₦airaland Forum

there's a town called sheffield in Uk i was once privileged to visit (dont ask me how long it took to save the money for shopping and return ticket that time , )
anyhoo, i enterd this supermarket called Morrisons (not a Nigerian shop by the way) and Asa's song was blaring, i smiled as I was paying for my purchases, On other days i would be converting the amount am paying at the counter to Naira and wishing i was buying the stuff by the roadside at Ogba.

hold on a min, are you my tenant?
Only joking, I hope you get your much needed advice

na now u just dey watch am? e don tey. Asa sef go don spend d money finish

Which Sanusi?
The same one that will run off and tell - not to the American President but - the American Ambassador when he has a slight headache?

I bet it depends on how [b]long [/b]and [b]where [/b]you have looking.
If you're looking amongst Nigerian women, the ones that have it may not wear revealing clothes; but if you have actually been diligently searching amongst the [i]oyinbo [/i]black women (in Amerika etc) and you haven't seen any, then i rest my case

Story, for a man that does nothing without an ulterior motive.
Did he ask after the dead man's wives?

Lie Lie. I don't believe you Ma. Maybe you don't understand what you are saying this time around too Ma, because Madam, you once lied about being a widow.

some yam called ijesha shake (in the southwest) or the eating of breadfruit

i agree with bammo, it is down to the individual hardwork + consistency on the part of the boy. As they say, practice makes perfect, it's not the amount of time spent in class or the beautifful colour of the class room walls that matters, but ability (the boy's access to good books and reading time) + a abinibi (intelligence)

chei statisticians, , because there are 33 million okadas in Nigeria does not mean there are 33 million jobless nigerians

i thought some news earlier this week insinuated NNPC makes fat (monthly) emoluments to the Senate leaders, probe koh, probe ni. I refuse to be deceived