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Politics / Re: UPDATE: Many students feared killed as suicide bomber hits Yobe school by wisemikky(m): 4:02pm On Nov 10, 2014
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It's beyond doubt now that strong political powers have infiltrated d group.....as 2015 approaches, expect more bombings.....and I pity d senseless Nigerian youths who continue to insult themselves online over heartless politicians who do NOT give a damn about you and i.....shame.

Well said, them knuckle heads be like "APC/PDP will save the country." All lies, they don't give a rat's ass about any of us.
Celebrities / Re: Sylvester Madu Escapes Unhurt From Terrible Car Crash (Photos) by wisemikky(m): 8:16am On Nov 05, 2014
Thank God for his life.

However, I'd like to know who counts the number of times a car somersaults whenever an accident occurs. Even when some people give testimonies in church, they would say " their.car somersaulted 5times" before resting. Me I don't know o.
Politics / Re: BOMB SHELL..!!!!! I Wont Complete Mono Rail Project Gov Amaechi by wisemikky(m): 9:42pm On Oct 11, 2014
Everything, this guy would blame federal government. The so called state roads which he claims to be fixing, how many has been completed. I relocated from Abuja to PH and boy, the city is a huge pile of Sh*t. A whole oil city. Gov. AMAECHI would wake up every morning fighting his president till he goes to bed at night. Secretly looting the states treasury and creating confusing everywhere so as to keep the people busy while he steals.

He and Kwankwaso are d worst governors in Nigeria at the moment.

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Web Market / Re: How To Order On Amazon.com From Nigeria by wisemikky(m): 9:01am On Jun 29, 2014
Nigerians sha. The dude only said his payment with his GTBank mastercard was declined and here are y'all trying to market your products.

Anyway, it's either there is not enough fund at the time of authorization or your card has not been activated yet for online transactions on the mastercard card processing site.

I shop on amazon using my gtbank mastercard and it has never failed. The only time it did, I found out it was because I was short in funds.

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Sports / Re: Fa Cup .manchester United 1-2 Swansea City. Final Score by wisemikky(m): 8:55pm On Jan 05, 2014
Successive loses at old trafford! Damn!!!!!! Am so pissed right now. Mscheew
Celebrities / Re: OJB Jezreel: D'banj Didn't Donate; Yet Won't Refute Claims! by wisemikky(m): 1:46pm On Dec 31, 2013
@OJB, am really disappointed @ you for mentioning D'banj's name even when you intermittently kept saying you wouldn't mention any name during the interview.

It's not your right that someone MUST give you money during your time of need. All the while you have been partying and drinking the small husstle you have been making, who you give ur own.
You are well now, just Shut up and stop whinning like a sissy. Thank God for your life and move on- ode!
Business / Re: Confessions Of A Ghana-based Nigerian Youth by wisemikky(m): 8:39am On Dec 27, 2013
Sagytarius: House rent of 84k (x4 occupants)= N336000 for 3-bedroom apartment shocked Na bulletproof house?

How do u mean bulletproof, how much is a 3BR here in lagos. It's between 700k - 1m depending on the area/location.
Webmasters / Re: Abuja Web Or Software Programmers, Developers, And Designers Lets Meet Here by wisemikky(m): 2:44am On Dec 27, 2013
I speak fluent C#,asp.net,HTML5 but still not awesome in CSS. Twitter handle @wisemikky. Can be reach on 08182246357. Just relocated to ABJ cool
Car Talk / Re: Driving Rules In Nigeria by wisemikky(m): 8:50am On Oct 10, 2013
ZIM DRILL:

dont you have the so called HIGHWAY CODE in nigeria

every country should have their own and thats were you read all the road rules and donts

https://www.gov.uk/highway-code

ZIM DRILL, in Nigeria rules don't exist and even if they do, it doesn't mean SHIT! cos no one obeys.
Autos / Re: Free Honda Radio Unlock Codes. Up To Year 2009. K.k Business Asoc. Ltd by wisemikky(m): 12:34pm On Oct 08, 2013
mistakay: HELLO FORUMITES !!
MANY PEOPLE UNKNOWINGLY DISCONNECT POWER TO THEIR CARS AND FOR MOST NEW MODEL CARS THE RADIO'S USUALLY LOCK TO MAKE THEMSELVES USELESS TO ANY UNAUTHORISED PERSON.THIS WENT ALONG WAY IN REDUCING THE MENACE OF CAR BREAK INS TO REMOVE RADIOS.HOW EVER HERE IN NIGERIA WE CONSTANTLY REMOVE BATTERIES SOME TIMES TO RENDER ASSISTANCE OR START A GENERATOR ETC. BY THE TIME BATTERY IS BACK OUR RADIOS LOCK.
NOW THERE ARE SEVERAL HIDING PLACES THAT YOU CAN SEE THIS NUMBERS USUALLY AROUND THE BLOVE BOX AREA OR THE HOLE UNDER RADIO ETC,HOW EVER MOST CARS DONT CARRY THESE STICKERS SO THERE ARE VARIOUS SOLUTIONS TO THIS:

IF YOU HAVE THE FULL DETAILS OF THE ORIGINAL OWNER OF THE CAR IF ITS HONDA,THEN YOU CAN GET IT FREE FROM HONDA JUST GO TO: https://radio-navicode.honda.com/

IF YOU ARE IN U.S.A OR YOU HAVE SOME ONE THAT CAN HELP YOU,YOU CAN GET BY CALLING YOUR LOCAL HONDA DEALERSHIP AND GIVING THEM PARTICULARS TO PROVE YOU ARE THE OWNER OR ATLEAST DETAILS OF THE OWNER.

IF THIS TWO OPTIONS ARE NOT FEASIBLE THEN WE CAN GET YOU THIS CODES USUALLY IN LESS THAN 24 HRS.

ITS FREE FOR TEN DAYS TO CELEBRATE MY NAIRALAND MEMBERSHIP, SO CHEERS.
grin cheesy grin


Hello mistakay

Please assist, i cant seem to get the code unlocked for my stereo. i tried the honda.navicode site but dont have the original car owner's details.

My VIN is 2HGES16683H926665
Serial nos U2530 L9074
HONDA CIVIC 2003 MODEL

my email is wisemikky@gmail.com

Thanks
Autos / Re: Free VIN Check FOR CARS FROM USA ,CANADA by wisemikky(m): 12:20pm On Oct 08, 2013
Export1: IF ANY BODY NEED FREE CarCheck FOR CARS FROM USA and CANADA SEND ME A VIN NUMBER.

Hello Export1, please i need to reset my car stereo, the serial nos is 25309074 and the VIN is 2HGES16683H926665.

thanks
Education / Re: University Of Nigeria, Nsukka (UNN) Chatroom by wisemikky(m): 9:06am On Oct 08, 2013
[quote author=Chukabiz]

I think i remember that Aki clown. did he actually think he was funny? cos the silly lioness found him amusing or smth. i thot he was daft though, just keeping it real
Education / Re: University Of Nigeria, Nsukka (UNN) Chatroom by wisemikky(m): 9:02am On Oct 08, 2013
JMOI: It's like you are from Eni Njoku grin grin grin

I tell you man, the lad is sure an Eni Njokite...lolz. This is Michael, 2005 set o CS. i still remember dem days of Mishai, Mama leke. All thou umu nkaka's in da house. greet you all

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Politics / Re: $470M Abuja CCTV-Cameras & Solar-Panel Packup After 6 Months (Pictures) by wisemikky(m): 11:36am On Apr 30, 2013
Cmon guys, this is just multiple angel of a particular CCTV installation. probably downed by a heavy/strong wind.

by default, our maintenance culture is terrible but this honestly has nothing to do with the $470M as not all camera
fell.
Celebrities / Re: Blackface Was Not Invited To 2Face's Wedding by wisemikky(m): 9:06am On Mar 26, 2013
abeg, make una free 2face, na by force. the dude sits at home and smokes stuff. that alone should be enough reason
mscheeeeeeeeeeeeeew tongue
Programming / Re: FG Pays N81.7bn On Customs Software by wisemikky(m): 1:12pm On Mar 19, 2013
wealthlift: Government sha, instead of them to nigerians developers, they are giving our money out, IDIOTS. Check out my signature to get the dstv software for your p.c and phones.

Seems like you are on a deadline to sell these your Dstv software, must you comment on all the topics just to sell a software?

As a developer, this is really sad.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: CBN Test. by wisemikky(m): 10:26am On Feb 18, 2013
BUKKYE:

Thanks for the response Fyssy... did the letter say anything about when you are to resume?

Did you apply for Graduate level or experienced? has any experienced higher in the house received theirs yet?

thanks y'all
Celebrities / Re: Jim Iyke Is Virgin Atlantic Ambassador In N23m Deal by wisemikky(m): 3:08pm On Feb 04, 2013
begwong: who is the Ambassador for DANA airline
#justasking#

that wud be Basket Mouth, lmao grin
Romance / Re: Would You Come Back After Being Dumped By Your Ex? by wisemikky(m): 3:46am On Dec 30, 2012
Hell no angry
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: CBN Test. by wisemikky(m): 4:59am On Nov 04, 2012
@minnietope, you might have to be patient a lil cos some of us wrote the test sometime in June/July and did the interview in October. Fear not, you will be invited smiley
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United - Capital One Cup (5 - 4) On 31st October 2012 by wisemikky(m): 8:10am On Nov 01, 2012
all these chelsea fans, una don win naow, all is well but wen dem win una, na favouritism. HOGWASH
@wissezy, am with you all the way.
Romance / Re: 9 Things To Avoid After A Breakup by wisemikky(m): 12:02pm On Oct 30, 2012
Nice list, it wasnt easy for me initially but with time I found out she wasnt what i wanted in life.
i dont give a rat's butt what she does or where she is right now, cudnt be bothered abeg. way more important
things to do and achieve. cheesy
Politics / Re: Commissioning Of The Remodelled GAT, MMA, Lagos by wisemikky(m): 8:04am On Oct 30, 2012
@Gekko,
i strongly agree, they dont give a sh*t when building such public facilities but go for the best when itz their property.
have you seen the mansion most of these officials live in, state of the arts finishing and interior decor.

they tried sha for not embezzling the whole fund for the project wink
Romance / Re: Describe Your Ex With One Word... by wisemikky(m): 10:27am On Oct 29, 2012
ungrateful
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Accuse Referee Mark Clattenburg Of Racial Slur by wisemikky(m): 9:54am On Oct 29, 2012
@Mike404, lmao grin. Wasted 50million indeed, when they could have used it for cheaper strikers, referees and even lines-men.

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Celebrities / Re: AY Apologizes To Keke Ogungbe And D1 Over Grammy Awards Joke by wisemikky(m): 8:10am On Oct 19, 2012
Those two old eggs should get a life, what rubbish. Havent they seen katt williams yabbing the white house, or Aries spears take on Arnold and Stallone. Mscheeewwwww.

Abeg, make una talk better thing here
Webmasters / Re: GT BANK New Website Look. by wisemikky(m): 1:20pm On Oct 09, 2012
@bigtt76, what do you do for a living?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: CBN Test. by wisemikky(m): 1:51pm On Oct 06, 2012
They had 6men panel, 2 man from Human resources, 2 from IT, 2 from strategy. They started with the usual "tell us about yourself in 3mins", describe how you have handled issues in the past at your present place of employment. They also asked questions centered on my problem solvings skills.

The trick is, listen to their questions before reeling out ur responses, be calm and always lighten up, looking each questioner straight in the eyes. All the best y'all
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: CBN Test. by wisemikky(m): 1:40pm On Oct 05, 2012
@godsboy4eva,

I applied for the position of a solution developer. it went very well yesterday, in abuja. chelsea hotel. Just got back to lagos.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: CBN Test. by wisemikky(m): 2:31pm On Sep 28, 2012
Good day guys,

I actually just got a text from CBNHR stating that I am to come for an interview in Abuja on the 4th of October, 2012. Venue: one hotel like that
They also followed it up with a phone call minutes later.

Can anyone confirm the authenticity of this info?

regards
Programming / Re: Are You A Real Programmer? Can You Code With Notepad? by wisemikky(m): 8:07am On Jul 03, 2012
yea, most of us naturally started with notepad (cool stuff), however i agree with @avosoft. what matters now is getting the job done ASAP (RAD).
no employer gives a hoot how you do it but the product.
Jobs/Vacancies / Asp.net Developer Needed Urgently by wisemikky(m): 11:12am On Sep 09, 2010
A very good asp.net developer is urgently needed at Msoft Technologies
For immediate employment.

Renumeration is very competitive and also based on hands on experience or proficiency in
Vb.NET, C#,jQuery,AJAX and very good working knowledge of
Ms sql 2005 and above.

Interested persons to forward resume to
Careers@msoftng.com

Thank you

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