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CrimeRe: Two Men Burnt To Death In Onitsha For Illegally Collecting Tax by wittywriter: 1:19pm On Nov 02, 2023
Trashy writing concept...OP is a big slowpoke.



Wittyness.
CrimeRe: Guys, Be Careful. My Friends Drink Was Spiked. by wittywriter: 1:15pm On Nov 02, 2023
LadyRosa:
Rule No 1

Don't keep too much friends.

No 2. Follow your instincts

3. FORTIFY YOURSELF.

When someone praise you too much, even when it seems genuine, STAY AWAY FROM THAT PERSON.Most of the time , na for you to loose guard.
Blitzking:
na why me and my kid bro always ball together...if I wan go piss he must stay back..and if he wan go piss I stay back on out last chilling I don order Bush meat pepper soup..later order turkey pepper soup with 4 plates of asun and a plate of croaker fish and chips wey I go carry go lodge after every every..as I just land na im I see say he step out as he return I just tell am say bro u Don allow me waste this things why u commot..money go return buy life no fit return..him other business partner wey follow am dey table with am..one don dey dose..the other just dey blow loud wey dem put inside that shisha container I no trust those guys.
It is what it is.


Wittyness.
PoliticsRe: Imo Protest: Ajaero In Hospital, Battles To Save Right Eye by wittywriter: 1:02pm On Nov 02, 2023
GWS to Ajaero....
But wait o what would have happened if the attack had claimed his life? SMH @ the thought of the death...my colleague said it would have been he died Sara.

Wittyness.
PoliticsRe: Old Naira Notes Remain Legal Tender Beyond December 31, 2023 — CBN by wittywriter: 12:59pm On Nov 02, 2023
Even if not it doesn't affect peeps like me that run most transactions and payments virtually!



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PoliticsRe: Arrest, Prosecute Police Officers Who Brutalised NLC President – Falana To IGP by wittywriter: 12:02pm On Nov 02, 2023
Nonstop Nonsense.




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PoliticsRe: What Is A Presidential Yacht? Countries With Presidential Yachts by wittywriter: 9:51am On Nov 02, 2023
Akwamkpuruamu:
I know an Agbadorian must defend the presidential yacht.

Tụfịakwa
Tranquill:
I support Tinubu but can’t support nor defend him on this yacht nonsense. It is very insensitive at this time. Even if Ghana or Togo has it, we don’t have to copy everything. If it had been proposed and initiated by previous governments as I have read somewhere, let him stop it forthwith.
Daystar7:
Subsidy that they've put back? We are in a for a ride and it'll be hellish. APC did a lot of damage to Nigeria and went away with it and some how retained power, what do you think they'll do now? You don't reward bad behavior cos it 'll only get worse. APC supporters are the principalities and powers that the sensible Nigerians are suffering from. They're oppressing us while suffering themselves cos there won't be APC without them and even this, they don't know. It's painful to see men struggle to feed their children, real pain. How many only me wan help
Wittyness.
NYSCRe: What To Do To Earn A Decent Income After NYSC by wittywriter:
Following...maybe a worthy knowledge thread....

Howbeit many are using the internet oblivion of the immense opportunities and earning funnels the online space comprises of.

Bukolaolamipo:
You're very correct,and thats where the newbies are having issues,they come across so many opportunities to earn money on the internet so they pay so called coaches to teach them and in the end they are as confused as ever
Wittyness
HealthRe: High Mobile Phone Use May Impact Sperm Count, Study Says by wittywriter:
Every reward thing has one or more repercussions.
Haveyoueatentod:
the day you discovered the word wittyness the world has known no peace grin
Ok...opinion noted




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Christianity EtcRe: Nigerian Leaders Not Thinking Sacrifice But Survival — Sam Adeyemi by wittywriter:
FreeStuffsNG:
He is part of Nigerian leaders. We can still recall the roles they played during the elections.

Nigerian leaders like him have even more influence on politicians than their political parties do so he should please not exonerate himself. Check my signature for free stuffs!
election and campaigns are over so stop been gullible and stop patronizing mediocrity of fellow nigerians that identify as politicians because they are elected to duties/services and get salaries plus fat allocations for doing so.
FreeStuffsNG:
Why are you typing like a motivational speaker isonu nah?

You are either being dishonest or naive if you fail to acknowledge that Pastor Adeyemi is part of the ruling elite. They have the ears of the politicians and highly influential on these politicians. Pastor Adeyemi is not an outsider to the corridor of power.
How many of these politicians he is condemning has his Church disciplined for falling short of the high bar his interview is implying? His Church has very influential members of the ruling elite.
Akwamkpuruamu:
Common sense indeed no common. Are you better off in this current economic situation of this country?
Wittyness.
CelebritiesRe: Made Kuti Dances With His Mother, Funke, At His Wedding by wittywriter: 8:26am On Nov 02, 2023
JASONjnr:
I don't know him ......
illicit:
Same with him
creolehunt:
Possible he does though, as you dont know the OP in real life to gauge his popularity.
Wittyness.
Foreign AffairsRe: Pakistan To Expel 1 Million Afghan Refugees Living There Illegally by wittywriter: 8:14am On Nov 02, 2023
oz4real83:
The level of hypocrisy in the Moslem world is too much. I watched this on CNN and was wondering why the Moslem world is not concerned with this issue same way they are concerned with the Palestinians shocked.
Akwamkpuruamu:
So they can't accommodate their fellow Muslims?

Same people Nigeria Muslims want to die for. So they don't want Taliban Government? Out of 24 terrorists attacks, 14 were Afghans. And you think that Islam terrorists are to be toyed with
Wittyness.
PoliticsRe: NLC: I Was Beaten, God Must’ve Taken Time To Create Me – Ajaero Narrates Ordeal by wittywriter: 8:05am On Nov 02, 2023
Righthussle:
Na wa ooo.
If you beat a Christian, him go thank him god say him no die from the beating instead of to ask why him god no prevent or protect am from the beating.
JOemmy:
Can't he sue them for damages? Rigging is the hope of uzodima he stands absolutely no chance in a free and fair election.
Wittyness.
NYSCRe: NYSC Osun State Welcomes Over 2000 Prospective Corps Members For Orientation by wittywriter: 7:19am On Nov 02, 2023
What is the reality hopes for these graduate in the Labour market after this Camping youth service?.


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PoliticsRe: Wage Award, 40% Salary Increase:  FG Dashes Hope Of Workers, Can’t Pay MDAs by wittywriter: 7:08am On Nov 02, 2023
seunmsg:
Vanguard and whoever wrote this nonsense have very poor understanding of the issues and they also deliberately misrepresented the circular.

To start with, there is nothing like 40% increment yet. Where vanguard got their 40% increment in unknown as there is absolutely nothing like that in the circular.

Secondly, the payment of the 35k wage award is clear and straightforward. Treasury funded staff are to be paid directly from treasury and they have paid already. Non-treasury funded staff will as usual be paid by their respective agencies from revenue generate by the MDAs. It’s simple and straightforward.

So, what’s the dashes hope about a policy that has already been fully implemented?
election and campaigns are over so stop been gullible and stop patronizing mediocrity of fellow nigerians that identify as politicians because they are elected to duties/services and get salaries plus fat allocations for doing so.
Khyrvxjzy:
nothing for civil servant again na private workers now, hahaha
Wittyness.
EducationRe: 58 OAU Students Regain Freedom From EFCC Custody by wittywriter: 7:00am On Nov 02, 2023
Luckysbab:
Such a banana republic.

So you just mass arrest, based on some unfounded "actionable intelligence" and release them when you like as if it's nothing.

What of the trauma you must have put their people through already.

Imagine the explanations some will owe their parents, loved ones and neighbours at home. Some may never be able to redeem their image again, once the word goes out they were among those arrested, albeit arbitrarily.

Really unfortunate.
Nathan2016:
What was the reason behind the kidnapping?

If EFCC was in a sane climate, by now they would have closed shop.

The kind of litigation it will receive eeh.

From parents/guidance

From hostel owners

From the school

But we are in an insane country with dumb judiciary and docile citizen
Wittyness.
PoliticsRe: Governor Sanwo-Olu To Open Yaba Overpass Today by wittywriter:
Realdeals:
Good, which area is FG constructing the remaining four?
Mynd44:
They are being built by he state government.

The one in Ikeka is at Ikeja Along
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What is witty about these comments for goodness sake?
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EducationRe: Bukateria, A Nigerian Pidgin Term Enters Oxford Dictionary by wittywriter:
SeeItSayIt:
We don't steal ideas but we're very good in copying them while white will always look for a way to steal our ideas to make them theirs.

What's Bukateria?

It is Buka.

Don't coin, reform, reframe or rearrange it in oanyway. It's as simple as BUKA.
SeeitSayit...

SeeItSayIt:
Mmmm, na lie?
Wittyness.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Newcastle. EFL (0 - 3) On 1st November 2023 by wittywriter: 8:37pm On Nov 01, 2023
iwaeda:
Newcastle Vs Manchester
15mins Draw with $300
I hope man u fans will not stake with emotions.
Mikael0407:
Glory Glory MAN UNITED
Ok o.



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PoliticsRe: Tinubu Vs Atiku: Who Is Currently More Influential In PDP? by wittywriter: 8:24pm On Nov 01, 2023
netpro:
With the crisis rocking Rivers PDP and all the efforts to resolve the matter, I will like to ask:

Between President Tinubu and Alhaji Atiku Abubakar - who has more control and influence in the PDP?
EsomahJD:
yoruba man rest
Apt



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PoliticsRe: Tinubu Seeks Senate Approval Of $7.8bn, $100m 2022-2024 Borrowing Plan by wittywriter: 8:09pm On Nov 01, 2023
Wow
APCheats.




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PoliticsRe: Tinubu Budgets N7bn For Renovating President, Vice Official Residences In Lagos by wittywriter: 7:47pm On Nov 01, 2023
EKO4SHOW featuring FG V.I.P
If you know you know.



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CelebritiesRe: Burna Boy: I Turned Down $5M Dubai Gig Because Smoking Of Weed Is Banned There by wittywriter: 6:46pm On Nov 01, 2023
99thEnemy:
Dey play grin

Turned down 3.9 Billion Naira just because you can't take a break from weed?

Sometime I wonder if these so called celebrities take us as fools.🤣







N.B
If you have 1 Billion and spend 100k everyday, it will take you 27years to spend it all.



Shout-out to: @TizzyAbel
#PIRU
cool
27yrs Times 5....I'll say Burnaboy Sto'playing!
2O17:
Explanation with no evidence 😆.

Lamba jor.

DJ YK Mule.
Wittyness.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Bournemouth Vs Liverpool EFL Cup (1 - 2) On 1st November 2023 by wittywriter:
Hendrixky:
In football betting you involve all logic, psychology and intelligence minus emotions and you will win your bet

In a game like this it seems all easy for Liverpool

Give Liverpool straight wining
I stopped staking on Liverpool after I lost $105 last two weeks the only fixture that couldn't deliver over 2.5 goals...though I recovered it with other inplay threads.
Truetalk3139:
Liverpool won 3-0 = O2.5
Read comprehend before comment...last two weeks.
frankblinkz post= huh126738770:
I have my capital,can I play with you.
I don't mind the loses
Ok how mu$h? What's your prediction.
@frankblinkz you easily chicken out.


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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: West Ham Vs Arsenal EFL Cup (3 - 1) On 1st November 2023 by wittywriter:
Inplay over 2.5 goals with good staking funds.

Goalnaldo:
So quick. Go to online and stake with your life savings goal goal
1.40 odds4gg

Wittyness...
CelebritiesRe: Made Kuti Weds Inedoye Onyenso (Video) by wittywriter: 5:01pm On Nov 01, 2023
HML is what I wish the couple.



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Foreign AffairsRe: Neighbor Shot Dead NYC Dad And Son During Argument Over Noise by wittywriter: 4:39pm On Nov 01, 2023
Mental Case


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PoliticsRe: Fubara: There’s Nothing Wrong With Father And Son Having Problems by wittywriter: 4:35pm On Nov 01, 2023
#NeverBeOnTheDisadvange.


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CrimeRe: Police Arrest Seven Suspected Thieves In Enugu by wittywriter: 3:13pm On Nov 01, 2023
JPmore:
Good news
However Tinubu has proven to us that crime pays
Sighs...unfortunately!



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PoliticsRe: We did not attack Gov Fubara, he was in the midst of aggressive people - Police by wittywriter: 3:08pm On Nov 01, 2023
SmartProf:
Just know that the opposite of what the police have said is exactly what happened.
Megabig:
You did man, we saw the water flash over him, why una go just lie
Wittyness.
EducationRe: EFCC Arrests Over 70 OAU Students In Midnight Raid by wittywriter:
Imagine...Another extortion process loaded.

FlyingKing:
I'm not supporting crime but with the way EFCC is going, very soon it will be END EFCC and that might be brutal
Very unprofessional lots and in their modules modus operandi acts like they are criminal minded.
superCleanworks:
Modus
Fixed...thanks.

Wittyness.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu To Rollout One Million CNG Vehicles Nationwide by wittywriter: 2:43pm On Nov 01, 2023
9jvirgin:
The way these guys lie is indescribable. I don't blame the Zoo keeper, I Blame the animals in the Zoo.
it's a must to stop been gullible and stop patronizing mediocrity of fellow nigerians that identify as politicians because they are elected to duties/services and get salaries plus fat allocations for doing so.




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PoliticsRe: FG Budgets ₦5bn For Presidential Yacht by wittywriter:
GreatrAnalyst:
Buhari would soon look like a saint.
UptownVibes:
They removed subsidy to be spending the money on things like this.
Wittyness.

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