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Evathyst:
Story for d guys.... But we ladies can also read to past time. Make I no lie, d story make brain sha




Lemme quickly run away b4 my choir group com catch thr chorister we dey view ds kind ashawo thread.

Pass time ke!! , no lie you like am . ..

Can u trust your partner with $200,000?

https://www.nairaland.com/1968559/trust-partner-200000

You go dey look woman abi
no wonder you forget everything wey we tell you . .. Hehehe

Congratulations !! tho*

Pose of life. ..

EroticAngelina:
no oo! it is written "thou shall walk tru the values of the shadow of death n I shall fear no evil" so I got nothing to be scared about

Ok oo o, Bu dis one b like Ojuju calabar . .. u know u are still very precious to us here

Lwkmd . ..
"I don laugh go touch ma landlady Bosom" Abeg who b dis guy sef *

EroticAngelina:
omg!! I will tell him to allow me help him carry the bucket.

then u know what's next

Which bucket, fear no catch you ni !!

pelumzie:
If u break up with u boifrnd nd d next day he won lotto worth 5milion naira....find d value of X!..

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"Lie lie boy" . ..

Oh!! are they at it again? . ..
I broke my sim the last time they tried frustrating their fada*

And it comes in different colours, "Power ranger style" . .. Hehe !!

Omo u no con give anybody the porridge,

Hope say you give the "mod" wey help you move this thread go front page . .. Hehehe

https://www.nairaland.com/1984164/funny-pictures-phone#27870115

Dat one dey !!

Represent your Ex with a car. .. Lol
https://www.nairaland.com/1974903/represent-ex-car

Omo na my village pple go come full twitter be dat !!

Uncle Kasali, Uncle Hazzan, Aunty Bose, Kamoru, uncle Ajala . .. hehehe

Expand. ..

Nawaoo . .. Why na !!


Meanwhile in Joke section
"IBU for PRESIDENT"

https://www.nairaland.com/1984164/funny-pictures-phone#27870115

Hmm. .. Nice*

https://www.nairaland.com/1984164/funny-pictures-phone#27870115

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@T****: God will spear
your life. Accident is not your potion


@ttML***
..burn and bread in the village "@I***r:
Atleast we are all human beans


@Ca*_***yy
Am beginning to have dis low self of steam


@de****
Ahhhh dis one pain me ooo I no go lie
lol" @tw****: "I want a lamboguinea
as my wedding presence" - tabawababy
2013


@bO***
Bhet why na "@te****: "big boys
tweets once in a why" -basketmath 2013

"SUPER Gbagaun's this morning"

@Cr***
It's near Bypass in
Benin" @Teet***: Nobody knows
where the Gbemudia triangle is located


@twe***
Na david "@m***: Am having Saul
throat. What could be the course??


@Olu***
Wee You Keep QUIET @mm*** Have
you ever watched a movie and shade tears


@mu *a
The End surely Cums

If you don't like it tell him to stop !!
Or u guys can sit down and talk about it,
At least he should be able to respect ur views,

but dts another thing to worry about . .. So he dosn't go gropping anoda Ars*

MissYuzedo:
Sex sex sex sex dats all he can offer. Take me out on
a date, no. Am Working too busy, show me where u
live, no. u won't like the place. Taaaa what kind of
boyfriend are you? At your age don't have ur own
apartment? Taaa what do u take me for? I no want
sex I want a relationship. Can you imagine my so
called boyfriend bringing his useless prick out on my
birthday as present usless fool even if u don't have
money a birthday card would have but a smile on my
face. Hey people don't call me crazy am just angry at
that mumuboy of a friend.

Oya Dump him now, like today today !!

icebebe:
mmmm..lik u are doin wiv urs?

Tnx anyways...@least u said somfin

Lol"
u don't need to take offence* d guy's just pulling ur legs. .. hehe
Nice thread tho.

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Since na joke u dey joke 4 hia.

https://www.nairaland.com/1984164/funny-pictures-phone

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. .. Living without God's spirit is like trying to dribble a football

Op your source. .. would go a long way to help