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@ dblock,

it all depends on you, if u want a second round, then you have it. You can simply shift the closing dates for the polls or make a new ond. Still waiting for your reply.

runway dem batty buoy dem! Fire blaze chil'an a babylon!

lol, wa gwan Rapsody?

runway dem batty buoy dem! Fire blaze chil'an a babylon!

lol, wa gwan Rapsody?

@ theffanyi,

son, you seriously need to shut the hell up.

@ heyo,

nice rhymes, 't would do good if u constructed it better next time. .

I hate it when young stupid brats talk about killing, silly twats not worth a squeeze on a toy pistol. . .

hehehe. . . .sauce, really needs to step up. I really miss the old cats that were on this forums. spat that ish real tight and raw. . .

hehehe. . . .sauce, really needs to step up. I really miss the old cats that were on this forums. spat that ish real tight and raw. . .

@ sauce

Lol, look who's talking about running out the backdoor/
being a slut's an addiction, u might as well be a crackwhore/
i throw sick punches, hard enuff to slack jaws/
i keep it real 24/7, u's faker than actors/
like Em, i bring the Re- Up//
raise ur voice boy, your teeth is what we gon' pick up/


sauce, seriously dude u can do better than that line over there, that was damn wack. . .


@ Hybrid :

man, we really need ta kick that real shit in here, some wackness i've witness on this thread. . .

Will you sharrap and go back to Mukaila Twinz Nursery school for rhyming?!

@ everyone,

alright//i'ma assemble these wacks in all sight/
'cause i seen thru you schmucks like foresight/
mics blaze when i flare up//
Sauce kid wann.a talk shit, i spill that red like ketchup/
like transformers, ur game u need to step up/
outrunning u weak ones sure ain't a great task/
like bicycles u's too tired (two-tyred), i get way past/


. . .that's just a piece of the icing. Now, who wants some??!!

@ tope,

please can you further explain on your last post?

Ok people, i'm sick and tired of this shit. This board's really boring. And that's right, the Wordsmith is taking on all battle cats on Nairaland, come get some if u think you're bold enough. Or better still, you diss the person above you. It's a free-for-all, people. So, who wants some!!!

Ok people, i'm sick and tired of this shit. This board's really boring. And that's right, the Wordsmith is taking on all battle cats on Nairaland, come get some if u think you're bold enough. Or better still, you diss the person above you. It's a free-for-all, people. So, who wants some!!!

Ok people, i'm sick and tired of this shit. This board's really boring. And that's right, the Wordsmith is taking on all battle cats on Nairaland, come get some if u think you're bold enough. Or better still, you diss the person above you. It's a free-for-all, people. So, who wants some!!!

*sigh*, so much wackness in the air. . .

@ lawyer :

US for medical checkups? dude, what are you ranting about? That was the most lame, dumbest line from the overall lame and dumb reply you posted up there. If you call that a comeback, then i'm dissapointed. Jesus, you can imagine - you, an Aro candidate had to ask a fellow "colleague" what Yaba left is! Omo, that level of pscyhosis done pass the one dem dey show for Nkan Be o. You go be hotcake for dem Werepe for Yaba left.

PS: How your chamber's for  Ojuelegba underbridge dey?

Same here man, same here. . .

Well, where are ya?

*sigh* i knew it, this is going to take some time. On the other hand. . . . .

*calling Yaba left, Yes, can i speak to the Doc? Yes, i think you have another one on your hands. What?! You can't keep him? He's a mental Harzard to them inhouse loonies? Jesus! That's a first! Never heard that before! I know dammit, i know he roleplays a lot, thinks he's a lawyer. Location? Ojuelegba underbridge with a few panti, he calls that his "Chambers", alongside the Refuse Dumb. Of course we shall proceed with extra caution. What dosage of Prozacs? WHAT??!! What do you mean a gallon and a club for extreme measures? Nobody said anything about whacking him over the head. Yes i know, he's shit in the flesh but that's not enough reason to whack him. . . . . . .well maybe enough reason. Don't forget the iron clad strait jackets Doc. Just in case, i know a trader that deals in egba tashere, comes quite handy with the kumo in subduing the mofo. Ok, doc, thanks for taking your time to listen. Have a good day



*puts the phone down*

don't worry loon. . .err lawyer, your proz. . .err sorry son, your remedy would arrive soon

LMAO, what sort of psychobabble BS is this?

Na so the ting pain you reach? So because of lil' ol' Pilgrim, na so u save moni, buy 3hrs ticket for cybercafé, carry Thesaurus for one hand, kon dey talk d one wey pass ya mouth? Omo, sofri o, no go wound o, efrebor o! Wash!

Ogbeni, go and sit down if you don't have anything tangible to say. Kilo n gbe ton gbin? ehen, you were caught red-handed stealing off another person's work, you kon dey yarn cock and bull. Abi na lie i lie?  So, what are you hyperventilating for?

Let me be more blunt here, if you simply can't argue from the Bible, then sharrap. No long ting.

I'm personally sick and tired of all the stupid games. Claiming braggin' rights for the RCC, asking dumb questions about which church she goes to. exactly what the schmuck are we talking about here? The church/name alone or the doctrines that the church spreads? If it's the latter (which affects members), shouldn't the point of reference and last authority come from the Bible? Stay dere dey do siddon look like maga online dem, no be only "what is your Church?", na "what is your Shursh". . .

I picked up a new IP and Port, but when u use their APN- wap.ng.celtel.com with it, it says "Data authentification failed". Is there a new trick to it?

What it do Mustay?/
i must say//
you're blessed on this Lord's day/

lol, just playing Mustay, how are ya? Happy Sunday to you and everybody!

@ honsule:

aight dawg, i get u. If u get it, u can buzz me on my phone, or e-mail (just check the old username for the e-mail)

@ EZHack or anybody:

abeg, do you know the new APN Celtel uses?

Honsule, if that friend of yours lectures you, please don't hesitate to share it with me! It's gbade, i only changed name!

Lol, i'm in school, muki. checking out NL on my mobile. . .

@ hybrid,

yo, thanks for the compliments on the other thread, dawg. No beef, dawg, you really got them sick lines, pretty good throwbacks, i'd say. My bad if there was a misunderstanding.
Now to business >


It's the 3rd round like tequila shots at the bar/
i got a monster piece and the tekzilla got its mark/
seems ur tongue's  gotten paralysis 'cause ur spits gettin lame/
i'm rused up//ur face screwed up from the 'whelming pain/
. . .my verbal attacks causes//wounds this wack nurses/
i spit acids, make it rain mad toxins/
u's messing with the King boy, i make u sit down, rethink/
u's too much of a joke son, no wonder you's a clown in pink/
showin' off that feminine side//
like the Girls Guide, how much does the Brownies fit?/
i defeacate illness on my mic while u drown in shit/
since you're an "Hybrid", i guess u're both sides of the coin/
a pussy on the left and a d**k on the right side of ur loins/
always sick with the flow like impure water/
who's sparrs with the verb this ill, none other/
u see man//the G-man about to make u an offer/
it's either you gasp for air, or u cease ur breath/
either u beg for mercy or u plead for death/
dope as ever with no sticks n seeds/
need i speak//i make hybrid bleed n plead/
a lesson in session, first u scream at the whip of the cain/
defeat is the only commodity u can plea or bargain/

dude, u simply didn't have to reply on this thread, that was annoying. your thread was enough for that.

@ dblock,

where are you, dammit? Get ur ass out here, we need to settle this shit. . .

@ HYBRID,

did you just call me "among Nairaland's wackest"? I hope you weren't talking about me, son. You? Set the records straight, doe. . .

@ hybrid-x :

sorry man, can't change my name. got banned, had ta get thru this with another username. Here goes>>

I laugh at those dumbass cheap shots/
lyrically decapitate this weak slut//
slice @ ur deep gut//leave u wide open like sea ports/
this weak one's a clown with a name Hybrid -x/
my wordplay's on point like spikes and u might see death/
i make my fury pregnant, yet i bear no grudges/
ur bone crushes//strike ur dome so the blood flow rushes/


damn, i gotta go. Wrote this shit on my mobile just now.

Omo, grammar po ni bi o, kilode?!! e fe d'oyinbo ni?

What if money grew on trees?/
then girls will marry monkeys!!!/

no offence ladies, much l.uv to y'all

@ hybrid:

yo, what it do? this  is gbade. x. Got myself a name change, but then, let me get at u and the other cats  that spat against u.


Lyrically, I let that nine go off leavin' hybrid wit holes so porous/
lungs snappin'//guns clappin' like a loud church chorus/
i flow nice, call me the love-vendor juice/
i bring the spark like lightning, call me the lyrical Zeus/
if we were aimin' fo' wackness, then u's the best range/
u's still pussy as ever without a sex change/
the only way u suckas could picture a win is if u frame me*/
cheddars//i get figures//bring the streetsweepers like AC*/
i stay fly as a zipper*, hybrid nothin' but dirt under my feet/
if u ain't wack, whatelse u gon' be other than shit?/
since i'm that battle cat, i let the ninez* off it/
a murda session it's been, watch the death toll rise like bizness profit/