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Jokes Etc / African Jacuzzi by Witi(m): 6:36pm On May 29, 2011
No be small enjoyment oo  wink grin cool

Celebrities / Re: Gov. Fashola Saves Ailing Nollywood Actor, Ifeanyi Dike by Witi(m): 2:20pm On Feb 11, 2011
So nice of you RASCAL Fashola grin grin grin
Am disappointed in GEJ
Politics / Re: Jonathan Appionts Vice Chancellors For New Universities by Witi(m): 12:59pm On Feb 11, 2011
Obiagu1:

Ebonyi or Bayelsa but why Ekiti 
Before you know it, they'll start fighting him with juju as if na him make himself VP.

GEJ just want kill the man for nothing.  sad
You've got it completely wrong about Ekiti. We are peace loving people but we have low tolerance for cheating. Most of the issues that made you people to start seeing Ekiti in a bad light started when Obasanjo/pdp want to take over our state and do it the way they like.
If it is true that the man form UNN is good then be assured that Ekiti's will embrace him. The only problem I think he may have is in recruitment, he may make recruitment to favour his people from South East and of course Ekiti's will resist this.
Politics / Re: University: A Curse Or A Blessing To Ekiti Kete? by Witi(m): 12:14pm On Feb 11, 2011
Why is the case of Ekiti different from that of other state in the allocation of site for the University? Is this how GEJ want to win south west for pdp (Shedding of Blood, confusion, Chaos)? So who is the RASCAL now?
Romance / Re: Valentine's Day Anouncement- by Witi(m): 11:17pm On Feb 04, 2011
Well if ATM is failed, I will issue post dated check, so 4 d lucky girl acuna matata
Family / Re: Should A Married Woman Accept A Gift From Her Ex Boyfriend? by Witi(m): 2:17pm On Jan 31, 2011
A yoruba adage says ere ki laja un ba ekun se "what kind of friendship can be between dog and lion"
Politics / Re: Multiple Choice Question: The Worst Ruler Nigeria Ever Had Is? by Witi(m): 6:20pm On Oct 22, 2010
Tafawa Balewa, if the foundation is bad what shall the righteous do
These guy laid a foundation that others are bulding till date for instance the first Finance Minister OKOTIEBO is prototype of politicians of today. I dont blame Abacha, OBJ, Yaradull, GEJ, Babangida and co ti won ba gbe oko fun were o ma ko ebe si akaka e ni "If you give hoe to a mad man he will make towards himself"

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Politics / Re: Jimoh Ibrahim: I’m Bigger Than Richard Branson by Witi(m): 6:04pm On Oct 22, 2010
Jimoh you again!!! U said same thing about Dangote 2 years ago despite the fact that he was listed among one of the richest blacks in the world, Your name was missing then, U are too loud. Thank God for IBB that made u. U talk too much
Politics / Re: Minors Flogged For Hawking In Abuja by Witi(m): 5:42pm On Oct 22, 2010
May OGUN the god of Iron punish our leaders, if they had done the right thing why should Nigerian Children be involving in hawking? Bastards sad sad sad
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Wolverhampton Wanderers [2 - 0] On Sat. 23rd October 2010 by Witi(m): 5:33pm On Oct 22, 2010
what will Jesus do.One God, One Chelsea!!!
Romance / Re: Are Successful Women Boring And Useless? by Witi(m): 6:34pm On Oct 19, 2010
this guy is a typical African Man that have not lost the values of his forefathers.
Education / Re: Your Bizarre Experiences In Boarding School by Witi(m): 7:24pm On Oct 14, 2010
Unity Ado
1. Soak and travel: U soak gari before going to assembly and later comeback for it after school hours.
2. Midnight visits to girls hostel.
3. Cooking: in the hostel with boiling ring, at times in the bush using our iron buckets.
4. Goatee!!!!! wink cheesy grin
5. We use to fetch water and swim in a river close to my school then (River Je wo ese) There most of the students were infected with bilhazier (we were unirating blood)
Religion / Re: Strange And Funny Names Of Some New Generation Churches. by Witi(m): 8:43pm On Oct 04, 2010
I invite everybodyu to join mine "Saint Bottles Chapel"
Religion / Hilarious Names Of Churches In Nigeria by Witi(m): 8:36pm On Oct 04, 2010
• Jehova Sharp Sharp (Satellite town)
• Huricane Miracle Ministry
• Healing Tsunami Ministry
• Satan in Trouble Ministry
• Fire for Fire Ministry (affiliated to the Nigerian Police)
•FIST OF FURY (NTA road, Port Harcourt)
• Run For Your Life Ministry
• The Yoke Must Brake Ministry
• Go and tell Ahab that Elijah is here Ministries - Benin
• God is Real Ministry. Motto: "Jesus no get muscle but he get power"
• Fire Burn Ministries
• JESUS THE LANDLORD, WE THE RELAXING PEW MINISTRY - Port harcourt
• Happy Go Lucky Church of God Almighty In Jesus Name Amen - Abeokuta
• Old time religion ministry
• Strong Hand of God ministry
• Best Spot In The Land of God Church - Apapa.
• Trigger happy ministry. Motto- "always firing the devil" ---Affiliated to MOPOL or Niger Delta militants eg MASOB
• KASABUBU CHURCH OF GOD - Ibadan
• Jesus knows his children ministry - Benin
• SEVEN THUNDERS OF JESUS
• Perfect Christianity Ministry
•Elshaddai Shall Not Die Ministries
• Jesus Of God Mission (Imo State)
• God's Mennonite Church
• Guided Missiles Church - Lagos
• JESUS IN THE NOW GLOBAL MINISTRY'
• Healing Has Begun Ministry
• God's Own Ministry
• The True Assemblies of God Church (don't want to think of what this implies of the other Assemblies of God we know)
• Jesus Heal Ministry
• Face to face ministry
• Angels on Fire Chapel of Peace
• Liquid Fire Ministries (Suleja, Niger State)
• By fire By Fire Ministry
• HOLYFIRE OVERFLOW MINISTRIES
• David Killed Goliath Ministry (Kaduna)
• House of Jehova's Padawans (TransAmadi, PH)
• JESUS IN HIS MIGHTINESS GLOBAL MINISTRY
• God in action ministries
• Moving mountain gospel church
• MY BROTHER IS A CHRISTIAN CHURCH OF GOD
• Fellowship of the Wings - Ajah (Lamgasa)
• Power Foundation Ministries, Aba. === The pastor's maiden crusade was titled: "Your Money is Looking For You"
• HOLY GHOST ON FIRE MINISTRY (Abuja)
• HIGH TENSION MINISTRY
• Devil go hear am Jesus Ministry
• Accredited Church of God
• Chukwudi & Son evangelical ministry, Aba
• Power pass power church of the mountain ministry incorporated
• Ministry Of The Naked Wire - Bayelsa State
• LABORATORY CHURCH OF GOD

Read more: http://www..com/ng/religion-chracter-and-philosophy-rcp/4224-churches-in-nigeria-and-their-endless-hilarious-names.html#ixzz11Q5evNq2
Religion / Re: Who Said Nigeria Is Not A Christian Nation? by Witi(m): 8:28pm On Oct 04, 2010
With all these churches Nija is indeed a christian nation
• Jehova Sharp Sharp (Satellite town)
• Huricane Miracle Ministry
• Healing Tsunami Ministry
• Satan in Trouble Ministry
• Fire for Fire Ministry (affiliated to the Nigerian Police)
•FIST OF FURY (NTA road, Port Harcourt)
• Run For Your Life Ministry
• The Yoke Must Brake Ministry
• Go and tell Ahab that Elijah is here Ministries - Benin
• God is Real Ministry. Motto: "Jesus no get muscle but he get power"
• Fire Burn Ministries
• JESUS THE LANDLORD, WE THE RELAXING PEW MINISTRY - Port harcourt
• Happy Go Lucky Church of God Almighty In Jesus Name Amen - Abeokuta
• Old time religion ministry
• Strong Hand of God ministry
• Best Spot In The Land of God Church - Apapa.
• Trigger happy ministry. Motto- "always firing the devil" ---Affiliated to MOPOL or Niger Delta militants eg MASOB
• KASABUBU CHURCH OF GOD - Ibadan
• Jesus knows his children ministry - Benin
• SEVEN THUNDERS OF JESUS
• Perfect Christianity Ministry
•Elshaddai Shall Not Die Ministries
• Jesus Of God Mission (Imo State)
• God's Mennonite Church
• Guided Missiles Church - Lagos
• JESUS IN THE NOW GLOBAL MINISTRY'
• Healing Has Begun Ministry
• God's Own Ministry
• The True Assemblies of God Church (don't want to think of what this implies of the other Assemblies of God we know)
• Jesus Heal Ministry
• Face to face ministry
• Angels on Fire Chapel of Peace
• Liquid Fire Ministries (Suleja, Niger State)
• By fire By Fire Ministry
• HOLYFIRE OVERFLOW MINISTRIES
• David Killed Goliath Ministry (Kaduna)
• House of Jehova's Padawans (TransAmadi, PH)
• JESUS IN HIS MIGHTINESS GLOBAL MINISTRY
• God in action ministries
• Moving mountain gospel church
• MY BROTHER IS A CHRISTIAN CHURCH OF GOD
• Fellowship of the Wings - Ajah (Lamgasa)
• Power Foundation Ministries, Aba. === The pastor's maiden crusade was titled: "Your Money is Looking For You"
• HOLY GHOST ON FIRE MINISTRY (Abuja)
• HIGH TENSION MINISTRY
• Devil go hear am Jesus Ministry
• Accredited Church of God
• Chukwudi & Son evangelical ministry, Aba
• Power pass power church of the mountain ministry incorporated
• Ministry Of The Naked Wire - Bayelsa State
• LABORATORY CHURCH OF GOD

Read more: http://www..com/ng/religion-chracter-and-philosophy-rcp/4224-churches-in-nigeria-and-their-endless-hilarious-names.html#ixzz11Q5evNq2
Sports / Re: World Cup: South Africa Vs Uruguay (0 - 3) On Wednesday 16th June 2010 by Witi(m): 8:55pm On Jun 16, 2010
Poor officiating!
Family / Re: My Wedding Date Is Fixed, But I Have Just N100,000. by Witi(m): 5:43pm On Jun 03, 2010
Na Wa oo Igeyeye lo fe se ki un se igbeyawo grin grin grin
Crime / Re: Oba Beats Wife In Public! by Witi(m): 9:29am On Jun 02, 2010
How did Ifa choose this god forsaken man as oba ugh THE IFA PRIEST AND KING MAKERS in Akure can now see that a ki un pe ifa ni eke
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Champions League Final: Bayern Munich Vs. Inter (0 - 2) Live by Witi(m): 8:25pm On May 22, 2010
Inter! Goal!!!
Politics / Re: Goodluck Jonathan To Interact With Nigerians Via Facebook- Brilliant Idea! by Witi(m): 1:31pm On May 17, 2010
I would have prefer him to sign up on NAIRALAND If truly he want to know the thoughts and aspiration of Nigerians on government and government policies.
Politics / Re: Yar'adua's Body Leave Presidential Villa For Burial (pictures) by Witi(m): 4:26pm On May 14, 2010
Yaradua took his humility down to the grave. This is something to emulate by all sad sad sad
Politics / Re: Pdp Chairman, Resigns by Witi(m): 11:27am On May 14, 2010
Ogbulafor, while in prison, should get a copy of Nigerian constitution. He read the PDP constitution several times but never cared to read the country's constitution.
When he needed to use his position to stabilise the country, he was confronting the then Vice President that the president needed to come from opposite side of the country. Said nothing & read nothing about section 145 and all. He was hung up on 2011 while the country was collapsing before his eyes. He did not understand the difference. Yeye man. He deserved to be shoved aside as PDP Chairman
Romance / Re: 9 Types Of Girlfriends by Witi(m): 12:40pm On Apr 21, 2010
Nice piece.
Politics / Re: Nigerian Women Condemn Ahmed Sani Ex-zamfara Gov's Marriage To Minor, A 13-year by Witi(m): 12:16pm On Apr 16, 2010
jayzee_guy:

@ All

Shut d , fu, k up !

Why are you blaming him, shame on you all, instead of finding out, and at least request for pics of the girl, 13 years old, what'd there? Besides she is Egyptian, not Nigerian, so you people just pop up with sort of nonsense and start accusing him for nothing. I still wonder why people will not think at all before posting something here. His religion give him right to do that, and you have different faith/believe with his religion, so why the blame.

And unfortunate some go to the extend of start using abusive words to Islam/Muslims, something we hate to see in Nairaland.

Please for the sake of mutual understanding of people/religious right, you better stop that. May be you can talk when you see the pics and found out that it happened to be a very small girls or something like that.

embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed



Sani's Advocate Clap for yourself.
So you feel it is right to marry an under age or what? well I dont know maybe you have one in your family I wont mind paying 300,000 Dollars not being an Egyptian is not an issue provided she will be ready for Fcuk immediately she moved in. Am a very young man, am in my late Forties  angry angry angry angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal vs Barcelona [2 - 2]on Wed, 31st; 7.45pm by Witi(m): 3:55pm On Mar 31, 2010
I advise all Arsenal Fans to keep quiet and so that u wont end speaking grammar like man u fans u know big football grammars like defensive error, deflection, Poor officiating, grin grin grin grin Up Barca wink wink wink
Health / Re: Acid Rain Forecast In Parts Of Nigeria by Witi(m): 1:32pm On Mar 22, 2010
Effects of Acid Rain - Human Health
Acid rain looks, feels, and tastes just like clean rain. The harm to people from acid rain is not direct. Walking in acid rain, or even swimming in an acid lake, is no more dangerous than walking or swimming in clean water. However, the pollutants that cause acid rain—sulfur dioxide (SO2) and nitrogen oxides (NOx)—do damage human health. These gases interact in the atmosphere to form fine sulfate and nitrate particles that can be transported long distances by winds and inhaled deep into people's lungs. Fine particles can also penetrate indoors. Many scientific studies have identified a relationship between elevated levels of fine particles and increased illness and premature death from heart and lung disorders, such as asthma and bronchitis.

Based on health concerns, SO2 and NOx have historically been regulated under the Clean Air Act, including the Acid Rain Program. In the eastern U.S., sulfate aerosols make up about 25 percent of fine particles. By lowering SO2 and NOx emissions from power generation, the Acid Rain Program will reduce the levels of fine sulfate and nitrate particles and so reduce the incidence and the severity of these health problems. When fully implemented by the year 2010, the public health benefits of the Acid Rain Program are estimated to be valued at $50 billion annually, due to decreased mortality, hospital admissions, and emergency room visits.

Decreases in NOx emissions are also expected to have a beneficial impact on human health by reducing the nitrogen oxides available to react with volatile organic compounds and form ozone. Ozone impacts on human health include a number of morbidity and mortality risks associated with lung inflammation, including asthma and emphysema.
http://www.epa.gov/acidrain/effects/health.html
Health / Re: Acid Rain Forecast In Parts Of Nigeria by Witi(m): 1:10pm On Mar 22, 2010
Computers / Re: How To Download Movies Free by Witi(m): 3:51pm On Mar 09, 2010
Trywww.thepiratebay.com before you can dowload from this site you need a download manager prefarably Utorrentwww.utorrent.com/downloads . I download all the Oscar wining movies from the site.Good luck.
Politics / Re: Yar'adua Absent At FEC Meeting by Witi(m): 1:03pm On Mar 09, 2010
Is it posssible to use the trunk of pepper plant for furniture. E easy.
Politics / Re: Do You Support Ibb 2011 Presidential Ambition? by Witi(m): 12:31pm On Mar 09, 2010
Sai IBB I love this man.

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