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We have got to the point where questions are answered with further questions.

Who is your mate?

HQ: All I can say is. . . Gosh.

How did this make the frontpage?

Come on! don't tell me you don't know Seun loves them fat nyanshed. That's where he get his NL inspirations from.

mamaxxx: Thanks for all the comments madams and sirs!!!
I appreciate

You are welcome! Now, cross your legs for the time being.

who wants to go to nottinghill carnival with me next week? idowuogbo how far wanna go?

I can show her my own cockpit.

Who is deceiving this sagamite with his egba n'to line apoche shirt

megatechgh: I will buy A better private jet when am 52.
If you agree join me and say its done already.

There's washing detergent called JET, you can keep in your cupboard and make it private.

try insomnia then.

very safe cos you won't contract syphillis taking matters into own hands!

Mikel is shocking, Hazard is shocking, Ramirez is shocking, RDM is shocking even the goal posts are shocking!

Ibime: Wetin concern you with Ibime's rectum. Are you a backdoor customer?

Do you supply assss too? abi you no see as dem dey mention your rectum?

No iota of respect for Ibime's rectum on this thread.

Do a headcount before and after o.. we don't want you guys drinking too much beach water!

Na by force to get blog?

coogar: i think santos actually did well against valencia than ashley cole did. if you scour most of the united blogs since saturday, die-hard united fans are bashing valencia's impotency against santos! apart from the few times valencia got away from him, he was pretty much comfortable in that match! he's only a scapegoat because he swapped shirts with rvp - if he had done it in the tunnel, nobody would have known what transpired between van persie and santos!

the major problem is not the starting line up or what happened during the game - it was what happened during the summer - letting alex song go to barcelona has weakened arsenal and selling your best player to a rival club is a damaging blow unless wenger and the arsenal board do not see united as their rivals these days...

Arsenal fans think they are actually stronger than last season.

Smh... no be only Kieran Gibbs, na Kieja Gibbs go save you for Jan.

Yes. Why not!

Duh, saddest day of your life? When your parents peme nko?

coogar: last season, swansea provided 22 clear-cut chances for danny graham all season, chelsea provided only 11 clear-cut chances to torres! can you not see chelsea are not going enough for torres?

in comparison, van persie had 42 clear cut chances, yakubu 26, adebayor 37, relegated wolves’ stephen fletcher 11. can you now see the fault lies with chelsea players more than nando torres?

This guy is a case. He can prove shyte is pisss.

Seun needs to create pram and toys corner for shollypopz

Shollypopz: Brother Agbaya, are u mad?? You better shut d f*uck up and go earn some money to feed ur family

P.S: I don't do home works anymore

Yo ba idi e. When you start using padded bras, you no dey get respect anymore. Now, go to naughty corner.

Shollypopz: aaawww MrBrownJay!!.....eerrmm, he is in his late 30's though

Yesterday I found out some NLers were in their late 40s, how can my father's age group be on NL??

Sooner or later, I won't be shocked if my dad tells me to follow him on NL, that he's now a member(weird!) or wait....

Daddy are u on NL??

Come on shut up for ffs and go do your home work. this is your daddy by the way!

Odunnu is half caste. Her mom is Edo and Dad from Oyo. They went to see her future when she was born and discovered she would be an Accountant thats why they named her treasury.

Kandikane is like 40 years old. I met her in a party in North London, around Elephant and castle.

Idowuogbo: Elder sister!

Excuse me madam, can we collabo?

Better.. all those pot bellied guys and fat asssed girls would trim down.

pak: Sorry ma, Based on Sholly's translation, that name obviously has a more mischievous meaning than what you just wrote.



And where the heck is Wonlasewonimi to clarify the puzzle that is his screen name

If I shove you once now, you'd call it abuse.

[quote author=Busy_body]Tgirl4real/MissyB, you gotta interview Idowuogbo and Slimyem together, the friendly rivalry and banter between these two ladies is hilarious, fiesty, furious and fun and edge-of-the-seat-gripping stuff and is like nothing ever seen on NL


One special request please, don't let me see you ladies near my pickin ileke-idi abeg, she just turned 14 and I am reserving and preserving her for Mike Adenuga's son, so my daughter is not yet ripe for public consumption biko, hope I made myself clear enough [/quote]duh she already dated davidylan... what else does she need?