₦airaland Forum

EVILFOREST:
We already Know that they are
FARM TOOLS
NEVER marry a lady who sees herself as an OBJECT of mere satisfaction to the men.
Such ladies abound everywhere.
They lack grey matter in their crevices.
LADIES to avoid when considering marriage in order of decreasing severity include:
....hoteliers
....actresses
....waitresses
....seductress.
....air hostesss
....songstresses
....beauty Queen
....female bankers
....female marketer
....dance hall queens
....female TV Anchorss.
....female combatant offisa
....the “it doesn’t matter ladies”.
....eye catching front desk officers.
....new generation religious choristers.
People will try to put this observation down.
Why don’t you closely observe such yourself..?
Don't say you were not warned.
Most MEN who settled 4 such are yet to find peace of mind.
Okafor's law Is always constant
Better respect yourself !!!!

Abiboss:
It's start blaming Buhari as usual

Freehuman:
When I read for 2 hours, I take 30 minutes Break to masturbate and ease tension. I'm intelligent and productive. My John Thomas is still more than 7 inches huge ,you know I masturbate on my study table so I get to measure it with a ruler.

Masturbation can prolong ejaculation when you eventually have sex. If you're intelligent you will be able to control when you release your semen with your brain when you have normal sex. Also, the pattern you hold your organ during masturbation should not be the position you'd like to insert your organ during sex. If you use one position to masturbate for a year and actually change it believe me you'll stay for over an hour before ejaculating. Ejaculation is mental, it's what I came to understand. A man easily ejaculates in his "comfort zone ".


This is a first hand information from one who has spent seven straight years in the game. Shout out to the Vaseline crew.

EVILFOREST:
PROSTITUTES are now the Favoured Species in Marriage....
Peace Be Unto Them

Charly68:
Where did you find such an harlot called wife ? This man must be thoroughly beaten for tolerating this type of a mess .

NwaAmaikpe:


This can be settled in a round table family meeting.
Harrison should learn to stay out of family issues.

NwaAmaikpe:





I hope they can now comfortably afford diapers without disturbing Bro. Nwankwo and Sister Linda.

aolawale025:
Nigeria will hurt more. You don't cut the nose to spite the face

omotolababy98:
chai and they dont really need the money

FamousMonk:
So risking tearing her towtow is one of the talents we have in Nigeria?
Come here...

GEOANDSONS:



I believe they should get this love-shaped flash drive.

Also available for Nairalanders

kingxsamz:
Let me not say what's going through my mind rn...

theenchanter:
Moghalu shouldn't say such a thing, that's uncalled for...... the matter should be diplomatically resolved.

BadAdviser:
I rather waste my sub searching for kingtblackhoc and his beech maami igbado with the ass or searching for Nigeria forced sex videos on Google and killing my self with some real hardcore shit.

Trash

majamajic:
the hand that hold that phone and the boobies looks like of 99yrs old woman ,

meanwhile u never talk what transpired , story of 2 night workers

your destination was Famcity , a club on Admiralty way

Abimbola198212:
Just ThankGod.....

ManirBK:
Wiked Wike with his Bad mission!
Mosque was demolished and everywhere is quiet, Apostle Sulaiman, CAN all of them are quiet.
If EL Rufai tries the same thing in Kaduna state tomorrow, there will be war in the social and print media
This is not how to be a Nation.

BusinessHub1:
Say “how watchers vote” not Nigerians..not everyone of us watch this stuff please

Boringdraw1:
Why are they rejoicing?

Abi they get plans to collect there own share...

My cucumber is fatter, longer and bigger then gedion carrot

luvyaself95:
I don't have time for long epistle you should short it madam.