₦airaland Forum

ZarZar:
Lol @ your last line. No comment.

I can understand if you don't like the impersonal and transactional nature of the whole thing. I just thought things would be easier for you that way. The alternative is you come to Nigeria and we do it here. I guess we would need some time to warm up to each other. My hometown is just right for that. The whole town is a beautiful beach and the bushes are full of plants with aphrodisiac properties. They will help us get our blood hot. I have royal blood. That means you'll have a prince in your hands. There's nothing better than a child who has leadership in his genes. You must give this the consideration it deserves.

ZarZar:
LOL! Whatever.

You are not taking me seriously. This a chance for both of us to achieve upward mobility. These kind of opportunities don't come knocking everyday.

ZarZar:
None unless you decide to make your papers on behalf of the baby, which I guess is also one of the reasons they need proof

Can we both work out an arrangement where I mail you my sperm and anyone who's interested, including you, can get pregnant? I need to apply for papers and settle quickly. That's why I need someone to be already pregnant before I come. I promise my genes are not too bad. I need to apply for papers and settle quickly. I am above average in intelligence too. My primary school teachers can all attest to that. I will pay the lady well when I come. I hope this is not too much of an inconvenience.

ZarZar:
I'm not really sure but I 1st heard about it from a friend that's married to a Nigerian, this year. She just had a baby in January but when she went to register for a birth certificate at Home Affairs, they told her that she should go to Lancet for a DNA test before they can proceed with the registration.

What benefits do I get as an immigrant if I get a Southy girl knocked up but refuse to tie the knot?

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decatalyst:
No matter how ugly you are or may seem, one lady somewhere will sha date or marry you when money comes

Change that to many ladies everywhere.

124mumsy:
I b born again, I only want you to repent goodbye

Me I look like someone that was born once? Abi you senior me? Between us who dem go don born again?

124mumsy:
I no sey e no pass 2 inch

Na that type you dey like? Sorry I can't help you.

124mumsy:
ashawo

What of you wey wan see my African walking stick? Wetin you be?

124mumsy:
pinture of ur langalanga dangling in your apartment or idonbelif

Declare your sex first. I can't share what's meant for Eve with Steve.

escodotman:
i disagree sir. Your no.1 point; do you konw canibalism has also been observed in a wide array of animals too? So shud we also emulate our 'broithers' in animal skin? Your no.2; what about the issue of colorectal and anal cancer that is prevalent among homos? And back up your point where a rapist is liable to a soft landing than a homo in this country (not possible sir)!! Your no.3 point sir; the issue of being 'cure' - they say old habits die hard.... What about kleptomanic, paranoid, schizophrenic etc pts spending time in therapies? Av u tried dat?

The reason these guys have mouth to talk is because most people always attack them with religion. But you see using pure logic as you have done it is evident his argument is watery.

leoloi:
mhen listen to bully of the earth

I've downloaded it. Not a bad track. The guy's got lines.

Fada matu nki aji

One controversial pastor get's delivered from evil spirits by another controversial pastor.
You are not wrong my brothers and sisters if you suspect money has changed hands.

ZarZar:
Then call me Betty Lou because I'm ready to ride Heeeehaw!

Easy, baby, easy! I can't just be taking you to paradise like that. You gotta be that ride or die chick first.

ZarZar:
I've called all the guys I've dated by name, except one

Depending on the mood really, but he's

Honey
Baby/my baby
My love
My chocolate
Puddin
Stallion, mustang

Yeah, yeah, I'm a romantic

Don't call me stallion or you are going to have to ride me. Be careful, sweetie

Bawsse:
@ number 3, yeah he said that but is it really true?

Yeah, it's true. Below is what his wikipedia page says.

"Jidenna was accepted to Harvard University, but decided to attend Stanford University, where he began studying sound engineering but eventually switched his major to "ritualistic arts""
I watched an interview of his where he said he went to a school where people could create their own major and that's what he did. That's probably the" ritualistic arts" you see up there.

The Jidenna Quotables


1.'Now they say "Jidenna why you dressing so classic?"
I don’t want my best dressed day in a casket'

2. "At best you can run a lil' company
Nigg** at worst, I could run the whole country"

3. "Really I ain't met nobody smarter
That's why I got admitted but I still rejected Harvard"

From the song "Long Live The Chief" by Jidenna

safarigirl:
His

anything?
Did you not see somebody is matching us together? Who would have thought. What are we going to do about it now?

KhaleesiAdaz:
Because women need balance in their lives. There's so much a woman is saddled with that can weigh down so much on her emotionally. Most religions stand on hope for a better future. That hope is what is keeping most people going in life

Men tend to gravitate towards religion to understand life. Women do so to feel secure and find comfort.

safarigirl:
you want to try Dele in our first AFCON qualifier against SA? , he will flop so terribly, Rohr will use our first sub in HT to take him off.

If we must try him in a qualifier, we can use Seychelles later, you don't start off a kid in a position that sensitive for a game that crucial

safarigirl

Fuckallmods:
He's making it huge in business. The fact is that, the time you (intelligent) student use in reading, these guys don't read but rather think of money cos education is not their thing. Follow the story of Bill Gates... Sometimes I laugh at those who laughed at us then because we were dull. intelligence depends on your focus...

No such thing as a dull person, my brother. Na wetin man dey face man dey know.

egopersonified:
All these threads trying to know how old nairalanders are, you people should just plainly ask us how old we are, abeg make una no dey take style ask us.

You dey fear say you be small girl, abi?

"It's dammy Krane for the girls".
When you find yourself in jail that's when you'll know Dammy Krane can also be for the boys.

winterfell007:
I doff my hearts for this epic comment. I'm igbo but when I see my people engage in tribal slur, I just can't help but feel sorry for my people. And this whole bullshit started when that fraudster, Nnamdi Kanu came in to stir up hate and controversy in our hearts against other enthic groups claiming to be the biblical moses sent by 'Chineke' to liberate our people from the land of pharaoh apparently, Nigeria aka 'zoo nation'
I began to wonder when was the igbo nation ever in bondage that he began claim d title 'liberator'. To me NK is another 'Hitler' waiting to happen. He's even being worshipped by some my deluded brethens. I really cry out my soul when I see them abusing other enthic groups calling them 'Afonja' that's not to say we don't get jibed by other enthic group but in d case of my people it's becoming a pleasure to jibe other people. I'm using this medium to appeal to every rational nairalander not to view the igbo race as 'hateful lots' just because of the actions of some misguided lots. There's so much that meets d eyes, thanks 4 reading.

The point of the comment is not to establish who started what. You know I wrote that such tribal wars are as old as man. Thanks for reading, brother.

forkadict:
Chairmo, as the President of NCAN wey you be, abeg help me check where this guy dey represent. But I tink say na Afonja abi

How far now? Long time! Who make me NCAN chairman. Na for where them do the election? Which guy you wan know where him dey represent?

lefulefu:
respect

You are the chairman, my brother.

sshalom:
I doff my hat for you ... well said!

Thanks for reading through, sir. I'm honoured.

Josmila:
Truth is there's really nothing more to add or say, you've said it all. I just hope this piece will change the mentality of one or two persons who indulge in tribal wars on and offline.

God bless you

Thanks, brother. God bless you too.

MzEddytan:
Same here

Hahahaha you like air just like moi too?

jontim:
This should actually make FP... Seun, consider this please.

Thanks, I hope it does some day.

Generalyemi:
long sermon...nigga is fun

It is hate.