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BusinessRe: Why Do We Have To Switch Off Our Cellphones Before We Enter Nigerian Banks? by Woke4all(m): 2:51pm On Nov 17, 2010
realdon:
I don't think any bank still ask pple to switch off their phone b4 entering a banking hall, thus giving them the opportunity to return missed calls when they leave the bank. What I'm very sure of is that ppl are not allowed to make/receive calls in the banking hall; and certainly is for security reasons.

The way some customers shout "I'm in the bank" on phone sometimes gives an impression that they are trying to give info to some crooks
I remember the last time my phone rang at oceanic bank,  i almost slap one of the security coz he was demanding for my phone while i haven't even answered the caller.
RomanceRe: Pastor Caught Sleeping With Neighbors Wife by Woke4all(m): 12:14pm On Nov 17, 2010
most Pastors these days are just making money from the church.

Another crazy one here!

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=552022.msg7155609#msg7155609
RomanceRe: Guys,how Do You React To Texts Msgs Of Toasters On Your Gf'phone by Woke4all(m): 11:56am On Nov 17, 2010
goodsegs:
to her,i am too jealous,so many toasters sending texts,calling her day and night. she keeps saying ,they are just friends,.yesterday night,we couldnt sleep cos dis guys were calling but she aint picking d calls if i react,she will say i am too jealous and dat she will never cheat. i work in another location and i dont get to have time to see her as often as i want

should i just ignore the calls,texts and act like it doesnt bother me?
i dont want to destroy   relationship with complains and fights over dis oda guys,
if she ain't picking for just no reason and she can't silent the phone or switch it off, then something is wrong!
CrimeRe: Pastor Deflowers House Maid by Woke4all(m): 3:48pm On Nov 16, 2010
denony:
that will be a disaster na
what will he be preaching again?
Though am not so conversant with the bible but i remember one part that say: You who say do not steal! Do you steal? You who say do not commit adultery do you commit adultery?

I will conclude that Churches are just some peoples business!
CrimeRe: Pastor Deflowers House Maid by Woke4all(m): 3:15pm On Nov 16, 2010
Pastors these days are terrifying.

Don't trust him tell him to report himself to the congregation!
CelebritiesRe: Policemen Fighting Against Each Other With Their Ak 47 Rifles Held Carelessly by Woke4all(m): 12:41pm On Nov 16, 2010
That's crazy but maybe the are fighting over the change the collected from drivers and okadas. .
PoliticsRe: Say No To 'NAIJA' - Akunyili by Woke4all(m): 8:57am On Nov 16, 2010
When did abbreviation/slangs become an offence in any chapter, page or section of the 9ja constitution?  

Naija 4 life
RomanceRe: Can't Believe This: Too Early To Marry At 25? by Woke4all(m): 8:43am On Nov 16, 2010
Specialist900:
25 is even too late IMO.
exactly,
RomanceRe: Will I Ever Get Married? I Hate My Body by Woke4all(m): 8:21am On Nov 16, 2010
Picture pls,
RomanceRe: Can't Believe This: Too Early To Marry At 25? by Woke4all(m): 8:04am On Nov 16, 2010
The guy is gbeleutically menulited
Christianity EtcRe: Robbers Raid Church by Woke4all(m): 7:39pm On Nov 15, 2010
^^LOL
FamilyRe: Vote For Baby Sienna by Woke4all(m): 5:31pm On Nov 15, 2010
She's cute.
FamilyRe: Vote For Baby Sienna by Woke4all(m): 5:23pm On Nov 15, 2010
I just did that.
FashionRe: Ladies With Skirts Clap For Yourselves by Woke4all(m): 5:02pm On Nov 15, 2010
That's so true! It annoys me seeing some girls on trousers.
Christianity EtcRe: Robbers Raid Church by Woke4all(m): 4:31pm On Nov 15, 2010
Which church?
Jokes EtcRe: My First Condom by Woke4all(m): 11:02am On Nov 15, 2010
lol, Datz crazy grin
RomanceRe: Ladies How Would You React When A Younger Guy Approaches You? by Woke4all(m): 10:32pm On Nov 12, 2010
Brownteeth:
I recently felt attracted to an older girl who kept me restless and breathless. I kept admiring her from a distance without her knowing it. I couldnt aproach her cos I knew she was my elder and may insult me if I did.
For this reason, I wish to ask the ladies how they would react if a younger guy walks up to them.
My own tradition says: A lady is never older than a man!
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Works For Uduaghan ’s Victory by Woke4all(m): 12:55pm On Nov 12, 2010
^^
Seriously i know GEJ is in support of Clark!

He's just giving Uduaghan hope.
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Works For Uduaghan ’s Victory by Woke4all(m): 11:27am On Nov 12, 2010
It is very very wa!


Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Luv Seun by Woke4all(m): 9:57pm On Nov 11, 2010
surwiluv:
I knw it may sound lik i am a gold digger but i am not, cry cry cry. i changed my id because i want to open up and fight for what i luv without nobo44 or any other start talking rubbish.

SEUN I LUV U kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss, i cant continue waiting for u to make d move , since i knw u hardly notice me, al d same am not an active poster lik omolola,mrseve and others.
Why didn't you use a username like Mrs cork coz you sounds like him?
CelebritiesRe: Kenturah Throws Jim Iyk A Surprise Party In NY by Woke4all(m): 9:31pm On Nov 11, 2010
See Yansh tongue
PoliticsRe: Delta State Governor Sacked With Immediate Effect by Woke4all(m): 7:44am On Nov 10, 2010
TCD:
After 4 years?
Gov Emmanuel will still win the election and in effect, he will now be able to serve 3 terms.

If I were the governor, I'll be praising God for this blessing.
He won't serve 2 terms it will
be calculated from when
he first took the oath of
office this was the
supreme court decision.
ComputersRe: Using My Phone As Modem by Woke4all(m): 11:58pm On Nov 09, 2010
All you need is Nokia PC suit
PoliticsRe: Delta State Governor Sacked With Immediate Effect by Woke4all(m): 11:25pm On Nov 09, 2010
Beaf:
So Great Ogboru has transformed into Edwin Clark? Na wa! grin
Great Ogboru who won the case is no small man, he was the godfather of the Okar coup, don't belittle Delta state.

. . .Anyways, Edwin Clark is from Delta state and has every right as a citizen and leader.
Ogboro is a boy to Clark and besides Clark is personally running the governorship race this time around so i think he's really taking over!
krendo:
Edwin Clarke has taken over Delta State
HealthRe: Why Washing Your Towel by Woke4all(m): 11:08pm On Nov 09, 2010
Wrong section though.

[b]@post,  The function of your
average shower soap is to
loosen the dead cells off
of your skin (in case you
didn’t know, there are
several layers of dead skin
cells on your arms, legs,
stomach, neck, etc, ).
So when you are
showering, the soap
knocks those layers loose
and the water washes
MOST of it away, but NOT
all.
When you use your towel
to dry off, you’re not
only transferring water to
the towel, but also some
dead skin cells and other
bacteria/germs that might
be hanging out in the
nooks and cracks that you
missed (and behind your
ears).
BUT WAIT,  THAT’S NOT
ALL!
If you agree with me so
far,  think about this…
Now your towel has skin
cells and water on it, and
it is hanging there bring a
perfect breeding ground
for bacteria.
Naturally, the bacteria/
germs floating around in
the air land on the towel
and eat the dead skin cells
and drink the water in
order to multiply… next
think you know, your
towel is starting to smell
like fresh fish!
Hence – this is the reason
why we have to wash our
towels, even if we are
“clean” from the shower!
[/b]
PoliticsRe: Delta State Governor Sacked With Immediate Effect by Woke4all(m): 9:48pm On Nov 09, 2010
After drilling us for almost four years too bad for him!   So what happens to his 2011 Governorship race?     

like Ibori like Uduaghan.
Car TalkRe: Why Are You Driving Manual gear? by Woke4all(m): 2:14pm On Nov 09, 2010
I learned driving using manual and am kinda use to it and sometime when driving automatic, my left leg start searching for the clutch and when driving manual am
in total control of
the car as in when
it speeds, how fast
it takes to speed,
and when it
changes gears again,
if you're stuck out
of gas, you can
push it, whereas an
automatic car will
stay put. Manuals
are fun when the
car is powerful
RomanceRe: Guys, Why The Shock When She Said She Is Pregnant? by Woke4all(m): 9:25am On Nov 09, 2010
Because most guys are not yet ready to be called DADDY
RomanceRe: What is This World Turning Into by Woke4all(m): 10:45am On Nov 08, 2010
Hussain555:
Financial crisis!!! lol
but last time I visited Father Christmas, I paid gate fee of 500 before I got a ''gift''.


And again, if the money waz abundant and I lavishly spend on a girl, she'll make jest and call me 'mugu'.

Girls, boys are not smiling!!
i guess the poster can take it from there!
RomanceRe: I Just Need Finishing Touches Line by Woke4all(m): 8:09pm On Nov 07, 2010
Movingcoil:
There was a time I wrote about a gurl I was having crush for since 1st year 2nd semester, how I asked her out, she saying No and telling me she had a boyfriend, I suspected she was trying to form cos I knew right inside that she likes me very much cos I started pulling some antics that she was falling for without knowing.
the main thing now is that I went back and as of[b] yesterday 11:31 pm- 1:42 am [/b]I was with her trying to reason with her telling her that I still love her to my blood and that I need her to reassure me that am not wholly deceiveing myself where she is that the last time I talked to her about this issue that I didn't take that her boyfriend issue serious that I still loved her so much and just gave her some space to think, that she should now tell me for the last time if that her boyfriend really existed and that am very serious this time, she told me that that her boyfriend she told me about then was her ex and that they broke up last three months, I asked her why she still had to tell me that they were still together then, she said she just wanted to say it then. we went on until I asked her if she was ready for another relationship, she said ''she is scared of entering into another one'' fine I told her what was the problem, after my sermon on ther mount reassuring her that she shouldn't and that relationships are based on the mutual respect between the parties involved and sacrifice when necessary, if she has doubts about me that left to me I've read her and knows everything she likes and dislikes and that I don't have any problems with her, finally she said that she is afraid of heart break, I started laughing, she asked me why I was laughing, I told her that this is ridiculous that since 1st year to woo her that I'll cause her heartbreak that it is impossible,, we were still on the issue till one of my guys came around so I had to tell her that I'll see her again. rit now I don't know what to tell her to assure her that I'll be better than her former boyfriend, that I'll handle problems better than him and wouldn't intentionally hurt her.
what's with the bold part? You slept in her crib?
Forum GamesRe: Second Vowel Letter Game. by Woke4all(m): 7:58pm On Nov 07, 2010
^^
Game close. grin

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