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Simdyofficial:
nothing much really- just wanted to get her approval before we start work

My parents didn’t get my grandparents approvals before leaving Catholic Church for Pentecostalism.
What work are you starting?

Simdyofficial:
I hope your mum is proud of you and this life you choose

Well, she’s not very proud of my religious part since I refused to be indoctrinated but she’s proud about other aspect of life since she get monthly allowance and can call on me for money whenever she likes.
Why did you ask?

NaijaSatanlst:
Him and his husband, MaxInDHouse are the same thing.
I don't care if they distract from the purpose of the post. They have shown their rtrue colours lmao

They fight all the time, maxindhouse is a JW psychopath who thinks his own version of Christianity is top-notch, while Dtruthspeaker is a like the second most ignorant person on Nairaland after maxindhouse but they usually disagree. It’s funny whenever these two ignoramuses with the award for scientific illiteracy argue over who is the better Christian

Crazy guys

NaijaSatanlst:
Lmao. Nigger, I wonder how you do it. Switching between accounts. The time you used to switch accounts could have been used to learn the meaning of the word, Eve. But instead you chose to disgrace yourself and your husband MaxInDHouse on Nairaland. oga Seun come and see o

Dont allow him distract you from the purpose of the thread, talking about switching monikers is a distraction tactic, so he doesn’t show you his ignorance.

truespeak:
I knew you would say this which is why you asked who is this with your alternate, so you could answer yourself with this!

Go for Treatment ASAP.

Stop mentioning me all over Nairaland.
I’m not the cause of your mental illness.
I’m not a psychiatric doctor.

Aside from the many holes in the Bible; a very ridiculous book that reasonable people should equate to Spider-Man comic, the idea that nothing created god is ridiculous.

Going by that logic, if everything has to be created then god must also be created by something and if nothing created god, it’s more logical to worship nothing. Nothing is actually the true creator since he created god.

NaijaSatanlst:
Who come be this one

That is the alternate moniker of Dtruthspeaker.
He thinks everyone is like him hence the idea that I am you.

Dtruthspeaker:
Don't worry, I have retired!

Please do, it’s now seeming like you see my in your nightmares that every single moniker doesn’t agree with you is automatically me.

Dtruthspeaker:
Na dat new Satanist Workch dey do all this new new nonikers!

E wan make am look like say Satanist plenty well well as e don dey see say many of dem atheist don dey use style dey repent small small.

Meanwhile, God don block e own repentance.

So as typical Satan, e no go gree make e kpeme alone!

E dey find the mumu people wey go follow am go as dem take do am!

Why are you mentioning me every now and then?

Atheists don’t only not believe in your god? They don’t believe in your Satan as well?

The joke is on you if you can’t get the sarcasm.

SSIPON:
Please read;

Again, don't misquote me.

The middle east is prone to floods.


Read the title of this post, I said "WHOLE-EARTH" flood.


Nna,it seems reading is such is a difficult thing for you.

I even created a post describing the topology of the middle East and why the story exists in the first place. The Noah's Flood story is not even a Christian/Muslim/Judaism tale in the first place. It was based of off a Sumerian tale.


You and MaxInDHouse have the same problem and let me list it here for you:

1. You don't read properly. This is why having a decent conversation with you is hard, because you just like to quote, even if you don't understand.

2. You are so obsessed with your Bible that you don't realise that it doesn't work that way. It's just like a Muslim trying to convince you that Islam is true, by pulling out his Qur'an, putting your verses to your face and expecting you to believe or something.

I was once Christian like you. I did all these things you are doing now. You think I was born agnostic or something?




Please if you are going to misquote me, then do it intelligently. This is embarrassing and you know it.

Also for the last time, I don't know who is Workch, so keep me out of whatever you and him are beefing about. I'm not in a good mood today. I'm not joking.

Have a nice day.

I don’t how you even have time to argue with illiterates. I swear l

I just make fun of them after exposing their ignorance.

SSIPON:
Lol, take care of yourself Max. He still haven't shown me where I called the Bible writers dumbasses.

You are not wrong if you say that the writers of the Bible are dumb.
Including those believing it

Dtruthspeaker:
Genesis Flood Again Workch aka Sipping aka Chinawhatever?

You are deceiving yourself by think I am everyone that doednt share your silly religious opinions on nairaland.

Dtruthspeaker:
Something you and the other guy presented and I shot down and You All FLED?

Please, chill in your God Hatingness and Drive Yourself the Op did not call you to come Take The Holy Ghost!

same way you are blind to see evidence for big bang

Dtruthspeaker:
It is impossible for the blind to ever SEE Evidence!

Same way you can’t see evidence for theory of Evolution

PastorM:
This is a Christian forum. Please go and look for the atheist one. God bless.

No sir, it’s a religious forum.
Satan bless

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hupernikao:
Well, I guess the writer of this OP got the real point wrong in understanding Noah's story.
In their age, Moses time, it is common to use stories to teach an essence and truths. And in the best of their colleges in Egypt and Mesopotamia, usage of nature and events in the past are employed to communicate wisdom.

If the writer above sat in the exam class of Moses, he would have failed woefully, as he has treated Noah's story as scientific records but failed to know the essence of the story.


As a Primer, Moses was a prophet of God not a scientist. If you miss this in the Bible story, the whole message of the writings is lost.

Moses wasn't communicating science but he was to communicate the plan of God for humanity. And this, he is to do firstly, to his people.

Due to limitation of knowledge of their time, they speak using events, expressions to teach their wisdom.

This same story you narrated was already in place even before the birth of Moses (check history well, in the ancient near East). That means people in their days are well aware of such stories. That means, in Moses education in Egypt, he must have been taught in his classroom.

Acts 7:22
And Moses was learned in all the wisdom of the Egyptians, and was mighty in words and in deeds.


Hence Moses wasn't narrating some new stories but yet he unveiled new facts about God's plan. This wasn't taught in any school but taught by God's Spirit.


Therefore, the question any intelligent student of the Bible will ask is this.

AS A PROPHET OF GOD, WHAT WAS MOSES COMMUNICATING WHEN HE WROTE ABOUT THIS STORY.

Obviously not science but theology.

So, the first step for the author to realize the right interpretation of this scriptural text, is to first treat it as a theological text written within the history of man. Hence man's events culture and language will be his tool of communication and vehicle of revealing God's inspired message and plan for humanity.

Likewise, a man on a journey to debunk the scientific implication of such writing, will have to seek answers with the ancient world of Mesopotamia and not on the pages of an inspired theological compendium written to unveil spiritual facts.

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PastorM:
The Holy Spirit is your guide.

[/s] no evidence for that

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judedwriter:
1. Loss of spiritual power

2. Poverty

3. Witchcraft attack

4. Evil marks

5. Spirit husband /wife attack

6. Regression

7. Premature death

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TarOrfeeek:
Masturbation is a huge sin

Even if you allow your scrotal sac stay dormant for 1 year.

The body and the mind will always find a way to refresh the sperm bank.


Masturbation is a sin against your mind and body.

[/s] no it’s not a sin

Kayberg:
Sir, get Chemiron Blood Tonic.

This is the same idiot that has been arguing with me about vaccines.
Now you are telling someone to take blood tonic for fungi infection?

You are finished

Kayberg:
Sir, get Chemiron Blood Tonic.

You must be a stupid person

effort1:
No wonder you talk dumbly as if you are suffering from myopia

Sorry, I will still take mainstream media seriously on scientific stuffs.

effort1:
Then disprove it or accept you are dumb.

I don’t take scientific news from mainstream media
I have sense to know that the media is not an authority in that regard. It’s obvious you don’t have that sense

effort1:
If you can't disprove the news, then you are just an empty headed dolt.

I am it willing to disprove the news
I just don’t believe it

effort1:
No, it is news and not conspiracy theory.

Before you submit yourself to empty arrogance, why not do a Google search to confirm the news?

Or are you afraid that your shame will be confirmed if you google search?

You cherrypicked the news you like.

Give me a study then I believe you, not all these Gbanjo cherrypicked news

Then pray to god to stop us. Doesn’t he answer all prayers?

jmoore:
So calling you an APE shouldn't sound racist or demeaning? Your awareness is amazing.

Its not demeaning because that’s what you are.
Humans are apes

effort1:
Only foolish people think they know it all

Conspiracy theorist