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coogar:
i thought you were done with me for today...
that post musta broken your ribs to bring you back. you musta taken me for the illiterates of your ilk you can lie to that you worked in the tax office.

you dunno my name not my DOB & you somehow managed to find out my tax contributions? you musta banged your head against a hard substance as a child - there are few loose screws in your head.

trust me - i think i did fück your sister somewhere in 2010. the memory is foggy but i am sure i did. i will scour my old emails to see if i can get hold of her pictures. a friend mailed me few minutes back that the heifer is your sister.

I can't let it slide. Coogar you don't know anything in IT, you don't work, you live on handouts from friends. These are information I know. I also know you haven't paid any tax or NI contributions in the past 10 years.

You are a lazy bastard and a yahoo boy. I'm just trying to help you get ahead in life. You sound smart but everything is a facade!

I will keep praying for you.

BTW, which of my gf did you nyansh. Can you describe her lol. I'm about to break the internet lmao!

Lmao this jobless squatting pig got me mixed up

I'm actually enjoying this mr IT contractor.

What else can I teach you today? errrm we talked about taxation the last time. You have to give me some time to analyse the gap in your knowledge.

You didn't fucck my sister or my girl. You're dreaming!

First thing first, DON'T MENTION MY PARENTS IN ANY OF YOUR POSTS

Gbenu oshi e soun. Dey deceive yourself.

If you dare me I will expose your sorry asss pauper here that you're a broke, busted and disgusted fellow. But, I will like this to go on seeing that you are trying to save your face I'm done for the day with you.

coogar:
poverty is a bïtch!
who's your service provider? gimme your details so i can add you to my plan - when you stay in the UK & complain of MB then it's fair to say 99% of your life has been a waste.



you are an idïot....
where did you & i ever discuss VPN & intranet? you must be having a laugh - poverty-sėx tricken mosque rat. you don't even know my name to know jack about the taxes i pay. just one tax code exposed your lies that you ever had a family working in the tax office.



you need that prayers.....
tesco messenger wants to pray for another to get a job. i can pay your annual salary from my wallet. you don't even get to work fulltime. you pack poöp of babies in tesco for 2 hrs and you somehow think you have not been cursed by your father's 8th wife?

may the lord open your spiritual eyes....




it's not your father's business if i decide to write in arabic. oloshious fellow - funny how the jobless can afford MB to post & the gainfully employed can't afford it. this is what happens when illegitimate children of randy fathers are stranded in foreign lands.

don't take the frustration of your hard-knock life on me. i work hard & get ridiculously paid for what i do. if you are angry that life dealt you a bad deal then take it up with your pastor or attorney. poison is cheap these days - you are better off dead than wasting oxygen.

what are you going to tell your kids you did with your life? you are 40+ and yet you still haven't gotten a hang of your miserable life - cleaning tesco shelf at your age? i thought people don't carry curse from naija to obodo oyibo. your case is very unique.

How many times have I told you that in this life you Olucoogar cannot afford to pay my bills in this life or the next. This is not bragging it's just facts. So, get that thoughts out of your mind.

Sharrap you lying baboon https://www.nairaland.com/1939460/uk-based-nigerian-mother-pleas-kidnapped/32#27192743

Is that not where you goofed about VPN Olodo oshi ..If you tell lies you will steal so ti gbo.

I have already ascertained that you earn -£500 per day based on your HMRC records abi Manyoo people help me here o... A company pays you £500 per day and he posts on NL at 5 minute intervals. This one that I'm doing sef I had to go behind a shelf

I don't have a hard-knock life, it's my duty as a fellow citizen seeing an invaluable talent is wasting away.

You can like your posts with your various monikers like hucarson, sauron, chacal, le chacal, jackal, vealkrie and wait for it BABE3

Retardeed goat. I will still pray for you.

coogar:
if you are sterile, what the fück are you doing here then? you already know what to expect when you click on this thread - why do you read our comments then if you aren't a jobless lout.



oloshious fellow!
you that got exposed the other day when i told you about a basic tax code you have never heard before.......yet you claim to work at the tax office.

better stick to working the shelves at tesco... I will drop by this week & squeeze something into your palms for christmas. shey na old kent road you dey?



i can get your manager hired to work as my office assistant. serve me coffee, run my errands, arrange meetings with my flings, etcetera.



no one called you here when you butted in like a photosensitive epileptic patient. if you don't like what you argue about, you have the option of moving on, don't you? only menstruating shemales like yourself moan over what people discuss on their thread. are you that lonely on the chelsea thread?

come on dawg, get a life!

Just shut your lying mouth up. I said stop wasting my hard earned mb with your useless arrows.

Look at this charlatan. You exposed me abi no be you ran away when I laid your taxless life here for everyone. Stupiid IT contractor that doesn't know the difference between virtual private network and the intranet olodo oshi

You need to get yourself a job in this new year, in fact, I will put your case in my prayer during the crossover night. You can't continue like this .
I can't be restricted on the forum, so, you have to put your fellow members of the forum into consideration when you are attempting show who came on the pitch at 7 minutes mark in a 2011 football match -who has time to find that if not a jobless oloshi

Wow is this another scheme to lose weight?

That's a good development. Change is imminent.

coogar:
that's exactly the point!
you are too intellectually sterile to understand the technicality of the game - and that is the reason you found yourself working the shelf on tesco in the first place.

when your mates were studying hard in school to avoid the kinda menial jobs you now find yourself, you were putting mirrors on the ground to look at the pänties of your female classmates. tell your oga in tesco that if he needs an increase in his daily rate, he should holla @ me.

I thank the Almighty God for making me 'intellectually sterile to understand the technicality of the game' cos I'd hate myself embedding rubbish all day everyday like you.

I thought we agreed you shouldn't mention daily rates anywhere near me. Please desist!

On the other hand, I can get you headhunted by ASDA, the only downside is you might be seconded to the baking section and that could affect your wankiing whilst posting shitty stats here cos your left palm would be so hard like a french baguette and you don't want to circumcised twice. I can only remedy this during my shift by not scanning your baby oil while I'm on the till.

Please argue all you like, don't waste my precious mb when I get updates here. Thanks for your usual cooperation.

coogar:
no vex!
if the issue isn't about sëx, we know you have no idea. i am starting to think you were a vatican priest in your previous life. your celibate status back then is the reason you roam around now with a permanent boner under your jeans!

I will beg my oga to get you a job in Tesco- the cold fish section, by the time you put ice on mackerel, salmon, seabass and trout all day, your fingers would be too clenched to embed stupidness on this forum.

coogar:
but one won't think they pay you to talk about sex & puśsy everyday of your life.

oloshious fellow!

But, that's what brought you to life. These pictures with stupid arrows are senseless tbh. Imagine arguing about 2011 match...Radarada.

You'd think they pay them for posting inane pictures and arguments all day.

chaircover:
Send them jAre
I need help with attaching baubles to the Xmas tree
That is one task I so much hate
It's so bad this year
I haven't even thought of a colour scheme for the tree and decorations
Maybe I should just go to a nairalanders house for Xmas
Who will invite me pls

Please come to mine

naijababe:
Chavy Eastender

Iwo..ma je kin gba e mu o. Who be chavy eastender?

Idowuogbo:
For real? I am defo going to asda abi na tesco to pick one up at that price. D Oga go endure my afefeye this year.*in her ijebu accent* e mo nkan nkan,e ni choice mehn!

Blaady cheapskate

Stop tiling your floors with marbles in Nigeria. They are health & safety hazards!

Idowuogbo:
it wasn't me

You want me to give vivid description of the apple shaped rack?

edwife:
The chief himself....

France eh?

you and wonlasewonimi need to be crown residential ashawos of NL....

Point of correction. I only give water to those who are thirsty - however you interpret that it's not my bizniz omiladun omisororo

r231:
We are talking about getting you a nice xmas present

You don't know my specs. I once saw idowuogbo on old kent road. I must confess the bakassi na killer.

What is wrong with all these pomo lips wanting to have them pinked

What are they talking about now? Please don't corrupt me it's almost Christmas.

chaircover:

Kuro lono jor

R231 I know you will come running. Wonlasewonimi Part 2!
birds of the same feather

I heard he has nyanshed all the oloshos in deptford and newcross...arowomasodun o ti nawo yaa

chaircover:

Laaro kutu kutu friday

Should I have waited till noon?

chaircover:
Is that you figthing over sweet and sour sauce at Macdonalds Old Kent Road?
or is it Coogar?

That should be coogar. I give good loving to cougars, I never hit them except when it gives them *rgasmic pleasure.

Ninapha:
then we are in a bigger poo is dats ur choice of change.

Jonathan needs the support of Nigerians to get there. U wont understand the burden of change and leadership untill u are saddled with one. U need to work it and appreciate it.

It would be a grave mistake if you cast your vote in favour of Jonathan. When he had something to lose(2nd term) he didn't give a damn(his words). The scam about not having a shoe should have cleared from your eyes now. We should clamour for fresh ideas from someone new. Let Uncle Jona go back to his hometown and enjoy his life with madam Patience. Change is the only thing that is constant!

Ninapha:
so who can give us such change?

Any other assholee apart from Jonathan for a start.

ireneony:
this is my mama, the number one mama in nigeria....jonathan till 2019

How can this be your mama? are you crazy?

Ninapha:
the change is already in As Rock. Support the change and u will be fine.

No sabotuer shall enjoy the Kingdom of Aso Rock.

Jonathan all the way.

That's no change. It's the status quo!

We need a proper change, and that involves slipping Jonathan off the Rock.

GlorifiedTunde:
OK sire. Noted. Appreciated

Cool thanks for understanding. We are good!

GlorifiedTunde:
Hmmm. Wow! You're really hurt. Its only insults people like you are good at composing. Well I can't help you. I'm no dunderhead or retard. It would be a terrible thing for you to try driving your point with such a person don't you think?

I was not hurt, just trying to drill common sense into your head!

GlorifiedTunde:
Thanks. Doesn't he look taken care of? Is this begging of alms to you.

Why are u so mean? If you won't vote just shove your disgruntlement up your throat!

You're a semi-literate retardd. You don't even know putting a kid's picture online like this is not condoned in saner climes. Not to talk of soliciting for useless votes from people cos you want to win a pack of pampers or huggies? Dunderhead!

ibk4God:
With what I saw, Buhari's box is the most fullest i. E Buhari is leading. Best of luck to All.

Please don't make such mistakes any more. Buhari's box is the fullest would have sufficed.