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AM SO HAPPY FOR YOU BRO....EVEN ME TOO I AM 7MONTHS GONE WITHOUT THE EVIL ACT OF MASTURBATION TOO. THERE IS NOTHING PRAYER CANNOT DO. IF YOU ARE YRYING TO GET RID OF THIS HABBIT, START WITH ELEMINATING ALL PORN STUFF IN YOU HOUSE, OHONE ETC ..SECONDLY .TRY NOT TO ALWAYS BE ALONE...THE EVIL SPIRIT THRIVES WHEN YOU ARE IDLE AND ALONE...THIRDLY ALWAYS PRAY AND FAST.....MIX WITH PEOPLE OF LIKEMIND WITH CHRIST....MOST PEOPLE WHO MASTURBATE ARE MOSTLY INTROVERTS, THOSE WHO CAN COPE WITH THEIR OWN SPACE AND THAT IS THE WEAPON OF THE DEVIL. AGAIN AM SO HAPPY SOMEONE HAS BROKEN LOSE OF THIS CHAIN OF MASTURBATION LIKE ME....I SPENT 25YEARS OF MY LIFE IN THIS ACT, I FELT TRAPPED AND CAGED IN IT FOR GOOD 25 YEARS...ANYTIME I DO SUCH I FEEL GUILTY WHICH MEANS THE SPIRIT MAN IS HURTING WHILE POLUTING MY FLESH. I GRADUATED FROM A NORMAL MASTURBATOR TO A CHRONIC ONE, I MASTURBATE TWICE OR 3TIMES A DAY...I GREW SO THIN AND UNHEALTHY AND HAVE LOSS OF MEMORY.......THANKS BE TO GOD, IF YOU SEE ME NOW, I AM DIFFERENT...I HAVE GAINED WEIGHT, U AM HEALTHY, AND GOD IS RESTORING MY MENTAL HEALTH. ORAISE THE LORRRRRRD

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PURE RIGGING. NIGERIA MY COUNTRY

PLS I RECEIVED THIS INTERVIEW INVITE IN MY MAIL NOT LONG. PLS DOES ANYONE KNOWS THE GENUITY OF THIS COMPANY? PLS IT WOULD BE APPRECIATED IF ANYONE CAN LET ME KNOW COS I DONT WANT TO WASTE MY TFARE. THANKS


Good afternoon,



This is to invite you for an interview for the post of a Customer Care Agent.



Kindly find below the details;



Date: Friday, September 22, 2017

Venue: 13A, Fagba Crescent (By Mega Chicken), Off Lateef Jakande Road, Ikeja, Lagos.

Time: 1:00pm Prompt.



Kindly come along with your Curriculum Vitae.



Do not hesitate to contact me should you require further clarifications.



Warm regards.

NAIRALANDERS! PLS HELP ME OUT!!!

HOW DO I GET TO 16,FATAI ATERE WAY,MATORI, OSHODI,LAGOS(mtn service centre) FROM IYANA IPAJA LAGOS. PLS ITS URGENT. THANKS ALOT AND GOD BLESS YOU.

PLS SOMEONE PLS HELP ME OUT ON HOW TO POST A TOPIC ON NAIRALAND. THANKS AND GOD BLESS

Tilda30:
Jesus trekked while he lived on earth.

NO! YOU ARE WRONG...JESUS HAS A CAR THEN BUT HE DIDNT SPEAK OF IT. IT WAS AN HONDER ACCORD.

ALL THIS IS A PLAN O BRING THEIR CHILDREN IN TO TAKE OVER.......YOU THINK THEY SENT DEM ABROAD TO WORK THERE.....LOL......THEY ARE ALL COMING BACK HERE TO RULE NIGERIA. DONT BE SUPRISED WEN U HEAR THAT THE NEW GOVERNOR OF KWARA IS SARAKI'S SON

IF I HEAR SAY U DEY CRY

NwaAmaikpe:


Everyone expects Buhari to die.

But he is not going to die like that,
He will recover, resume work and when everyone is getting used to having a healthy President,

He will die like a thief in the night.

I WAS MEANT TO BELIEVE THAT THIVES ARE MOST ACTIVE IN THE NIGHT......WHAT KIND OF SIMILE IS DAT? DIE "LIKE" A THIEF IN THE NIGHT.....ISNT DAT LAUGHABLE?

CABALS BE LIKE.......U NEVER SEE ANYTHING...WE COVERING OUR TRACKS BRUHAHAHAHA

FOR REAL?LETS SEE YOU TRY!!!..

SmoothNigerian:
Where is @npowerng.
I laff in swahili, so u mean some jobless people still haven't registered yet , or u still need more ample time to fill up the N-power database with more ghost workers .

I weep for naija

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WEEP FOR URSELF FIRST........dats how you pple die

FAYOSE ALWAYS SPEAKS THE TRUTH WEDA U LIKE IT OR NOT. ONE WAY OR THE OTHER HIS PREDICTIONS ARE COMING TO PAST. HOW CAN A COUNTRY NOT HAVE ANY CLUE OF WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ITS OWN LEADER.......THIS HAPPENS ONLY IN NIGERIA

LexSteele:
After sleeping with celebrities at Quilox, this olosho is getting married? I trust my naija nigga as non will ever want that first class olosho as a wife

HE WITHOUT SIN CAST THE FIRST STONE.....HOE MANY GIRLS HAVE YOU SLEPT WITH YOURSELF......AND YOU STILL ASPIRE TO MARRY A VIRGIN IF LUCK SMILE ON YOU NOT SO? WHAT MAKES YOU BETTER THAN HER YOU COULDNT EVEN GET A GOOD NICK NAME EXCEPT DAT OF A PORN STAR LEX STEELE...SPEAKS MORE ABOUT YOU. ITS ONLY IN NIGERIA THAT FEMALES ARE REFERED TO AS CALLED PROSTITUTES WHILE MEN WHO SLEEPS WITH DEM REMAIN HOLY VIRGINS.....WHAT IS THE DIFF BTW THE PERSON PAYING FOR THE SEX AND THE PERSON RECEIVING MONEY FOR THE SEX, ARE THE BOTH NOT ACTIVE MEMBERS OF THE SINFUL ACTS.

WOW....NIGERIAN JUJU HAS REALY UPGRADED....TO ME DAT IS A REVISED STANDARD VERSION OF (MAGUN) THUNDERBOLT......BUT AM STILL EXPECTING THE LATEST VERSION THAT WILL TAKE THE MASTURBATION AWAY FROM HER BEDROOM INTO MARKET PLACES AND FOR 10YEARS WITHOUT CURE. MAYBE OLOSHOs WILL LEARN FROM DIS SHA.....

SOME MEN ABANDON THEIR WIFE AFTER MONEY DON COME THE BEGIN TO CARRY SUGAR GIRL.....SPENDING MONEY ON AWON OLORIBURUKU THIN-LEGs OLOSHOs THAT DIDNT SUFFER WITH THEM. MT E-MONEY....I RESPECT U SIR

WORDS OF A MATURED MAN RIGHT DARE........EVEN AT THE HYPE OF HIS WEALTH LOVE STILL PREVAILS. I RESPECT YOU SIR. MOST MEAN REMAIN HUMBLE ONLY WEN THEY ARE BROKE....ONCE THEY GET OVER THE BROKE ASS STAGE THAT WHEN DEY START NOTICING DAT THEIR WIFE HAS K-LEG......SHE CANT SPEAK ENGLISH.....SHE IS NOT GOOD IN BED.....SHE IS NOT BEAUTIFUL.......SHE IS TOO FAT...TOO TIN....BLA BLA BLA.

I DONT THINK HIS MONEY IS GENUINE. AN OLD ADAGE SAYS......IF U DONT KNOW WHERE THE SOURCE OF WEALTH OF YOUR MATES COMES FROM.AND U TRY TO BE LIKE THEM..U WILL RUN THE LENGTH OF THE EARTH TO FIND OUT........ITS UNIMAGINABLE THE WAY PPLE BUILD HOUSE AND BUY CARS IN THEIR 20s AND 30s WITHOUT INHERITING SUCH WEALTH FROM PREDECESSORS. WHAT KIND OF JOB HAS HE DONE WITHING HOW MANY YEARS TO OWN A COMPANY(DRUGS RIGHT).....OWN A MANSION....OWN EXPENSIVE LUXURY VEHICLES....HE IS NOT A FOOTBALLER......HE IS NOT A POLITICIAN AND OFCUS HE IS NOT A OIL MUGUL...........DINT COPY PPLE BECOS YOU SEE DEM SPENDING MONEY AND LIVING LARGE......THE DEPTH OF WEALTH IS ALWAYS FILTY(ISALE ORO O LEGBIN)........THE END ALWAYS JUSTIFIES THE MEANS.....MOST OF DEM DONT LIVE LONG ENOF TO ENJOY THE SO CALLED WEALTH.

ITS JUST COMMON SENSE.....THE LADY IS HUNGRY. IF NOT SHE WOULD HAVE TAKEN HER THEFT TO A HIGHER LEVEL.......FRUSTRATION LEADS TO DESPERATION. THIS ADMINISTRATION IS NOT A SOFT NUT....NIGERIANS ARE NO LONGER LIVING FINE BUT ONLY SURVIVING. MIDDLE CLASS HAS BEEN WIPES OUT...NOT ITS EITHER U ARE RICH OR POOR...NOTIN LIKE AVERAGE.....CRIME.WILL CONTINUE TO INCREASE COS OF THE STATE OF THE ECONOMY.

PAYBACK TIME.....DEM NEVER SEE ANYTIN...DEM.NEVER KNOW WETIN WON DO DEM.....THIS IS JIST THE BEGINNING PF RETALIATION.....THEY THINK THEY OWN NIGERIA AND CAN DO AND UNDO BECOS BUHARI IS A FULANI MAN......MAKE DEM CARRY DIA MADNESS COME LAGOS NAH.......DEM GO KNOW SAY RELAXER IS NOT MIYONESE

NIGERIAN POLICE ARE CLUELESS....AM TELLING YPU IF THEY ARE NOT CAREFUL THIS GUY WILL WALK FREE....AND IT WILL BE A BIG SHAME ON NIGERIA AS A WHOLE.....DOSENT THE CONSTITUTION SAY YOU DONT DETAIN A SUSPECT MORE THAN 24HOURS AFTER CONFESSION....COURT STRAIGHT......WHATS THE DELAY

AM NOT SUPRISED...LAWYERS ARE LIERS....AS LONG AS THEY GET PAID.....THEY CAN PROVE THAT HAVING A PENIS DOSENT MAKE YOU MALE

THIS IS SERIOUS WAR APPROACHING......I TELL YOU OF A TRUTH....THIS WAR WILL CUT ACCROSS ALL TRIBES AND IT WILL.BE TEN TIMES GREATER DAN THE 1967 CIVIL WAR.....MOST NIGERIAN CLAMOURING FOR WAR HAVE NOT EVEN HAD A TASTE OF WHAT IT IS....MOST WERENT EVEN BORN THEN.......AM SORRY FOR NIGERIA........THIS ISSUE MIGHT BE THE BEGINNING OF DAY X IF THE THREATS BY THE HAUSAS IS INDEED SERIOUS........THIS SHOULD NOT BE TAKING LIKELY.......IF THERE IS WAR.....SOME OF YOU ON NAIRALAND WONT EVEN SEE THE NEXT YEAR. ITS EASY TO SHOUT "REVOLUTION......WAR". BUT THE CONSEQUENCES ARE LONGTERM. BESIDES IF WAR STARTS....ONLY MASSES WILL DIE...THIS POLITICIANS WHO ARE THE CAUSE WILL START FLYING OUT OF THE COUNTRY BEFORE IT EVEN BEGINS........NO POLITICIAN IS EVER AFFECTED BY A WAR...GOOGLE IT IF U AFTER.......IT IS "WE" POOR INNOCENT MASSES DAT WILL KEEP ON KILLING OURSELVES......WEN WAR IS OVER AND MILLIONS DEAD.....POLITICIANS AND RICH ELITES FLYS BACK TO THE COUNTRY TO RULE US AGAIN.

Its a shame.....And your think one day in the future wen your child takes a look at dis naked pic of yours das u have shared for public comsumption without having a brain problem, he or she will be proud.........even a mad woman would not be entirely naked not to talk of a pregnant woman......what reason whatsoever cud av made you a decent african american copy the trends of whites.....your are one of the richest sports women already...you are powerful...you have the fame.....you have the glory and respect.......why ridicle urself all in the name of photoshoot U will one day tell God such foolish reason u did dis for cos the sight of ur unclothedness alone will lead many pple to sin....and weda u like it or not...it hangs on your neck....not ur stupid playboy mag or whatever

EVEN OSHOMOLE SEF KNOW SAY HIN BE DECORATION FOR THE SELFIE......SEE HOW HE WAS SIDELINED....... THEY DIDNT EVEN ACCORD HIM AT ALL....HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE WHO FORCEFULLY JOINED THE SELFIE HE WASNT INVITED TO...........U WILL SEE DAT APART FROM OSHO'S MONEY....LARA SEE ABSOLUTELY NOTIN ELSE TO HOLD ON TO ABOUT THE OLD RUGGED COMRADE.......The man just spoil fine pics..mctcheeeeew

CELEBRITIES AND THESE BABY MAMA TINS ARE INSEPERABLE......WE HAVE LOST OUR DECENT CULTURE TO WESTERN FOOLY. IF U DON BE CELEB NOW YOU ARE CURSED WITH THE BABY MAMA SYNDROME.....OLAMIDE...WIZKID...DAVIDO....RUNTOWN.....THE LIST IS ENDLESS.......DO THEY EVER GET MARRIED......THESE PPLE DONT KNOW THAT ONE WAY ALL THE OTHER THIS ACT WILL AFFECT THEIR CHILDREN DIRECTLY OR INDIRECTLY IN THE FUTURE.....LET DEM ENJOY D FAME WHILE IT LAST AND ENDURE THEIR PAINS LATER.

I BELIEVE MOST NIGERIAN LADIES GPES FOR TWO TINS IN A GUY.....THE MONEY OR THE DICK SIZE....IN MOST CASES " BOTH ". ALL THESE PICS AND BODY NAMES ARE JUST MERE POTRAIT ARTWORKS TO A TYPICAL NAIJA BABE........IF U ARE GOOD IN BED WEDA U ARE FAT OR TIN, DEM GO DIE DIA......IF YPU ARE RICH WEDA U ARE SHORT OR TALL, DEM STILL GO DIE DIA....MY BRO IF U NOW HAVE BOTH.....EVERY OTJER TINS FOLLOWS E.G UR SENSE OF HUMOR....INTELIGENCE.....PHYSIQUE......DRESSING....HEIGHT.......CARE N ROMANCE.....LIFESTYLE......CONVERSATIONAL.......SOCIAL.......PROTECTIVE ETC......ALL OF THESE CENTERS ON MONEY AND KONDO......IF YOU DONT HAVE THESE TWO...FORGET U WONT GAIN PROPER ADMISSION INTO HER HEART KE

YE ARE THE TEMPLE OF THE LIVING GOD......THE CHURCH IS YOU AND YOU ARE THE CHURCH...BUT ALL THESAME...GOD LOVES THE FELLOSHIP OF HIS PEOPLE....HE SAID "WHERE TWO OR THREE ARE GATHERED IN MY NAME...IN THEIR MIST I'L BE. RELIGION IS IN YOUR HEAD...BUT TRUE WORSHIP IS IN THE HEART.

STUDING ABROAD IS NOTING COMPARED TO EDUCATION IN NIGERIA .....DATS A FACT!!!! BEFOR U BAG a single Phd here in Naija u muat have been growing gray hair and overdare we have professors as young as 18years......SAME RACE I TWO DIFF SITUATIONS......even if u take the dumbest Nigerian to study abroad...my pple u will be suprises at the rate to which he or she will surpass his or her mates.....Nigerians are talented...wise and sharp......our country and economy is just a total disavantage...our education sector is notin to write about...corruption everywhere...Nothing quality is done in Nigeria excepy its taken outside.......sometimes i wonder if this country is still in God's agenda.......University of Ilorin 1st Class graduate and am still looking for job in a company where 70% of their staff owns a 3rd class(connection). IN THIS COUNTRY...YOUR CERTIFICATE IS JUST CADBOARD PAPER.......ALL YOUR DEGREES IS USELESS WITHOUT CONNECTION......AM JUST HAPPY FOR MR OSATO ISEMWENGIE THAT ITS NOT IN DIA COUNTRY HE HAS 7MASTERS...IF NOT APART FROM THE FACT THAT HE WOULD BE LIKE 105YEARS BY NOW.....THE DEGREES WOULD ALSO BE A TOTAL WASTE.

THE MESSAGE OF THE SONG "LIVING THINGS" IS OBVIOIS AND CLEAR....HE IS ENCOURAGING YAHOO YAHOO BOYS....419s, POLITICAL THIEVES, DRUG DEALERS AND PLATINUM FRUADSTARS TO KEEP UP D GOOD WORK...... IN HIS WORD "OLE LO BOMO JE KINSA TI LOWO" MEANING " ONLY CHEAP STEALING IS BAD ALL OTHER MEANS U CAN GET LIVING FROM IS LEGIT" AS LONG AS I GET MY MONEY...THE MEANS THROUGH WHICH I GET IT DOES NOT MATTER..........WHO SINGS THAT KIND OF SONG IN A COUNTRY WHERE THE YOUTHS ARE ALREADY ROTTEN......ITS A PITY......RUGHED MAN WAS RIGHT ABOUT THE FOOL AFTERALL.....9ICE HAS NO BRAIN....U CAN CONFIRM.MY STATEMENT FROM THE WAY HE SPELT HIS NAME AND D MEAN U GRAB FROM IT AFTERWARDS. MOST OF THESE MUSICIANS DONT KMOW DAT GENERATIONS AFTER DEM WILL STILL LISTEN TO THEIR MUSIC AND BE MISLED INTO SIN.......