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chai ....them go finish this guy today for NL....

Mrjo:
I think say na only advice he go dey give

lolzz I beg why nah....

American to Africans countries (extreme poor nation excluded) is like comparing an average earner in Manchester United squad to his counterpart from Eyimba fc or Esperance in Tunisia......
while the former lavish money weekly and live big life ( mostly from credit card) and later ended up so broke after retirement, with rents, tax phone bills etc.
The later knowing fully well no credit card anywhere for him, will surely live normal life and maintain his money and save surely, with less tax, rent, bill and also have opportunity to start up small/medium scale biz which almost impossible for his counterpart.


I think the major different is the administration, like security, roads, standard of living, good houses power employment opportunities etc.....

as for me Sha...I beg I won leave naija preferably Canada, Norway or UK, who naija ep..

So she knew her mother would get sick even before applying for the job, so she gave fake details......

See as she ugly reach sef....
Over to you Nigeria prison...n ,ho sorry , Nigerian correction whatever,

Ufranklin92:
I don't understand, which country was he deported to?

Niger. Someone from there is called NigeriEn not Nigerian

Emescot:
I had unprotected sex last week, and my name is Emeka

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udomoh:
Some educative, amazing, and interesting fun facts about the human body. This article contains largest and smallest organs in the body, largest and smallest glands in the human body, strongest organs in the body, longest blood vessels, smallest blood vessels, largest blood vessels, smallest and largest bones in the body and many more fun facts.

Enjoy reading .. .. .

#FuLL view of Human Anatomy��

Some Facts About Human Body
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Number of bones – 206

Number of muscles – 639

Number of kidneys – 2

Number of milk teeth – 20

Number of ribs – 24 (12 pairs)

Number of chambers in the heart – 4

Largest and longest artery – Aorta

Normal Blood pressure – 120 – 80

PH of blood: 7.35 – 7.45

Number of bones in New born body – 300

Number of Fallopian tubes – 2

Number of vertebrae in the spine – 33

Number of vertebrae in the Neck – 7

Number of bones in Face – 14

Number of bones in Skull – 22 bones held together by sutures

Number of bones in Chest – 25

Number of bones in Arms – 6

Number of bones in human foot – 33

Number of muscles in the human body – 639

Smallest bone in the body – stapes (found in the ear)

Total number of organs in the human body – 79

Number of bones in each wrist – 8

Number of bones in hand – 27

Number of bones in each human ear – 3

Number of muscles in the human arm – 72

Largest organ in the body – Skin

Largest gland – Liver

Largest internal organ – Liver

Number of sense organs – 5

Smallest cell – Blood cell

Biggest cell – Egg cell (ovum)

Largest external organ – Skin

Smallest bone – Stapes

First transplanted organ – Heart

Average length of small intestine – 7 m

Average length of large intestine – 1.5 m

Average weight of new born baby – 2.6 kg.

Pulse rate in one minute – 72 times

Body Temperature – 36.9o C (98.4o F)

Average blood volume – 4 – 5 liters

Average life of RBC – 120 days

Pregnancy period – 280 days

Largest endocrine gland – Thyroid

Largest lymphatic organ – Spleen

Largest cell – Nerve cell

Largest part of brain – Cerebrum

Oldest part of the brain- cerebellum

Largest and strongest bone – Femur

Weight of the liver – 1.6kg (3.5 pounds)

Smallest muscle – Stapedius (Middle ear )

Heaviest organ in the body – liver

Number of chromosomes in human cell – 46 (23pairs)

Smallest organ on human body – pineal gland

Largest muscle – Buttock (Gluteus Maximus)

Number of muscles in the hand – 34

The longest muscle is the sartorius muscle in the thigh

The longest single nerve is the sciatic nerve in the thigh.

Largest vein in the body- Inferior Vena Cava

Longest vein in the body – Great Saphenous vein

Thinnest and smallest blood vessels- capillaries

Smallest veins in the body- Venules

Number of muscles that holds the eyeball in place: 6

Number of capillaries in the body – 300 million

Volume of blood in an adult human body: 5-6 litres

The heart beats about 35 million times in a year. During an average lifetime, the human heart will beat more than 2.5 billion times.

If all arteries, veins, and capillaries of the human circulatory system were laid end to end, the total length would be 60,000 miles, or 100,000 km. That’s nearly two and a half times around the Earth!

Human hair grows about 1/4 inch (about 6 millimeters) every month and keeps on growing for up to 6 years. The hair then falls out and another grows in its place.

The fastest growing hair in the human body is the facial hair (beards)

Women’s heart beat faster than men’s.

The strongest organ in our body is the tongue.

The female left breast is larger than the right

Women blink twice as much as men. The average person blinks around 13 times a minute.

The last sense that disconnects while dying is the sense of hearing. The first one being eye vision, followed by taste, smell and touch.

A man can survive without a heart – Craig Lewis has proven this.

Our eyes stay the same size from the moment we are born until we are old age, but the ears and nose does not stop growing.

Humans can remember 50,000 scents. Dogs can remember 1,000,000 scents!

The left lung is smaller than the right.

About 80 percent of the brain tissue is water.

The brain is only 2% of our body weight, but needs more oxygen that any other organ, what makes it the most vulnerable in a case of lack of oxygen. 7 seconds without oxygen to the brain will result in passing out. 4 minutes will result in death.

The brain can hold up to 1,00 terabytes of information – which is equivalent to 15 national libraries!

The brain is more active at night than in the day.

A dream lasts for just 2- 3 seconds.

The lifespan of the hair is 3-7 years. Some authors say 3 to 6 years.

The strongest muscles in the body are the heart, uterus, soleus, gluteus maximus, and masseter. Some authors say the tongue is the strongest muscle.

We shed and regrow our skin every 27 days.

Humans, Primates and Koalas are the only creatures in nature with fingerprints.

The fastest growing nail is the nail on the 3rd finger of your dominant hand.

Man’s testicles produce over 10,000,000 sperm cells everyday. this is enough sperm to repopulate the entire earth population within 6 months.

At age 35, the human body loses about 7,000 brain cells everyday. Lost brain cells cannot be replaced.

Conclusion: The Human Anatomy is far more complex than this. Science is on the march to unravel more. #Science facts only#

https://nimedhealth.com.ng/2019/08/11/educative-interesting-fun-facts-about-the-human-body/?amp

human body administrator= immune system
human body soldiers = white blood cells
human body check points or barracks for Invaders/sickness = lymph nodes ( swells up if any) , could easily be found in the neck, armpit and thine , etc

Pakistan,
Iran
Indian
Lebanon
Syria
Iraq
Afghanistan

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all these countries associating with NIG like this dey fear somebody oooo,
them only have one thing in common nah





nah to bomb them Sabi nah

eat lesser protein and starch....eat once daily and replace the rest with fruits, preferably orange, more orange in fact.


bro just visit a very good hospital....
didn't take time to read all till now.

as if someone can not faint in peace again......
faint wey I dey faint anything I like.....
I don faint like 200 times today self...

maybe she was the devil....

imagine police dey complain of armed robbers....chai
make bloody civilian come safe them or what cuz I'm hell sure they won't want to ask the army lol
.see Barack self like awo hall.....

SoNature:
Keep the man.
He needs to perfect the young squad.
The team will get batter with Rohr as manager.
Don't sack him...getting another coach will lead to another session of trial and error - the same stage that the current coach has passed

abio....you sack the Coach now, and get another coach now having different players selection, philosophy etc, after two/three yrs of waiting and happened that he didn't do well, u sack him again hire another one, before you know it we Don use like six yrs still looking for coach to build the national team and achieved nothing of course....nah another buhari type unah go get make unah no worry

even aso rock fine pass this

[quote author=ikennaf1 post=80526551]When buhari won in 2015... Many people dreamt of a civil war erupting in Nigeria... There was even a thread about that. People telling their dreams. Though I think the thread has been hidden now. So u no be the first. [/quote



I don't wish for it to happen myself bro...and I pray it doesn't happen.
however, I just have to say it out to clear my conscience.

hi guys....I'm so fearful right away,
had this dream last week about this genocide in this country particularly the South, from house to house killings everywhere, and they were fulanis.

if not taken care of thoroughly and Immediately ...it will come to pass.
99% of my dreams always come to pass
if not taken care of.
pls let pray for God's intention and start taking steps now while there is time to do so
my prayers can only change individual revelation not nation's...


i swear in the name of almighty God.. that's what I saw.

sayisayi:
Ok. It is our singular greatest export globally. In Abidjan, was shopping in Adjame market in 2011, they refused to let me leave after buying goods before they went through their favourite ballers....

2006 in Salvador, Brasil for carnival, at one olodum jam, one guy held my shoulder and almost cried while relating our 90's Olympic win.

Wait, once upriver in Gambia, I was buying fish, these diligent, young girls were hammering mandinka well, well before one shouted... Chineke. I asked her how she knew that word...she said nollywood..

Entertainment rules!

lolzzzz u be AJALA travel all over the world..

saving u from STD...or she might be lying

lol general captain of Ghana

ighalo my man...
Nigeria best player in Egypt
Nigeria best player during the qualifications for afcon
Nigeria best number 9 at the moment
Nigeria best striker in the last 10yrs
35 games and 16 goals.......

Nigerians should stop all these childish behaviors abeg...the guy tried his best, always committed and play his heart for Nigeria, however nobody is perfect.

Favy1235:
Pls wots d color of their jersery dis nyt.
Cos mua aren't watching it

nah our winning jersey...

if I were God....I would have wiped out Africa tetey..

why why why...this is heartbreaking ,GOD!!!
God I beg you from the throne of ur ruthless judgement
let there be a revolution that will change everything for good..
God pls the blood of the innocent souls crying all day in this country......
let ur ruthless wrath judgement come upon them, the evil doers and their supporters!!!
let them be Like a chaff driven away by wind and never come back...
let them never know peace....
make their blood and bones turn against them...
God grant us the courage to do what necessary...
AMEN..

[quote author=Fourwinds post=80327876]the guy u quoted is not a Christian... He is only using the bible to cover their evil deeds[/quote

I suppose oo]

GoTV:


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You are an advocate of hatred and fake news. Anything to paint the Fulani people evil is all you dig out. This is not what the Bible teaches we Christians to practice. The Bible admonishes we Christians to love our neighbors as ourselves. We don't have to blame every crime on Fulani's it's wrong. What is the evidence that this incident was committed by Fulanis? We Christians should stop beating the drums of war because no matter how we try we can never defeat the Fulanis in a war. The Fulanis are peaceful people but we must not mistake their silence for cowardice. How many of our Christian leaders can conquer territories like Uthman Dan Fodio? Stop demonizing the Fulanis, it's not Christ like to hate

I'm sure your version of bible also said you should surrender yourself, family to be slaughterd too abi...
until they reach ur side u would regret u didn't have a gun.

ho boy, see president wey care for his people for abroad ooo...he even plead for them knowing they were guity, not the one wey go call them lazy youths up and down as if his administration provide the jobs...I remember a radio that was shot down cuz them talk rubbish of OBJ for South Africa sometimes 2003 or so..

NobleAngell:
Tinubu and Osinbajo have sold the yorubas. Buhari does whatever he wants and he has their support.

the last time I checked, SE, SS and MB still part of Nigeria, not only SW. fulani re everywhere and operating not only in the SW but whole South...
maybe this is the beginning of the end of Nigeria which I pray for , might be the solution at least cuz I see no future at all..

mike404:
I WOULD LIKE TO DISAGREE WITH FANI KAYODE ON THIS ONE. IF MOHOMODU BULLHARY ARREST OBASANJO TODAY, YOU WILL STILL SEE SOME YORUBA MUSLIMS BOTH ONLINE (SARRKI)AND OFFLINE (TINUBU AND ISHAQ AKINTOLA) WHO WOULD ADVISE THE GOVERNMENT TO JAIL HIM





FEAR YORUBA MUSLIMS SO THAT YOUR DAYS ON EARTH SHALL BE LONG

buhari won't want the international bodies to interfere in
his administration so early...
the tension won't come from Nigeria at all but the international bodies, obj get connections no be small

Fukkafukkah:

Waiting that guy dey look for up

Enuoyan:
Please I need your advice, people….

I just got an invitation email for an interview tomorrow somewhere on the mainland

Meanwhile my office at the moment is somewhere in Victoria Island and my boss monitors us like children

Please, I urgently need a strong LIE/STORY to package for my boss to allow me leave the office, without suspecting my plan

I promise to compensate whoever has the strongest storyline

Call ur boss tonight, and tell him you won't be coming to work tomorrow, reason ur mum/dad is terribly sick, at a critical condition and ur attention is ungently needed, tell him to spare u a day , tell him if possible u should leave tonight, to sort things out asap..
If I were ur boss's I'll allow that anyway.

Etebo
Ndidi
Ighalo