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Nihilist:
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I cant believe this many people came to welcome Fernandud to their club...

Do they not have TVs in Spain?

Even coogar was there

is he handicapped?

r231:
Ike, Abo, isiro, fisa, musa,

bankole, laide, agbaye, alife, natty, abiodun,

naijababe:
Do you accept cheques? Should I make it payable to Mr R Gorimapa?



Sabo Yaba, u wan buy £ or $ tabi euro ?

Ok I have your number. I will call you soon to buy some dolapo.

naijababe:
Happy New Year people

Oga Royal Roy, there's some kind of partial ban on my moniker. Abeg o, helep a sister remove ban o. I can't post on the Forex thread for some reason.

You dey sell forex? Where your base? sabo in Ibadan or Sabo Yaba?

Lol see diversification.

dechandel:
The girl with the relationship drama

Today. She is single
Next. She is so taken
Next. Guys are so wicked
Next. I love my boo. Haters go and die
Next. Love yourself like forever
Next. I have the best mancrush in the world
Next. I am single and not searching..

Girls sha

especially when she has just been defrauded.

Haba! otuoke man is even happy to declare he paid tax.

naijababe:
Between the legs of an 'olosho, abi?

and breasticles

chaircover:
LOL
Eja ti won ti sin gbere fun
Efo elemi mejila

Tilapia to swallow dodo...you sabi am

naijababe:
E be like say dem carry olosho do una If you let them wash toto cook for you na you know

Where's heaven on earth? it's not a trick question o

chaircover:
Ermmmmmmm Saleties

I found some sale items and thought I would share if any one is interested . . .

Bvlgari Omnia Amethyste Eau De Toilette 40ml Spray is going for £13 on Tesco Direct
Elizabeth Arden Sunflowers 100ml perf and gift set is going for £10 at Lloyds the chemist online
Boss Perfume gift set is going for £20 at Lloyds the Chemist online
Dolce & Gabbana Light blue perfume gift set is going for £19.50 on Tesco direct (the perf is only 25ml though)

I walked into TK max today and got a RL handbag for half price.
Superdrug are also doing their Ralph Lauren polo perfume gift sets for £22 or so .. cant remember the exact price.

if you are also looking for perfumes to give to mama's in the villa when you go to Naija, Tesco are doing Charlie gift sets for only £4.00 each.

I am not really into sales so I wasnt really looking, but If I come accross anything else, I will share it here.

So, you no dey see Oloshos wey dey do sales? na only lofinda you dey see

He is a joke of a president. Don't you feel ashamed when he is being interviewed outside the country where he doesn't have orijo questions? His answers are mostly retardded.

I thought I was the only guy that's a fan of Eastenders.

isalegan2:
Almost exactly a year ago. Wow!

Ajanlekoko
Katsumoto
Naijababe
Wonlasewonimi
Debosky
Blacksta

Who did I miss?
Olaone1 !

Ah! Idowuogbo asked about you, Kasunmu.

OAM4J the creator of the thread and many things on NL too.

I miss you too

r231:
crackhead

love vendor ko newspaper seller ni

na tomato you dey buy wey u dey ask me last price

No be that egba boy wey own this site translates everything egbastyle...i wrote piimp

r231:
na me dey set her brideprice to the highest bidder......

in short, her love-vendor abi? how much last last

naijababe:
007 was born invincible, he is like the freaking big bang! He just became James Bond

Abeg so is Kanayo. He is even a politician now. Where is James Bond now?

r231:
all of the above

Abi you operate her account like my good friend operates babe

r231:
you don sign your WILL ba

Are you responding on behalf of Idowu or her bakassi.

naijababe:
Wonlasewonimi thinks he is James Bond now! But the ninja is just Kanayo O Kanayo

At least James bond started from somewhere as well.

Idowuogbo:
You want host me and MY FAMILY?

Just you and your bakassi

Idowuogbo:

How are we doing christmas na?

Why are you all buy stuff you don't need. Abi you wan chop pass your belly?

I refuse to be tempted to comment.

RoyalRoy:
Hehehehehe


Sasha Fierce indeed!!

Beeni jare ore mi

naijababe:
You are not only a chav but a confused one too. I need to meet with your wolileader, s/he failing abysmally

You, I'm going to ori oke over christmas with my wolileader. PM me your prayer points. I have one documented already - to get you delivered from your addiction to Grey's anatomy.

RoyalRoy:
General Coogar and Marshall Wonlasewonimi (that's a funny name to type by the way)

Please sheath your swords and let it be a merry Xmas in the room.

I promise you both good gifts if you come around to Lagos..... Lollz.... Gifts fit enough to make you wanna stay till the chickens grow teeth.

I'm a very gentle giant. This is my alterego .... you know like sasha fierce

chaircover:
Whats wrong with coogar and wonlasewonimi? are they sharing the same woman ni? . . .no need for all that jare.

Naijababe and Damiso what is the name of that "blender thing" you used to cut okro?
I want to give it a try

Good Morning House

We don't share anything...the doofus got me mixed up with a famous nairalander.

coogar:
my job is easy or i am so good in it, it takes me little effort to solve what takes others the whole day.



because you don't get enough man hours to afford your rent. you make about £140 a week and you stay in the capital. you must eat, top up your oyster, pay utility bills, etc. you always struggle to pay rent - that was why she left you.




nigga, my life is super-sorted.

are you denying you proposed to her? i read the email you sent when you were begging her to marry you. your bible quotes in that email were hilarious. never knew an asewo like you can quote that many verses in one mail

your own don finish!

You want make we continue here?

coogar:
my job is easy or i am so good in it, it takes me little effort to solve what takes others the whole day.



because you don't get enough man hours to afford your rent. you make about £140 a week and you stay in the capital. you must eat, top up your oyster, pay utility bills, etc. you always struggle to pay rent - that was why she left you.




nigga, my life is super-sorted.

are you denying you proposed to her? i read the email you sent when you were begging her to marry you. your bible quotes in that email were hilarious. never knew an asewo like you can quote that many verses in one mail

your own don finish!

I have to take this to where your scam victims will have the courage to speak up. Your life will be super distorted soon!

coogar:
smartness was embedded in my genetic code. how do you think i manage putting you in your place with these potent verbs? unlike you, i didn't bang my head on a pavement.



who is doyin13?
i dunno this cat you are talking about. you are wonlasewonimi - always has, always will. you are a christian by birth, an asewo by choice.



for lying bold-faced, may a stray bullet hit your dome. the babe you proposed to three times is your casual girlfriend? how's she casual when she lived with you for months? if that's your definition of casual babe then you need to be lobotomised.

who do you think was responsible for that belle wey she carry in 2011?



we only banged once - on your argos sofa while you were still a security officer working night shifts. you are lucky she dumped you, 90% of your children would have been fathered by me.



your brain is a terrible thing to waste.
get a life & i am serious about my cargo pants. ask your heifer to return it before i send my goons after you to break your patella.

You have to realise not everyone has the free benefit of time you have in abundance.

How can I be begging for rent while I worked as a security, it just doesn't make sense. But you on the other hand borrow from every tom,diick and harry....I can lure them here to come and confess

Me? propose to Olosho? mbanu

Guy, get your life sorted thats all

coogar:
handouts on friends? buhahahaha
are you describing yourself? just because i exposed you that you beg people offline to pay your rent? maybe that was a low blow but what do you expect when you trade words with me?




i sound smart?
if i sound smart why then don't i transform my smartness into cool cash? choose one - it's either coogar is smart & rich or he's foolish and poor. you can't tell me i am smart and yet say i depend on handouts from friends.



that tall one in 2010.
she said you lived in one room apartment & you snore like a swine. with the little info i have given, you should know her.

meanwhile, she took my cargo pants back then.....please tell her to return it. it wasn't a gift & i didn't ask her to take it. i dunno why everyone around you has a criminal mind. thieves, shoplifters, carjackers, drug mules, paternity fraudsters, etc.

you have been cursed!!!

I said you sound smart, it's quite different from you're smart.

Based on your ramblings you don't think I'm Doyin13 do you? I don break internet oo

Let's get on with this...

that my gf was a casual one so I knew you were nyanshing her.

You're proper dumb man! This is what happens when you spend all your life posting/acting intelligent online and miss your chances offline.

Slimgene another monike of yours, you really need to seek knowledge. Prayer of Jabez whilst doing so too.