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You don't want kpomo lips to be pink.

Drug Underdose

naijababe:
I dunno when foolish adults will realise it is not okay too put your hand on another adult.

I like the Nadal type of igbati lol

Please who is wrong here?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvRaLn4MSqk

Does he roll in from the booth?

sukkot:
who told you to pay 3000 in tithe ? crazy person

Pastor Chris

debosky:
What is a debenhams? Is that a beer parlour in Onitsha or something?

The place where you stand to ogle the mannequins as soon as they change their clothes

naijababe:
Ashewo oshi! Wa wo mi lo

We go see!

naijababe:
Shebi o di May , put dem nuts on ice

Olorun a sho wa ju igbana lo... the are currently being massaged by every night by an experienced olosho. Can you go to bravissimo or intimissimi and get koste onirin asap cos they are on sales now. No stories for May.

naijababe:
There's nothing quite like being jobless! It is bloody rocking!!! ;DWhere is that noise maker, Bluediva?

It's not like he is even embedding any ordinary song, he goes the extra mile to match the comment with the song. Ruddie should win Jobless poster of the year when they start the awards. BTW bluediva is a nursing mother, no time for posting these days. Bawo ni bet wa?

We can accept doing it over the weekend, but continuing on this glorious Monday morning, this is pushing the boundaries of joblessness.

What a useless topic this is.

A40:
So na you be Doyin13. Haha abajo!

I no be Doyin13 abi wetin be this?

He looks like oritsejafor

raumdeuter:
Lol na only Awusubilai, why not AwusubiTRUE
Were-alasho-nimi
Doyin13, How far long time, Are you still in the business of nyanshing those NL babes

Pataki:
Ha! So that werey is Doyin13?!

Who is doyin13? but i have only nyanshed one NL babe and she's not here anymore.

Please can someone help me I want to downgrade my laptop from windows 8 to windows 7. Please I need the steps thank you

raumdeuter:
If it's not sure, are you willing to stake just $1,000 on it. If Chelsea wins it then you give me $1,000

Deal?

Awusubilahi minashaitani rajiun..Oluwa ya mi ya asaitani! I don't bet, it's against my religion.

raumdeuter:
3years ago Dortmund broke the Bundesliga point record I didnt hear you call it a 1 team league then.

Judging by this season I can also call the EPL a one team league since its certain for Chelsea to win, emphasis on now

I am sure Bayern would win the league by the same token I am sure Chelsea would win their own league. So whats the story about the competition you want to feed us? Chelsea hasnt even lost a game in the league

There was a wide gap between Bayern and other teams yet Dortmund beat Bayern 5 times in a row. Since Guardiola joined Bayern, Dortmund has beaten Bayern 2 times scoring 5 goals on us

It's not certain that chelsea would win it. At every point in time, each team fuckup and pass through dry runs. So there're still twist and turns to come.

Nihilist:
So you be one of the 'Uncles' wey full that endz? I use to attend MFM on Old Kent road back in the day with my mum, and na so so Uncles with Ibadan accent dey roam the street being lousy on a blessed Sunday Morning.

I no be one of them o na one of the uncles born me too...I know the MFM, my barber used to be under that building until I learnt how to do DIY haircuts. Let me search my oracle to see if I don meet you too before.

BuddahMonk:
Can we see Ibadan and her solar powered mud huts illuminating?

When was Ibadan compared to Las vegas? instead of you to limit the comparison to Falomo roundabout.

WTF! comparing all these candles to Las Vegas?

Pataki:
Alai nise ashewo. The CCTV of Nairaland. Where for South London you dey?



Torres2, are you ready to shake something for papi?

You... I saw you stretching your think neck like liquid maggi bottle on the easyjet flight to Holland once. I dey old kent road beside LIDL.

It's so refreshing to know that I have licked some of the girls on this thread.

nateevs:
I never knew you are based here. Hit me up on PM if you like make I get in touch.

Will do.

Subomi Balogun owns a bank too and he didn't wipe all customer funds into his coffers. This is shameful of Erastus Akingbola.

nateevs:
For reeeaal? I didn't even think anyone knows what I look like outside of here. I was definitely there on Saturday picking up some Agege Bread and Ewa Agoyin. You stay around there?

Come on, I know everybody here. I saw debosky in front of debenhams one day like that, he was probably waiting for his olosho . I buy my moinmoin and agege bread from there too. I live in the south jare just passing by ni

GenBuhari:
Why would I fear a virus that does not exist?

It all about neo-colonialism - economic exploitation and depopulation of Africa.

I'm with you my General. I just want you to put your money where your mouth is....get someone who has tested positive to this 'hoax' and shagg them continuously without protection for few days. That's all I ask.

^^^^Have you tried having unprotected sex with HIV+ person before chatting all these poppycocks?

Nateevs man I saw someone who looks like you on saturday at Angels bakery, barking road. Na you? no lie o

chaircover:
Whats up with this silly black friday thing?
Did anyone really save anything more than 10% off normal prices?

And why were coogar, wonlasewonimi and sagamite all fighting at superdrug over acne remover facial wash?
I even saw R231 on Sky news with a TV on his head . . edwife na you send am?

I had to wait 30 minutes for a taxi yesterday . . .cause? everyone is black fridaying at the city centre and taxis were overstretched
Nonsense

Sorry I buy my facial wash and exfoliating wipes at poundland.