Guys only- can you marry a single lady who got pregnant before u met her, who decided to keep the baby and had to give birth through ceaserean section. Whether the baby is alive or not is not the question here but can u marry her knowin she has a scar on her tummy

I wish a bloodless coup can happen 2nite. Chei, shege, hiss, kai.

Blah blah blah, stupid ogogoro drinker.

4reigningqueen: 1,a referee will sound his whistle for a freekick,within seconds he changes his mind and say its a panalty.
2,bad pitch
3,away win hardly ever occur that is if it does at all.
4,very ugly jerseys
5,lack security

In addition you will see referee dancing with the winning team right at the stadium after the match.

I woke up this morning with headache and Nausea, gosh! Up Chelsea!!!

The Champions!!!!!!!!!

1. Read your Bible daily and live by it for without Christ you can do nothing.
2. Never marry a dumb woman or an illiterate.
3. Be a responsible man who will make provision for Shelter, Food and Clothing for his family. Under no circumstances should you let your wife take up your role.

cutietreasure:

Ignorance kills u know. Am a christian but lived with muslims. Islam is a peaceful religion, u know. Allah-God-chineke-olorun. So mind wat u say about God. Have u gone thru the quaran b4?. Y do u have to conclude on somfyn u don't knw.
God never, I repeat, never instructed anyone thru his messenger(SAW) to kill. What u don't knw kills a lot.

if u are a student of the bible and understand whom God is, u will not say that Allah as defined by quran is God. A true will agree with your view tha Allah is God.

Nice one

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thanks. Mumu

Am very sure that the hausa community in Lagos will nt pray for this cos the few ones that will remain wil sing TI's song "dead n gone" 4 dr people dt will die afterwards. Probably d end of nigeria.

BH is triving in Nigeria cos they have nt brought their attacks to the South.

A yoruba adage says it is more honorable to die than to live in shame. He has been mad on the street of IB and nobody cares. Nigeria is a wrong place to be an hero.

The Federal Goverment do not attend to the following request;
1. Jonathan should act on the letter written to him by boko haram
2. Former governor of Borno (Sheriff), former minister of police affairs and some PDP stalwarts in the North should be arrested and tried 4 terrorism.
3. Government should create an open forum 4 dialogue at Abuja, open to the public. They said they are ready to come to Abuja for dialogue provided it is an open one.
I heard the broadcast of the call on AIT at the 8pm news.

You guys have made my day

Mother-in-law: “My son must listen to me and obey my instructions, except if he did not suck this breast of mine for more than a year……”
Daughter-in-law: “That was over 40 years ago!!! You must realize that it is my breast he sucks now. He has sucked it for more than 5 years and he is still sucking”
Mother-in-law: “I carried him in my stomach for 9 months and he weighed 3.5kg at birth”
Daughter-in-law: “Mama, your son now weighs 120kg and I carry him on my chest every night”

To me to you: thru passes

2nd Timothy 3:2-4, “In the last days, men shall be ...lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, without natural affection, trucebreakers, false accusers, incontinent, fierce, despisers of those that are good, traitors, heady, highminded, lovers of pleasures more than lovers of God.”

Goooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal

Yesterday, the Goodluck Jonathan administration inaugurated two committees on Doing Business and Investor Care, thus increasing the number of committees set up to help solve one problem or the other. Many see this as further burden on the government, writes LEKE SALAUDEEN


President Goodluck Jonathan’s first major act, on becoming Acting President, was to constitute a Presidential Advisory Council (PAC) of 26 members headed by Gen. Theophilius Danjuma (rtd) to advise on policy issues.

PAC, after deliberations, urged Jonathan to reduce the size of government so that money can be saved for the development of infrastructure.

Initially, the President gave the impression that he was averse to a bloated and wasteful government. But nine months into his administration, the opposite seems to be the situation. The number of committees/task forces that have so far been set up calls to question the sincerity of the administration to genuinely cut down the cost of governance.

Rather than conserve resources and plug all the leaking holes in the system, the government is opening up more leakages that are bound to impact negatively on the economy. It has piled up over 20 extra ministerial committees, in addition to the huge number of ministries, departments and agencies (MDAs).

Only yesterday, two committees were inaugurated. One is on Doing Businesses and Competitiveness and the other on Investor Care.

In the wake of the oil subsidy removal discourse, two committees were hurriedly assembled by the presidency. They are: Oil Subsidy Removal Negotiation Committee headed by former Chief Justice of Nigeria Alfa Belgore and the Christopher Kolade-led Committee on Subsidy Reinvestment Empowerment Programme. Before they settled down for business, Petroleum Minister Mrs Deziani Allison-Madueke announced the establishment of the Task Force on Refineries headed by a former Minister of Finance Dr Kalu Idika Kalu and the Nuhu Ribadu Task Force on Oil Sector Revenue.

The plethora of committees and task forces include: the Ibrahim Bunu Projects Assessment Committee, Presidential Advisory Committee on Constitution Amendment, Security Challenges Committee (a.k.a. Boko Haram Committee), Committee on Expenditure Review, Committee on United Nations Environment Programme, Committee on Niger Delta Development Commission, Project Assessment Committee, Police Reform Committee, Electricity Supply Committee, Restructuring of Government Agencies Committee, Passage of the Petroleum Industry Bill Committee , Committee on LASSA fever, Pension Fund Reform Task Team and the Task Force on Management Control within NNPC.
Culled form The Nation Newspaper March 13 2012 issue. http://www.thenationonlineng.net/2011/index.php/news/39598-jonathan’s-govt-by-task-forces%2C-committees.html

Police roadblock is still at Ikire from 10 pm till day break. Men of the Federal Highway Patrol extorting night travelers at gun point. I had a personal experience few days ago.

In some cases, Drunkeness

Alum rim

This analysis is from the Illuminati order.

The Illuminati @ThelIluminati Close

Valentines Day is cancelled. Here's Mathematical Proof > Day 14 - Month 02 - Year 12 = 0.

The last time this was experienced was before the 1999 election. During OBJ tenure salary was usually paid on the 26th of every month Jona have tuned everything upside down. Could it be that the government is broke or they have squandered our money on frivolities of the government and elections in troubled state?

Tell that to Late Awoniyi, according to him Okun people are Yorubas from the Nothern Part of Nigeria.

Eminent economist, Prof. Sam Aluko, has died at 83.

Aluko died in a hospital in London, United Kingdom of an undisclosed ailment.

The eminent economist served in the regime of the late head of state, Gen. Sani Abacha, as the chairman of the National Economic Intelligence Committee.

He was heavily criticised for accepting to serve in a brutal administration but in a newspaper interview, Aluko said he had no regret accepting the offer.

He said he served Nigeria and not Abcha and was glad for all the contributions the appointments afforded him to make to the nation’s economy.

In his lifetime, Aluko strongly criticised budgets and financial plans of successive governments.

Ask NLC/TUC

Under the present leadership of NLC/TUC I think Nigerians should look before they leap at the call of NLC/TUC. I now understand the politics behind the implementation of 18,000 naira minimum wage. Shame!!!

1.) Go to the last 36 governors that served with Olusegun Obasanjo. Offer them immunity from prosecution if they all return N10 billion naira each. After all, most of them were facing charges totaling over N100 billion before their files disappeared from the EFCC. That will give President Jonathan N360 billion naira overnight.
2.) Get all former Director-Generals of the NNPC in the last 20 years. Offer them immunity from prosecution if they all return N1billion for every year they were director. Having been part of an agency of the government that does not know how much oil the multinational corporations are sucking up each day and cannot account for the crude oil dedicated for domestic consumption, they should each give the government N1 billion and we let bygone be bygone. This will give Jonathan at least N20 billion.
3.) President Jonathan should cancel all import waivers given to religious leaders in Nigeria for 2012. Nigeria lost billions of naira just on the waivers given to Pastor Adeboye and his likes under the Obasanjo administration - waivers they used to import expensive cars and luxury goods. Who knows what the big Imams get in waivers? Right there, another N10-50 billion will be readily available.
4.) A 50% cut in the salaries and allowances of members of the Nigerian House of Representative. At $1.4 million each for 360 members, Jonathan can easily get $252 million dollars, which is over N40 billion.
5.) In the senate, with 109 senators each making $1.7 million, a 50% cut in their pay package will give President Jonathan over N14.8 billion naira.
6.) President Jonathan should audit the record books of the government with oil importers. A good auditing firm will easily unearth stolen wealth of the nation. Since these so-called cabals are friends of the president, some of them members of his economic team, the president should just ask them to refund N200 billion and we will let bygones be bygone.
7.) The president should, as a matter of urgency, investigate and evaluate all workers associated with the importation of fuel into Nigeria. Those found wanting should be prosecuted and fired. A good investigation of their assets and accounts will recover at least N1billion.
8.) The same thing should be done with staff of the NNPC, both those serving and the retired staff. A good investigation will net over N10 billion.
9.) The security votes of all state governors should be cut by 50%. At an average of N300 million a month, it runs up to N3.6 billion for a year each. For the 36 state governors, that amount is N129.6 billion naira. A 50% cut will give President Jonathan N64.8 billion a year.
10.) The president should close half of Nigerian missions abroad in a major scale back and find other countries to manage Nigeria’s affairs. That will save at least N10 billion.

Putting the savings together, we have N745.6 billion for the President. That is before he touches his food money and his security vote. That is before he touches Olusegun Obasanjo, Abubakar Atiku, Turai Yar’Adua and the heads of all the failed banks.

So next time they tell you that there is no alternative to the immediate removal of the subsidy, tell them it is a lie. There is an alternative to killing unarmed protesters over mere N479 billion naira that Aliko Dangote can close his eyes and donate to his friend, President Jonathan. After all, the Nigerian state has been good to him over the years.
Culled from http://saharareporters.com/column/ten-places-president-jonathan-can-get-his-n479-billion-rudolf-ogoo-okonkwo

fool

We elected a government. It is not the duty of the Nigeria people to go after the beneficiaries of the subsidy loot, it is the duty of the government elected by Nigerians. I stumbled upon and was asked to sit in a meeting of elders from Rivers and Bayelsa, some own oil wells and have 24hr unimpeded access to President Jonathan. All 12 of them expressed disappointments at the way and manner he has carried on since Nigerians elected him. They said that they are a brave and a hard-working people and that Jonathan has given them a bad name. They asked me what he could have done and I said a few things.

After the meeting one of them took me to a private room where a call was placed to Mr President. The elder did not mince words in telling him how disappointed they and Nigerians were. He introduced me and put me on the line to speak to Mr. President. I spoke the mind of Nigerians as he listened patiently. In the end he said it was more complicated than most Nigerians imagined. I told him he was elected with full powers to deal with such complications and that Nigerians have lost confidence in him. He sounded subdued. Jonathan is in trouble and he cannot cope with Nigeria. He is afraid of those around him. The South-South must realise that their son is in trouble with the cult PDP. These protests can actually help to embolden him to act and warm himself back into the hearts of Nigerians. Join Nigerians to set Jonathan and Nigeria free.

PS: One of my trusted allies sent this to me after we discussed her telephone conversation with the president. Make of it what you will
Culled from http://omojuwa.com/?p=2199