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Lionessza:
Lol, higher stakes over there remember? Them live bullets on your chest after being caught . Your best option is Me here

No problem, I'll rather take bullets from a stranger than the betrayal of a snitching wife. I'll manage my naija wife back home. Thank you ma.

Lionessza:
LMFAO, good come over will arrange some papers for you if you will deposit half of all you have to my account before the wedding so that when I'm tired of you I can call them popos on your ass

I will go to Malaysia instead. Thank you ma.

bumi10:
Ruggedman Writes An Open Letter To The FG Over Plan To Stop Movies & Music Videos Shoots Abroad

Very lucid one from Ruggeddy Baba! I swear you too get sense. Twale!

Lionessza:
LMFAO, omg! Are you enroute to Malaysia yet? . Rest in peace in advance

No, SA is my prefered destination . I'll be spending a lot of the moolah on you as my second wife.

Lionessza:
That's too bad then , which side do you fall under ? I wouldn't want your picture posted on face page in some foreign country looking like your world is no longer at peace .

I was born in the '80s. What do you think?

pioneerwriter:
You don't have to close your account. I was only trying to repackage the perfect guide for all of you and that's why I haven't replied. Please, accept my apology. My passion is that all of you must make money online and I'm here to help you out. So, I will get back to everybody that requested for one thing or the other including those that want to sign up, open their US Paypal account and US checking account, but don't leave your email address here anymore. Rather, use the signature if you have any enquiry. I am here for you.

Alright, sir. I'll be expecting the guide. I have browsed the sites and I'm very eager!

Aburi001:
Why all the Edo State Governors are ugly?

Abi name curse?

From Igbinedion, to Oshiomole and now Obaseki

Meanwhile, many handsome men and beautiful women full Edo States.

Igbinedion no ugly.

Lionessza:
So the whole society is responsible then? Cus most young people tend to act out what they see as normal .

Those who work hard honestly have to be rewarded and wrong doers punished or at some point doing the right thing will stop making sense.
The population of those to whom doing the right thing no longer makes sense has been on a fast rise since the '80s.

Lionessza:
I like your points , you make sense but also acknowledge that the materialism of these women is fuelled by men .

In a nation where fraudsters, corrupt politicians and drug dealers are heros, you're gonna have a lot of hoes. That's just the way it is.

pioneerwriter:
Hi, you're going to receive the sign up link in earnest. You will receive additional bonus package too. I'll soon get back to you.

My challenge is different than those of other people here . I sent you a mail and you are not addressing that challenge. This is the mail I sent you below:


Hello,
I mistakenly signed up without entering you as my referrer. After going to the website through your blog, I first went to the FAQ to read more about the site so from there I signed up and there was nothing about referrer. I thought they would ask as I progressed but I did not see it all through. So I went back again through your blog link and clicked join at the top of the page and discovered that if I had not gone through the FAQ page, I would have seen the referrer option.
So now I tried to close the account but it requires that I mail them first. It's only they that can deactivate the account. I don't want to go ahead to open another account since they can trace my IP and think I'm trying to be fraudulent by having two accounts. I don't want to complicate things. If I write them I do not know when they will reply. What do you suggest that I do? Is there a way you can tell them that I came through your referral?
Please,what's the best thing to do?

Lionessza:
Burn some essence and ask her fellow spirits to help her learn to whisper to you every minute

What kind of oyinbo way of communicating with spirits is that?. I've met a powerful witch doctor who's given me a list of things to buy for rituals that'll make her acquire literacy, but they are very difficult to find. We have to join heads together to get them.
A tooth each from seven different lions.
Five hair strands each plucked from around the anus of five elephants.
One liter of saliva from a komodo dragon.
A liter of urine from a three month old hermaphrodite gorilla.
Either you assist me in getting these things or you become the literate wife. You have to choose.

Lionessza:
Lol, give it all to the spirit woman including your weewee

But she's an illiterate! She can never chat with me on nairaland. I like chatting.

Lionessza:
Lol, unfortunately for you I don't play second best to anyone let alone a spirit

Lol, but I have money.

Lionessza:
Illiterate people tend to love and enjoy polygamy, so I guess you won't have problems with her

You think? Are illiterate people in the spirit world like those in our world? What if she would only accept another spirit woman? What would happen to my plans of making you my second wife?

Lionessza:
Lol, good thing it was a dream then.

No, it's still not good. Now I'm spiritually married to an illiterate! What if she does not allow me take a second wife?

MayorofLagos:
Buhari is not a bad leader, he waged war against a ferocious animal, and they fought back.

A good leader always comes to battle fully prepared. Buhari was not prepared for the battle he fought. Now he looks like a fool.

Lionessza:
Good , howsit?.

Lol, coward

I am fine. I dreamt last night that I got married over the weekend, then discovered the lady couldn't read. I couldn't ask for a divorce before I woke up.

Lionessza:
Lol, I haven't seen anything to convince me fully except your words . Perhaps post a video here as proof . I promise to sing your praises after .

Wassup?
Making Indecency movies is against the law here. I can't put myself in wahala just to satisfy your curiosity.

Inanna:
Cute. I love interracial relationships. Might even get into one.

I don't think this one qualifies as an interracial relationship.

Lionessza:
Overhyping yourself , dayum!

Lol, I only told you 'cause we're close like that. I never knew you'd doubt it too

Lionessza:
Lol, yeah whatever dude. I pity your wife o

Lol, she's a lucky woman. A lot of money and regular, topnotch sexual service is not common.

Lionessza:
Lol, then we aren't compatible.

Love dies but there will always be viagra. You see I really gave this serious thought?

Benita27:
I can service myself all by myself then.

For the rest of your life? Wait, are you 70 already?

Benita27:
Then I'll choose love and money. We'll use love machine.

That's still sex. The dude is paralysed, for God's sake. He can't help you. Are you gonna be pleasing yourself, all by yourself, for the rest of your life?

Benita27:
Any sane person would go for love and money.

Without sex? You ready to live the rest of your life without it? I am not understanding

Benita27:
Now you're giving me rare cases.

Lol, rare cases is what the question is about. Which ones would you choose?

[quote author=pioneerwriter post=58549534]I sent you this mail below and you have not responded.



Hello,
I mistakenly signed up without entering you as my referrer. After going to the website through your blog, I first went to the FAQ to read more about the site so from there I signed up and there was nothing about referrer. I thought they would ask as I progressed but I did not see it all through. So I went back again through your blog link and clicked join at the top of the page and discovered that if I had not gone through the FAQ page, I would have seen the referrer option.
So now I tried to close the account but it requires that I mail them first. It's only they that can deactivate the account. I don't want to go ahead to open another account since they can trace my IP and think I'm trying to be fraudulent by having two accounts. I don't want to complicate things. If I write them I do not know when they will reply. What do you suggest that I do? Is there a way you can tell them that I came through your referral?
Please,what's the best thing to do?

Benita27:
I could only see two things on his list, and he's asking us to choose only two.

1. Love=sex. We all get sex in Love.

2. Money.

Not all get sex in love. There are married paralysed persons.

Benita27:
This op sef...what do you mean by "Sex, money and love?. Can't one get loads of sex in love?.

If you had to choose only two.

Lionessza:
I will take love (commitment) and money .

Money and sex.

MizMyColi:
Yeah, that's how I was able to upload here, though it was in pdf formated, so I converted to an image.

Beautiful! I'm taking mine presently. Thanks.

MizMyColi:
Here Bro
https://learndigital.withgoogle.com/digitalgarage/

Please, another question. At the completion of the course where you able to download the certificate?