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The snake try dey even run comot see as the woman dey try even seduce ham......

Poor innocent snake no gree..hin dey try japa

So they can sleep with 10 men daily for 7 days thats 70 men😳 then one month is haaaaaa.....








280 men/rounds just to pay for the room alone let alone to eat and save from, aproxi.. that's like 350 men monthly 😳😳😳

Hmmm u won fvck for brothel raw?? U get mind oo..
I'm sure u for carry like 167 STDs some girls get STDs wey them no even knw about.


And some even while they re still virgin get STDs join either from toilets or dirtiness...

Mrbllymer:
Nice bro keep up the good work. I also have more than 10 offers not just what I wanted cos the fees are kinda high at the moment. So we keep trying till we get the ones that suit us.

Seriously nah the exchange rate shenk me oooo

Love800:
Bros hw does one really apply to schools to study?

I'm currently holding one offer myself, if nah UK, go on the internet, university of Sunderland, Portsmouth, Birmingham university, Sheffield hallam, university of Hull etc...then plenty there.. just log on and maneuver through their sites, u will see the programs offered, courses, and requirements then fees for international students.

Commonly requirements for msc :
Degree certificate ( grades matter)
Academic transcripts from your university/polytechnics.
Olevel.
Birth certificate.
NIN.
International Passport.
Any other professional certificate or qualifications.
English language test exam or but some school wave it in place of WEAC.
All your academic records.
Personal informations.

But to skip all these processes, just find TGM on Google and they will help u through the process for free.

Gottiii:
Can 7m get me to Western Europe?

7m can get u master in UK.... 3-4m for deposit, 1.5 to 2m for Visa and u will have to hustle for POF possibly 800k or less, when u get there u will find work to pay ur remaining sch fees and accommodation.

My street uncle's leaving next month, he spent around 8m cuz he paid above the minimum deposit required for uni of Sunderland. MSC.

Just find the right person to put u through.

Find sch agents like TGM, they don't charge cuz the sch would pay them and they will put u through and help u with everything...they helped my bro.

Too bad...

Snitch24:
Total rubbish
Brace up for 1200/$

Hopefully you'd be wrong eventually....
Cuz u being right bout this's disastrous.

Couldn't agree less....

Mindlog:
They are concerned about the possible backlash

He was not found guilty...Neymar, Cr7 even (Mendy if not totally) were almost ruined by those bleeding Sub-men.

A club should protects it player (employee) especially when not found guilty... they just keep signing rubbish players up and down, that guy better pass most of man u strikers.

Tell me a more confused club....

Better than Sancho, Anthony combined.

Tinubu would not be given APC ticket.......

Tinubu will not win presidential election......

Tinubu would not be sworn-in ( military will takeover)

Tinubu will be sacked by the tribunal........ dey play
Well we all know where this goes, so I'm waiting for the next topics.

50 euro is more than $50 + 50 Rands + #50

Abeg waiting be that imagination song again people using for meme...... .

NIGERIA National Petroleum Company Limited, on Wednesday secured an emergency 3 Billion Dollar loan from the AFREXIM Bank to help stabilize the Naira.




Here are the 8 important facts translated into another writing style:

The following are 8 significant pieces of information that have been elucidated by O’tega Ogra and Opeolowa.

1. What does the $3 billion loan entail?

NNPC Ltd. has obtained an urgent loan of $3 billion for the repayment of crude oil, secured from AFREXIM Bank. This doesn't involve an exchange of crude for refined products, but rather an upfront cash loan based on a limited portion of forthcoming crude oil production.

2. Does this loan pose risks to NNPC Ltd. or the Nigerian Treasury?

No, NNPC Ltd.'s exposure is minimal, covering only a fraction of their rights. Additionally, there are no sovereign guarantees associated with this loan.

3. What advantages does this loan offer Nigeria?

The loan will aid NNPC Ltd. in prepaying taxes and royalties. Moreover, it will furnish the Federal Government with the essential dollar liquidity to stabilize the Naira, with limited risk.

4. How will the loan be distributed?

The funds will be released in stages or tranches according to the specific needs and requisites of the Federal Government.

5. Will this impact fuel prices?

A strengthened Naira resulting from this initiative will lead to a decrease in fuel expenses. Therefore, if the Naira's value appreciates, the fuel costs will decrease, and further increases will be stopped.

6. What about subsidies? Will they be reintroduced?

No, a stronger Naira will result in lower prices compared to the present level, rendering subsidies unnecessary. The deregulation policy remains unaltered.

7. How will the loan be reimbursed?

The loan will be repaid from a fraction of the proceeds generated by future crude oil production. This strategic move ensures a balance between our current economic needs and future production capabilities.

8. What distinguishes this from prior swap agreements?

This is not a crude-for-refined products arrangement, in which the government doesn't earn any proceeds from the swap.


https://voiceairmedia.com/2023/08/17/facts-to-know-about-nigerias-3-billion-loan-to-support-naira/?fbclid=IwAR2y9ZEyOWO0clKbVOawuFwYkkMONqsdltrKKIL1aumrWu_CeRNmXxoxfms

I still dey enjoy my note 8 ........


Nice S-pen and Knox security

saintbillion:
Good day my fellow nairalanders, woke up this morning and I heard the printing of NYSC call up letter is on going. I rush to the site, key in my login details, and click on call up letter. Boom what I saw silent my joy.
Na Kaduna them post me. I dey fear north. Pls any suggestions?

Served in Kaduna mine was black gold camp, learnt they moved the camp to city center for security reasons... u will surely enjoy it...


Tips....try to engage in one or two activities ( Band, red cross, Man o war etc) in camp so u will get better PPA.

Adranidoo:
I still remembered my simping days while in secondary school.

I saw a beautiful girl I loved and did all I could to get her attention, after which I proceded to making her my girlfriend.

I still remembered all I did then

How I went on wiki- how and studied those trash on how to make girls love u

How I bought her flowers during Valentine's day and save up cash to take her out

How I wrote hundred's love letters to her during her birthday, when we had quarrel, when she becomes angry with me over something and to assure her of my love for her

How We made a lot of promises of how we're going to love each other forever
How we're going to attend the same school, graduate, get married and have beautiful babies

How I followed her parents to the market and play with her at home

How We always spend my break money together

The memory of how I memorised and sang love poems to her in the evening is still fresh in my head

I can't remember the number of flowers I bought for her

While doing all these the highest I received was a kiss and touch touch
Even pant I no see







Today she's married with kids
To me? Nah, keep joking
The only thing a simp will ever gain from simp is self devaluation, being stupidity, being foolish, being mocked at and finally death due to exhaustion.

STOP SIMPING!!

pain u no even see pant😫😫

SeeThisLoser:
Nigeria is providing almost 70% of the troops. So it is mostly a Nigerian WAR.



We cannot defeat Boko Haram because there are elements in the Nigerian Army ( usually their own brethren) who are sabotaging the efforts of the Nigerian army as a whole. Hausa soldiers will not be happy gunning down mostly Hausa soldiers, especially because these Nigerien soldiers are not terrorists.

Like Boko Haram there will be military sabotage again and many Nigerian soldiers will die.




Lol. Liberia had only about 2000 soldiers with AK47. And even in this little war Nigeria lost up to 2000 soldiers. The war lasted for 2 years plus.

Any way with NIGER in a SAHEL region saturated with terrorists will lead to a wholesale SLAUGHTER.

Which kind lie be this one nah....especially that of Liberia chai..unah dey lie, waiting i even do research on for 1Div...

Chai that Big Umzy sachet water

[quote author=Tymk post=125035183]I went there and didn't find [/quote

Really,for that railroad? I got one there last year.

Corpers how far

Agege railroad...beside that under bridge.

"If he truly loves u, he would do everything"


I hate that words with passion... such a manipulative word...

perhaps he realizes everything isn't that worth the hype....

Praying mantis

I'm so terrified hen....right from my childhood even till now I'd run pass Usain bolt if that thing fly towards me 😥😥

Goodlady:
Receive brain 🧠

Perhaps u should too since u couldn't figure when someone's kidding.

I sha want make them carry all those corpers wey dey chop 33k alone go Niger go do their own service




Mary....only u chop 33k alone, chop inec money alone too, now hin don be for unah....unah dey go war :

Just say you will be a side chick...