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Why are people pissed off they by this ban? So, people are still planning to go to China even with coronavirus ravaging them?

IyaTola:
Let me analysis the far reaching effect of the #OkadaBan and Keke to Nigerians.

1. Increase in Crime Rate.
2. Increase in cost of living
3. Loss of lives during an emergency.
4. Low sale of Fuel for Filling Stations.
5. No more sale Vulcanizers
6. Increase in Lateness to work

Mcoluomo will get more money

pweetyjaay:
Hi all,
I’m new to this forum.
My passport expires at the end of May and I have plans to got to Nigeria from 13th to 19th of May. Do I have to renew my passport before travelling or I have to wait till it expires to renew it ?

Just take your passport to Nigeria, renew and get it before coming back.

erico2k2:
In 9ja its Cash b4 Card.Abroad ie Europe. Card then cash

greggng:
I don't know the type of atm you are using ...mine will give you cash first and you will see some command to continue afresh or exit....if you fail to follow those command ur card will remain there untill such command are activated...,I believe that was exactly what hapoened yesterday....I am not the type that come online to give fake news...

WalkerMichael:
I'm Not sure you're in Nigeria or a Nigerian bro.

In that case, all the developers that wrote the codes, and testers are idiots.

greggng:
I love women but I am afraid 80 percent of them are careless. Just yesterday one withdrew money with her atm card and forgot it on the machine. She just took the money and left ...I was trying to insert mine , it couldn't enter ...,so I had to run after her to notify her....she just came back without even saying thank you ....keep butting chewing gum like professional Olosho . They will board public transport , they most left something behind....either a bag full of their expired pants or make up ....I pity the kind of children such careless people will give birth to

Bro I dont believe this story. ATMs are programmed to give the card first before dispensing cash. If they don't do it in that sequence, most people will just do their transactions and leave the card there. However, what is most common is people leaving their cash on the machine after their transaction. The machine has also been programmed to pull back the cash after few minutes and credit the card back. I am not sure about Naija's ATMs sha.

@OP, it's not the fault of the bank you're careless with your card. They wouldnt refund you. You can go to Alieexpress support to stop the order.

Hiking tariffs of products they don't provide.. Hallmark of a shithole

Olamide is nowhere to be found

If he talking about leke, that one is already hellbound

Village people probably opened his book.

If they are grumbling, just show them some pictures.

If those Igbo traders don't bring it, Chinese contractors will bring it here themselves.

umarwy:
Hello, I need small clarification please.

After I complete online application and pay for passport renewal what next?

the instrcution given are to take printed copies of payment, application, acknowlagement and guarantor (this suprised me) to the nigerian consolate.

dont I need an appointment?

am I expected to just show up and be attended to??

thanks

@lagosismyhome @disguy @justwise

If you check the print out very well, you would see your appointment date. Trust naija people to hide it very well.

spacyzuma:
HAHAHA. There's integration and there's unnecessarily punishing my stomach with alien food.

When I was doing a project in suffolk last year, I had no time or space to cook. And there was only so much fish/chips, pizza, chinese and cheesy stuff I could order.
I made arrangements with a Nigerian woman at Ipswich to cook food for me. Every fortnight, I'd drive 3 hrs (to and fro) to collect my jollof rice, fried rice and gizdodo in large containers.

WORTH IT!!!

Bros I would definitely do the same. By the time you eat greens/grass for few weeks, you woukd start fighting cows and rams on open grazing field in your dreams. . mba

fatima04:
Lol, your lafun don spoil am. Pls when you find the good substitute share it

What do you think is the main swallow for Gbegiri? It is originally lafun, cos people of ibadan took it over, that's why they christened it abula

fatima04:
Lol, what you listed here will even discourage us from integrating well well . I am always open to try new things sha but our oga no gree. Beans and Yam wont allow.

Just learnt red lentil is perfect for gbegiri and cheaper, planning to prepare it one and day and pass it as beans

I swear I have had a bowl of soup that tasted like gbegiri. I am still trying to find correct one in asda so that I join ewedu and lafun

Aphrodite007:
Hahaha God forbid

Kilode? Na to dey eat ugwu and egusi you people sabi

Olalekank:
This is so refreshing to read

Yes o

DisGuy:
In that case. Get a central location like London Bridge area very close to rail, tube and bus links and direct hop to naija restaurants central. And to cap it great hotel at the Shard with fine dining options on it's topmost floor

LOL oni yeye ni bobo yii.

DisGuy:
Integration toh bad!! Leaving our carb heavy food hard bro!! Heard there's now cauliflower jollof rice... blown the trumpet already

Imagine going a week without swallow...Home office go hear am

I am guilty as charged. I eat all these rubbish at work like pulled pork, lasagne etc. I mellow and pretend to enjoy, as soon as I get home the kind swallow I dey rush no be here..

jesudaughter:
Ok,

Please can I carry palm oil, Maggi cube, dry and stockfish, garri, beans, beans flour, cocoyam flour etc.

Lmao @ cocoyam.. Sistren wants to bring village to London city.

Tbh, we need to start integrating properly. We should embrace foods like asparagus, sprouts, brocoli and chilli con carne.

Percival9:
Any other hot spanish series
Apart from lacasa de papel,vis a vis & ELITE?

Monarca, authorised living

I can understand her rage.. That mirror could set her back 300k

Living in Nigeria is a very high risk...crazy things like this hardly happen in other parts of the world.

Balenciaga ma wa daran o

What kind of country is this?

STENON:
Its still one of the highest paying jobs in UK.

Mentioning one of the Highest paying jobs doesn't mean top 10 or 20 as some have been posting it here. One of the highest can be top 30 or whatever .

Stacking shelves in tesco would be there as well.

What do you expect the marlian to say

30 human beings.... and no news media anywhere is flooded with this news. The dullard is not even going to cancel his trip.

Lol@ bent me over. This girl has been watching babestation for long

Aphrodite007:
Baba I started fixing PCs when I was a child, I’m not even up to 40.

Try being an obsessed gamer with a broken PC and no google, you will become an Engineer and Wizard overnight.

Nice one.. Super impressed!

kowade:
Someone should please recommend a good south african movie or series .

Agent

Aphrodite007:
I’m pleased to hear this. But please remember that not everyone has quick assimilation skills like your friend. Even me that have been in IT for 21 years now, I avoid some areas like a plague (e.g data).

Wow 21 years!....You're a guru o

LagosismyHome:
my family person is in not from an IT background from Nigeria but i have advised him to start MSC this January in information security , we looked at cyber security as well.... So the plan i have for him is what i will share with you . Cyber is better then Pm just (from a saturation perspective,There are way more PM everywhere) but UK is still about relevant work experience . That year of masters dont just attend classes and go home. Map out a plan on how you will build "that relevant work" experience. Go and look at job description and learn those .... Once you can get that relevant experience on your CV then that helps . Degree on MSC will hardly be enough

Information Security = Cybersecurity....People use the latter cos it sounds posh