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see his moustache like semicircle.

If it's a good footage then you can turn your mess to a message. We have been looking for our African Kim Kardashian...This is an ample opportunity. You need a momanager and a brand ambassador now. Goodluck!

shooowthem:
Useless club and fans. Beginning of season dem no want mk we hear word. Season neva reach half dem don gbessss leave thread. Yeye dey smell everywhere..

Lol I still get bet with one of them. I no go mention names sha.

iyabodeh:
[i]apologize.

no I don't wish to nyansh him. Whatever gave you that idea? Pray tell!

maybe cos I could almost see your lap-wool in you your profile.

coogar:
coogar is a non-regular here.



your own is never more than nyansh. i am starting to think you know little outside sëx topics. what is it? are women scarce in your area?

You're right that's my core competency...You get omoges for your area?

raumdeuter:
Thanks jare. You better tell nateevs, unless he can pay his bills from his dreams

Nateevs is a network expert. He is loaded!

raumdeuter:
Chief Ebenezer obey sang that "Eni rowo he Loju Ala ton ronu, Eni ko tepa MO ise re nitori ebi"

To n dunu (that is happy)

Koptala:
Why you dey talk like that?
No be you put am there, so you no go fit remove am. You hear?
Allow God to decide, no offence.

No be God put am there. Na your vote..clueless like the retardded.

Rich man indeed with woolworths

^^^^You wish to nyansh him?

naijababe:
Someone tell me there is a cure for carbs withdrawal! I am dying for carbs, red wine, shandy, bread!!!! Godammit, I want some bread!!!

I can give you some baguettes.

Good on you Julia...it even happens on here on this forum where you can't comment if you're non muslim. Can they allow all the fuckery in UAE?

coogar:
di maria shows his class again as he beats his adversaries in the AM position.



oscar should be converted into a central defender. he's uber-useless creatively, he's been converted into a defensive midfielder - no wonder mata left chelsea.

chelsea fans are jealous of what they cannot have - di maria.

If we go with what you have said on this board about Kagawa, Ashley Young, Anderson, Falcao, Torress...there's no hope for di maria

Donemmex:
tank u very much for openin dis thread...ur info abt cv writing as really guide me in craftin it out. As a fresh graduate, dis as bin really helpful. Can i send u my cv for ur professional review. Thanks

If you type in text-speak like this you will not get a job. Believe me, you're used to it and it would rear its ugly head out of your CV.

He should have been driving his train through one tunnel.

naijababe:
Onijekuje! Your belle must be bigger than 9 months pregnancy sef

CC, you went to Lokoja to buy fish? Na golden wood dem take smoke am ?

My 6-pack would make you drool. Ask sambarry

chaircover:
i somewhat feel more comfortable knowing what I am buying
. . besides the last time I was at rye lane one wicked witch gave me a parking ticket and I vowed nto go go back there again

You fit cook ni?
What are all your concibines doing
You be real millenium man

Is not ponmo? they are fresher than the ones in naija. Cos they are selling these ones for hard currency.

Mo fe cook pani... when I go there I buy abodi, shaki, bokoto, Tongue, roundabout, smoked turkey, curry goat mix. If I cook for you, you go wan leave mr chaircover.

chaircover:
Looool, that my freezer is the most important thing in my house
I think I should even insure it sef

Not only that o! I stopped at Lokoja and bought plenty plenty smoked cat fish . . . .
Make una all come chop betta egusi soup

Why are you stressing yourself? I can get everything at Rye lane.

kandiikane:
lol alright. At the moment, international law is my weakness. With property law I know it's easy once you get your head round it but I guess i have been procrastinating in getting my head round it. I will probably be opening a thread soon and maybe you can help me. I am starting a project tomorrow on international law, will email you once I start.

Sweet..this is consensus ad idem. Can we do this in the buff. I'm in my element without clothes. I can cite cases that would give you orgasmiic feelings beyond your imagination.

kandiikane:
Really? That will be great. Have you studied international law?

I studied international law and UK law. I'm conversant with intellectual property laws as well. Can I have your details, we can bounce ideas off each other's chests if you get my drift.

kandiikane:
Lol, I actually wanted to open a law thread where we can discuss problems and such but no point because I want to learn too and I haven't met anyone who has studied or is studying that knows the law well.

I know the law very well. We could collaborate and become legal luminaries.

kandiikane:

A woman can piss in a bottle without spillage.

Impossicant!

Mondisweets the defender of the hoodrats.

Mondisweets:
feminists promote gender equality not domestic violence. consult whoever gave you the definition of feminism again

How can you have gender equality when one gender cannot piss into a bottle without spillage.

Salute to the guy for the slap and more salute to the camera guy for zooming the epic moment.

armyofone:
Lol, I will be wearing Jean and sweater.

You know the mind is a great tool; if you wear a pair of jeans and I'm opportuned to hold the ladder, I can still imagine you sans clothes. The only exception is if you are wrapped like 200-year old mummy.

RoyalRoy:
Lollz... Guessed so too...only Nairaland doesn't show you who liked your post

I have been wondering how retardded that is.

naijababe:
I don't speak gobbledygook

Kilon jebe... I'm going to search for the agreement we signed

naijababe:
What bet?

no dey do this o...we agreed that i have to press your blomblom if you dont win anything this season

naijababe:
Why are you rubbing your palms?

We had a bet na. abi you don't forget?

naijababe:
Sigh!

Rubbing my palms

These are the kinds of question you ask mummy before she leaves for work in the morning.

aguiyi:
if this women are truly beautiful inside out, KSA wouldnt marry 7 of them. he was probably looking for that elusive perfect wife unknowing that he was starting a community under his roof

You probably don't know KSA he is a proper asewo, he was looking for nada.