₦airaland Forum

Aphrodite007:
Wait, revolut makes receipts without you actually collecting the receipt and snapping it abi you’re talking about the fact that you just print out your bank statements as proof of expenses?

Is like I’m hearing double..

Lol not in this life. I just use it for expenses alone. I could print the statement for hmrc validation if need be.

One crazy guy asked if Tacha don enter lol

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Look at the useless ICT skills that is most sought after in a shithole

spacyzuma:
Does anyone know if the Nigerian High Commission in London shuts down for an extended period during the xmas holidays, or only during the bank holidays?

I've checked their website and there's no info about it.

I have never seen a very useless organisation like this. Based on the sensitivity of their services, they should be communicating such information ahead of time.

To complete diversity and inclusion, he needs to appoint bobrisky as the commissioner for bumfun

Once dem no kill or maim anybody, I'm fine.

Fatter christmas

It is only in Nigeria that trains will run without train stations. Dem wan turn everyone to conductor to dey jump out from moving trains

timesupreloaded:
I knew you never healed from the hate. It is already two years now and you still feel this bitter. Please keep checking on this thread, that's if you still care- a lot of people will be sharing their personal experience with me soon. I came to heal all wounded mind

I cant believe you are still a dunce after 2 years...you mentioned my handle you idiot! You think I have the time to run around your hopeless posts on here?

Even Steve jobs couldn't buy everything.

dustydee:
Sometimes I don't get receipts for some expenses like food. These are not big expenses but it adds up, how do I claim these without receipts?

Bro, you have to protect the environment!

I use revolut card to pay for my meals. If hmrc wants to see receipts, I will print the statement for them.

At the end of the month, I add them up and take out of business account.

timesupreloaded:
The reason why Nigerians don't move forward is partly because of pride. I will be personal for once. Serious minded Nigerians abroad contacted me via email almost two years ago around the time I made that post on Instagram and Nairaland. Unlike people like wonlasewonimi, Beautyaddy, NONNYG etc they knew this was not just another clown or talkative. Since then they have benefited from the business ideas and contact I gave them. Meanwhile I didn't task them or demand any penny from them. If you respect me then you earn my trust. Nigeria is a shithole yet every Nigerian abroad wants to invest in Nigeria. Give them 100 million naira and the first thing they will buy is a ticket back to where they all call a shithole. Reasonable people have been reaching out to me because they know there is no limit to the financial prosperity that one can achieve in Nigeria. Instead of that Beautyaddy and Kroger to swallow their pride they are busy paying the mods to ban me and remove all my comments. I have never seen a successful negative thinker..... so tonight I am giving Beautyaddy an offer so we know who is bluffing- tell anyone close to you to contact me via email. All privacy will be respected. The person must live around Delta, Bayelsa, PH, Benin, Lagos or Abuja. I don't even need to meet the person personally, no number is required...I will just give out instruction and direct the person to work somewhere. Make sure the person you choose have a handwork. If the pay for the contract job is 20k I will give the person 40k. Please note I am a builder so you know the kind of person to direct my way. Let's see who is a lunatic

What is this idiot saying? Who cares about your senseless business?

You need to go back to your psychiatrist to increase your dose cos it seems you have started misyarning again.

Aphrodite007:
Ah you’re a contractor? Thank you, Been looking for one. Please come and give me tips on expenses. That staff entertainment one, can I invite other people?

I really believe my accountants are useless gan- they are not even trying to make me tax efficient at all. Imagine the guy, telling me to make sure my expenses are wholly for business- excuse me- how will the tax man know otherwise gan gan? Ode nie!

Na oyinbo accountant you dey use?

Business expenses must be wholly, reasonably exclusively and necessarily incurred for the sole purpose of the business on paper . Please get yourself a switched on Accountant.

However, you cant afford to mess around with VAT. You're just a tax collector for the government.

Stop testing these useless trains with human beings. They should use cows or goats so that when it derails cows can be slaughtered

HolyHero:
Can anyone recommend any interesting series with high nudity.. any genre is welcome.

Borgias

This money go finish ehhh

Migrating from one phone to the other is headache. I dont know how people do it so often.

Bunch of Twats. Are you giving it free if charge that you are making public announcement?

LesbianBoy:
Apostle don tear her big nyansh now she cannor sit down o!

This chalice is not for the apostle.

RalphJean:
The bolded is hate speech.
If you had written this in Nigeria, you would be charged with hate speech by comparing Australians to Kangaroos.

Infact it’s racism sef.
It’s racist to call Aussies Kangaroos.
I will sue.

You don start o...dont misquote me abeg..where did I call Aussies kangaroos?

Anyway vote for whomever you want. I just want anyone that would abolish ir35, they can self destruct with Brexit

Is he married to Tasha and the son's name Tariq?

RalphJean:
From Rebeca Long-Bailey, in the Leaders Debate, Labour was categorical (unless Rebecca Long-Bailey has ported to a different party like our own Chuka Umunna).
Whereas you may have historical data, the current labour position, going into 12/12 is for free Movement (if EU citizens).
Conservatives position: Movement of citizens irrespective of their country of origin. #AustralianStyle.

If indeed you have quoted Labour as previously pro-migration (historically), then you are probably right. Except that you seem to be talking about pre-Jeremy Corbyn Labour. You seem to be talking about the previous Labour which was natural home to Jews in the UK.

Don’t be deceived, Corbyn’s Labour is not the historical labour you once knew.

#GetBrexitDone!
#Conservatives

Are you thinking that once brexit is done, free movement of EU citizen would cease? Read my lips, no one can stop free movement of EU citizens unless you want chaos! There is nothing like Australian style here, we are no kangaroos.

RalphJean:
That was why I wrote conservatives, not Boris Johnson.
That was why I wrote Rebecca Long-Bailey of Labour (not Corbyn).

Whereas Labour says it plans to give EU citizens preferential treatment, Conservatives say they plan to have an Australian-style immigration policy. Where you are given leave based on what you can offer, not what geographical location you were ‘lucky’ to be born into.

Labour policy in this aspect is shit.
Conservative policy in this aspect is bae.
That is why come 12/12, I will vote conservatives.

Let me rephrase, believe conservatives at your own peril.

From history, labour is the only party that has consistently encouraged immigration most especially for non EU citizens.

RalphJean:
Where is that brother that was asking us to vote labour nye nye nye nye nye?
Rebecca Long-Bailey just said on the Leaders Debate in response to a direct question that EU citizens should be treated as first class citizens and should be treated preferentially as against non-EU citizens.
Lai lai ...

It’s conservatives or Brexit party.
#Conservatives #WeDieThere #Brexit!!!
#AustralianStylePointBasedSystem

Believe Boris at your own peril.

Bail in naija means freedom

mayluv:
This thread is really a wealth of information and I have benefited significantly from the advice here, thanks to selfless people here who take out time to respond and help in any way they can.
I need help beautiful people. I have been in the UK for almost 6 months now and I have been trying to get a job without success. Initially I wanted a job in accounting field which I studied in school but at this point, I just want to earn income and create value. I have three years of banking operations and very little accounting experience as I barely worked 3 months in a finance company back in Nigeria.
I have attended several interviews too but always get the regret mail which honestly speaking is really depressing. What kind of jobs can you recommend that l look for now and where or how do I apply. I don't want to remain idle in this last month of the year please. I am on a tier 2 dependent visa.

Aphrodite007 Lexusgs430 fatima04 justwise and every other person. Thanks in advance.

In addition to all what have been said....go on to indeed.com, hays, reed. Search for jobs like Accounts payable specialist, Account assistant, Account Officer or any of the variation.

Review the requirements posted under each job advert one after the other and google how to do each one of them; Do that continuously for few weeks. You will get the drift and would start to make sense to you.
Go to youtube and search for what it entails to perform each role, what accounting package you need to know such as SAP, Oracle, Sage etc

Do that everyday like your life depends on it; when you jam interviews again, you would know what to talk about.

Vanity upon vanity

That was how David Cameron went to holy Ghost festival in London shouting daddy GO. Gullible naija people were shouting hallelujah thinking the guy would be a regular at Jesus house.

The bros went to the Sikh temple the following day dancing like a deranged rabbit.

If you believe Kanye is born again, you really need advanced deliverance.

Southsky:
That won't be a problem at all. I can easily pay its worth in stock fish if you want

Na to dey smell like stock fish around hospital ward be that.

Congrats bro. Welcome to the land of milk and honey

Zangazanga:
I'll pick the 15m, get a visa and relocate to Canada. It's our national cake.

Sense won't kill me.

Naija and fraud is like 5 and 6. The option is to pick one.

Mellady:
Please has anyone purchased a shared ownership property before? I plan on buying a 50% shared ownership flat in London and selling it after 5 years, has anyone sold a shared ownership flat before? Is it easy to find a buyer?

I am sure there are restriction clauses embedded in the property contracts that would prevent you from selling. Please check well before diving in.

I know for sure with help to buy, you can let out the house, you can't sell, or buy a new property until you finish paying back the help to buy loan.