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^^Omo na wa o, admin e be like say you gas go do fill in the gaps and Comprehension for Intensive english. No kain, i get d textbook for house, na primary 4 i use am last, ma'a borrow u small. Na so u just read dat bible portion kon add d wan wey no dey thia. na u sabi o. If u don get Baba loke for mind, hw u go fit read dat ting wella? Omo shirale o, efrebor o. . .

On a more serious note though, why talk about a God that you don't believe in as u often say? After all, He's non-existent to you. So why bother? Why go at every length, even bias as shown in the last post- IMHO- to show ur dislike ; if u don't believe in God, then surely u can't dislike what doesn't exist, abi?

^^Omo na wa o, admin e be like say you gas go do fill in the gaps and Comprehension for Intensive english. No kain, i get d textbook for house, na primary 4 i use am last, ma'a borrow u small. Na so u just read dat bible portion kon add d wan wey no dey thia. na u sabi o. If u don get Baba loke for mind, hw u go fit read dat ting wella? Omo shirale o, efrebor o. . .

On a more serious note though, why talk about a God that you don't believe in as u often say? After all, He's non-existent to you. So why bother? Why go at every length, even bias as shown in the last post- IMHO- to show ur dislike ; if u don't believe in God, then surely u can't dislike what doesn't exist, abi?

@ naijafan,

computer science. Registration is a real mutha over here. . .

Yo, somz let's set it off like vivica a. fox/
rappers do what they gotta do to make bucks/
eyes on the green like field grass/
eyes on the scene, hustlas have seen past/
zeros a dream, the reality is u get numbers/
fanatics go commercial just like sex workers/
the phat hype//mind on the money n u backslide/
the glory//the untold story with fans with their hands high/

@ naijafan :

U.I

Honsule, please do tell. . .

Lol @ Rapsody. How bodi?

Lyrically, when i breath on a mic, yours gotta cease/
throw a lotta Ds//BEAT these fools like SWIZZ/
i hold my piece, while you hold your peace/
and that's why//u talk ish and get a black eye/
u've lost leverage lyk u need ta hold a map high/
i cover the distance btw u and ur toilet 'coz u's in deep shit/
the battle axe gleamin', i win 'em in six feats/
3 you beg for mercy, the next 3 you's in six feet/


@ hybrid,

how's that for a opener?

hehehehe. . .i love this thread and all the craze init

@ naijadiva,

no offence, but u made no sense with the post before your last. So because you saw/read Rapsody speak "english" and he's here doing the patwa thing, it's then fake? That's not a good yard stick. Granted, Islander is truly from the islands, but then, doesn't she speak good english as well? What makes you think Rapsody doesn't have it in his heart and not in the lingo as well? I've got a brother who's a massive reggae head, while he can only throw off a few patwa lines off his head, you prolly wouldn't know he loves reggae 'til u know him and discover he's been collecting reggae music since we were lil' kids. Just admit it, u're taking this more personal than you should and i believe Rap never intended it to be this way. . .take it easy, will ya

hehehehe. . .i love this thread and all the craze init

@ naijadiva,

no offence, but u made no sense with the post before your last. So because you saw/read Rapsody speak "english" and he's here doing the patwa thing, it's then fake? That's not a good yard stick. Granted, Islander is truly from the islands, but then, doesn't she speak good english as well? What makes you think Rapsody doesn't have it in his heart and not in the lingo as well? I've got a brother who's a massive reggae head, while he can only throw off a few patwa lines off his head, you prolly wouldn't know he loves reggae 'til u know him and discover he's been collecting reggae music since we were lil' kids. Just admit it, u're taking this more personal than you should and i believe Rap never intended it to be this way. . .take it easy, will ya

No, what he means is getting his sim configured for gprs.

@ mrpataks,

o thou knowest me, sir pataks. It is i, gbade writing words of prose and jest beneath a name given to me.

Where has thy ass been? Thou taketh long leave of this land of naira, a sojourn most prolonged.

@ A40:

LMAO . . . .aaaah, i forgot, it's now all about taking sides. Not to worry me doesn't take sides, i speak with reason and i speak my mind. you see the stupid trend that happens on Nairaland these days is taking sides, and it's perpertrators are the likes of A40, retarded immature brats who had the misfortune of obtaining PCs to vomit bile online. Seems your fingers run faster than your mouth on keyboards, i sure see a lot of lipstick on my screen. Male Hoes United must be paying a lot since you joined A40, taking and administering deliveries from the rear must be a talent A40, u go gurl. . . .err man

@ everyone,

c'mon, you cats are taking this way too personal. . .i mean, it's a thread created for fun people, all these attacking a person is way past it. Just take a chill pill and let it be, e mi o ri si gbogbo iranu yi o

LMAO @ mr mee too, obviously that stupid brat younghoodi or is it youngdice$ or whatever retarded name he calls himself needs some education pretty fast. This is what lack of education a la illiteracy can cause. the result? dumber than dumb posts, even more idiotic statements, and a retarded thought process to add to that.

If i can recall, that fool had the audacity to call we NLers/Africans booty scratchers. This fool's an obviously brainwashed Nigerian spoilt brat living in the States. If that is so, then by default, his parents are bootyscratchers, his ancestors ; the very likeness of apes, and his sis and brothers are creatures not worthy to be classified as animals. Silly Arrow, next don't you ever come to a NIGERIAN forum and utter such BS, ever in your life.

@ somze:

Bannabas gimme stone instead of meat/
na so i give am blow for im teeth/
guy man dey misyarn//i speak my mind/
i tink say ma' risk am//i no wan give am time/
na so dem ban me//can me/last man standin'/
i free am, go chop eba for canteen/
but as a bigger boy//i sign up make bobos still fill my voice/
d guy too dey yarn opaks, make im kill dat noise/
dey form lyk say u no dey shit/
my patience [patients] dey, im Bleep up i go treat/
tink say, as i comot, im do me strong ting/
as per d yarns, omo dat wan na long ting!/


Lol, just felt like writin' some. . .

Lol, actually it's the former. Got my ass banned. . .

hehehehehehe. . . . . . Hybrid has his hands full, lol

@ A40 and Darkness,

just as expected, you retards haven't passed the stage of vomiting bile on threads.

Usually, i don't answer male hoes, but i'll make two of you's case an exception. If you fools simply don't like a thread, then the next thing a sane human would do is simply ignore it. How your idiotic personal attacks have helped in stopping the poster from posting, i don't know. And Darkness, please next time try using that piece of shit that passes for your brain before replying me with insults. Same thing goes for his fellow slowpoke, A40. Silly brats with no home training. . .

Lol, it's gbade. . .

Emm. . . .are you lawyer's assistant at his annex chambers in Yaba left?

Emm. . . .are you lawyer's assistant at his annex chambers in Yaba left?

@ naijafan:

where the schmuck you been, dawg? Longest muh'fuckin' time!!! you back for good? Holla!

*collapses and raises the white flag*


Seriously people, this should be taken just as fun and get along with it. Why the anger and shit-talk from the likes of A40, naija_diva and co.?
You fellas are simply making a mountain out of a molehill. Shut the hell up and get the Bleep off the thread if you don't like its purpose, abi?

ROFLMAO @ pilgrim.1!!!

i never knew thee could rhyme,
a relief o' jest, suffer not thy Catholic brethren to whine,
on this, thy shrewd Wordsmith  delivers a limerick,
a plate o' amala to rhyme with,
plus a foot up Kun's ass with my nikes!!

@ otokx:

lol, easy dude, i was just playin' around. Didn't mean ta derail the thread or anything. This thread just needed some air in it, thaz all

OMG! Heyo is bringing WAR!!!

Hybrid, get your ass over here, this cat's been throwing some sick punches!

OMG! Heyo is bringing WAR!!!

Hybrid, get your ass over here, this cat's been throwing some sick punches!

Amen, my brother, Amen!!

A quick one. . .


Now i got a fast tongue since i throw a quick spit/
my pen's the gin, the verse's the juice u sip with/
i lay back//watch mailmalc show how to be a misfit/
verbally stay high on a 9, i leave the clowds to clear*/
the tables done turned boy, i leave the crowd to cheer [chair]/
don't need no army to get at u//
lyrically put a mic in flames, u can't hold a flicker dude/
i punchlines at will, u can see my fist dents on this thread*/
get that?//nah, forget that/ur dome's wasted wit the punches i place on this head/

@ tianshie,

what it do, homes? Long time, no see man, where u been? This board's been a borin' mutha with a lotta dumbass threads. Had ta kick that sick ish off. About tha ban, you know the usuals. was on them Religious threads, nature boy started trippin', told him some, got banned. No long thing.Shit, i preferred my other name. . .was more comfortable with that. Holla

emm. . .shakirat, no vex, but where are the rhymes?

And one more thing ; Are you Ayefele aka Babaluku?

Ooookay, the lady with the hips which don't lie, can u drop a verse for us, so we shall see what u got?

W-W-W-What is all this??! I say what is all this!!!!

I demand to know the FACTS!!

FACTS! FACTS!! And nothing but FACTS!!!

O ye son of Adam, ebos, thy snivelling ass has been caught be-lie-eving ! Yes, that's right! You've be-lie-eved (been-lieing-to-the-daughters-of-Eve)  that Mary is the Mother of God since God is Yashua (falsely called Jesus by the Cau-asians, of course ). Now you's a baad Mutha. . . . . ! Why oh why, ebos *sniff*, why lie to the daughters of eve? Why be-lie-eve?
Why not just state the facts about the Annunaqis, the Teletubbies puffing la in Teletubbie Land with Nutty Nunu drinking sepe, why oh son of Adam?  Mayhap, could it be thou art an Annunaqi playa hater, accuser of the Order of the Teletubbies, grand perpertrator of the Be-Lie-Eve Hearsay [BLEH] ?

Kuns, oh, Kuns! Where art thou?! Thy image and teletubbie diapers are being tarnished!! To the rescue, good Sir Kuns!!!


pilgrim.1! At alert, oh daughter of eve! What say you to this be-lie-ever??!!

Will thou biliedam (be-lie-adam, that is lie to the Sons of Adam?)?

oh pilgrim, in retaliation shall it be then?

Till we witness the next bloody fray, lo, shall i be betwixt a tree and another, eating a plate of amala by iya salau's food canteen!!