₦airaland Forum

seunstic: I got d msg too; but wat are we xpectn n d nterview?

questions like - would you put a heavy brick on the accelerator whilst travelling on a long journey?

They cause traffic congestion on the roads, they want to start congesting the air space as well. smh

[quote author=Wizard_of_Oz]Pls educate us how a private jet is an asset? The plane swallows $30,000 on fuel ALONE! Minus d pilot's salary and maintenance costs.[/quote]You dey mind the olodo. Something you cant sell for the same price once you move it around the tarmac.

freenature: Its so funny that people just talk without knowing the full length of their subject, do you know that pastor Adeboye and Oyedepo are both writers of christian books which does not only sell in Nigeria but in more than 47 countries in the world so how on earth will they not be able to afford them , and also remember that those whom God has used them for also bless them with gifts that comes in various form (money,cars, houses etc )... and also the members that supported them in getting the Jets deem it fit for their pastors to have it to aid their journeys wherever they are going outside the country. .....

JK Rowling sells more books than all Nigerian Pastors combined. She will never buy 4 private jets!

stagger: A typical trip by a man of Bishop's status will go with a pastoral staff of at least 10 persons. He travels worldwide for preaching engagements.

Instead of paying between N300,000 to N1,000,000 in air fares travelling to sometimes three speaking engagements a week (AND THERE WILL BE FOOLS HERE WHO WILL SAY THAT THE AIR FARE IS TOO MUCH ASSUMING THE MEN OF GOD TRAVEL WITH COMMERCIAL ARILINES), the church decides to buy an aircraft to ferry them around.

- No Aero style delays. (my wife once had her flight delayed by Aero for 18 hours!)
- No sudden cancellations like Arik Air did and stranded all their international passengers.
- No poor services or aircraft where the ACs are not working properly.
- No coffins in the sky like Dana Air (where two pastors and their wives died because they flew on a stupidly decrepit plane).

My company once paid $12,000 an hour to Aero for a medical evacuation in Delta state. You think say that money na beans? Wouldn't such money be used to buy a small aircraft or a chopper that can be used for such purpose?

SO what is the joke? If a church can afford to buy an aircraft for its pastoral staff, WHY NOT?

It's actually cheaper to charter than to buy. And, having four aircrafts is taking the pisss. It's not like he lives in the sky.
When you park an aircraft overnight in MM airport hanger around year 2000 cost 200k. So, tell me maintenance, aviation fuel, Pilot salaries, airport taxes and other miscellaneous expenses directly charged to maintaining the fleet. It doesn't make economic sense!

Are you guys living in a cave? women smoke everywhere

When then?

Where did you see he is from Nigeria?

Booty4me: Is Linda ikeji Richer than seun The Babe jux dey flex Anyhow. Choi. HBD O

Seun is richer. It's just that he has been patronizing Abeokuta Ashewos. Those ones sabi milk!

[quote author=Ricky_Ross]If you say Tuface and Dbanj cant afford a 140 Million house then you obviously dont know what you are talking about. I am no fan of Dbanj but I tell you Dbanj can afford a 3 million USD house easily. He already own houses in Lagos, London and USA. Tuface spent close to 70 Million settling his baby mamas.

Nigerian musicians are not poor at all. Our musicians are in line to make as much money as American musicians in no distant future. Even Nigerian comedians are living large, one of them was reported to have purchased 2 cars for 37 million naira last few weeks, that shows they are doing well.[/quote]Have you seen Daddy showkey lately?

wild child: I tot the US will be the one responsible for one's welfare wen u get to the US tru d visa lottery...which 1 are dey talkin abt that they aint goin to be responsible

they are even going to wipe your asss for you after every watery shits you shat as soon as you land.

dayo1401: Any hope for someone with sap business object

do companies in Naija use business object to report

I ve got technical skills in SAP Business Intelligence (BI), Sap BO, PL/ SQL, Crystal report, Xcelcius and one year UK Business analysis experience to top it up an MSC in project Management with distinction from the Uni of Sunderland (UK)

Any hope for peeps like me in naija and how to go about it

thanks

You better stay put and earn your top dollar. Do these ones know the value on-demand reports.

Gracious10: Often times men approach me, I try to be respectful,friendly and accommodating. They usually leave their phone numbers to contact them which I never call them. Sometimes they insist to have my number which I give them with hesitation and next thing I see are tons of calls a day which I ignore. Not that am being a snub, I really don't know what they want and refusing to give my number may be seen as being too forward (insinuating that they want r/ship with me) or mean depending on who's involved.

So my question is How's the best way to ignore/avoid men without being disrespectful and rude? I just got out of a r/ship and won't want to date anymore.

Thanks.

Tell them you are a pre-op transexua[i]l[/i]

[quote author=ekt_bear]What is wrong with this? If you don't have huge amounts of data and/or don't have significant performance needs, why is this a bad idea?[/quote]MS Access shouldn't be used as the back end if you deal with sensitive information be it small annd large organisation. I heard a bank was using it. Don't know how far it's true.
[quote author=ekt_bear]What is CCNA?[/quote]Central Certified Nursing Assistant

idowuswap: Can igbo desist 4rom thier robbery then kill police at ikeja.but then catch them dey want spoil yorubaland lagos then go die 1 by 1

Is this PL/SQL or T-SQL?

afam4eva: God forbid.

Why?

Most companies use Ms Access as their database in Nigeria. Cheapskates!

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Coogar don come again with these video clips of his that cracks one up.

You no dey sleep?

Encourage her. That's how Bill Gates started computing.

dem no dey carry jigger walk like bros for lagos?

chosen04: Almost 90% of the names in that list are Yorubas. I just hope its not what am thinking.

You can't be thinking without a brain na.

He just wants ipad 3.

shymexx: Where in the Qu'ran was it written that Muslims should blow up planes and Christian places of worship??

Show me!!

but they are promised 72 virgins. And, Jihad is a holy war. No?

kumar101: waoooo he should be recommended for guiness records

even stout gramophone

All enemies of Nigeria, pretending to be friends, in rotund form or shape....die die die die by fire.

When I was young, if I wanted my parents to forget my misdeeds, I'd just pull few strands of my eyelashes and put it on my head.

chux76: How do we go about that? Can you give us better explanation? TNX

Google Oracle virtual box. Read up on it. Download it on your apple machine, you can then install windows 7 on the virtual box. I'm at work, I can't write in detail but it's easy.

What's the point of her existence, she has been trying to kill us with her grammar anyway.

her head looks like guinea fowl egg.