₦airaland Forum

Acidosis:
Set awon ediots. Your president is chilling in a country where residents enjoy uninterrupted power, and you people are dragging "Uncle Dele na my boy" for embarrassing the contraption called Nigeria?

What is more embarrassing: (1) the criminal chilling in another man's country while your national grid collapsed or (2) a private citizen expressing his pains

You are too rational. I have concluded most of these people are raving mad. What they are currently enduring would have caused wars in some countries. They are waiting on God! One idiotic preszzdent left the country abruptly on a private visit and everyone seem to be ok with it. Set of retards.

Na so so bad dreams for this one

They paid ransom in Ekiti, he is thanking a French BAT

When did they start inviting mad people to Arise?

I knew they would come for him. Most prisoners hide burner phones, this one was displaying videos via a smart phone connected to the internet. Who knows if he is still running things in the prison. Heads will roll!

By May, he will do another hit song to drag him properly.

ablejesus26:
You are a liar. Under Obi Anambra was launched into another era of massive human development.

Under Obi Anambra was rated by the Igp Baba as safest State in Nija back to back. Anambarians had access to Education and good social welfare which reduces Insecurity drastically.

Lie all You care We know what the stats hold.

https://www.legit.ng/nigeria/1498135-18-major-achievements-peter-obi-melt-hearts/

You are trying to convince people who voted for a dunce that said 'na statistics we go chop'

Dsimmer:
Exaggeration or not, this isn't about Obi but about fighting against every dollar speculators. That was what his message was about. He only used Obi as an example. He's simply talking about dollars speculators. If you had a brain, you would already know that. Anyone speculating nonsense in the country needs to be sanctioned. That includes Obi if he's one of them.

Tinubu is currently in Paris on a private visit spending naira

I didn't know that this dude is a retarddd

If this guy should become the prezzdent peren...ti yin ba yin niyen

Eunoiaa:
A woman's libido is something of an astronomical nature, and therefore cannot be 'tamed.' Women only get married to fulfil all righteousness, and just to, you know, satisfy the primordial urge of a man for a fulfilment found only in marriage.

So there's nothing like managing temptation for a married woman. This is a truth all men must accept to have a happier, healthier marital life. So the best you can do when you notice that your wife has started looking outside is to pick the young men she frolics with yourself. I mean, she's not doing it for the emotional benefits, she's doing it for the physical release which you alone can not supply.

So your best bet as a man is to help her pick men who are only interested in sex, too, not a man who will want to snatch her from you.

This is the secret of men of old to their long-lasting marriages, but somehow men of nowadays did not have it handed down to them, and now they have the redpill deceiving them that they should not accept a cheating woman. Hahahahahaha. See as a man, your honor is in celebrating a cheating wife, let me tell you. Don't allow bitter young men to mislead you in losing your marriage. Stay with a cheating wife, cherish her, have her needs met by different men, and you'll glow. To marry a promiscuous woman is to marry well.


So, anyway where was I? Yes. The sexual urges of a woman to mate with as much males as possible cannot be repressed. To get married to a woman who doesn't have this urge is a recipe for disaster. So your best bet as a man is helping her to select the playing fields that she plants her juices in.

Let me stop here for now. When I remember more green pills for managing cheating as a married man, I'll edit this comment and add them.

This sarcasm flew over a lot folks here

justwise:
Ok tell us how much it cost and how long they spent in your house

To be honest, it was convenient for me as I was wfh and it cost £400 and the visa was issued within 2 weeks.

justwise:
lol I like the way you said this without mentioning the cost of such home service lol

We were talking about visa appointments na

The miner story is very silly to be honest. The house was blown into smithereens. No individual can have access to such powerful explosives not even Russia can do that.

The question is ..Are you a thief?

justwise:
You do and you will be lucky to get appointment this year let alone visa

I used to do visa at your doorstep. They bring their biometric machine to my living room on a day I choose.

I just wanted to dance...the dumbos voted enmasse and are still trying to justify his stupidity. The oblong head is in Paris now watching AFCON.

Tinubu sef dey collect euros working from Paris.

Lexusgs430:
I humbly respect your opinion and maturity in response.......

Truly, I landed Heathrow airport with only one £5 bill in my breast pocket........ But, I never relied on anyone to save and bail me out of tight spots.....

I grafted, I suffered & slaved away all through ........ I knew the difficulties I was going to face and was fully prepared....... Tough times never last, but tough people do ......

I am sorry if you saw my responses as mocking one's condition, but I try not to take life too seriously....... A bit of humour, helps navigate challenging situations.......

Thank you......

Things have really changed since then. I knew people that resumed work on their way from the airport with ori olori. Some people only needed to present provisional DL to start work. You don't need to show anything to rent a room. All you need is to go cornershop and you see room ads on their windows. For you to work full timeas a student then, once you renew your visa, it wouldnt show you as a student anymore and you can pay any school in peckham like £150 to further renew. These days everywhere na share code or whatever it is called for everything you want to do.
Anyone coming in now without proper prearation is bound to go through hell cos it's tougher.

one would think the incumbent dunce is performing exceptionally as we speak...one thing is for sure, Obi wouldn't be in Paris now watching TV and doing fuckall. Sufferhead no go tire you people. Seriously, Obi should just stop trying to help.

bidosky:
It took Obi a jobless man dis long to visit and you are expecting someone busy to do d same

the burnt face, no-respect cap wearing, paris resident, kwashiokor belly prezzdent is the one that is busy?

They are miners

He is using 'trust me bro' for us

They are developing their own negatives.

If anything, he would not borrow to steal. To me, that is a start.

This is why basketmiuth is not happy with him, everything is competition.

Bobloco:
Is Tinubu even aware that he issued such a directive

This.

The dude is oblivious to what is happening in the country. Just go and check his new year day speech and the owerri speech. He is a doofus.

ibinaboonline:
We should just tell Citroen to install machine guns on the van.
Or buy this instead ⬇️

https://www.carsandhorsepower.com/featured/fear-the-vengeance-rezvani-s-tank-like-zombie-slaying-suv-probably-shouldn-t-be-road-legal-but-it-is

Be serious mate. Those who can afford that don't travel on Nigerian roads. They are currently crowdfunding for a ransom as we speak for some kidnap victims as we speak.

lavida001:
Omo wetin man go dey chop before another contract show ?

You go dey chop shingbai

ravensckar:
Agba Awo! You still dey nairaland ni? .

It was during that 'Cougar' saga that I last stumbled upon your moniker. You and this your username gan, it's always cracks me up.

Back to the topic, I don talk am from the beginning sey 'insecurity aside' nau. Talk true, shey you no go like cruise this ride?

As soon as you mentioned coogar, i know say you be oldie. I still dey come here once in a while jare.

ravensckar:
How to identify a typical Nigerian; they don't read about a topic before commenting.

Firstly, it's a CAMPING VAN to provide travellers/campers with maximum comfort in the road. They never said it's a substitute for permanent apartment. Make una dey try read before una comment nau.

Secondly, travelling from Lagos to Maiduguri in this VAN will definitely be much more comfortable than travelling in normal vehicles (insecurity aside). That's the point! Unless of course you prefer to suffer, this is definitely a much more comfortable travelling car for those who can afford it. Calling it a waste of money (for those who can afford it) is a display of ignorance. Na new year be this abeg, make una dey think before una type.

Buhari boys will collect it from you and you'd still pay ransom.

Sanwo don hammer