Muhammadu Buhari ahead of the elections.

Read below: –

“My letter to BUHARI, Sir ,let us examine
your service records. I consider your
generation a very privileged one, indeed. In
1975 at d age of 33, you were appointed d
Military Governor of d North-Eastern State,
present day Borno & Yobe states. In 1976 at
d age of 34 you became d Minister 4
Petroleum and Natural Resources. In 1978 at
d age of 36 you became d Chairman of d
Nigeria National Petroleum Corporation
(NNPC). Today d reverse is d case. Most
Nigerians at age of 35 are still unemployed
and still living with parents. Many are still
not married. During your time you were
already Governor at this age.
“One major reason for this unfortunate turn
of events is that many elders like you have
refused 2 voluntarily handover d baton 2 d
next generation. Life should be a relay race
where one runs his race and hands over 2 d
next. In Nigeria many elders like you have
run their races and are still holding on
tenaciously 2 d baton.But Sir, I have an
important question here 4 you. The question
is simple, MUST YOU SERVE NIGERIA AS A
PRESIDENT ONLY? IS THERE NO OTHER
CAPACITY YOU CAN SERVE US EXCEPT D
PRESIDENCY? It is very erroneous 2 imagine
that you can only serve Nigeria only in one
capacity. During d regime of late General
Sani Abacha, you accepted d appointment 2
serve as d Chairman of d then Petroleum
Trust Fund (PTF). D general opinion was that
you served faithfully in this capacity.
“Well done Sir! But you never asked Abacha
2 vacate office 4 you as your former
subordinate in d army. Never! In fact that
would have been a dangerous move, if not
suicidal. Rather you served faithfully under
your former junior in d army. Sir, imagine if
you take on another job like d Chairman of
EFCC or ICPC or NDLEA. Nigerians actually
need you 2 serve in one of these capacities
much more than they need you in d
Presidency.
“Mere mentioning your name as Chairman
of EFCC would drive many corrupt men
underground. But you wouldn’t . Either d
Presidency or nothing. When are you going
2 handover 2 d next person? It is either you
do it voluntarily or risk disgrace at d polls.
God bless you sir.

moca:
This @op is not serious.
Looking at d superficial and forgetting d main koko.

Character,wisdom,flexibility,humane spirit and so many more r the real qualities to look out for in any spouse.

Although at most times d superficial will draw u to d the person and u can then access the inner strength.

Op no say you shouldn't check only the superficial ni, but he said u shouldn't overlook it . Sometimes it has affect on the children . Imagine very short man go marry very woman , na which kind combination be that ni ? Da tin funny sha lolz

MrCork:
^^^Peterfile alert...bro I don't mean to sound rudes but u a Peterfile!!

Bros how the hack did you get to Nairaland? Your colleagues are in the psycho ward. Which one be peterfile?? You need help bro

lumzybo:
Op, which of the categories do u belong?

I am a handsome, tall guy. Any short ugly girl should contact. Lolz

MrCork:
..... U shud be locked up in prison.....so u want to marrrryed unborn kids?... Bro I dont mean to sound rude but u needed medical help (no oofense)

Mr man, go to school and learn how to read and write first . You are embarrassing yourself here with grammatical error and poor reasoning.

Like father like daughter.. Big liars!!! PDP hack into ur account and all they could do is to misspell? U are a silly liar. You want to answer president daughter. Don't go focus in ur school . Ode

Let's help ourselves by complementing each other to make our world a better place. HIV status and blood group shouldn't be the only thing to consider before marriage. They say love is blind but try consider your unborn kids as you pick a partner.

IF you are ugly, pls try and marry someone beautiful. Beautiful pple please accept the ugly ones. This way we can stop having extremely ugly kids. Bad for the kids.

IF you are Short, please try marry someone who is tall. Short + Short = Shortest . Let's help the unborn kids please.

IF you are Fat, please try marry someone who is slim. Slim people should please go for fat people. Our unborn kids need our help.

IF you are very Dark, please try marry someone who is fair. To avoid given birth to charcoal kids.

IF you are uneducated, please try marry someone who is educated. Your unborn kids will oneday need someone to help them in their school work.

IF you are Anti-social, please try marry someone who is social. It's necessary for the well being of your unborn kids.


---------it's true children comes from God, and sometimes the kids don't pick up bad qualities of the parents. But , let's at least try , God will do the rest.

Let's help ourselves by complementing each other to make our world a better place. HIV status and blood group shouldn't be the only thing to consider before marriage. They say love is blind but try consider your unborn kids as you pick a partner.

IF you are ugly , pls try and marry someone beautiful. Beautiful pple please accept the ugly ones. This way we can stop having extremely ugly kids. Bad for the kids.

IF you are Short, please try marry someone who is tall. Short + Short = Shortest . Let's help the unborn kids please.

IF you are Fat, please try marry someone who is slim. Slim people should please go for fat people. Our unborn kids need our help.

IF you are very Dark, please try marry someone who is fair. To avoid given birth to charcoal kids.

IF you are uneducated, please try marry someone who is educated. Your unborn kids will oneday need someone to help them in their school work.

IF you are Anti-social, please try marry someone who is social. It's necessary for the well being of your unborn kids.


---------it's true children comes from God, and sometimes the kids don't pick up bad qualities of the parents. But , let's at least try , God will do the rest. That's my opinion sha !

berem:
So what is stopping Jonathan and DSS from arresting APC members who are major financiers of boko haram? Why are they allowing Nigerians to die when they can arrest the APC financiers? Why are they making political issues out of it when they have the powers to end the insurgency?

My friend,Olisa Metuh is a noise maker and an agent of noise pollution.

You ask stupid questions just to promote ur buhari. We all know boko haram is created by the north to destabilize Jonathan's administration. Jonathan is far more good man than buhari. Buhari will lose again.

From the picture, it's obvious John kerry is afraid of buhari , that's why he choose to sit in a separate seat to create a distance in case buhari blows up himself. He knew as long as bokoharam is concern, buhari is a suspect. Look at how he relaxed with Goodluck

kkmoney212:
Boli Bovio or d fu*k u call ur self. Ur Boss A.Y is not actin d way u re now actin. U want d whole world 2 knw dat u re in gud term wit d Mr Curroption is not a crime. Anyway if u like go and start datin one of his daughter dat non of my bizz. 4 me I'm not longer ur fans 4 wat u av bein sayin n actin. Ppl like u 4get tins easiy. Jona is not a Gud President at all. I knw wat he wil do incase he get back 2 d seat. But he wil never win. I wil increase fuel to 157 per liter. I so much 8 dat Man called Jona.

Bros ! The matter pass u , so go hanged urself jare

Caseless:
Bovi is becoming too immersed in politics and this not good for his kind of job(comedy). I'm a fan of bovi, and in a country where we're divided along political line, I dont think his romance with pdp sends the right signal. He can keep his calm and be neutral like other comedians; afterall, he has nothing to lose by doing this. I saw him entering that interactive session held in lagos last night- he got there late and was looking for where to sit. Does that mean he's stalking the president? SMS!

You are just dying of envy, jealousy and anger... Bovi is a citizen of Nigeria and an individual comedian. He has the right to support any party or person he wishes to . So stop lamenting with ur buharistic mentality

MzzTega:
I love dose rings....beautiful!

Just say yes to me ; and it will be yours

Midehi:
Op Ring can also be symbol of love..d one i av on my 2nd finger is a bond ring,its a symbol of love too

Frm the way u sound it shows u are in a happy marriage and ganish with love. Pple in a bad marriage won't say what u said, I guess that will see ring as a handcuff

ammyluv2002:
Wow! Perfect. ...mi love those rings

Just say yes to me ; and it will be yours

Ring is just an object that tells the public that you are married or engaged, it isn't a symbol of love. You can wear a ring and yet have no love, no trust , no acceptance; infact apart frm letting the public know you are married or engaged, ring can also be use for "punching" someone in the face.

This is Belynda Chinwe Bosa before the incident

Alcatraz001:
@ Mhizenegu, please am waiting for your address and name so that I can teach a lesson.I won't kill you myself,I will only send yoruba Nationalists to waste you.

You think Laagos is Nnewi? We have been watching you people for 4 years now under Jonathan's rudderless leadership and we have had enough of your insults.

We will kill you and burn down your properties.We won't bomb you but kill you individually and nothing will happen.

Please dare me and drop your address and name.Thank God this Is election period.I don't need to pay money to get you killed in Lagos.

I reiterate,just try any nonsense nxt month and you will see the rage with which you will all be mowed down.Ingrates!!!

My friend are you mad or something? Stop your empty threat and go hang urself. You are a nobody and a nobody will be forever. Give me your address , and I will make sure u runaway in ur land. Fools !

delishpot:
Hmnn, ok o. But I think most women find it hard to marry due to economy. Even Agbero has a babe in naija o. Unless he decides to reach beyound his level as in Agbero toast a doctor and gets pissed when she says no.
If the woman in question is cool calm and collected, a man will deff go for her. Na class matter here.

You are right. If a woman is cool calm, collected and not allow her nature of work affect her personality

delishpot:
Mhm, dem don come. I see these women marrying o. Yet nairaland boys will see it as a problem. What kind of men are we raising in naija sef? They lack self confidence. Look for and marry a good wife and she will be good no mater her profession. Unless you guys are looking for whom to abuse that will not fight back. If so follow Yerima and rape babies in the name of marriage(some of our northern muslim brothers wont mind giving you their new born girls) or marry abirun.

I didn't say all women in this career don't get marry. I only said that some of them is likely to find it difficult to find a man due to their career.

There are some professions/careers which as a single woman you should not endeavor if you want to get married at an early age. This is because these professions/careers makes women look more like a man in a woman's body. They talk , think , and act like a man even without knowing it. What attracts men to women is the femininity attribute , the same way the men masculinity attribute attracts women. No man wants to stay in a romantic relationship with a woman who makes him feel like he is with a fellow man, whereby the softness and tenderness of a women is absent.
Below are some professions/career which single women should not adhere to :

WOMAN IN THE FORCE: Single woman in any profession that involves force ( army, police e.t.c ) finds it difficult to get a man to marry. This is because their day to day activity involves acting like a man. They are trained psychologically to show bravery and fearlessness in the way they walk, talk, think e.t.c . And most often the physical training they undergo makes their muscles to expand like that of men. Men are afraid of such women.

WOMAN LAWYER: It's a well known fact that lawyers address themselves most often as "my learner colleagues" , while they address the non-lawyers as "laymen". As a layman , you dare not argue with a lawyer about rights and duties, except you want to hear all the sections and subsections of statutes , codes , Acts e.t.c . Men( especially the laymen) feel intimidated by women in this field of profession. Moreover, most of them becomes "feminist"( a woman who belief that she should have the same rights and opportunities as men). No man wants a scenario of two masters in the same ship.

WOMAN POLITICIAN: In nigeria, politician are seen as ruthless , aggressive and unfaithful. Politics is a men dominated profession, so women in politics forced to challenge and show their men counterparts that they can do better. They believe they are capable of leading and controlling men. And most of them lack respect for men, they talk to men like kids. No man will see such type of woman and want to take her as a wife. No man want a woman who will overshadow and disrespect him.

WOMAN IN SPORT: Just like women in the force, women in sport ( athletic, boxing e.t.c ) often develop the body structure of a man. The have strong bone , large muscles, hard skin e.t.c , and this attribute doesn't sound sexy as far as any man is concern.


Guys can you marry a woman in any of the above profession/careers?

Add more professions/careers if any

bokohalal:
There is a serious disconnect between the ruling party and the governed. Unfortunately, they do not know.

See , am not surprise you support buhari. See your "bokohalal "