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irunoobo:
ur mama

Judging from your picture, it's either your mama is a prostitute or you are a victim of born throwaway. Bcus no responsible mother will bring up a daughter who expose her sagging boobs in NL with hope of trapping a maga . Bad market for u today.

irunoobo:
u are a very stooped fool. mad broke iddiot

Bravo!!! Keep on exposing your sagging boobs and thinking you are sexy. You are just a disgusting old pork. #Spits

irunoobo:


indirectly thanking Nigerians for giving him the opportunity to dip his hands into the national pool of money. I think he would have been luckier if he married a calm woman and chose the right guys to work with. Good luck to you Jonathan. I will miss your wife's grammatical bombs

What other lucky is greater than being the president? Even with her grammatical bombs, she was ur first lady , that's a position you can never reach in ur life even if u expose ur sagging breast the more on ur pix

billyG:
D gudluck only affect him as a person not nigerians,we all know a working leaders unfortunately we can only count few & his name is not on d list.he fail 2 fulfil most of his promise i still dnt hav electricity,millions of our youths are still not getting jobs,d economy is in shambles,our educational sysyem cannt compete with ghana,they still go abroad 4 treatment,exchange rate is prohibitively high,criminals are having a field day,militants are empowered 2 buy & fly private jets while d rest of d poorer masses walk d earth with wornout shoes or no shoes,getting a fed.jobs is do or die trying,insecurity everywhere.

Bla bla bla.... Your mates are hustling and making money, and u sit down in ur mama home waiting for government to knock at ur door and give u all u need. Lazy man

hijacke:
I pity Gej now, he may have lost the election but he won the pity of Nigerians

Who are u to pity GEJ ? you cannot even achieve quarter of wat he has achieved in life so far and u say u are pitying him. You are the dumbest person in NL for saying that. Change ur name to MR. PITY

Women putting men in serious poo since the time of Adam and eve

TeamSimple:
Amaechi leave them,let them coz of their anti-APC vote in wike. We are ready to take Dakuku peterside to Abuja if his rigged out. There is enough space for positive and progressive minds in Abuja.

Who are the' WE' ? As long as APC , Amaechi, buhari , Nigeria is concern; you are a nobody. And if you ever try to get close to Aso rock, you will be shot in the head. SO Zip that trash you called mouth and go help your father in the farm.

UrennaNkoli:
Amaechi one of the men of the moment.

You talk too much

1. That she isn’t the best I’ve been with in bed.
“Of all the girls I’ve dated seriously, not one has
ranked in the top five I’ve been with, sexually
speaking. Still waiting to meet a Mouth Gig pro who’s
wife material.”
— Reggie, 26
2. That I’ve paid for sex before.
“If my girl knew I’d slept with a hooker, or that I got
a rub-and-tug once (and probably will again one
day), she’d think I was dirty or something. As if I’m
too stupid to double bag it.”
— Phil, 28
3. That I’m obviously getting a lap dance if I’m going
to a strip club.
“It’s funny how easy it is to convince a woman that
you were the only one who didn’t get a lap dance at
the strip club. They want to believe you’re on your
best behavior at every bachelor party—as if that
were even possible—so you might as well feed
them the bait they’re begging for.
— Tom, 32
4. That I watch way more porn than she thinks.
“If my girlfriend knew how often I watched porn,
she’d start balling. She once mentioned a study that
said people who watch more than ten hours a week
are sex addicts or something. I mean, c’mon….”
— Brad, 22
5. That I’m into some porn that would freak her out.
“From my experience, the female sex isn’t
programmed to understand why a guy digs the
kinky shit he gets of off to. Personally, I’ve got a
thing for Japanese game show porn. If my girlfriend
ever knew, she’d definitely be weirded out.”
— Eddie, 23
6. That I’d like more blowjobs.
“Every guy on Earth wishes he could get more head.
Why wouldn’t he? The problem is that asking for a
Mouth Gig is like sitting in a rocking chari—it gives
you something to do, but it doesn’t get you very
far.”
— Carl, 30
7. That I dropped the L-bomb prematurely to get
her to have sex with me.
“Listen, I love my girlfriend. I do. But did I love her
when I first said it? Not really. A man will do what a
man has to to get laid.”
— Jeremy, 35
8. That my ex is a decent person.
“My girlfriend and I once ran into my ex on
campus. Later that day, I casually mentioned to my
girl that my ex was looking great—happy, you
know, and fit. Bleep, that was a mistake. Doesn’t
matter how nice or good-looking a person your ex
is. Do not compliment them in front of your girl.”
— Joey, 20
9. That I think her best friend’s totally fuckable.
“My girlfriend’s best friend has incredible tits and
she knows how to show those things off. Obviously
I like it when she’s around. But I keep that shit to
myself. I’ll even agree with my girlfriend if she says
her friend dresses too slutty or whatever.”
— Geoff, 28
10. That I’m not all that respectful when I talk about
women with my male friends.
“When guys hang out, we like to talk about girls—
how and why we want to Bleep them, you know. And
we’re definitely not using the most politically
correct language. Every woman’s better off never
overhearing what her man wishes he could do to
his favorite slutty barista.”
— Josh, 32
11. That I know exactly when she’s about to get her
period based on the way she acts.
“The thing about a lady’s cycle is that it’s
predictable, right? Doesn’t matter. You can track the
emotional swings all you want for your own sake
but if you ever mention that a woman might be
taking something a little too personally because it’s
her time of month—god bless you, man.
— Marc, 29
12. That she spends way too much time getting
ready.
“My girl primps for two hours minimum before a
night out. I know she’s doing all sorts of stuff with
her hair and face and she always ends up looking
good, but the end result doesn’t justify the energy
that goes into it in my opinion. You’d think it’s a
compliment to tell someone they shouldn’t waste
their time on makeup or whatever, but no. I almost
got dumped for that one.”
— Erik, 33
13. That we don’t really need more alone time as a
couple.
“After a certain point in any long-term relationship
I’ve been in, the girl I’m seeing starts saying ‘we
need to spend more time together,” or whatever. I
don’t know if it’s because they’re feeling restless or
agitated or needy or what. But I do know that the
way to respond isn’t to say that you’re totally cool
with the amount of time you’re spending alone
already. Always pretend you’re up for more.
Always.”
— Larry, 31
14. That I’m all over her because someone else
turned me on.
“Sometimes, a guy comes home Hot because he
saw someone hot on the street, or he was flirting
with his coworker earlier in the day and things got a
little heated. Perfectly natural to get turned on by
someone other than your girlfriend and then go
home to Bleep her; not always necessary to explain
why you’re jumping her bones the minute you walk
through the door.
— Alex, 24
15. That I can tell she’s put on a few pounds.
“It doesn’t bug me when my girl gains a few
pounds. I kind of like it, actually. She always looks
good naked. But I’m not dumb enough to believe a
man can say something like ‘love it that you’re a
little softer on the sides’ without getting smacked in
the face.”
— Derek, 25
16. That I’d much rather stay home and smoke
weed than do date night.
“Date night is basically dinner out with a different
name. Truthfully, I’d always rather stay home,
smoke weed, and order food—it’s cheaper, and
definitely more fun. My girlfriend definitely doesn’t
need to know that.”
— Rick, 37 TC mark

Guys let's hear that one thing about you that you can't tell your girlfriend ......

Goodluck is a hero

Sani Abacha & wife went to Aso Rock together............
Only his wife came back.

Olusegun Obasanjo & wife went Aso Rock
together.......
Only Obasanjo returned.

Umaru Musa Ya'adua & wife went to Aso. Rock
together...........Only his wife returned.

BUT
Goodluck Ebele Jonathan & wife went to Aso Rock
together..............Now both of them are
coming back together with their Lives and
healthiness.
GEJ is indeed lucky to break that curse in Aso
Rock ......
I call him A great Hero....
I call him a digital President......
I call him a Truthful President.......
I call him Moses of our Time...................
I call him the BEst president ..............
I call him talk and doing President...............
You promised us FREE and FAIR election and u
carried it out.
May God bless u 4 letting Peace to reign.
Your Humility and tolerance is second to none in
Nigeria.
You laid a legacy that the reasonable Nigerians and
generation to come will be proud of.
Though some are still taking your meekness to
weakness....
May God continue to lead your path My First Noble
President...
I CHERISH WHAT YOU PROVED.....
U must Live Long!!!!!!!!!

podosci:
Before any Igbo and Niger deltan would come and agree with the nonsense this fool is saying let
me ask a simple question.
If The east and Niger delta were carved out to become a country, would you allow someone like Asari Dokumbo rule you?

Asari Dokumbo is not a politician. He has not contested for any position, and he has no intention of doing so. So I don't know the ground of your question.

Fake fake result

EggovinMma:
What propaganda?
Why are you people wicked like this?
Who has divided nigerians across religious, ethnic lines during this ccampaigns APC? ?
Can't you see the character assaination of buhari and the North in general? How can PEJ insult the north and Apc supporters when the chief ccampaigner of her husband is from the north? Is the Vp not from the north?
What about the hate speech of the Yoruba by GEJ? A president of a country with more than 500 ethnic languages , more than one religious groups and more than 200 ethnic groups should know how to HOLD HIS LIPS, CONTROL HIS TONGUE!

Make una stop to dey yarn NONSENSE!

Bla bla bla.. Bros you did not make even a singe sense in what u wrote. All is see is hate hate and hate for a man , just bcus he is frm a minority tribal

doctokwus:
Even GEJ has finally admitted that without elections in 5 states in d far north it wud have been difficult for him to win!
So with elections in these states now,GEJ has secretly admitted that GMB wud win the elections as we all know!!
God thank u for finally making GEJ to say d truth once in his presidency!!

Chaii.. Person wey see ur big head go think say u get good brain. Wat a slow pork

APCheat are bunch of lying demons . There only weapon is propaganda

Osc:
Initially i supported APC but carefully looked at their way of life i discover that they are old thieves trying to wear new clothes i decamped to PDP at least i know what they have done afterall Northerners have ruled for more than 30 yrs including Buhari but nothing drastically changed

I used to support APC too when I was in the dark. Now I have seen the light...

A press statement from PDP

Director of Media and Publicity of the Peoples
Democratic Party Presidential Campaign
Organisation (PDPPCO), Chief Femi Fani-Kayode said yesterday that the All Progressives Congress (APC) spokesperson, Alhaji Lai Mohammed, has told yet another lie about speculated the disqualification of the APC presidential candidate, General
Muhammadu Buhari from the March 28 election.
Fani-Kayode in a swift reaction to Mohammed on the issue said, “Lai Mohammed has told yet another dirty lie. What on earth is our business with Buhari's court case?

“We know that he does not have a certificate and that he was not eligible to contest but we have moved on from there and we are ready to meet him in the field. The truth is that the APC are suffering from all manner of paranoia and they have lost touch with reality.

“They are the proverbial conspiracy theorists who are so consumed by their own morbid fears that they sleep in their wardrobes and under their beds every night. Each time someone knocks at the gates of their homes they wave their hands in the air, they shiver and scream and they say ‘the President has sent the security people to come and arrest us’.

“Frankly they deserve to be pitied. They see
government conspiracies everywhere and they have
become prisoners of their own wild hallucinations.
The truth is that we are not in the least bit interested in General Buhari's travails at the court and we are not in a position to influence the decision of the judge or the outcome of the case one way or the other.

“The problem with the APC is that they cannot
appreciate the difference between the judiciary and
the executive. They are so primitive that they cannot
comprehend the concept of '’separation of powers’.
Simply because General Buhari himself controlled
the courts and threatened judges when he was in
power he thinks that the same thing is happening 31
years later under the administration of President
Goodluck Jonathan. He does not appreciate the fact
that times have changed and that our courts and
judges are fiercely independent and deeply
courageous.

“We wish General Buhari well in his case tomorrow
but frankly speaking it is the last thing on our minds
and we are not losing any sleep over it. Our prayer is that, whichever way, the rule of law is upheld and
that justice is done.

“We also hope that he is not disqualified so that we
have the opportunity to deal with him once and for
all and demystify him at the polls. It would be a cruel act to deprive us of the opportunity of bursting his bubble once and for all and to humiliate him at the polls.

“We must remember that it was the Director General of the Buhari Presidential Campaign Organisation, Governor Rotimi Amaechi, that has interfered with the work of the judiciary in his state and that has attempted to intimidate the judges by shutting down the state High Courts for the last one year.

“It is interesting to note that when the same APC that is now calling into question the integrity of the
judiciary got an injunction from the Lagos State High court to stop the broadcast of the infamous ‘Lion of Bourdillon’ documentary they did not complain about government interference in the judiciary at the time. Neither did they complain when they got another order from the Lagos State High Court to stop the Commander in Chief of the Armed Forces, President Goodluck Jonathan, from deploying troops to help secure lives during the election.

“When things go their way the courts are good but
when they suspect that they may not they then make baseless and childish allegations that have no basis in logic or reality. Our advice to them is to grow up, get real and prepare for the greatest humiliation of their lives on March 28.”

Signed:
Chief Femi Fani-Kayode


lindaikeji..com/2015/03/disqualification-of-buhari-from.html

Suljosh:
ok mofo! You can make your point without abusing, you fvcking premature incubator baby

What a waste sperm. If not for condom bust, you wouldn't be here .

Suljosh:
I don't support violence, but GEJ got no guts to disqualified GMB.

I wonder how you slow porks reason. Is GEJ now the court? Just recently APC won in court that soldiers will not be deploy at polling units. Now, judgment is likely to go against them, GEJ now becomes the court.

adeyemi2015:
You are wrong dude! He didn't say any human being is above the law, rather WISDOM. Exactly what PDP goons are lacking!!!

The law was created with Wisdom. So which other wisdom are u talking about. When 3 drug dealers were executed by buhari in 1962, it was the law.

By Esther Onyegbula & Ediri Michael

Gift Wahab, the 20-year-old lady, who allegedly
stabbed her boyfriend to death in Ajegunle area of
Lagos last Thursday, said she was hypnotized by a
force she could not resist. The suspect, who said she was yet to come to terms with the reality of her
boyfriend’s death, said the argument that resulted in the fight, which led to her boyfriend’s death, was over N200. She said: “He usually gave me N200 as feeding money.

On that day, as we were returning from where we
went to drink, I became hungry and complained to
him. “He got angry and asked why I should complain of hunger after he had spent the only money he had on drinks. An argument ensued, during which he slapped me in the public.
“I got angry and held on to his shirt. He kept beating
me and in the process, he inflicted injury on my
nose. “It was when I saw blood gushing from my nose that I ran inside the room and brought out a knife. He dared me to stab him and I stabbed him in the neck, not knowing he would die.

‘He removed me from the streets’ In an emotional-laden tone, she stated that she owed her boyfriend, Ebi Amadu, a lot, revealing that he removed her from the streets, after they met in 2012. She said: “We met in a hotel in Ojo Road and since
then, I have been living with him and members of his family, comprising his mother and five siblings in a one-room apartment at 10 Ligali Street, Off Ojo Road. “Along the line I got pregnant but I lost the pregnancy late last year.
“Though he was not rich, we were managing. He
usually gave me N200 for feeding each day. I never
meant to kill him. It was a mistake.
“In fact, I was under a spell. I was hypnotized. I have
never killed anyone in my life. Why will it be my
boyfriend?“

Vanguard gathered that when the late Amadu was
stabbed, he attempted to remove the knife and in the process, fell into a drain.

A mob reportedly attempted to lynch Gift, but for the arrival of policemen from Layeni Division.

The mob, Gift said, “descen-ded on me, saying they
would kill me the same way I killed Ebi. I passed out
when one of them landed a blow on my nose, which
was still bleeding. “The next time I opened my eyes, I found myself in the Police Station.

“I sincerely beg for forgiveness from my late
boyfriend’s family. I know this will not bring their son back. But please let them forgive me.”
The suspect, according to the Police, would be
charged to court at the end of investigation.


www.vanguardngr.com/2015/03/i-was-hypnotized-says-lady-who-killed-lover-over-n200/

chiomashine:
What are u still waiting for? Should I help u sharpen ur knife? Go ahead and kill urself because Buhari will definitely loose again.
GEJ till 2019

You are so heartless and wicked. If you do not vote for buhari, and he fails, if I kill myself... My blood will be on ur hand

Mogidi:
VOTE BUHARI SO HIS SUPPORTERS DON'T KILL THEMSELVES.

Great campaign slogan.

My life is your hands , vote for buhari or watch me
kill myself. And my blood will be in ur hands. Your
choice

My life is your hands , vote for buhari or watch me kill myself. And my blood will be in ur hands. Your choice

My name is Shamwilu M Tunga, I'm from kastina state. I am contemplating of killing myself because i can't be alive and see Buhari fail again. what is your advise for me ?

It's obvious Buhari is just running away frm debate. Even when channel tv agreed to organize a debate, APC turned it down. Nigeria are not fools. We know you are running bcus of your certificate issue and the perjury u committed

ilugunboy:
He ran away from the main debate and decided to do a monologue he called debate....

He even debated with Dbanj...

A debate to watch only by does who have the NN24 cable is a main debate to you to compare with a debate that will be watch and listen to in all Nigeria stations and radio station.
Jonathan never had a meeting with Dbanj the same day of the NN24 debate. You guys should stop all this lies

hillsate:
What are you looking for GMB?
Just to refresh your memory,
AT THE LAST 2011 PRESIDENTIAL GENERAL DEBATE, THE CANDIDATE WHO DID NOT ATTEND IT WON THE ELECTION.
You are witnessing a repeat.

You are big liar. GEJ participated in 2011 presidential debate. Check it out:

www.nairaland.com/2211615/apc-lied-jonathan-actually-participated

shamelly:
He dare not choose the NN24 debate because no one is going to give him expo...at least,he made the right move.
@ op pls answer this question
In 2011 presidential debate, which is more educating and lively among the 2?
Pls honest answer only

At least, now you have accepted that Goodluck didn't run from debate in 2011 , just like buhari just did yesterday. And you pple are trying to justify has absence on ground that Goodluck did same thing in 2011.

Back to your question: from my observation both the 2011 and 2015 debate are educating and lively. Maybe you should go back and watch the debates again .

The 2015 Nigeria Electoral Debate Group (NEDG) presidential debate was held yesterday. To the surprise of Nigerians, all the presidential candidate participated except the APC presidential candidate, Buhari.

One defense use by APC to justify buhari's absence was that president Goodluck did not attend 2011 debate presidential debate. This assertion by the APC is just another lie fabricated by them which has gain so much ground that so many people now believe it to be true.

Let me take you back to what actually happened in 2011 presidential debate. In 2011 , two presidential debate was fixed to hold on by two different bodies. The first debate was host by an International cable TV channel called NN24 scheduled on 18 march, 2015. The second debate was host by the Nigerian Election Debate Group (NEDG), organizers of the Presidential Debate Series, is an amalgamation of the Nigeria’s Mass Media, Print and Electronic, the Newspaper Proprietors Association of Nigeria, NPAN, The Broadcasting Organisation of Nigeria (BON), The Nigeria Bar Association, National Association of Nigerian Students, NANS, market women and other civil society groups. The NEDG debate was schedule
to hold on 28 march 2011.

Before the scheduled debates , president Goodluck stated that he will only attend one debate because he has not concluded his tour of the 36 states and thereby could not accommodate new appointments at that time. President Goodluck after checking the NN24 and the NEDG debate on which to attend, he finally accepted the invitation of the NEDG. This is because he believe that the NEDG is a more relevant and credible body, made up of Nigerians and who will moderate a Presidential debate watched by Nigerians on all Television and Radio stations nationwide should not be jettisoned for the NN24 debate which can only be watched through cable. The Jonathan/Sambo Campaign Organisation stated vividly that they regret that President Goodluck Jonathan will unavoidably be unable to attend the debate organized by NN24.

On the day of the NN24 debate, buhari was present and president Goodluck was absent . But, on the day of the NEDG debate, President Goodluck was present (as promised) and Buhari was absent.

www.vanguardngr.com/2011/03/nn24-presidential-debate-why-jonathan-wont-participate/

m.voanews.com/a/nigerian-president-will-not-face-main-rivals-at-final-debate-118909674/137268.html

Nigerians should know that being a president and a candidate at the same time is a gigantic work. In one hand you are carrying out your campaign, and in the other hand , you are carrying out your duties as the commander in chief. Other candidates like Buhari are only focus on their campaign rallies, they can accept and attend more than 10 debates if they like.

APC supporters shouldn't have comment on this post, they should cover their face in shame. I still see some APC supporters trying to justify buhari's absence in the debate. No wonder they said even if buhari and tinubu are shown robbing a bank, their supporters will still vote for them. What a blind group of pple , so pathetic !