₦airaland Forum

Donxavier:
who's down for a Nairaland family end of the year get together party? ........ Where's R231, he's the one with the clout to pull it off. It would be a nice time to put faces on most monikers here, with most people around for December Christmas Break.

Would be nice to see Jennykadry do the ...........

What do you guys think?

I'd love to see that too. Where's it happening I'm up for it

^^^^LOL

SAMBARRY:
bet you said they said you are a prostitute,maybe thats why

What has being a prostitutional person got to do with helping someone hold a ladder to avert a fall? am I missing something?

naijababe:
Yeah right!!!

hello cockblocker.

naijababe:
SMH!!!

What's wrong with being courteous?

armyofone:
My goal is to do nice outside decor this year. Anyone with such plans ?
Will put the tall ladder into use

I will help you hold the ladder.

ofiafuluego:
GEJ remains d best Presdoo Nigeria HIV ever produced. Posterity and history will always bear witness to that.

Fixed that for you

Why didn't he declare his assets then?

Olodo dey deceive teacher, Alaisan dey deceive Doctor...make you dey deceive NL people.

The prof just rehashed what we have been saying that GEJ is a dunce. I won't be surprised to see him win the next election cos Nigerians are gullible. You just need to make up stories like not having a shoe or your name is Goodluck to garner massive votes. I expect him to tell us he never wore any pant when he was growing up in the next campaign.

Kellygold:
1.2kva Inverter and new battery for only N65,000. Free deliver and Installation.
Call 08023706037

Is this the only thing you are selling or you still have other accessories in your warehouse?

I really need to come up with a new handle. My reputation is at stake with these mentions.

chaircover:
LOL so there is nothing hidden under this NL
and yet Sambarry you didnt even comment on that thread if I can remember well

Wonlashewonimi has had his user name for a long time o! I first came accross him on the allenscam thread. I even thought he was coogar until he and coogar started fighting

Nairaland and drama

Osee maami. wa gbayi loju awon ota e. But, I'm not really an ashewo. I just enjoy the good things of life which includes the dichotomies on the bodies of women.

benega:
Its true; when I purchaced my 1st victorian mansion @ northhampton ave. In greater london, I taught I was the only african there. But it turned out most of my neighbours were africans mainly Nigeria

The one very close to Rye lane abi?

wth sambarry..what kind of ruthless accusation is this? i culled the name from chaircover? E ma de gbami ke.

Cococandy, never believe a woman that calls herself sambarry. They are always shitstirring!

cococandy:
Pls what's the meaning of your name?
I've heard more then one person comment on it.

Thanks in Advance

It means I'm a very nice and loving man.

naijababe:
Eyin iya mi osorongo, apani ma wa'gun olokiki oru............................................... GTFOH now before I complete that 'ofo'! Olori gbeske! Ma fi lomi ndasi aboju 'gun legbe eti

Yeye o...Mo yika otun, mo yika Osi o...

seunlayi:
I just love this man and his wife naturally

Maybe you should introduce them to swinging.

Lol magas are lamenting Eyezil needs to learn how to nyansh his mate's GF from Giggs and Terry.

SAMBARRY:



WELL I AM NOT.BY THE WAY I LIKE THIS YA USER NAME "WONLASEWONIMI" ITS CUTE

No be only you like am ...all my opekes been dey jisoro am. Abeg press the capslock key on your keyboard

^^^^why are you shouting like a conductor in Dugbe?

pazienza:
Well, just here to announce that i have officially joined the WOBs. To hell with all AKBs. Wenger is out of ideas.
With the game balanced at O-0 and 50mins played, the onus was on arsenal,the supposedly big team on the paper, to show signs of frustration and shake things up a bit by making substitutions, but the senile Wenger keeps calm, and only went into panic substitutions when the team went 1-0 down, it's as if he was playing for draw,and only woke up when the draw was slipping away.
Arsenal is now too big for wenger, he should leave at the end of the season,irrespective of how the season pans out for Arsenal.

He just needs to win 3 games consecutively before you change chorus again. Don't get ahead of yourself, he is the best Manager in North London.

JigsawKillah:
Which team do you support?

He supports Maribor.

RoyalRoy:
I love this gist between "Aunty and her Niece" o!!! Lollz.

A man with a high sexusl drive married a woman with low/average sexual drive.... Hmmm!!!

And will the woman in question be happy to accommodate a "help mate" to relieve her of some of "her duties"?

If not, she should buckle up and take a trip to the downside of town.... I hear Dogonyaro and Monkey Tail no cost at all!!!!



Enjoy your day Sirs and Madams!!!!

lmao awon agborandun

OP, did you ask the christian members for offering and tithes?

naijababe:
Ermmm, can you see how i got my capers in a twist as my son would say. I thought that ashewo guy dey alone, i didn't know JB na hin accomplice. Make I carry my virgin sef comot before dem spoil me finish

No go anywhere abeg...I don dey shadow your cookie jar since you dey secondary school you know that aberdeen area . In may, the cookie jar needs yoghurt topping

naijababe:
Hi Mr Ashewo!!! Still keeping dem balls warm?! They will be mine to crush in May

You keeping the twins perky for me too? they will be mine to rearrange in may..I can't wait

naijababe:
Pele o, Na only small remain and you may find that it's not as bad as you may think May the force be with you

Hello Naijababe

debosky:
Madness indeed - which is why I haven't been to a single game yet this season. I might try to go to one over the coming weeks but the price increases seriously need to get brakes put on.

Cos they know you guys are magas.

chaircover:
Lol
this your user name always makes me smile
Dont mind coogar
He went and stole a picture of one gorgeous baby and said it was his. I thought he was a family man
Then I started to come accross some of his arguments and then came to the realisation that he is 21 . . .and a baby 21 for that matter
Now he is chasing one sister Ruth at Edwifes church

No wonder, I have been wasting my precious time with someone who just stopped breastfeeding.

chaircover:
coogar pray that you are not wholly dependent on the NHS if you have a life threatening disease that needs immediate treatment.

An 8 week waiting list on the NHS will be a 1 week wait at a private hospital. If you have a growth, God forbid, that 7 week difference can mean the difference between life and death.

Dont get me wrong, the NHS is great, but not every disease will wait for the NHS waiting list.

Maami to fine e ka san ma. E ku ijo meta. Coogar likes useless arguments so we know him but we know how to always treat his fuckups...he doesn't know diddly-squat about life.

coogar:
do you sometimes think about their take-home pay?

to be perfectly honest - whether contracting or permie, i think it depends on what stage of life the person concerned is. if he's unmarried yet with no big family responsibility, contracting is the surer bet.

if he's a newly wed....
permie is the better option. he has to stay near his wifey as contracting can take one to as far as anywhere in europe.

if he's a settled family man with grown kids already, then whatever floats his boat should do. i like traveling.....i love the hotel life.




which gbese?
so they won't incur gbese in yankee where they would be international students? even yankee citizens use grants to get into Ivy League schools. who didn't start with gbese? mortgage is not gbese? car finance isn't gbese? wonlash, i am 600% sure your iPhone is also gbese.



who says they don't work there? but they will be paid normal rates there. they won't pay them more because they are contractors in an investment bank. only the bankers get ridiculously paid.



NHS will treat me.



you haven't - your child does not have to study in the US. there are good schools here - plenty of them sef.

This guy when your elders that are actually in the field are talking, you listen. If your employment comes with tuition for your children as part of the package(someone told me Shell does this but I have not confirmed) All you need to do every session is to go to your company HR and give them the bill and account details to remit it to. You go tell dem say na your wahala sort it. And, that is anywhere in the world.

Olodo ni e jare. You have Vice President – Information Technology in JP Morgan, You could also have VP – Quality Assurance. You think when they give companywide bonuses, they ignore them? Learn boy, learn.

Yeah NHS will treat you but if I can get better than NHS without stress why not?

I have highlighted the points, it’s just that people like you need divine intervention to understand


Tv01...you have spoken well

coogar:
why would they need to go to a US university? imperial college, kcl, etc don't exist anymore? send my precious kids to a country where they are more likely to be shot or räped? thanks but no thanks....

besides that, there are even students loans here. NHS is free. i am BUPA-signed....what else?



i don't want -
i am not a banker....i never studied banking, let investment bankers keep £4m as bonus, that's their luck.



if they value his input, they would grant him a remote access. is it his fault he broke his anterior cruciate ligament?



you have not advanced any point why you think permanent is better but like you said, whatever floats your raft.

So, you'd rather your wards start their lives with gbese? if you have the easy options to pay for them? You think BUPA would do dental work of £40k or give my favourite olosho breasttt enlargement

olodo ni e ni, sebi you call yourself a tester. Tester no dey work for financial services?

Come on, break a bone and be waiting for a remote access when they can get someone with same skillset without struggling.

How else do you expect me to advance my point than what I have already highlighted up there...you get astigmatism?