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Abubakarsiddeeq:
Must you comment in this section?

Una Don start abi,small thing Una blood go dey boil.

Was the story not first written in the bible? copy copy but then I'm looking forward to eating ram meat to trow and next.

sheubaba2013:
Nice write up. The sacrifial animal must not be sick, and all the body parts must be complete. Happy eid el adha to my fellow Muslims all over the world. In shaa Allah May Allah count us among the next pilgrims that will celebrate our eid El adha in mecca. Aaaaaaamin

This shows that Islam is an adaptation from the Bible cos Abraham is the role model for this.

victor8269:
If u r in Lagos, go to Allen Avenue, if u rin Benin, try airport road or Ikpoba Hills. If u r in Enugu, go to Original junction, if u r in Ibadan, go to front of Ayotoz, UI.
Thank me later

Confirmed bad guy you are.

dammysel:
I wish I can have the nerves to post something like this too

OK I get it.You are also a good lady looking for bad sorry good guy so here I am,have me.

Evablizin:
funny but true,the force of attraction between bad boys and good girls is like North pole and South pole in Magnetism,i've seen a lot of them

CC:Ernestyn your bad boy is here. I must marry you.

anthonydunamis:
A few weeks before my wife and I got married, something happened. After church one Sunday, a man approached her on her way back home and told her that God gave him a message for her. He said, ‘God told me to tell you that the man you are about to get married to is not the right person for you.’

Wow.

Although she knew what God had said about our marriage in times past, a shadow of doubt was cast on her mind. This was a complete stranger, yet how did he know that she was about to get married? When she got home, she went into prayer. ‘Lord, show me the truth,’ she pleaded.

Suddenly, her eyes were opened and she saw the boot of a car, and in this boot were piles of wedding souvenirs. On one of the jotters, she saw her picture and mine, with the inscription GOZIE WEDS OSAS. Then she heard a clear voice saying: ‘THIS IS A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN’.

The devil is a bastard.

I once shared on Facebook that the best thing one can do for himself or herself is to learn how to hear from God before choosing a spouse. While a spiritual mentor, pastor, prophet can also provide insights and enquire from God on your behalf, it’s best to get the truth from God BY YOURSELF. That way, when trouble comes and doubts are about to settle, you will remember what God told YOU.

God bless!

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10158554751835076&id=567405075

All of you are disillusioned talking about the prophet,you and your wife.

There is no match made in heaven,whosoever finds a wife finds a good thing and God will give you his favor. Stop being myopic and understand that the outcome of any union is dependent on what the parties make out of it.

When you know you will die,you will prepare yourself for eternity..

MaryBenn:
See ur reasoning does it change her age? Or change d fact that she's a child??

That is not my point cos some ladies are way mature in physical look and even mentally at 15 so stop quoting me wrongly.

I think this should be considered too and not just the age thing.

The most hypocritical twist is that when a 15 year old girl sleeps with a 17year old the world sees it as somehow OK but when a 30year old does same they cry fire.

MaryBenn:
Child abuse
Paedophiles

What if she looks like a 30year old abi you neva see that one before?

Chai! this babe fine pass Ernestyn wey dey make mouth upandan.

Abeg how I go take see am.

Ernestyn:
� Ur idiocy has rendered me comment less.
Stop taking that hallucinogenic drug, it renders people brainless without knowing.

What are u feeling like?

Your boyfriend no fine reach me.

Not for person like me wey Neva marry except if Ernestyn gree for me to come dey pass night for her house 3 or 4 times weekly as e be like sey she like me and me set like am.

Ernestyn:
When people like me are blessed with wealth and good things of life, u are really highly blessed with unexplainable stupidity and irrevocable foolishness.

I feel pity for your toothbrush, after all it brushes out all d bull shit from ur mouth.
If only closed minds like u came with closed mouth, the world would have been a more better and fair place to live.
Everything about you is just so wrong!
Indeed u r a wrong number.

How much be my money for short time nd overnight

pocohantas:
She is right.
Though boyfriend allowance might be overboard, it doesn't sit well with the male ego...but if your woman doesn't give you anything, something is fundamentally wrong.

No matter the little she has, she should be able to scratch out something to spoil you. Even is it's fruits she buys.

Which is why till today, I am yet to understand the idea of celebrating a broke woman who stuck with a broke guy. Makes it seem like she is doing a brother a favour by dating him and he is privileged to have her considering his financial status.

In all, it further buttresses the fact that lots of women are materialistic...and only there to chop the guy's money. It doesn't matter if he isn't chopping hers. Some women seriously need to change their mindsets.

I will search for you,I will find you and you know what; I will marry you.

Fear women.

Ernestyn:
#empty words.

I know your type,with the right price I guess you won't mind one night stand and a three some at that with a married man but they will come online to start forming good morale. Coded oloshos everywhere

Rextayne:
Mine was number 14 Motorola, I remember when dad bought it for me. the way I was flexing with it, you would think it's a million dollars phone, that phone really served me well, so what is the name of the first phone you use?

Where is sagem?

shizzle11:
I've said it severally, Abobakus are the most tribalistic Animals on planet earth.

See how they frustrated this beautiful lady until she ran for her life. The oni has parted ways already with 2 Wives, This one makes ít the 3rd, that proves the oni himself is the problem and not the women, and the foolish man allowed his ugly, afonja, sisters to dictate to him. Such a weakling for a king.

The onis 3 sisters are the devils incarnate. They forced the wife out cos she is not yoruba. Bunch of tribalistic and suffersticated pigs and idiots

She should better thank her God that they didn't harvest her vaginaaaa... Cos we alL know that's afonjas specialty.

I know afonjas will come here now and attempt to shift the goal post

The olori was equally married thrice and the ooni was the 4th

Inasmuch as I'm happy for him,I still wonder his main source of wealth and something keeps telling me he is not clean but time will tell.

Watch wire wire boys come for my head*takes cover*

IamAirforce1:
E-money is no doubt one man many men would wish God created them to be.

The five star music boss is blessed with good look, wealth, influence and affluence.

You've got to believe me that God was really in a happy mood the day and time he was creating this young billionaire business man.

The Five Star CEO took to Instagram to share this cute photos of himself decked in black posing infront of his luxury cars in his five star mansion.



Photos below
https://www.instagram.com/p/BYN8Y_TFU9N/

Does he have a mansion in heaven? if not, he is wasted being but if yes that will be a great news

flawlessT:
It's actually true buh i refused to say anything on IG cus he is my crush and it will now look like am jealous ... Warris my own sef... Weda too big or too small... Baby done show . Okay another crush on my mind

You are still a baby so kontinue crushing but just don't crush enter demorrhage cos small time u go don yanyan for age..

SenatePresdo:
I am not justifying it. But what do most ladies expects from a married Man, money or marriage?

Money,sex,attention ad sometimes official marriage not minding you are officially married already.

We must wake up to the harsh reality that polygamy is part of us as Africans but our hypocrisy won't let us.

I no support polygamy but ladies should learn to embrace it cos many ladies I know who left their husband cos he dey chop other girls end up sleeping with other women husband.

SenatePresdo:
This lady thinks that sex is the essence of marriage. Marriage is bigger than just the sex.
so she wants men to start marrying their mistress just because of having 3some, let her clap for herself.
she doesn't know that polygamy is an enemy of marriage, provided that this present generation is concerned.

Another hypocrite spotted.

Polygamy is an enemy of marriage but philandering is OK as long as you keep them as mistresses bah.

Many people dey yabb the lady yet many people are already practicing it.

A lady who has two boyfriends is already practising bigamy and a man who has two girlfriends is already polygamous and not until there is official wedding cos sex in itself is marriage.

Many ladies sleep with married men yet they will threaten any lady who sleeps with their boyfriend or husbands.

So why the foolish hypocrisy? to me she has a valid point. Ladies should be ready to share their husband or remain single and share other ladies men.

Many ladies forming here will not mind a foursome if there is money involved.Coded oloshos forming on nland.

soberdrunk:
Kai!!! $758 million dollars!!!?? First things first!! I go first chop like 5k suya with 4 cold bottles of Gulder, then nah to dey buy all houses close to all my Ex-gfs their houses and turn it to poultry to torment them with smell, come buy '758' camry pencil light way i go dey use move around in convoy....................

You don kolo

soberdrunk:
Kai!!! $758 million dollars!!!?? First things first!! I go first chop like 5k suya with 4 cold bottles of Gulder, then nah to dey buy all houses close to all my Ex-gfs their houses and turn it to poultry to torment them with smell, come buy '758' camry pencil light way i go dey use move around in convoy....................

You don kolo

planetx:
Would a 27 year old white man marry a 72 year old Nigerian woman? You people should continue to be the laughing stock of the planet.

Super story.

Its all about survival and you should Blane the crazy economy.

I have seen the way people jubilate and give testimony in churches when they are given a visa and I secretely weep for this country but then I won't blame them because its the crazy economy.

planetx:
Would this guy have married a 72 year old Nigerian woman except she is a billionaire but will marry an average white granny that is a retired cab driver. The problem with a lot of Africans are low self esteem and a sense of inferiority complex.

Nah the same reason a ,20 year old lady will marry a rich 70 year old man for survival...marriage nah marriage.

mccoy47:
The hustle is real!
But some of dis foreign grannies ehh
Dia konji knows no bounds

The grandma will be like "even if I have him for 1 year,its worth the stress lol!"

Grandma ride on jare

alexialin:
Please how do I contact mod to close this thread.
The men commenting continuosly are so daft.

I never knew nairaland men are like this.

Moderators please close this thread.

Topic closed!!!!

Close this thread o.. Enough mumu full this place o!


Close thread!!!!!

On the contrary I think this thread lacks substance and it seems the story is fabricated so asking the mod to close the thread is unnecessary cos the thread was not front page worthy but should be under the joke section.

Who rejects a marriage proposal cos of a temporary place of residence? you could have said "yes I will but is it possible to get another....."

If every day starts to reject proposals from guys who live in ajah because of traffic congestion,lekki and VI because of flood,Ajegumle and okokomaiko because its ghetto...

Preciousify:
It is morally to keep one's self till marriage. But honestly, I'm fed up being a virgin!
When I come across guys and I say no sex cos I'm a virgin, after that day, they will avoid me like its a disease!
Sometimes, I wish I gave it to the very guy I loved instead of allowing him walk away.Most of my friends are married, and I'm here keeping my virginity, though I don't know if they married as virgins or not.
I don't even have any relationship now cos I'm scared of being dumped cos I'm a virgin. It makes me sad but I feel great being unstained passing through the higher institution and serving the country.
Well, God is still in charge. I wait for His appointed time.

Just curious;please wats your age bracket?

20 to 25
26 to 30
30 and above?

HannahHitler:
erectile dysfunction still has semen yeah? we just have to extract it .

There are other ways to have great sex and there are sx toys everywhere so not really a problem.

but then again, the question doesn't apply to me seeing as I'm what I am.

What happened to Viagra?

alexialin:
There is this neighbor of mine, hes a bachelor and lives on my street. Few houses from mine. Hes a nice man, has a reasonable job, hes responsible, and good looking in his late 30s. We greet each other, have small talks as friends. I know he likes me due to the way he gists with me, help me with my car like changing tyre if its flat in the wee hours of the morning before he heads to work. Infact hes a concerned neighbor.
But yesterday evening, as I came back from work, my phone was ringing nd I saw his number and picked. He said he would like to discuss something important and delicate. I said ok no probs. I will come over to your place, lemme freshen up first.

So fast forward, I knocked on his door he opened, and smiled nervously, I smiled back. He ushered me to his sitting room. So I was like John, whats up? Whats going on?
He sat close to me and was now going Into long story of how hes planning to move down to a serene area in ikorodu, he has gotten a three bedroom flat, all tiled amd spacious. I was like wow! So u are moving to ikorodu? Are u not scared with badoo and the killings there?

He laughed nervously he said ha! No badoo there again! Ikorodu is now safe. I said seriously? He said yes! And moreover he has already paid for the place.
I said ok o.. I wish u safe relocating then. He said thank you
Then he said but there is one more issue.

I said ok, u want to throw send off party? I was laughing

He said noooo!

Hmm mm, hmmmm, I said what nah? Why hmmm?
Then he knelt down and said alexia weve known each other for quite a while and i can say am comfortable with you around me. And u are exactly what i need in my life.
Pease will u marry me? Will u be my wife? Am ready to go see your people and do all the necessary marriage rites. And towards end of this year, we are married.

I was like wait, wait!

Marry you? Ha!
Its not that u are good as a husband but sorry I can never live in ikorodu.
Not wit the killings going on there

Am sorry I cant

Wow! Pls stand up abeg.. I can't

He felt so bad, I couldnt bear to see the hurt in his eyes. As I stood up, he said wait pls.. I said am coming.


Sighs


Now peeps look at this scenario

I can't jeopardize my life cos of getting married.

Ikorodu for me is a no go area.


Do u guys and ladies feel I was unreasonable

I know am not a spring chicken but I can't put my life in danger
And even apart from danger? I feel the distance from where hes moving to and where my office @is just too long. Hold up alone eveyday will make me weary and tired

Pls I need reasonable views and replies about this issue

I don't want to feel like am a bad person

Pls dont mind my grammatical errors!

Your life and your choice but just understand that marriage proposals are hard to come by these days.