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On a serious note now bolajiboak, don't you have something doing? Don't you have a job or something? Don't you get the message clear? NOBODY WANTS YOU AROUND HERE. You are destroying the original purpose of this thread with your retarded and imbecilic posts/verses, heck 90% of them are stolen rhymes- i double dare you to deny it. You keep trolling this thread , and it's irritating reading any of your posts. . .

@ young_digi and all,

NO! How about supporting your local artistes by buying their albums instead of rippin' of them?!

@ young_digi and all,

NO! How about supporting your local artistes by buying their albums instead of rippin' of them?!

@ Menike,

Say what? the Wordsmith versus Menike?/
rephrase that; it's gon' be menike in need of medic-aid/
gbade that old battle cat, go way back like the relic age/
Obits would read "Menike got stomped by the Word into an early grave"/
see the Word's got a thing for punchlines, i use 'em to slack jaws/
the guns don't clap dawg, they give a round applause/
i cook that beef nice, then i let that red juice ooze/
come wild off the head like a screw's loose/
when this head spits tight off the dome, i make this puss loose/
on wax, the 'Smith's got a killer instinct, i flip modes like Busta/
i busta clip with less strength i muster to crush ya/
Gbade the untouchable, come get some and u get burnt/
make this silly pussy bleed like it's that time of the month/
the clips in full//lyrically have u split in two/
the Common factor's we all see the Bitch in You/
tsk, coming at me with those lame arrows, that crap attack still is wack/
the Wordsmith stays fly as Sparrows, u still ain't Jack/
Menike murkin' the Word? ROF, bitch please/
i let that ease flow with that trig squeeze/
u can ask Steve Jobs, i got that big Mac/
sit back//peel backs with that Klik Klak/
i'm like this// ; a cobra wit enuff venom to spite this. ./
. . .wack mc, give menike's ass a passmark wit me nikes/
slice and dice with glee while menike screams for mercy/
the 'Smith's such a ruthless mofo, a murda session it was gents, merci/

@ Menike,

Say what? the Wordsmith versus Menike?/
rephrase that; it's gon' be menike in need of medic-aid/
gbade that old battle cat, go way back like the relic age/
Obits would read "Menike got stomped by the Word into an early grave"/
see the Word's got a thing for punchlines, i use 'em to slack jaws/
the guns don't clap dawg, they give a round applause/
i cook that beef nice, then i let that red juice ooze/
come wild off the head like a screw's loose/
when this head spits tight off the dome, i make this puss loose/
on wax, the 'Smith's got a killer instinct, i flip modes like Busta/
i busta clip with less strength i muster to crush ya/
Gbade the untouchable, come get some and u get burnt/
make this silly pussy bleed like it's that time of the month/
the clips in full//lyrically have u split in two/
the Common factor's we all see the Bitch in You/
tsk, coming at me with those lame arrows, that crap attack still is wack/
the Wordsmith stays fly as Sparrows, u still ain't Jack/
Menike murkin' the Word? ROF, bitch please/
i let that ease flow with that trig squeeze/
u can ask Steve Jobs, i got that big Mac/
sit back//peel backs with that Klik Klak/
i'm like this// ; a cobra wit enuff venom to spite this. ./
. . .wack mc, give menike's ass a passmark wit me nikes/
slice and dice with glee while menike screams for mercy/
the 'Smith's such a ruthless mofo, a murda session it was gents, merci/

@ Menike,

Say what? the Wordsmith versus Menike?/
rephrase that; it's gon' be menike in need of medic-aid/
gbade that old battle cat, go way back like the relic age/
Obits would read "Menike got stomped by the Word into an early grave"/
see the Word's got a thing for punchlines, i use 'em to slack jaws/
the guns don't clap dawg, they give a round applause/
i cook that beef nice, then i let that red juice ooze/
come wild off the head like a screw's loose/
when this head spits tight off the dome, i make this puss loose/
on wax, the 'Smith's got a killer instinct, i flip modes like Busta/
i busta clip with less strength i muster to crush ya/
Gbade the untouchable, come get some and u get burnt/
make this silly pussy bleed like it's that time of the month/
the clips in full//lyrically have u split in two/
the Common factor's we all see the Bitch in You/
tsk, coming at me with those lame arrows, that crap attack still is wack/
the Wordsmith stays fly as Sparrows, u still ain't Jack/
Menike murkin' the Word? ROF, bitch please/
i let that ease flow with that trig squeeze/
u can ask Steve Jobs, i got that big Mac/
sit back//peel backs with that Klik Klak/
i'm like this// ; a cobra wit enuff venom to spite this. ./
. . .wack mc, give menike's ass a passmark wit me nikes/
slice and dice with glee while menike screams for mercy/
the 'Smith's such a ruthless mofo, a murda session it was gents, merci/

@ tianshie,

ah-ha! I knew you'd drop some H-Bomb sooner or later! Now where the hell you been all this while?! Come partake in this slugfest, me's been having some fleshy carcass at my disposal

@ Hybrid,
what it do, homes? See you still schoolin' 'em wacks, recuperating, just feelin' weak and some shitty coughing. . .

@ zepphyr,

ay p, howzit goin'? I've gotta object about something. I believe the battle "Malthuss vs Paddy_lo" was a draw, and there should be a second round just like the other battles were. . .

@ all esp. Menike,

sorry i haven't dropped mine. I've been down with malaria since yesterday. Will drop very soon.

@ HYBRID:

what it is, pimpin'? Studies are cool. . . .been sharpening my battle axe as well as my macking skills . . .shorty in class gotta body kickin' better than black belts. . .

Happy Birthday, JDUCK!

Save me some cake son, will ya?

@ cgift:

Omo, that Reverend Father abi na Priest na strong man! Im be eleshin , just imagine say make i go do confession make i kon dey tell am about d craw craw i get for yansh. . .

@ cgift:

Omo, that Reverend Father abi na Priest na strong man! Im be eleshin , just imagine say make i go do confession make i kon dey tell am about d craw craw i get for yansh. . .

dey tear thia yansh, continue pilgrim, nothing do u, o l'enu. . .abi u no understand?

come where Obiageli dey now? Abeg do quick answer those kweshuns. . .

@ mrpataks,

omo, na here u dey? How far now?!! Omo, things ah pretty gwan for this area! Nothing do you, sha!

@ errone,

where menike at? Man, i'm itching to drop some. Menike, what it is bro? Let's do this dawg. . .

@ naijafan,

what it is, playa? You battling? How about showing 'em new cats how it's done. . .

Menike, you down? Let's show this ones how we do it back in the days. . .

@ Malthuss:

*sheathes lyrical saber*

@ Afrocynic:

thanks, lol. I'd readily admit u kept me anxious to know what u were gon' spit next since i had never battled you. Lol, and don't mind me with the reference to your gender. . .i'm not gender-biased. Gotta give u props for holding your fort down. My best verse of yours? I think it's the first, runner up 2nd. . .u had it pounding. . .

@ Malthuss:

oh, in due time. . .in due time, shall it be. It's guaranteed me and you are gon' cause another nuclear war. . .

@ naijafan,

keep spittin' that ish real slick. . .the battle axe is still sharp as ever.

@ menike,

what it do, homes? Been some time you've been on this boards. . .*sigh*, you know how we do it. . .gotta slay and spray 'em mcs. Good to know you got our back, keep it illin', pimpin'. . .

@ thecolonel,

where u been, dude? Damn, y'all old time cats coming at the right time. Hope u're back for gud.

@ paddy_lo,

what it do homes? Been a long time. . .been tryna save some of 'em wack mcs for ya, dem boku like tilapia for agboju market. . .

Aight, kgoddie wants a piece of me he'll get it. But in the mean time, i'm sending an IV to MALTHUS. . .we have unfinished business. . .

@ Afrocynic:

Now i rule this. . .//shit. . .with an iron fist, i fool this. . ./
. . .b*tch, ask Craig David, i was born to do this/
lungs choking//guns smoking with that Klik Klak/
one question Afro- don't u ever get tired of the bitchslap?/
mic check//spit the word out, lyrical muscles i flex/
in fly text// 'Cynic gon' be the next corpse to lie next/
yeah, you damn right i got probs with your gender/
come again, don't you also have probs with your gender?/
sure thing ma, NipTuck's got a date with you on the calendar/
lyrically leave Afro so bleeped up, peops gon' think the Word's a multiple sex offender/
never you provoke the 'Smith, this shit's uncalled for/
Bleep a Thesaurus, you's the definition of a bitch on all fours/
don't get it twisted, Gbade doesn't hate women/
u see man//i just hate a wannabe with a makeshift hymen/
so now//the crown stays on the dome now/
i sit on the throne now//eat u till there's nothing left and spit your bones out/
*belch!* i'm so sorry, i gotta bad habit. . ./
. . .of dropping wack mcs, since i come dope like crack addicts/
got u salivating at max, 'cause ur spit ain't tight/
left you for dead, 'cause your shit ain't right/*
since ur name's Afro, you don't get a clean shave with death/
you get a neat cut, with a hole 6ft beneath the earth/

@ naijafan,

*sigh* what can i say? So many wack mcs spittin' that wack BS. . .totally disgusting, only a few notable ones come ill.

@ Afrocynic,

lol, where u so nervous you had to type that silly post of yours up there? Lol, you're beginning to sound irrational - you first posted ur verse, i duly replied. . . .you posted ur second, i posted mine, now u're busy foaming at the mouth, ranting. What do u expect to do? It's a battle, silly. . .the 'smith is known to come relentless on a battle, it's not my fault you're way way below and damn wack in comparison.

PS: i did ask a friend about our verses. His reply? You should stick to the Poetry/Spoken Word. . .

@ Dios :

on a serious note son, you really need to learn how to talk. Your outbursts to say the least, are infantile, immature and childish- all in one, to say the least.

You can put your points across without all the insults and "i hate u Christians and your God" blah blah.

Breathe easy on these boards. . .

Lol @ david. . .

You know, i've been thinking about this write-up way way back. Truth is, no one's interested in the Scriptures. . .everyone wants something. . .something like succour to deal with the daily hardships they face, this is in respect to naija. The result? Materialism is emphasised instead of the core messages.

Nowadays, i'm pretty selective about the churches/fellowships i go to especially in school (since i don't give a rat's ass about this denominational crap). If i see there's more emphasis on "prosperity", "my God is a God of dollars" - i start to get wary of the church and it's more advisable u move out.

Dude, just shut your yap. . .can't you see it dammit, no one's feeling you on this thread. Take a hike and beat it, YOU ARE JUST PLAIN WACK. Face it. . .you're wasted, heck, you had to steal rhymes to join this ish, IF YOU KNOW U DIDN'T STEAL RHYMES, I DOUBLE DARE YOU TO DENY IT. . .wackass mofo. . .

Please, drop. . .let's see the "good shit" you will drop. . .

- bolaji
bjpumpin - my flows are so retarded

ROFLMAO, at least we now know you acknowledge u're actually retarded. . .

Jesu, which kain craze person be this? Seriously bolajiboak, have u ever considered Yaba Left? I heard they've got new pairs of strait jackets, better get one while stocks last. . .

When next you want "contributions", don't go around hurling words like "Dumb".

Exactly what i was trying to bring out in your post. The dumbness of it. And yes, you've seen something like that written before because i was the one that wrote it to showcase another dumb post just like yours.

You sound even more retarded than the last time. . . Jesus, don't you take your pills no more?

Sure thing, UFOs exist and last night i was in Teletubbie Land rolling up some and smoking that spliff with Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Lala and Po. . .

@ Afrocynic,

Yeah, the Word stays the illest//the meanest/
none handles that mic with that finesse/
you gotta problem with the Word? I let the verb do it/
ain't gotta problem coming dope, i let the herb do it/
on a battle, i don't play nice, gbade known as a roughneck/
this p*ssy mc's been on my d*#k so long, i don't even feel my third leg/
u want some perspective? nah i make u lose focus/
swarm and devour this weak cat like the locust/
keep yappin' that wack shit, i'ma put u on menu-pause/
go ahead n blow me//u don't flow free, u done reached menopause/
you outclass me? ROFL, gbade a rap scholar wit competition unfound/
u get a Degree for being a blow mistress since u C*UM LAUDE (c*um loud)/
quit spittin' them retarded rhymes, you come short of spiteful/
sit you down and teach you what a mic do/
i'm the teacher, u's the pupil like the dot in your eye/
meet u at every move get caught in surprise/
talking about outrappin' the Word, fool i'm AD u's nothing but BC/
u got gender probs, have u askin' whether u's a she-he or a he-she/
Battle's over, the 'smith just lyrically commited murda with that clip-busting/
better get yourself some toothpaste, your spits are disgusting/*

I'm beginning to get pissed by this bolaji idiot. Dude, just shut the hell up and leave this thread be. . .bloody wack mofo. . .

as usual. . .they just pack up and we never hear about them anymore. na so them Pandora mofos do, don't even know wwhat's the stats on Imperial. . .