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BusinessRe: Help With A Business Name For My Trucking/haulage Company by Witi(m): 11:40am On Jul 06, 2012
Ki emi o bo kowo pe Tansport Company.
PoliticsRe: Campaign Against Road Accidents by Witi(op):
Abuja-Lokoja-Okene-Kabba road 79% of drivers on this road are insane, people drive as if blood is not flowing in their vein. We need to caution ourselves. How can I kill myself with what I acquire with my money, am of the opinion that am suppose to have absolute control over it.

PoliticsRe: Campaign Against Road Accidents by Witi(op):
The person that Drove the car practically murdered these people. He did wrong overtaking.

PoliticsCampaign Against Road Accidents by Witi(op): 10:25am On Jun 27, 2012
I am living in a location where I happen to have witnessed so many fatal accidents. From what I know most of this accidents are caused by Reckless Driving (RD): Overspeeding and Wrong Overtaking. I therefore resolve to start a campaign against road accidents by placing some of the pictures I took from accident scenes on forums like this in other to make people see the implication of RD, maybe it will caution people that are guilty of such and make them to realize that life has no no duplicate.

RomanceCan You Marry A Single Girl With Ceaserean Section Scar by Witi(op): 11:22am On Jun 25, 2012
Guys only- can you marry a single lady who got pregnant before u met her, who decided to keep the baby and had to give birth through ceaserean section. Whether the baby is alive or not is not the question here but can u marry her knowin she has a scar on her tummy
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Off To Brazil As Kaduna, Yobe Burn: Height Of Insensitivity by Witi(m): 9:33pm On Jun 20, 2012
I wish a bloodless coup can happen 2nite. Chei, shege, hiss, kai.
PoliticsRe: President Jonathan's Democracy Day Broadcast: What Do You Make Of It? by Witi(m): 1:23pm On May 29, 2012
Blah blah blah, stupid ogogoro drinker.
SportsRe: Nigerian Premier League: Why Don't People Watch It? by Witi(m): 4:15pm On May 23, 2012
4reigningqueen: 1,a referee will sound his whistle for a freekick,within seconds he changes his mind and say its a panalty.
2,bad pitch
3,away win hardly ever occur that is if it does at all.
4,very ugly jerseys
5,lack security
In addition you will see referee dancing with the winning team right at the stadium after the match.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UCL Final : Bayern Munich Vs Chelsea (3 - 4) On Pens On 19th May 2012 by Witi(m): 5:42am On May 20, 2012
I woke up this morning with headache and Nausea, gosh! Up Chelsea!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UCL Final : Bayern Munich Vs Chelsea (3 - 4) On Pens On 19th May 2012 by Witi(m): 11:05pm On May 19, 2012
The Champions!!!!!!!!!
FamilyRe: Best Advice/quotes Mum Ever Gave You? by Witi(m): 12:42pm On May 13, 2012
1. Read your Bible daily and live by it for without Christ you can do nothing.
2. Never marry a dumb woman or an illiterate.
3. Be a responsible man who will make provision for Shelter, Food and Clothing for his family. Under no circumstances should you let your wife take up your role.
EducationRe: Boko Haram Sets To Attack Unilorin. by Witi(m): 11:53am On May 05, 2012
cutietreasure: Ignorance kills u know. Am a christian but lived with muslims. Islam is a peaceful religion, u know. Allah-God-chineke-olorun. So mind wat u say about God. Have u gone thru the quaran b4?. Y do u have to conclude on somfyn u don't knw.
God never, I repeat, never instructed anyone thru his messenger(SAW) to kill. What u don't knw kills a lot.
if u are a student of the bible and understand whom God is, u will not say that Allah as defined by quran is God. A true will agree with your view tha Allah is God.
Jokes EtcRe: Bread and Beans (Promise me not to laff) :( by Witi(m): 11:35pm On May 04, 2012
Nice one
Jokes EtcRe: Mother-in-law Versus Daughter-in-law by Witi(op): 11:32pm On May 04, 2012
youngsoye: Copy(ctrl+c) and paste(ctrl+v)
thanks. Mumu
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram To Bomb Lagos And Abuja In 72 Hours Unless: (Called AIT Editor) by Witi(op): 10:45pm On May 04, 2012
Am very sure that the hausa community in Lagos will nt pray for this cos the few ones that will remain wil sing TI's song "dead n gone" 4 dr people dt will die afterwards. Probably d end of nigeria.
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram To Bomb Lagos And Abuja In 72 Hours Unless: (Called AIT Editor) by Witi(op): 10:41pm On May 04, 2012
BH is triving in Nigeria cos they have nt brought their attacks to the South.
SportsRe: Rashidi Yekini Is Dead? by Witi(m): 10:21pm On May 04, 2012
A yoruba adage says it is more honorable to die than to live in shame. He has been mad on the street of IB and nobody cares. Nigeria is a wrong place to be an hero.
PoliticsBoko Haram To Bomb Lagos And Abuja In 72 Hours Unless: (Called AIT Editor) by Witi(op): 9:29pm On May 04, 2012
The Federal Goverment do not attend to the following request;
1. Jonathan should act on the letter written to him by boko haram
2. Former governor of Borno (Sheriff), former minister of police affairs and some PDP stalwarts in the North should be arrested and tried 4 terrorism.
3. Government should create an open forum 4 dialogue at Abuja, open to the public. They said they are ready to come to Abuja for dialogue provided it is an open one.
I heard the broadcast of the call on AIT at the 8pm news.
Jokes EtcRe: Girls Blackberry Craze...lolz (New Joke will be Updated) by Witi(m): 5:14pm On May 01, 2012
You guys have made my daycheesycheesycheesy
Jokes EtcMother-in-law Versus Daughter-in-law by Witi(op): 2:51pm On May 01, 2012
Mother-in-law: “My son must listen to me and obey my instructions, except if he did not suck this breast of mine for more than a year……”
Daughter-in-law: “That was over 40 years ago!!! You must realize that it is my breast he sucks now. He has sucked it for more than 5 years and he is still sucking”
Mother-in-law: “I carried him in my stomach for 9 months and he weighed 3.5kg at birth”
Daughter-in-law: “Mama, your son now weighs 120kg and I carry him on my chest every night”
SportsRe: Naija Street Football: Funny Terms Used by Witi(m): 7:06pm On Apr 26, 2012
To me to you: thru passes
FashionRe: Mr. Gay World 2012 Andreas Derleth Crowned In South Africa by Witi(m): 1:04pm On Apr 10, 2012
2nd Timothy 3:2-4, “In the last days, men shall be ...lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, without natural affection, trucebreakers, false accusers, incontinent, fierce, despisers of those that are good, traitors, heady, highminded, lovers of pleasures more than lovers of God.”
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UCL: Chelsea Vs Napoli (4 - 1) On March 14th 2012 by Witi(m): 10:54pm On Mar 14, 2012
Goooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal
PoliticsJonathan’s Govt By Task Forces, Committees by Witi(op): 9:08am On Mar 13, 2012
Yesterday, the Goodluck Jonathan administration inaugurated two committees on Doing Business and Investor Care, thus increasing the number of committees set up to help solve one problem or the other. Many see this as further burden on the government, writes LEKE SALAUDEEN


President Goodluck Jonathan’s first major act, on becoming Acting President, was to constitute a Presidential Advisory Council (PAC) of 26 members headed by Gen. Theophilius Danjuma (rtd) to advise on policy issues.

PAC, after deliberations, urged Jonathan to reduce the size of government so that money can be saved for the development of infrastructure.

Initially, the President gave the impression that he was averse to a bloated and wasteful government. But nine months into his administration, the opposite seems to be the situation. The number of committees/task forces that have so far been set up calls to question the sincerity of the administration to genuinely cut down the cost of governance.

Rather than conserve resources and plug all the leaking holes in the system, the government is opening up more leakages that are bound to impact negatively on the economy. It has piled up over 20 extra ministerial committees, in addition to the huge number of ministries, departments and agencies (MDAs).

Only yesterday, two committees were inaugurated. One is on Doing Businesses and Competitiveness and the other on Investor Care.

In the wake of the oil subsidy removal discourse, two committees were hurriedly assembled by the presidency. They are: Oil Subsidy Removal Negotiation Committee headed by former Chief Justice of Nigeria Alfa Belgore and the Christopher Kolade-led Committee on Subsidy Reinvestment Empowerment Programme. Before they settled down for business, Petroleum Minister Mrs Deziani Allison-Madueke announced the establishment of the Task Force on Refineries headed by a former Minister of Finance Dr Kalu Idika Kalu and the Nuhu Ribadu Task Force on Oil Sector Revenue.

The plethora of committees and task forces include: the Ibrahim Bunu Projects Assessment Committee, Presidential Advisory Committee on Constitution Amendment, Security Challenges Committee (a.k.a. Boko Haram Committee), Committee on Expenditure Review, Committee on United Nations Environment Programme, Committee on Niger Delta Development Commission, Project Assessment Committee, Police Reform Committee, Electricity Supply Committee, Restructuring of Government Agencies Committee, Passage of the Petroleum Industry Bill Committee , Committee on LASSA fever, Pension Fund Reform Task Team and the Task Force on Management Control within NNPC.
Culled form The Nation Newspaper March 13 2012 issue. http://www.thenationonlineng.net/2011/index.php/news/39598-jonathan’s-govt-by-task-forces%2C-committees.html
PoliticsRe: I Will Not Reverse My Directive On Roadblock Removal - Igp Abubakar by Witi(m): 1:17pm On Mar 09, 2012
Police roadblock is still at Ikire from 10 pm till day break. Men of the Federal Highway Patrol extorting night travelers at gun point. I had a personal experience few days ago.
HealthRe: What Makes Doctors' Handwriting Rough? by Witi(m): 12:22pm On Feb 20, 2012
In some cases, Drunkeness
AutosRe: Very Neat Benz190e For 220k by Witi(m): 1:04pm On Feb 17, 2012
Alum rim grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Valentine's Day Is Cancelled. Sorry by Witi(m): 3:42pm On Feb 14, 2012
This analysis is from the Illuminati order.

The Illuminati @ThelIluminati Close

Valentines Day is cancelled. Here's Mathematical Proof > Day 14 - Month 02 - Year 12 = 0.
PoliticsFG Is Owing Civil Service January Salary. by Witi(op): 11:01am On Feb 08, 2012
The last time this was experienced was before the 1999 election. During OBJ tenure salary was usually paid on the 26th of every month Jona have tuned everything upside down. Could it be that the government is broke or they have squandered our money on frivolities of the government and elections in troubled state?
PoliticsRe: Okun (yoruba Peaple Of Kogi State) True Position. by Witi(m): 1:58pm On Feb 07, 2012
Tell that to Late Awoniyi, according to him Okun people are Yorubas from the Nothern Part of Nigeria.
PoliticsEminent Economist, Sam Aluko, Is Dead by Witi(op): 1:52pm On Feb 07, 2012
Eminent economist, Prof. Sam Aluko, has died at 83.

Aluko died in a hospital in London, United Kingdom of an undisclosed ailment.

The eminent economist served in the regime of the late head of state, Gen. Sani Abacha, as the chairman of the National Economic Intelligence Committee.

He was heavily criticised for accepting to serve in a brutal administration but in a newspaper interview, Aluko said he had no regret accepting the offer.

He said he served Nigeria and not Abcha and was glad for all the contributions the appointments afforded him to make to the nation’s economy.

In his lifetime, Aluko strongly criticised budgets and financial plans of successive governments.
PoliticsRe: Do not allow the 20 Fuel Protestors Death to be in vain !! by Witi(m): 4:18pm On Jan 17, 2012
Ask NLC/TUC

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