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mailmalc:
H.J, Streetwise, Wordsmith, Alexpissu, Malthus make your pick

lol, *sigh* been long i've done some sparing. . . .

kaydee:
@ Wordsmith

Where tha F**k hav U been?

lol, been hustlin' that bread, now back in school. . . .

ROOTTFFLMAAOOOO!!! i just read through this. . . . . bolaji, o gbadun

as in, you don mad finally

I think Streetwise had this.


Opener - Street mos def had this:

I whirl in like a hurricane. . slashin d plane/ so vanish or pray/but don't get carried away
cuz I could staple a calendar to ya skull. . . . and u still wont carry d day

Multies - Ibime

They’re begging me to spare the heathen/ cos this isn’t fair and even/
So abort any thought of winning. . . it doesn’t bare conceiving!/

He’s clearly leaving/ here this evening/ barely breathing/
He’s near conceding . . . cos I’ll only take minutes. . . to chair this meeting!/

I just broke ya jaw/ and raised the roof. . . to expose ya flaw/
How many mics do I eat on a daily?. . . you know The Score!/

Metaphors - i believe this was a tie

Diss/Personals - Streetwise had this again.

mess your offences/ my fist hit fast like a bundle of blessings
till your so bleeped. . . u'll masturbate on ya eyes, ears and nose. . . but still won't come to ya senses

mess U vets. . Im sicker dan ya animals/ eat up cannibals/ and let yo wear d skin
den rip ya bones out ya body. . . and play tic tac toe. . . on ya X-O skeleton
Our last battle was binary. . . I got Ohhs and won, so snap out ya trance
U?. . pass my stance?. . dats like lame gamblers still thinkin they stand a chance

mess ya bastard plans/ ya flows only test waters
Then branch out. . . when I dice ya face in 4. . . and send u to head-quarters

Punchlines - lol, slim but i think Street had this again

mess your offences/ my fist hit fast like a bundle of blessings
till your so bleeped. . . u'll masturbate on ya eyes, ears and nose. . . but still won't come to ya senses

mess ya bastard plans/ ya flows only test waters
Then branch out. . . when I dice ya face in 4. . . and send u to head-quarters

Closer - Ibime, no doubt

I just broke ya jaw/ and raised the roof. . . to expose ya flaw/
How many mics do I eat on a daily?. . . you know The Score!/

yep, i get it crackin' like a bone fracture/
elevate heads like a soul rapture/
'Smith in and out like a quickie/
gives wacks ones a quick fix//rip mics with a sick twist/
heads bobbin' similar to drunks durin' hangovers/
a mic in my hand and slain mcs by my feet the least of manoveurs/
hustle that cake errday, i'm gettin' bread like the feast of Passover/*


. . . . . just some i cooked up at the mo'. 'sup 'Brid, Malthuss, Alexpissu, Mailmalc, tianshie?

Ok, i'm back in this mutha. . . and do i have to bring sanity to these boards. a day or so, the thread was re-opened and you cats are at each other's throats. . .

@ stillwater,

ever heard of Demon Hunter, or Underoath or Living Memoriam? they are all Christian heavy metal rockers.

and not forgetting August Burns Red. . .

@ Ibime,

Ibime dissin' me. . . i view that as flattery/
gbade comes charged like duracells, have this bitch suing for battery/*
this LovePeddler knows the drill like new recruits/
salute the general, this corporal nothing but a see-through/ 
battle me and you ignite a curse/
'Smith rewrites a verse, right after i'll be right at your hearse/
this sucka ain't got the heart, you need a transplant/
this he gettin' all she-she. like a trans and. . ./
you could spit your best, i'm the better hand/
you can ask Jackson, your punches like his crib. . .they never land/*
better spit your best son, guaranteed i'll kill the next one/
my delivery on point, this B got no other option than C-sections/
seeing you's nuthin' but a p*ssy, well Bleep it/*
your verses guaranteed to be lame, but you'd still kick the bucket/

sorry fellas for the late reply, it may be this way along the week but ima try and squeeze in time. but err, Ibime, how do you want the battle? selected judges or open?

aight had to modify the message. . .

rules - we go three rounds.5 votes, 3 - 0's a knockout.




since you shit-talk with 2 holes, i rip you an extra wit 3 exits/
this wack mc i burn in degrees like a B.Sc/
i'm of the squad of the elite/
Ibime only a quack of the mere like/
wanabe mc, you's a trash-talker from the heart/
i trade bars with finesse,gbade a mad hustler from the start/



aight. . .warming up, still flexin' em, lol.

On second thought. . .

how about here. . . .

i need to spar. . . .

the elite, where are you?

hmmm. . . ok, some steam off. mild though that ^^ was. . .

ok, had to let loose some steam, school's been gettin' in ma brain. so ofoka. . .you don't mind me using you for target practice, do ya?

you sought a star, i wrought a scar/
have the ret with his hands up like the doors of a car/
you saw the omen//when i dropped bombs at the spur of the moment
your clones feel the loss wit that cold lead//bolaji only a slut to this old vet/
let me see. . .my pedigree similar to my legacy/
hatas bitch and in pendin' weeks still couldn't negate me/
i'm the boss of this dyke//u get tossed off witout might. . ./
. . .when i spit a verse on the mic and flow like the burst of a pipe/
see i cross paths with the Divine, i'm of the likeness/
i like less a mic jest//you's a bi-sex whose only option is to hide best/
spit a coupla . . .//grip at your jugular/
bring out your troubled heart//verses similar to gamepads, 'Smith toggles bars/
rest assured//you're shown death or war/
the best on board//strike deep when we go un guarde/
an mc you wish you was, the fact was you wished/
my gat talks, you bleed//better get back-up you bitch/
the facts talk who's sick//ma love-vendor hand at the ready lest you backtalk you shit/

@ ofokasibe

that retard thinkin' he dissed me hard/
'Smith slit this gay and had him dismissed with disregard/
these wack one seeks a lesson. . ./
verbally, i stick and bless em, with a 'Smith n Wesson/
a sick obsession when i spit wit quick agression/
grip his neck in less than sixty seconds/
rip tha chest off this weak contestant. . ./
give your spine more twists than oliver/
you and ur clones seek a war, well i'm a LovePeddler seeker/
squeeze slugs out they shells like sea shores/
'Smith that sick thug that fell this bitch LovePeddler/



. . . that was for disrepectin', and i ain't even in the mood. don't tempt me,

@ Sharon,


lol, little man over here is pure amusing. . .

dude, everytime you spew garbage on these threads, you remind me of bolajibaok. as a matta o' fact, the both of you (and the rest of the retarded clones) have striking similarities. always bitching after you get your sorry asses whooped in battles like whores who didn't get paid in full 

dude, let it sink into the dimness you call a brain - you are wack . you didn't slay anybody other than ofokasibe (whom gave you a retarded comeback for each trash you posted ).

ask any ill battle cat around this site. .they'd tell you my pedigree. every notable/credible tourney i've been, you can't blame me if i don't battle your wack likes. . .


piece of advice midget: simply shut your gapin' hole and elevate. . .

@ Sauron,

more like sore loser. in many ways, you are no different from bolajibaok a.k.a ofokasibe. like i once said, take it like a man. . .or a trans , my verses in each round we went were better and will always be better than the crapola you keep spittin' as verses. how did Talib Kweli put it again? ". . .your verses lack vertebrae. . . "

@ Sharon,

i'm not usually one that brags. but then. . . . drop it anytime, anyday i'd still own you like i did on that battle

set up the thread, if that's what is killing you inside. i'd reply.

@ Sauron;

you know what? to be fair to your sorry ass, how about you take lyrics from our battle (both Rounds 1 & 2) to another site and have them judge them. your case is similar to bolajibaok. after cremating his carcass, dude kept on bitchin' how biased the votes were on NL. he took the battle on AHH, Ibime himself (Spitzofrenik on AHH) voted me the winner in that battle. 

look, dude take it like a man. . .or a trans , you are lyrically weak and at best come up with slightly above average shit at times. like i once told you , "know your role, and your's is on em poles"

go ahead, take the battle to another site, i already know what it is. i won fair and square.

@ Bamsyle and others,

and oh, by the way, here's the link where i handed Sharon his ass on a golden plate : https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-159761.0.html

read and enjoy

from Sauron;

. . . Wordsmith----His wack lyrics on Rap section should tell you what he is about. He doesn't get it.

ROFLMAO, i was only going to read thru this thread, but ok, i'd reply briefly to this. LOL, dude, you've got 99 dumbass posts and all of them are fighting for #1

are you even friggin' serious? me having wack lyrics? the same lyrics i used in the rap section to lacerate your sorry ass in a rap battle eldee organized?

dude, like i once told ofokasibe - "you ain't on my level. . . . .like Quantum shells" . gidit right, you don't see me when it comes to lyricism.

i sense a revival. . . .

@ Sauron,

unlike you, people multi-task. i don't have the time/resources arguing inanities with you. i simply don't do that sh*t, no time inside time. Again, when comparing two or more products, it'd do you a world of good to compare the quality of the products and not the labels. you can at least read, my initial post read :

if you're bored with the immature crap Em churns out on Relapse, a good alternative is Asher Roth. his album, Asleep In The Bread Aisle is arguably a better effort than Relapse. . . .

how does this correlate with the dumbness you put up here:

If he sells 100 million records, it is because he is good. Asher Roth compared to Eminem??

the rest of your post was not worth responding to, so i'll save myself the effort of posting a reply. . .

~Sauron~:
Black judges voted Rhymefest cos Eminem was WHITE.
That issue has been flogged many times.
Jim Iovine was in that Rap Olympic tournament and that was where he introduced Eminem to Dre.

another lame ass excsue every Stan i've come across gives. They hatin' on Slim 'cos his white. like they were hatin' on him on the battles he won. the issue has not been flogged many times, majority of you Stans don't even know about this. as a matter of fact, i brought this piece of information to you on another thread. you never knew about Rhymefest, Otherwize, mc juice whoopin' Eminem in freestyle battles. lol, and this stan tells me i know nowt about rap.

Christ, ignorance can be bliss. . .

~Sauron~:
Eminem's worst track on "Relapse"? We Made You.
How many did it sell? 500,000 copies.

Asher Roth's whole ALBUM.
How many did it sell? 200,000 copies.

lol, now that was plain ass dumb. every serious hiphop head knows album sales don't necessarily/automatically equate to an album's quality. if the reverse was the case, Canibus, Kweli, Immortal Technique would be selling by the millions by each album drop. . . .

@ ice-zik,

i was about asking that question. if you're bored with the immature crap Em churns out on Relapse, a good alternative is Asher Roth. his album, Asleep In The Bread Aisle is arguably a better effort than Relapse. . . .


and oh, besides. . . .

Rhymefest whooped Eminem's ass in a freestyle battle. . .

Third Day

Jeremy Camp

Switchfoot

12 Stones

TobyMac (his is a fusion of rock and rap)


. . .emmm, by the way, does anyone listen to August Burns Red and Living Memoriam? a trial would convince thee. . .

@ them wacks. . . . .

these cats still wack, when i kill that/
back like a relapse// bust three caps at your knee caps/
when i struck wit gats at em weak cats/
infact, that fist impact. . ./
. . .couldn't keep your frame intact/
have a go at these jokes, u can tell how i ribcrack these riff-raffs/





. . . u suckas know thyselves. just a lil' somethin' to keep you faggits moaning. . .

@ Sauron,

looking at that, isn't it most striking that the same reviewer doesn't colour Relapse the same way you've been doing on this thread for the past 3 pages? do you see why i say you base your arguments/judgements usually on sentiments? again, see what sites/magazines whose sole purpose is HIPHOP have to say, not the same iTunes that gave K'Naan's I Come Prepared some shitty good looks, main while, that song's not worthy of note, the same RollingStones that described Kanye's 808's And Heartbreaks as a "classic" (Christ  !). here what they (the sites) have to say. . .


i was on some rap site, tryin' to download a Papoose mixtape. and saw they had uploaded 3 am, We Made You on their site for the listeners to listen and comment about. the same heads anticipating the release of Em's album expressed their dissapointment on the pop-crapiness of those songs. as a matta o' fact, them heads had mostly "WTF??!!" in their comments.

don't get me wrong, this is not to say Relapse doesn't have any good song. it does, with my best being Beautiful, but the album having some good songs doesn't erase the fact that it was generally dissapointing.