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Lol, lol and another lol. A moment of clarity, if you please:

#1. I never called you out. I do not/never considered you a battle cat, since you expressed from the start you don't battle and you don't like it because yada yada yada. . .long thing.

#2. I have every right as everyone to state my mind. That's why this place is a forum, public at that.

As you're consistently trying to impose as a fact your dislike/conviction against/for rap battles, why shouldn't i express my right to disagree. . .or is anything contrary to what u say now anathema?

#3. As i said before, your opinion stays your opinion, same goes for everyone including me, no one's saying you shouldn't give "advice". . . .just don't demonise what i and others like doing when u're "advising". . .your choice really, if you do, i'm afraid i'll disagree again

#4. Lol, i don't have my hands full enough, there's still room enuff for mcs who want it. You want some? Kindly gimme your number and step in line. . .let me see, hmmm, you should be Victim tag 100. . .

Bleh, only those with a pre-over bloated ego and hidden agenda create animosity. Don't castigate or demonise Battle Rap simply because you don't like it. Your opinions stay your opinions, they are not and don't see them as facts.


@ Hybrid:

nice verse bro. . .was just coming from a fellowship of sorts, gathering kinda. . .i could tell you were inspired. Biggest props to the Lord for that. Peace. . .

@ samir,

yeah, i noticed the toon some weeks ago. Nice graphics, has this anime feel to it, but i haven't really sat down to watch it. Once put it to Cartoon Network to watch FF, had my Aunt screaming i should return it to AFMAG. . . . .Jesus i hate that channel

Pandora? I thought they had run down and gone defunct? I've been trying to subscribe/contact 'em, all in vain.

@ samir101ng:

the G-man's been busy doing ish in skul so each time i visit this site, it's usually the Music section. But upon seeing this shit, Jesus *starts to prance, fuming in anger* why? Why do them SAns love to put Nigerians especially anime ones like us in a bloody fix?? Fa Christ's sake, WE make the bulk of customers, hell, they should kissing our ass more than their country!

RRRAAAAAAARRRRGGH!!!

Who wants some? The 'smith's on fire! Jesus, where 'em cats at?! Get at me!!

Lol, nice one digi, nice. . .never knew u could spit as well. . .

Lol, welcome back Hunnid, how's Boogie1 and the gang?

PS: if u're wondering who this is, it's gbade. x a.k.a Darque. . .

Can't we have it here like the others are doing?

LMAO @ Po Deep!

Check,

My feet tastes the ground in the city of Lagos/
death's the order o' the day when u livin' in Chaos/
from the seedy hate to the city rage/
livin' mouth to hand screamin' "gimme plates!"/
popo commit extra-judicials when the hollow-tips fly/
popos we depise, while street thugs blow the spliff high/
back home, you always watch your back homes/
never dream u git love/street thugs clap domes/
push shanks n steel enuff to crack bones/
on wax, i drop a sweet 16, but the sweet 16s give heartaches on street 16/
kids rarely listen but the ears sing when the steel glistens/
day we hustlin', by night we bubblin'/
throw dice at the street corners, playa cards be shufflin'/
hour mornin' rush with the danfos and taxis/
molues on a high speed chase, conductors cuss and blast thee/
peeps pick errwhere for homes and build shanties/
get at that last corner where fellas light that ease up/
**. . . . .shit damn, about to have class, maybe later i'ma spark the re-up!/

@ Po Deep,

i dunno man, shit's really hectic down 'ere. Even had a test yesterday. . .impromptu shit. . .been hittin' the books and some 'cause we been rushed thru ish, December is it. How's the fort at home? Holla @ flex and B.c for me, will ya?

By the way, get ur ass down here and do some battling. . .get it crackin' bro. . .

Where errbody at? Who's up for some? tianshie, mailmalc, p_lo, Rapsody (hehehe )? Anybody? AAAAARRRGGGH, the Wordsmith's on fire!!!!!!!

Like i once told you bolaji, i don't battle fools. . . .and i think the same goes for the people you mentioned. . .

Before i post my verse to Malthuss, i gotta say something. . .

PO DEEP, i know you're reading this. Get yo' ass down here and battle. . .enough of that "not in the mood" BS, stir that shit like we used to do it on AHH back then, let's get it crackin'. . .

Now, back to Malthuss. . .here's some pain medicine>>

@ Malthuss:

What's this? puny Mal dares come against the Wordsmith?/
this ain't Busta, i don't love my bitch but still i let him talk shit/
ain't gay, but this gay i tek-spray/
slay with that bloody fray, have his chick scream "yay!"/
lyrically i remain flawless, ur remains more or less on the floorbed/
with an epistle that reads "here lies Malthuss whom the Wordsmith murketh"/
16+ bars of heat proves to be a fresh grave//u best laid/
your wackness' a put down, you get no leverage/
the 'smith spits so toxic, gbade a walking biohazard causing wreckage/
verbally i stays a criminal savage//with that lyrical carnage/
throw 'em punches hard enough to cause infinitesmal damage/
u're lyrically deficient, you lack the vitamins like Citrus/
bitch pause, u see slut//never u put the Wordsmith to the test like litmus/
had to school u real quick since the Public System failed you/
lock u in this bars, ain't no chance anyone gon' bail you/
the Word spits so hazardous, create that unrest like the South South/
the empty barrels u keep shooting are evidences of ur loud mouth/
execute with finesse, the Wordsmith 'x's so impartial/
Malthus woke this giant, so i'ma put this bitch to rest like inertia*/
Malthus better switch aid, better yet with a clique aid/
but the Word still slices when he switchs to a switchblade/
get this bitch laid//slice deep n dice thick, leavin' u with a stitch face/
gbade comes full throttle, show u what a lyrical tek do/
the Word in the corner, better stay strapped like a Gold Circle*/

aaah tianshie, that old time battle cat, welcome back bro. . .

Hmm, you want a pairing eh? How about pairing with the 'smith for old time's sake. . .we could make it a "Gbade vs Tianshie" Part2 or something. . .let's get it cracking like fireworks!

wetin man pikin no go see for dis Nairaland. . .

Screw your ban (i'm not even going to mention your name, it's not worth it).

@ Simmy:

This ain't Sesame stupid, those nursery rhymes i can't help but smile at u/
i bring myself so low. . .oh well, better call this child abuse/
even if i was siamese, i still wouldn't think twice/
pick a slick knife, then i slice this bitch nice/
put u over my knee, spank this brat 'til he screams "Abba Father!"/
u see me see wahala, but then we see simmy's cadaver/
offer a 3 course plate to Zeph and Maverik for judge reviews/
the verdict; "a steamin' carcass the Word brings with a savour u can't refuse"/
u ain't worth a dime son, you's nothing but loose change/
c'mon h* smile//u's a low life best at the bottom of the food chain/
with my piss and shit as your diet/
u cry best//when u get floored while the 'smith remains the flyest/

*phew*, sorry i haven't been here all this while, just got time to whip some up. Here goes. . .

@ Hybrid,

Now the 'smith cocks guns//the result? you get lost on. . ./
. . .a weekend, like choppers i hover (HOVA) over ur carcass, u's a Lost One/
the Word be that psychic sickness, fortell ur doom whenever i breed illness/
i make Hybrid dig less, with his remains on a 1+5 feet deepness/
i drop that shit so sick, i write my verses on toilet paper/
(w)rap it up like Christmas packages and hurl at this hater/
even if this bitch gets signed by UEFA, u still ain't in my League*/
the hybrid u are, u must have been born with a minus rib/
u blow-a-head//then go ahead to sue Eve/
what that schmuck is so wrong with Adam?/
if i were him, i'll borrow a piece from the future and make it go "Ka-Blam!"/
my piece was on vacation, i never lost that gat/
Calvary's on the highway son, but never you cross my path/
just let me find that tool then i let the tool find you/
this chicken's scared//i let the crimson red blind you/
my versatility//brings about that lethal verbal fatality/
i break bread with the divine, you's just a mere carnality/
took u a whole week to come up with that weak ish/
B please//u get worn down like h*s doing a strip tease/
i'm done with this f*cked up hybrid, c'mon don't blush so cold girl/
what a trans-hybrid, i guess you wanted the best of both worlds/

@ young_digi:

Kai, konji no good o! guy, no be so life be. . .your blood hot pass gigolo own, cool down! abi kin fun e l'omo k'ara e wale ni abi bawo lo tin se e? Ogbeni, shirale o, ko sare w'opolo fun ra e!

*starts to prance up n down*

ooh dammit! Not when i was about to drop a bomb on Hybrid and simmy!

@ young_digi:

your blood still dey hot? make u baff use cold water, im fit be say better konji dey catch u. I understand, boys gas sh'omo on a skentro level men . . . . .

On a serious note though, i didn't mean to offend anyone with my previous post; remember that statement about a thousand miles? Yes, naija artistes make low revenue on cd sales, point of correction -most times, it's them bootlegs that go for 150, originals sell at that rate sometimes, but some 'em cats go at 250 upwards. . .the fact still remains they still make revenue from it whether low or high, encourage rather than kill that source. Haven't been there, not entirely sure but Gino should have a myspace page, prolly you should search and check it out.

PS: FYI, my Gino album's original, so is most, if not all naija albums i buy
And about that "onyoshi" nonsense, abeg na Ughelli abi Umuahia u from come?

Aah! It's good to be back after some time! Sickness got me down. . .had a relapse, stabbed classes and had to get treatment at the clinic. Better now though (thank GOD! ).

@ hybrid,

man, shit's not been easy dawg, juggling academics, spittin' that good ish, recovering from that dumbass malaria (heck, got me writing gospels again and some of that positive ish, thinkin' about the divine, yhwh, u know the deal ), macking that good-looking honey in class (damn, shorty's kicking it real good !! )

i see you've thrown a flame @ me, will reply soon.

@ zephyr and Maverick,

'sup fellas, howzit been going? I see simmy threw a first at me before hybrid, but i'll mos def reply the hybrid first then go after simmy. . .

Bolaji, shut your yap and go drink akamu or something. . .or better still, go battle some wack mc like yourself. . .

@ zephyrr:

hold up, i'm a lil' bit confused here. . .am i not supposed to go against Menike on a second round? 'cause i've seen a lotta cats going second rounds. . .

@ bolajiboak:

you were never considered or regarded in the tourney 'cause u're too damn wack, therefore whatever you say doesn't count. As a matter of fact, you're seen as a nuisance and an error by ALL. Let's hold a poll and you'll see for yourself that everybody wants you the bloody hell out of this thread. dude, stop trolling the thread, if you're so "ill", then why don't you open your own thread and leave this one be?

@Maverik,

welcome doe, please disregard whatever the clown bolaji says, he's a nuisance everybody has to deal with.
About the battle, like errone said please analyse every detail. . .good luck.

@ bolajiboak:

you were never considered or regarded in the tourney 'cause u're too damn wack, therefore whatever you say doesn't count. As a matter of fact, you're seen as a nuisance and an error by ALL. Let's hold a poll and you'll see for yourself that everybody wants you the bloody hell out of this thread. dude, stop trolling the thread, if you're so "ill", then why don't you open your own thread and leave this one be?

@Maverik,

welcome doe, please disregard whatever the clown bolaji says, he's a nuisance everybody has to deal with.
About the battle, like errone said please analyse every detail. . .good luck.

@ bolajiboak:

you were never considered or regarded in the tourney 'cause u're too damn wack, therefore whatever you say doesn't count. As a matter of fact, you're seen as a nuisance and an error by ALL. Let's hold a poll and you'll see for yourself that everybody wants you the bloody hell out of this thread. dude, stop trolling the thread, if you're so "ill", then why don't you open your own thread and leave this one be?

@Maverik,

welcome doe, please disregard whatever the clown bolaji says, he's a nuisance everybody has to deal with.
About the battle, like errone said please analyse every detail. . .good luck.

hello people,

i've got a friend who's mp3 player says "4gb" but can only take up to 128mb thereabout. each time we check properties on the PC, ity signifies that same "4gb", i've tried formatiing and formatting all to no avail. please what do i do?

@ zephyr,

well, what about my battle with Menike? do we still need to go another round? pls reply soon. . .

Sorry, i don't battle fools. . .

@ young_digi:

Screw that. If you like vex make your blood hot, nobody send you. I still insist uploading a WHOLE album is shitty as per it's detrimental to the artiste himself. Haba, u no wan make im chop. There should be other ways of getting his album, or at least some of his songs. That attitude's typically Nigerian - awoof l'omo. If u'd asked for a coupla songs, that is still considerable. . .but a WHOLE effin' album? C'mon! u wan make ur garri sweet, na so u kon dey pour san san for anoda man garri. Guy man, use your church mind think am.

Exactly the point - since u're so "ill", leave this thread alone, create yours and start posting your "sick" lines.

Exactly the point - since u're so "ill", leave this thread alone, create yours and start posting your "sick" lines.