₦airaland Forum

Suck the life out of that girl and marry another one next week

taoheedoriloye:
no part of ondo speak oyo language called yoruba now.
Note:I am from ondo ok.here is my point, bro they should include those I mentioned earlier not excluding them from their plans

No part speaks Oyo? Have you been to Oke-Igbo?

ItsMeAboki:
A step in the right direction but not good enough because there is no provision to punish offenders.

indeed never have Nigerians been so divided like now.

Indeed, it's the age of the internet and unlike the rest of the world that's becoming more enlightened, the more information we are consuming the more ignorant we are becoming. I have never subscribed to the idea of the use any media without regulation.

NwaAmaikpe:


He shouldn't have wasted time visiting there.

They are the weakest link in the Biafran chain.
I wouldn't mind substituting Ekiti for Ebonyi state in the Biafran Map.

How does this statement of yours help the cause?

Ishilove:
THE Carlos Santana also collaborated with a Nigerian? I'm in awe.

I find the cover jacket for the Fela and Ginger Baker collaboration quite offensive. I don't know if I'm being over sensitive but...why does the burly white man have to tower over the skinny black man? Why did they have to position Baker in such a way that it seems like he is dominating the blackman (looking down), while the blackman seems to cower (looking up)?

You are being over sensitive. I didn't see any burly white man. The whiteman there is skinny. I saw two people in an animated, spiritual conversation. The white guy looks to me like someone completely in the moment and fela looked like he could relate to what he was feeling.

Lionessza:
Lol, say something to me in Tajik now and I promise you get all the pleasure you desire

No mee shoo moh?

Lionessza:
LMFAO, you have started. Would love to hear that though I love far away sounding languages especially when spoken in pleasure

If you give me pleasure why wouldn't I speak Tajik in pleasure?

Nwanne, all your children never finish school oo. One picture for don do oo. Me I don talk my own.

Lionessza:
Lol, you are a sick guy.

Not that sick, doctor. I'm not yet in a foreign hospital and I can still talk in English. Wait till I start talking to you only in Yoruba.

Lionessza:
Lol, so it must taste sweeter than this

Much sweeter than that. Have you ever tasted Cassava? Yeah, It's the taste of cassava, banana Cucumber and vanilla. The texture though, is indescribable.

thornapple:
Can you break up friendship simply because someone forgot it was your birthday?.
Have a friend whose birthday was earlier this month but due to some exigencies it didn't occur to me it was his birthday. It simply skipped my mind and i didn't realize it till i logged unto Facebook days later and saw birthday wishes on his wall.
Mine was in the month before and i got quite nice messages from him.
He's so pissed he doesn't want to hear from me again.
He's been so nice and understanding before now that i really can't believe he's doing this though i think something must've gone wrong before then as he barely comes online these days unlike before.

Is he your boyfriend?

Lionessza:
Are you sure ? No herpes or anything like that?

Only sugar on the joystick. Do you know what it means to find your sugar? Do you really know?.

Seun:
It's obvious to the Jews that the verses in their scriptures that Christians interpret as predictions of Jesus have nothing to do with him. They see Christians in the same way that Christians see Muslims who claim that certain verses in the New Testament predict the coming of their Prophet.

Historically, the Jews were always messiah, prophet or whatever. Up until the last century they were still waiting for that savior- some of them are still waiting. But they thought Jesus was an impostor just like many others before and after him.

Lionessza:
Lol, only if you're a virgin yourself.

Of course, I'm a virgin. The royal penis is still brand new.

Lionessza:

No assistance from you? You will not help the Prince find a Virgin?

Lionessza:
Lol, then keep looking.

I need a search party. It's not easy doing it solo.

Lionessza:
Lol, I understand you fully. Groom the one you have

Aint nobody got time for that

Lionessza:
Lol, I thought as much

I'm yet to sign a contract. I hope to sign it with someone with whom honoring the terms of the contract will continue to make sense.

Lionessza:
Which one are you?

I'm a polygamist

Lionessza:
Why then lie and say you will be monogamous if you have no intentions to ? .

Some lie knowing they don't plan to remain faithful, others genuinely think they can without having learned how to do so, while the rest lose their reason to because that 'reward' question they can no longer provide an answer to.

Lionessza:
Why don't you focus on the thighs you chose and leave others for other men to attend to ?.

To attend to many thighs one at a time is nature, while to attend to one thigh all the time is nurture.
One we do effortlessly while the other is learned- requires work. Work is done because of the reward we derive from it. The bigger the reward the more effort we put into our work. What rewards does a monogamous arrangement offer a man?

Lionessza:
No its not easy being a woman. We have to live around weaklings who can't control one single organ in their bodies. No wonder the world is such a mess how do you lead even a village not to talk of country if you cant control something that is between your own two thighs?. A man who cheats should be recalled in an position of leadership like Clinton

They can't control a single organ. Seriously ?
We are not multitaskers like you women, so when blood rushes down there it's sure gonna affect a lot of other things. You just gotta give it to us that when we focus, we focus. When it's time for the thighs, it's time for the thighs. When it's time to focus on the country, that's exactly what we do.

Lionessza:
Why did this man not honour his vows in the first place? . Why is he disloyal to the person he promised loyalty to? Why disrespect his home?.

It's not easy to be a man. It's not easy to be a man with a diiick.

They have joined The Pepper Them Gang

Tiny23:
"Jedi Jedi" has two meanings,is it "eat yansh eat yansh" or "pile"? Which one she referring to?
People believe it's sugar that causes jedi jedi. I guess she's trying to say he is her sugar.
















Lovely pictures tho,happy married life in advance.

People believe it's sugar that causes jedi jedi. I guess she's trying to say he is her sugar.

This her European African prince swag just too much.

Next time you go out to shoot your videos, Lai Mohamed won't let you come back. You better shoot all your foreign videos now.

TiredOfFighting:
This is a long story.

It all started last Year after my dad's burial.

I have a schizophrenic close relative. I'll be back in a few hours. You are not alone.

The internet will destroy all artificial boundaries brought about by culture religion and states. I wish I could live long enough to see it.

Lionessza:
LMFAO, dayum ! I guess I just missed out then

You threw away a once in a lifetime opportunity all because you like seeing a hard working man exposed. Malay women are not like that.

NOTPUSHOVER:
THE E-BATTLE IN NAIRALAND HAS NEVER MAKE ME TO HATE OR HARBOUR HARD FEELINGS FOR YORUBA PEOPLE. I PARTICIPATE IN IT VERY WELL AND SINCERELY I ENJOY THE NAME CALLING. TO ME ITS LIKE STRESS RELIEVER AND A PRESSURE VALVE. TO ALLOW SUCH TO COLOUR YOUR VISION AND AFFECT INTER TRIBAL RELATIONSHIP IS A SERIOUS NEGATION OF WHATS RIGHT. AFONJA PEOPLE ARE GREAT, SO ARE THE IPOD PEOPLE. SO MY FRIEND, ONE LOVE!

If the negative things you consume constantly online don't affect you, it must also mean that the positive ones don't affect you either. Whatever enters you affects you. You need to choose what you consume.