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PropertiesRe: 500million Naira/$3mill House In FCT And $600 Thousand House In Texas - Compare by Wisegeek01(m): 4:34am On Dec 04, 2014
Its better for u to post the picture here, nobody is going to click on dat link grin
RomanceRe: How It Feels Like Having Sex With My Best Friend the whole gist by Wisegeek01(m): 4:29am On Dec 04, 2014
The best person to fall in love with and possibly get married to is someone who you know pretty much about and vice versa

Someone you are totally comfy with

I don't buy d idea of speed dating
Or love at first sight
Where u fall in love to date and fall-out of love tomorrow*

@ d same time its not like I'm telling you to go date someone for 5years before you settle down*
grin
Jokes EtcRe: Funny Pictures from My Phone !! by Wisegeek01(op): 4:13am On Dec 04, 2014
That Awkward moment . ..

Jokes EtcRe: Funny Pictures from My Phone !! by Wisegeek01(op): 4:11am On Dec 04, 2014
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FoodRe: Share Your Experience Drinking Pepper Soup. by Wisegeek01(m): 7:20pm On Dec 03, 2014
Olarewajub
If its the kinda peper soup I'm thinkin of, the one I took . ..

Apart from the running nose, watery eyes, and steamy ears. ..


Once you take the first sip of dat hot soup shocked

Your subconcious mind shuts down grin
Everything fades away into oblivion

As you try to comprehend this ecstatic feeling
Your hearing ability declines rapidly for the time been . ..

you become hot headed huh
Your tongue is tantalized with the heat from the peper soup,
(trust me no water can quench d heat)

As you battle with the battalions of meat in d soup you try to regain sanity"

But you keep going down until the very last drop. ..

Now you can take a gulp of that extremely cold/chilled orijin that has been laying they on your table*

At this point you are gradually regaining consciousness as everything gradually comes back into view

grin cool
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Creativity: See What A Nigerian Made With A Water Melon by Wisegeek01(m): 11:44am On Dec 03, 2014
CrimeRe: Man Hacks Wife With Machete For Withholding Sex by Wisegeek01(m): 11:40am On Dec 03, 2014
"shocked"

I've said it times without number,

Konji is very Bad

See wat It af cause nau"

lipsrsealed
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Grinds Patoranking On Stage & Forgets Her Husband by Wisegeek01(m): 11:31am On Dec 03, 2014
So why do we have two of the same story on Frontpage?

"Abi shey dem don sell Nairaland ni*

lipsrsealed
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Grinds Patoranking On Stage & Forgets Her Husband by Wisegeek01(m): 11:30am On Dec 03, 2014
So why do we have two of the same story on Frontpage?

Abi dem don sell Nairaland ni*

lipsrsealed
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Grinds Patoranking On Stage & Forgets Her Husband by Wisegeek01(m): 11:28am On Dec 03, 2014
axortedbabe:
before u knw it nw,we go dun hear say they dun dey date...
charlet booked incase..
Bu she's married"
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Grinds Patoranking On Stage & Forgets Her Husband by Wisegeek01(m): 11:25am On Dec 03, 2014
ifyalways:
The second to the last picture cheesy
Lol "Badt Gyaal"

*In Jamaican voice*

cool
Jokes EtcRe: Funny Pictures from My Phone !! by Wisegeek01(op): 11:20am On Dec 03, 2014
Don't make a lady cry,

Jokes EtcRe: Funny Pictures from My Phone !! by Wisegeek01(op): 11:18am On Dec 03, 2014
Hmm

Jokes EtcRe: Funny Pictures from My Phone !! by Wisegeek01(op): 11:18am On Dec 03, 2014
*

CelebritiesRe: The 10 Nollywood Actresses That Are Strongly Allergic To Poor Men ( Photos ) by Wisegeek01(m): 11:15am On Dec 03, 2014
These ones are in Bondage o oo,
Dem neva Jam better Money Ritualist"

lipsrsealed
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Creativity: See What A Nigerian Made With A Water Melon by Wisegeek01(m): 11:01am On Dec 03, 2014
Op @ LilNetty

is Today your birthday?
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Creativity: See What A Nigerian Made With A Water Melon by Wisegeek01(m): 10:52am On Dec 03, 2014
Op I thought you were going to say

"See what a Nairalander made with Watermelon. .. "

I've been hearing a lot of that lately* grin
CelebritiesRe: 61-year-old Grand Mother Has A Bangin' Bikini Body! by Wisegeek01(m): 10:48am On Dec 03, 2014
goldfish80:
I never knew Jada pincket was 61 yes old. Incredible
Jada is 43,

Her mum is 61
ComputersRe: Recommend A Laptop For A Programmer! by Wisegeek01(m): 5:20am On Dec 03, 2014
Lenovo
Y50-59426255-

Good laptop for
programming-2014
Introduced to attract the
hardcore computer gamers, this
powerhouse is a solid option for
programming students.
Although, introduced as a
gaming laptop, this machine
comes equipped with lots of
advanced feature making it one
of the best laptops for coding.
8GB SSD, 8GB RAM, 1TB of hard
drive space, GTX 860M graphic
card from NVIDIA, and quad core
fourth generation Intel i7
processor with 6MB cache are
the important features of this
laptop that assures you a
smooth coding and
programming experience.
Weight is little over 5 lbs and the
screen size is 15.6 inches.
This laptop comes with back-lit
keyboard to not cause you any
trouble in low light environment.
But, the battery life of this laptop
is around 4 hours (may be less),
so you can be ready to carry
your charger around. Price is
$1149, maybe a little higher but
well worth it if you are planning
to code for a long time.
Science/TechnologyRe: Facebook Plans To Give Africa Free Internet Access by Wisegeek01(m): 5:12am On Dec 03, 2014
chiddy158:
There is report that Facebook is in advanced talks with Avanti, a UK based satellite operator, regarding a project that will see it provide free internet access across Africa. The project is part of the Internet.org initiative, spearheaded by Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg.

http://www.thefocusng.com/facebook-plans-to-give-africa-free-internet-access/
"
RomanceRe: 99 Facts That Guys Should Know About Girls by Wisegeek01(m): 5:10am On Dec 03, 2014
Too long bro"
RomanceRe: I Don't Understand Myself by Wisegeek01(m): 5:08am On Dec 03, 2014
Problem:
"You don't Understand your self"

My Advice:
Understand Yourself
PoliticsRe: Festive period:Nigeria Customs Destroy Cartons Of Turkey Worth Over 30mln Naira by Wisegeek01(m): 5:06am On Dec 03, 2014
I'm pretty sure the'd take some home"

lipsrsealed
CelebritiesRe: 61-year-old Grand Mother Has A Bangin' Bikini Body! by Wisegeek01(m): 5:01am On Dec 03, 2014
Video Games And Gadgets For SaleRe: Ps3 Swap Or Sell@ibadan Members Only by Wisegeek01(m): 4:57am On Dec 03, 2014
Location" (I.e in IB)
CultureRe: 7 Bizarre Cultural Practices You Didn't Know About !! - (PICS) by Wisegeek01(m): 4:54am On Dec 03, 2014
Na wa o oo
Nairaland GeneralRe: Rare Video of A Nairalander who Breathes Under Water by Wisegeek01(m): 4:20am On Dec 03, 2014
Dat your video resemble one horror film like dat*
Nairaland GeneralRe: Rare Video of A Nairalander who Breathes Under Water by Wisegeek01(m): 4:17am On Dec 03, 2014
Nice one

but if that Fish Swallow you, You go become Jona 4 for Bible* grin

(Of course the fish was photoshopped) wink
Car TalkRe: Nigeria's First Three-wheeler (pics) by Wisegeek01(m): 4:12am On Dec 03, 2014
The Driver must be a nairalander !! cheesy grin
Car TalkRe: Nigeria's First Three-wheeler (pics) by Wisegeek01(m): 4:10am On Dec 03, 2014
mindboggler:
Was on my way from work when i saw this sight. I just had to step on my brakes, which caused a little hold-up behind me, to take a picture of this three-wheeler, lol.
The Driver of the wagon be feeling like "James Bond" right now,

but if road safety catch dis one. .. What even gave him d confidence to drive this car on the road grin
HealthRe: Photos: Popular Nigerian CEO Has Lived With HIV For 15 Years by Wisegeek01(m): 9:38pm On Dec 02, 2014
"I realized for the 1st time that the
real death is when we refuse to live out our
full potential"

Well said* smiley

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