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If your source of wealth is not pure, the least you could do is flaunt it over the internet...idiot

ornicus:
I deactivated actually, but the black hole at the heart of this forum pulled me back in

How you doing?

I'm a good boy now, dont do ashewo anymore and also stopped fighting people. Welcome back bro.

ornicus:
you mad bro [oyb]

hey oyb..long time, na you morphed to ornicus

what kind of silly camera/pic is this?

sgtponzihater1:
He possibly is more onTwitter. As he has great followership there.

Why do I think he is DaveChapelle

Which one of you Doctors on this thread is Harvey Olufunmi?

Bimtonex:
Must u respond? If u don't have an answer, must u crack ur dry joke? Can't u just pass? We honestly have problems in this country sha!!!

Speak for yourself mate! Stop beng daft...if you must ask for help at least do your part of the legwork.. That's why the country is crawling; they want everything to be handed to them on platter of gold. How can someone come online ask a stupiid question like how do i relocate to UK? in this day and age?

bigtt76:
....e yaaa! This is not fair naa. IF you know, guide him instead of poking fun

If you noticed that his enquiry is actually a lazy one which is typical of some of our people. Please I beg of you not to spoon feed people like that, they wont appreciate any effort you put in to help.

eamodu:
Good evening all. What is the best way to relocate to UK? Just me and my wife. No kids yet. What do I need? Cost implications and all.

If you take a bus to Apongbon, walk like 5 minutes to CMS......move close to the river bank, hail one canoe, tell him thames river bustop. You can't miss it.

Lexusgs430:
Are you advising to use orí olórí?......

Then the original owner gets a hike on PAYE contributions? So the orí olórí user, would then bridge the financial gap......

I doesn't know what you are talking about mate.

Lexusgs430:
To use simply for identification purposes or work............

Of what use is a 9ja passport, without working entitlements?

All it's got is walking entitlement.........

Head of another head

Please send some money to my GT account 0990236568 to vote for Burma boy to win grammy

Looks like pre wedding pictures. Happy married life to the couple

So, why was kaduna danku and Aisha begging Kogi people to forgive yeye bello

Na drugs and igbo dey disturb am

If true, he cant miss jail for uae

Lexusgs430:
I am yet to learn how my freezer can get me ebay (maybe freezers now are so technologically advanced).........

Oni yeye ni e jare.

Sgtponzihater1 is that all?

Welcome to the club!

Marriage is no bed of roses, go and ask all married they endured so much shiit. If you ask for her side of the stories, she would have bucket loads.

Sit her down, show her how much you earn and agree on a reasonable formula.

Bros man, cook for yourself, if you cannot, go to mamaput buy eforiro, egusi, ilaasepo put in the freezer and do Ebay or poundo on top.

Buy a good throw and put on the sofa and Netflix like no tomorrow. You only have one life...enjoy it dont let anyone give you hypertension.

Let me tell you, things always fall back into place. This is your storming period in this country..it will normalize.

UAE's police are not nice o

Too small for the bourdillon bandit

Lexusgs430:
Said by a man, that his nl monicker speaks volumes about his under G activities.............

My moniker means this is what they think of me, not necessarily me.. so ti gbo Saliu elenugboro

Rubyventures:
The term "Slayqueens" means different things to different people. I'm talking about meaningful relationships.

If both parties are mutually desperate nko?

Rubyventures:
When a girl or guy has got desperation written all over them, it scares away potential partners.

except slayqueens

Slaypastor nyansh you at two different locations and still drank Krest and you are claiming rape...

Lexusgs430:
Does not still change the narrative...... Even British Born 9ja girls, don't trust 9ja men............

It has always been so and it would remain so........

This is cockblocking on another level...please help me beg them to stop messing things up for us trustworthy guys.

Rubyventures:
You guys are very lucky I pay £235 monthly for my gas and electricity.

Do you have cannabis farm under the house or you live in a mansion?

birdmansoho:
Nothing guarantee happiness but achieving some things makes the pursuit for happiness easier. If the issue is about the woman curbing his involvement in Nigeria and his family he has the option of divorcing after getting their permanent residence in 5years. Or what do you reckon someone who’s illegal or about to and doesn’t want to return home do if not the options I stated? You live in the UK and know how boring and isolated it can be so how easy it is to find genuine love or what other ways do you want an illegal immigrant to regularise their status here?

Do you realise oyinbos do come here to read these things?

The shithole people are angry because someone decided to show a bad road. You cant make this shiit up!

Cigbojugha:
Good day.
Please I need advice from experienced UK based. Is it acceptable for new couple to have a child and till remain in the one room apartment they were managing before baby came.

The question is; how comfortable would that be? Nobody is going to stop you, but it is not ideal.

They have started disturbing God again

If you drive it here, you are a cab driver