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Politics / Re: Jonathan Resuscitates Ajaokuta Steel, Niomco by Witi(m): 12:08pm On Mar 09, 2010
Jonathan is just opening another avenue to enrich his pocket and that of his loyalist. Ajaokuta KO, Itakpe ni. He should focus on power and leave the steel thing Governmnet have waste a lot of money on it anybody that have been to Ajaokuta and that knows the history of the company will know that this proposal is to open gate to steal money.
Politics / Re: Nigeria Orders Probe Into 'brutal Bus Robbery' On The Lagos-benin Highway by Witi(m): 4:14pm On Mar 05, 2010
d bigrod:

[size=16pt]omg.this is so cruel.may god forgive all those dat took part in this crime.sure they didnt know these pple were human being.if they knew,they wouldnt have done it.[/size]
What kind of prayer is this. MAY THEY NOT KNOW PEACE IN THERE LIFE TIME should be the prayer for them. angry angry sad sad
Politics / Re: Yaradua Saga U P D A T E D : F E C Meeting Yet To Begin At 11 Am! by Witi(m): 2:54pm On Feb 24, 2010
These people just want to set this country on Fire Simple angry angry angry
Politics / Re: Yaradua Saga U P D A T E D : F E C Meeting Yet To Begin At 11 Am! by Witi(m): 11:54am On Feb 24, 2010
I wonder what Yar'adua and his cronies are up to, well I pray millitary will not end up intervening in this matter.
Crime / Re: AIT Reporter Efenji Efenji Stabbed To Death On Vals Day by Witi(m): 12:59pm On Feb 18, 2010
obiem:


According to him, all attempts to get the policemen to rush Efenji to hospital failed.

He said, “Instead, they cocked their guns and threatened to label me an armed robber if I failed to get into their vehicle. It was later we heard he had died after losing so much blood.”
I am very sure that they were drunk by then an average Nigeria Police Officer is always drunk on duty. This is pathetic but what is Efenji doing in such a rough place anyway one should not blame the dead.
Family / Re: Guys, If U Discovered One Of Ur Kids Is Illegitimate, Wud U Forgive Ur Wife? by Witi(m): 10:06am On Feb 16, 2010
This is hard oooo but it do happen everyday, I have a guy whose 2 daughters were illegitimate, the guy felt the fault is his probably maybe he is incapable of impregnating a woman the first reaction was to impregnate somebody outside the marriage and moved in with the person leaving the wife and illegitimate children in his house.
TV/Movies / Re: Which Adverts Motivate You by Witi(m): 9:25am On Feb 15, 2010
Omo na the Heineken advert oo in-fact I must take some bottles after office hours today. grin grin grin grin
Culture / Re: Edo Colonized Yorubaland Not Vice Versa. by Witi(m): 9:16am On Feb 10, 2010
rabzy:

Itumo owe ti epa bros, who be source, who be stream.
Yoruba ni orisun Bini ni odo. Yoruba na the source Bini people na stream.
Culture / Re: Edo Colonized Yorubaland Not Vice Versa. by Witi(m): 5:40pm On Feb 09, 2010
A STREAM THAT FORGET HIS SOURCE SHALL SURELY DRY OFF.
http://www.dawodu.com/aluko89.htm
Romance / Re: Guys: Have You Ever Cried Over A Girl by Witi(m): 5:32pm On Feb 09, 2010
Once when I fooled myself over a chick for 5 years.
Politics / Re: What Will Become Of Soludo? by Witi(m): 5:27pm On Feb 09, 2010
PDP National Financial Secretary, fool grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Nigerian Senate Votes To Empower Vice President by Witi(m): 5:21pm On Feb 09, 2010
Goodluck, is indeed a lucky man. I hope he will not be a yes sir man to the likes of Obasanjo, James Ibori and co.
No. 1 agenda should be to sack AGF and other cronies of OBJ, Ibori and co in Yaradua's government.
Sports / Re: Amodu Blasts His Critics by Witi(m): 5:17pm On Feb 09, 2010
4 Play:

Are we getting Capello or you think anyone who shares similar skin pigmentation as Capello will take us to football glory?
There is nothing a barber can do about a badly shaped head.

For Amodu IS HE GOOD? The Answer is no, e-pentium and reasonable NLanders have said it all
e-pentium:

Amodu is a 50% Coach.

Amodu no doubt is a good coach. But no matter how good a coach is, he would not play the match himself. A coach is therefore as good as his bench, As good as his entire team, as good as his last match and as good as his total result.

Now please rate Amodu over 100%

Total Result: 25% (For arguably lifting Nigeria from 50th to 15th position)
His Bench & substitutions: 0%
Entire Team Selection & Tactics: 0%
His last match: 25%

This makes Amodu a 50% coach, through and through.

Which team would a 50% coach in the EPL be coaching?

1. Fulham
2. Stoke City
3. Rovers
4. Sunderland
5. HullCity
6. Burnley
7. Wigan
8. Bolton
9. Westham
10. Wolverhampton
11. Portmouth

When would any of this team win the EPL or CL? If you can answer that, that is when the super eagles would win the Nation Cup or World Cup. No sentiment.

Nigeria need more than a 50% Coach. Qualifying for world cup on two occasions on the misfortune of another team is not a mere coincidence. It is a 50% coach way of ualifying for major tournament.

When westerhof did it, we only needed a draw, not a win and misfortune of another team.

Let’s take a clue from Egypt. Perhaps Ghana would have won that match if not for the inclusion of Gedo. And in fifteen minutes, Gedo won the cup from the bench. That is not a conincidence, the same coach had won 3 consecutives finals beating all the continent best teams: Including Ghana, Cotevoire, Cameroon,Tunisia e.t.c when was the last time we defeated any of these continental giant?

Super Eagles lost to the worst Ghana Side – Imagined what would have happened if Appiah, Essien, Muntari, etc had played.

I feel sorry for AMODU, but he is too sentimental, and lacks the depth to lead the team. Until the day Amodu can stand his feet on the ground and have his way in team selection and substitution, until when he can look beyond featuring rusty players not even on the bench for their clubs, until when he can feature any Nigerian not minding whether he plays in Nigeria, Africa or Europe, Until the day he stops receiving royalty from his players for automatic shirts, he would continue to be a 50% COACH.

Romance / Re: Would You Attend An Ex's Wedding? by Witi(m): 9:51am On Feb 09, 2010
I won't want to spoil her day because we broke up on a very bad note.
Education / Re: How Much Do You Pay As Your Sch Fees{university} by Witi(m): 4:25pm On Feb 05, 2010
Paid roughly 24,000 Naira for 5 Sessions (1998-2004) in University of Ado-Ekiti is now 120,000 Naira/Seesion sad sad sad
Education / Re: Riot : Education Not For The Poor, Says Unn Vc by Witi(m): 12:44pm On Jan 21, 2010
May shonpon na the god of chicken pox strike him dead in Jesus name amen.
Politics / Re: Nigeria Donates $1m To Haiti As Fresh Quake Hits by Witi(m): 12:02pm On Jan 21, 2010
kshow1:

Mathematically :
IF: Lagos donated $1M and Nigeria donated $1M
THEN: Lagos = Nigeria
THEREFORE : the Governor of Lagos can equally rule Nigeria. grin grin
Logical
Politics / Re: Nigeria's big boys - Pic by Witi(m): 8:09pm On Jan 20, 2010
Nija biggest boy cool cool

Politics / Re: Yar’adua Has Been Discharged From Hospital — Pdp by Witi(m): 7:57pm On Jan 20, 2010
olalekan1:

I think Yardua can speak for himself, they should let him talk to Nigerians. Nigerians are no fool.

Sports / Re: Glo Signs Deal With Man Utd by Witi(m): 2:00pm On Jan 15, 2010
undecided
Religion / Re: Favourite Psalm by Witi(m): 12:32pm On Jan 15, 2010
Psalm 51

1Have mercy upon me, O God, according to thy lovingkindness: according unto the multitude of thy tender mercies blot out my transgressions.

2Wash me throughly from mine iniquity, and cleanse me from my sin.

3For I acknowledge my transgressions: and my sin is ever before me.

4Against thee, thee only, have I sinned, and done this evil in thy sight: that thou mightest be justified when thou speakest, and be clear when thou judgest.

5Behold, I was shapen in iniquity; and in sin did my mother conceive me.

6Behold, thou desirest truth in the inward parts: and in the hidden part thou shalt make me to know wisdom.

7Purge me with hyssop, and I shall be clean: wash me, and I shall be whiter than snow.

8Make me to hear joy and gladness; that the bones which thou hast broken may rejoice.

9Hide thy face from my sins, and blot out all mine iniquities.

10Create in me a clean heart, O God; and renew a right spirit within me.

11Cast me not away from thy presence; and take not thy holy spirit from me.

12Restore unto me the joy of thy salvation; and uphold me with thy free spirit.

13Then will I teach transgressors thy ways; and sinners shall be converted unto thee.

14Deliver me from bloodguiltiness, O God, thou God of my salvation: and my tongue shall sing aloud of thy righteousness.

15O Lord, open thou my lips; and my mouth shall shew forth thy praise.

16For thou desirest not sacrifice; else would I give it: thou delightest not in burnt offering.

17The sacrifices of God are a broken spirit: a broken and a contrite heart, O God, thou wilt not despise.

18Do good in thy good pleasure unto Zion: build thou the walls of Jerusalem.

19Then shalt thou be pleased with the sacrifices of righteousness, with burnt offering and whole burnt offering: then shall they offer bullocks upon thin
Sports / Re: I Am One Of The Best Strikers In Nigeria - Yakubu by Witi(m): 11:56am On Jan 15, 2010
Yakubu shut up your mouth and stop bleating like a goat "U ARE NO MORE GOOD AND NOT FIT TO BE A MEMBER OF SUPER FOWLS" basic
Politics / Re: Predict And Win! Who Will Come Home First. Super Eagle Or Yar'adua by Witi(m): 2:56pm On Jan 14, 2010
Timehin:

This your request dey tough o but i'l bet on our super chickens cos at least their whereabout is public knowledge unlike our dead/dear? president
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Politics / Re: NTA Website Has No News About Abdulmutallab by Witi(m): 3:43pm On Dec 29, 2009
benlay:

I think part of re-branding should include NTA being equipped and improvedI don't expect a Nigerian to ask me what i was doing on NTA's website. ehen!!
Yes What are you doing there?
Politics / Re: Who Wins The Worst Governor Of The Year Awaed? by Witi(m): 11:16am On Dec 18, 2009
It must
babalawo:

its the OLodo himself -Ibrahim Idris of KOGI, this is a governor that:

1.Inspected an ongoing market construction in Lokoja and promises that on completion the market will be a great eye sore!

2.Only signs documents whenever He's under the influence

3. wrote "disapproved" on a greetting card sent to him-still under the influence!!!
I vote for Ibro of Kogi-State a carpenter turned governor surrounded by fellow craftsmen like Vulcanizer, Mechanic as Commissioners and Special Advisers. The man can not point to a capital project executed in the state this year. Apart from purchase of vehicles for Judiciary, Monarchs and Some Government Officials.
Events / Re: What Will Your Wedding Cost? by Witi(m): 10:45am On Dec 18, 2009
GNBohr:

Cost from zero to infinity, depends on so many intrinsic and extrinsic factors. Marriage is the greatest risk you can enter into. Wedding is the most sentimental ceremony you can celebrate. My reservation is the often senseless manners people go about celebrating weddings, particularly in Nigeria. In as much as I do not disagree with how anyone wish or want to or plan to spend on his/her wedding, my concern is that most people go aborrowing or exhaust their life savings just to please their silly ego. The reason is that they want to impress but no, they are wrong good impression is not in the wedding but in the marriage. The poorest celebrated weddings survive marital challenges whilst the best celebrated weddings pack up at the slightest touch of marital challenge.

In Nigeria today, wedding has been bastardised that we dont even know what wedding is all about. Typically, a couple engages in three to four level wedding ceremony:
Introduction
Engagement
Court Wedding
Church Wedding or Nikhai

Traditionally, wedding is all about introduction and engagement. These two rites are combined as one ceremony and couples are blessed and sanctify to start a family. Colonial rule introduced court wedding as an alternative and in those days those who felt some reservations for traditional mode opted for court weddings. Christianity and Islam brought their own wedding rites and injunctions and the respective practitioner of the two faiths celebrated what is called white wedding amongst Christians or Nikhai amongst muslim faithfuls.

But over time these wedding options have become a sine qua non to tying the nuptial knots. That is my worry and it leaves distaste in my mouth. How on earth can anyone explain celebrating wedding going through four different types of stages. A friend of mine just wedded and spent about six months concluding the his wedding ceremony. He invited me to the traditional slated for March in Kogi State and told me it was not compulsory since I resided outside the country and said he preferred I attended the main one which is a court wedding in Ikoyi Registry slated for April. I attended the beautiful ceremony and played my part and forgot about it. In June he told me he was having another ceremony, this time a church wedding slated for July. I was shocked and asked him why he was celebrating four different weddings to one particular woman. His answer was that his in-laws want it that way.

If you can afford to spend billions on a wedding, please go ahead but decide which type you want and do not go about celebrating four weddings to a single person. In UK and US, wedding ceremony no matter how expensive is done their usual way - white wedding and reception where they entertained invited guests. Family introductions are without pomp and pageantry associated with our own in Nigeria.

The problem is as Africans, we want to wed the African's way, as elites, we want to wed the European's way, we also want to wed as per our faith. We end up running out of the way budget and unduly stressing our finances beyond limit. By the time we finish the ceremony, we were in financial distress and labour without end to provide for the marriage. Ludicrously most people cant really afford these things, they will even borrow cars to transport the bride and the groom in. What is the essence of riding in an Escalade during your wedding and end up moving around in your rickety Toyota Carina after the wedding. Some don't even have personal cars.

So your wedding the way you like but don't end up hating and fighting each other for creating wrong impression of life after marriage for overdoing things.

Nice post. you've said it all.
Romance / Re: What Is It With Ladies And Cars ? by Witi(m): 2:10pm On Dec 17, 2009
190:

@poster
im dissapointed in u~
its like uve never been 2 abuja all your life~

here in abuja
u own a HONDA HALLA
the only people entering your car wud be mechanics
cos here in abuja
babes roll wit the best
hynudai elantra~
xterra,
camry 2009
yaris~
Honda Judgement day
honda end of discussion
Honda Discussion suspended
Chrysler
rolls royce~
bentley
and any of the lastest JEEPS like G-L,not even an M-L makes this category~
and all the latest mecedez c- and e-classes around~ our eyes don see sometin~
we have 2 struggle 2 JOIN THE WORLD CLASS.abuja is sometin else when it comes 2 carz and the babes know what they want and how 2 get it~ own a good car and u shud be fcukin an abuja HALLE BERRY within minutes~

even a 2.2 AND KIA products cannot even boast of a good looking girl~
so dont even mention any damn honda halla or 190 around~

Hey keep quiet there my Honda Bullet they carry better babe for the same Abuja. Pele oo ele nu ro efo.
Romance / Re: How Would You Feel If You Caught Ur Brother/sister Making Love With Ur Fiancee? by Witi(m): 2:03pm On Dec 17, 2009
Meaning my goat eat my bread. SERIOUS well
1. The girl friend is gone.
2. A yoruba adage says "He who snatch one's wife can never wish someone well" so I will keep a distance way from my brother.
Romance / Re: A Man Castrates Himself ! Reason ? To Prevent Him From Cheating On His Wife by Witi(m): 1:59pm On Dec 17, 2009
Oloriburuku eda. Imagine
Family / Re: I'm In Love With My Dad by Witi(m): 1:55pm On Dec 17, 2009
What kind of LUV? If it is what am thinking then you are possessed with a wicked demon that want to destroy your life.

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