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Buy crypto...

I remember u, I commented on your thread too.

Well, ask him to help with a job, (majorly) and maybe u can try to find a very good business ideal that doesn't requires much money, tell him about it that u don't have funds, maybe he could just do it so u will stop disturbing him...

RepoMan007:
The only way N500 will do that is if you time travel to the past and shop with it.

Back to like 2015...when egg is still #20



Chai.........Buhari 😫 I no won course say "u will live much longer but in pain and severe agony "

That dude really messed us up..

Go check back in 3 months....

U should have mistakenly visited Hospital and the doctor/ lab-sci would have mistakenly carry out several tests on u to figure out what u have mistakenly contracted then would mistakenly found the best way to help out instead of mistakenly blaming Satan who's jejely chilling for hin place and mistakenly coming here on nairaland where many would mistakenly wished u RIP on advance....

With a 10m, and family of 3, I wouldn't want to waste it in Nigeria in this harsh economy....nah to japa alone and later come park my fams join body....
What I'll do tho...

Although I used to help my pals during exams, infact they usualy set formation around me , not that I'm too bright, but I knw how to spot possible AOC...and I usually read alot... let's say from whole to parts (pali to pali)....so I dont wont blame the girl, cuz when others were playing around, or going to church for exam prayers...I'll be in the sch all alone reading like person wey dey prepare for MIT exam....hin no easy bro.. I do help my guys tho....I always do...

But what u do nah wickedness if ur story true..........
U can always read on ur own..it's so easy, just a simple 4 to 5hrs straight up without disturbance would go a long way on a course ......
When I was in sch, during my yr 1, MTH 101 algebra and logic, I had no one to put me through anything , like I said I wasn't that bright, but that moment changed my reading prowess for good....
I studied and practiced MTH 101 from 8pm till 10am in the morning, the paper nah 12pm, I still went to sch earlier to review....my sch get choko for head then...and everyone for my class then always form one kind mumu classy inside exam hall...tho for part 1, lol....after 1 semester results..everyone calm

Well, that's the truth sha.....I have seen some having difficulties conceiving while younger ones just dey get belle anyhow.......

JackDaAlienz:
I was a victim of this type of fraud
The only thing that saved me is that I wasn't extorted.

A white milf from Armenia sent me friend request.
Her page looked geniune and legit
She posted pictures of her little son and her family having fun.

Na so I chat with this woman for almost 1 full month. This fine milf was telling me how handsome I am and how she has crush on me.
Like play like play we started sending each other nudes.
God!!! I mumu no be small
I sent many pictures of me naked with standing gbola in different camera angles with my face showing
If I send she go send photo of her huge breast photo of her wet kpomo

Na when she insist that I should do video of me moaning and stroking my cock
Na when I begin suspect fowl play
I began digging online to see if her account is actually real.

Later found out it was scammers
They scammed an Armenian single mother made her fall in love and she sent her nudes to them
They used her profile photos to create new profile and act like it's her original page. So they sent me her nudes which made me send my own nudes to them thinking i was sending it to the Armenia milf.

May God save me ooohhhh
Group of hackers are somewhere with upto 13 of my nudes. I keep praying to God to strike whoever it is
Make my nudes no come go viral online one day.

you don't want to become famous ?

HIGHESTPOPORI:
And he is not collecting 10% of Igr like the drug baron

And who told you he collects 10% IGR of any state?
What's your evidence.....

Unah tag him drug baron.
Yet, a certain region accounts for 98% of drugs related bursted cases in and outside the country.

So who's the real drug barons here......😒

Folks filled with hypocrites yet emotional........lol

Lol.....

OP even some women wouldn't want men like ursef..

fadilaMaikiriki:
This is someone that has different types of cars, houses and landed properties here and there. Na wa. Someone that can afford even hundred of the phone. And I know the phone won't be more than or even upto 200k. And the phone got bad when I attended his mum's burial.

Hmmm, but things re not really play out that way...if u continue to snub him, you would be the one to still lose ...who knows if he's got something even bigger for you....and mind u, if he kept dashing things/money out like that, he wouldn't have gotten what he got......

Being a cheerful give is considered (mumuism)

Lack of many things....E.g financial stability especially from man....and too much self centered from woman.

Far better than the whole last year...I real pray things continue this way, even much better...🙏🙏

duduade:
So the summary of this story in your horrible english is what

As long as we understand what is being said....

Go use ur correct grammar collect money for bank

I think u re only doing ursef....with that bad entitlement mentality.....


Shey nah u gave him all his properties or ur family once did him any huge favor?...for u not to even grateful that he got u the first one in the first place...lol



Else he's asking u out/ flirting u....with those aforementioned vids and pics lol

The girl been thanking u in advance and you sheng her

Badt guy

But they dont file for divorce anyhow.....

Unlike the romantic ones where them dey file for divorce anyhow...

Thank God u aren't!

Wahala.......
OP u still got sane mind so cherish it oo...
Pls be careful what u wished for ursef.....

1950Mack:
dem say make we contribute money, I no get shishi... naso dem kon de beef me o... I surprise o... I no even kon de go church again sef since 8 years now... believe me.... since I quit church I get peace of mind... no nonsense see finish... no sowing of seed in another man's life... and God de answer my prayer back to back... I de carry person salary buy drink now... to be successful and progressive in life is not by going to church and die at pastor's feet... talk to God one on one... he get him own ears... I no need one barawo with suit, long tie, and big bible to show me God... I know God myself... make I continue de sip my paraga before fanatics rush me like shawarma... iyalaje fun mi ni shot kan si

Exactly bro....

I think u like/hate Putin and maybe sometimes or thought of/ read about him the day u had the dream.


In other words.....your brain is playing tricks on u..

Angelfrost:
So, what happened to your voices when the Ukraine war started?

Where were your demands when Xenophobia was at its height in South Africa??!

Why the special interest in the Nigerians in Sudan??!

Just curious!

It will be so hard to find a Christian studying in such a place like Sudan ( wtf) or even southerner.....

Anaconda

Both u and the woman re confused

Him matter will end like that thread from yesterday...where man say make the woman carry the children go give their papa


Mother of 3 chai🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️

Hin dom clear for hin eyes

And this woman husband nah my big brother oooo


Chai.....I'm kind of feel for my wizzy now ooo

JASONjnr:
Say na me them transfer the 280mil to?

U just thought us how to act if we re to run things like that nah.....
At the same time is still delicate cuz the acc will sure have next of kin and address...and next of kin go still have next of kin for somewhere and so on...
And u can't carry them all japa...

Well I'm sure they can't jail next of kin..they can only threaten them to some points and monitor them, which means u have to cut all connections with them..

JASONjnr:
The POS agent is not intelligent at all....

First, move the money into a crypto wallet, untraceable....


Then relocate and close down the business...


Move out of that city to another city to start life.


Change name and get a new BVN, take a teen boy that has your resemblance to the BVN center and he will be captured with the new name and will capture for you, get a new phone number and link 5he new BVN to it ... Open a new account and start a new life.....


Convert the crypto back to cash and begin to enjoy your millions by investing it in a serious real estate business..

🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️haaaa
Where DSS, ICPC, EFCC...shey unah no go come carry this man now??

Bigseven:
who say make him apply the course of hin no ready ?

Lol.....me wey be say to pass Ordinary cemeteries nah war....let alone working on wtf