₦airaland Forum

udemzy101:
Some Nigerians sha.. .so u expect a man of God to be poor abi? Any rich man of God is not God anointed abi?


Do u guys even bother to ask if he has a business or you think men of God don't work?

To be rich is OK for a man of God but to flaunt riches is carnal and a sign of vagueness.

Rubbish.

manmoraskk:
I'm not here to condemn anybody. But bible say I know my shepherd and my shepherd know me. God bless everybody hustle.

This is why I will always respect T.B.Joshua.

Any Nigerian G.O that uses private jet is not worthy of paradise.

nextprince:
Address the cause rather than wasting ur time on the symptoms as that wouldn't solve the problem. The Christians should stop blaspheming cos the muslims don't joke with it. The earlier u take that instruction, the better. Must u insult their religion as if ur life depends on it? Freedom of expression does not include insulting other people's religion. let the mentions start rolling in, nonsense.

If I be you I go leave that religion fast fast cos its becoming a stain.

Many Muslims go cry when they die and discover that they have been scamed by their socalled prophet.

idupaul:
I see a lake but where is mall Na?

Chai! people can lie just to be on front page.

I stay around there and GB mall is still very accessible

By the time a maid makes your bed nearly you will be tempted to ask her to lie on it.

Many wives have given their duties to the maid to handle so sleeping with the husband sef must add join.

Toks2008:
Let me break your heart and show you the pics of my beautiful lady of 15 yrs and wife of 8 years...I know you are smartly giving me a green light but too bad I only have desire for hot and intelligent ladies.


Sorry I'm taken

Wow she is hot.

I thought you were unmarried and you also gave the impression that you are not. 15 years don tey.o.

Rainbow07:
I swear some sex starve ladies dey enjoy am too.

Yeah...I laugh anytime i remember this instance where a lady almost robbed me by seriously using her boobs to caress my scapular not knowing she was also trying to remove the money in my pocket chai!

wristbangle:
I hate to see guys who cannot control their urge for sex, thereby, disgracing themselves in public places just because they lack self control and have no shame at all. I mean what's the essence of putting yourself in a mess when you can avoid this menace that brings forth shame and embarrassment.

So, ladies if you notice the following attributes in a guy at public places, just know that such guy is sex starved.

1. They use their joystick to brush a lady's butt on queue

This is a situation that occurs more frequently on a queue (banking hall, ATM point, BRT terminals, etc). I have lost counts of guys that have been brutally embarrassed by ladies for stylishly rubbing their joystick against their butts. There was one I experienced last week at GTB when I spot a guy moving his groin slowly against a lady's butt and before I blinked my eyes twice, a heavy slap was registered on that guy's face.

2. They shamelessly chase ladies with huge bosom and butt

Let's be frank here, guys who are sex starved are sometimes very easy to spot at public places because they act like male dogs on libido. The way they chase ladies is linked to a perverted he-goat. They are always staring at a lady's bosoms and before you know it, their joysticks will start reciting national anthem.

3. They want ladies to sit behind them on okada

To be very frank, I like it when a lady sits behind me on okada so that I can enjoy the sensation of her bosom. To help matters, if she decides to sit in the middle, It gives the privilege to also feel the sensation of her butt the moment okada man grabs the brake. After all, someone like Tosyne2much cannot deny he's also guilty of this sensational experience.

4. They like leaning against ladies' chest in public transport

Some guys are professional in the game of satisfying their urge in public transport by leaning against a lady's chest in danfo and keke napep. They pretend to be asleep and will rent their heads on a lady's bosoms and will pretend as if it wasn't a deliberate attempt when the lady complains.

5. They pee on their trouser when a lady sits beside them

Some sex starved dudes are so stuupid to the extent that when they sit beside an innocent, young lady and unconsciously, they will release sperm. The worst part of it is that they still wear same undies and trouser to their girlfriend house to complete their rendezvous mission.

6. They stare lust fully and uncontrollably

This is common to all guys but some do it abnormally. Kingtom, a gynecologist, once told how he lost control of his car wheel when he was staring lustfully at a patient's butt. He said despite people's warning that there was danger ahead, all that was on his mind was to have missionary and reverse cow intimacy style with the babe. A doctor at that? Smh.

7. They whistle to a lady as if she's a dog

It's so disrespectful when one uses animal sound to call a lady as if she is a bingo. This is an act common to those sex starved touts and local guys at computer village and Obalende who chase ladies as if their whole life depends on them. These ones are nothing but frustrated perverts.

8. They seize the opportunity of road gallops to romance a lady's body

This happens more in long distance vehicles such as Toyota hiace and luxury buses when the bus gallops, sex starved dudes will use the opportunity to rub their hands against your bosom and quickly throw away their faces. In fact. when others are complaining of the dilapidated roads in the country, they will be thanking God such negative predicament is serving its purpose.

Some ladies are also sex starved and as a very cute dude,i have experienced several cases.

One was a young lady who was practically pulling me to herself in a bus and i really took advantage of her while she obviously enjoyed it.


Another was on okada where i insisted i sit in the middle but she refused and i sat at her back just for her to adjust herself by placing her ass on my groin and i was like O.M.G this lady wants to mess me up considering her beautiful ass and as a guy who never bleep for long na so i just dey cast and bind the spirit of climax.

I can continue to list several instances to prove that sometimes these ladies also exhibit the symptoms of sex starvation.

captaindavid:
Assuming na person tell me say dis kind thing fit happen I 4 no believe am. Deeper life girls are the best givers... My dad sent me to give a document to a man who is his colleague in the office and dis man happens to be a Deeper Life man. On getting there, unknown to me dat d man was not at home, I met d presence of his daughter who was in d company of 2 other deeper life girls. When they saw me, d daughter asked me to come in n meet her dad, I never knew he wasn't at home. I went inside n d way d 3 of them jumped on me mehn, it was fantastically annoying... But all dsame I give God all d glory because it all went very well..... But those girls are actually Good in bed. And do u knw dat non of dem were virgins??. Their hole be like oil well. O boy no be small thing o.... But am thinking of calling d police.......

yeye dey smell

Jadekitana:
While you are busy giving yourself headache we just got back from eating one better amala in one local joint. Really if you are proud and you meet a down to earth guy, your wings would be broken. I never thought i'd be licking my fingers in public like a bush girl, that's what a real guy can do, not a fake ass nairalander like you seeking cheap attention. This is why I can't even dream of meeting any of you offline! Most of you are very fake cheers.

See ya life.Bush girl proper na im you be.Abeg i no get ya time because i get betta sweet babes to mingle with this night no be cheap thing like you. If you like go chop tuwo and go sleep with am sef. Walahi you no go get one single respect for nairaland again from betta babes and guys.

You wian marry ohyno,dey run after man online chai this babe na swegbe.

Jadekitana:
While you are busy giving yourself headache we just got back from eating one better amala in one local joint. Really if you are proud and you meet a down to earth guy, your wings would be broken. I never thought i'd be licking my fingers in public like a bush girl, that's what a real guy can do, not a fake ass nairalander like you seeking cheap attention. This is why I can't even dream of meeting any of you offline! Most of you are very fake cheers.

Na you be real fake because you no get respect and swagg and that guy go just dey look you like mumu.Next time abeg give yasef brain.Abeg make i enter club jor.make i fashi this aproko wey no get levels abeg come post the way he do you because we go like to know.

nairamaniac:
why u dey talk anyhow? there's no cheapness here. she may be confused and artificially-defensive. but I admire her courage. if you are not a bad-person, y WD u instigate the guy to see her as cheap? if he's matured, he wdnt take advantage of her cos she called him out publicly.

Iv experienced girls making passes at me and even making modered any1 as cheap. its even the once DAT do anyhow that arouses the snipper in me.

Bros leave matta.Me sef no dey too enter nairaland but sometimes i dey entat to just comment and when i see this thread today i say make i enta yab am because she really fall the hand of corrct babes. She be aproko and cheap one sef.Walalhi this gal get problem and if i be that guy i go chop am troway am.

Anytime wey i see cucumber many ladies dey come my mind.If i be woman walahi i no go fit stand buy am.

Emeka524:
Hello Alero
I know you will be shocked I called you by your name,that is because I finally decided to come out.I could have ignored this your update and send you a direct message but I didn't want to bruise your ego after this long update by not saying a word,i had to create an account to reply.I'm trying to teach you something and I hope you learn from your mistakes.You are a nice person no doubt but you really need to come down from your very high horse.I was insulted this morning to be honest with you,when I approached you I wasn't coming to woo you at all,your facial expression got my attention.I was just being friendly no strings attached,but something made me lost interest despite your looks.Your ATTITUDE and PRIDE.
You asked if I was a regular member and I told you with all sincerity i'm a guest and then you called me a liar and kept repeating it.You don't call a stranger you just met a liar no matter what,it was rude.A lady may be very pretty and intelligent but attitude matters a whole lot.Where I come from we cherish humility and respect.Calling me a blatant liar was a huge turn off.Noticed how I withdrew immediately I asked for your number and you turned me down?I felt bad though but shook it off immediately.You are very friendly and funny but my dear you need to work on your ego,i'm being sincere with you.I can decide to pretend and flow along but that is not my person.Sorry if I sound too blunt and rigid compared to the jovial guy you met this morning,this is the real me when i'm not happy with a lady's attitude.You may not be expecting this kind of reply but i'm a very principled guy.I apologise for saying too much,i'm still very angry how you fooled me but for friendship sake I decided to reach out seeing how happy you actually felt even though you turned me down in a not so friendly manner,i hope you don't repeat it.This whole awareness would not have been created if you had typed your number on my phone.If I see you I will flog you and don't even think of bribing me with lunch,i'm still not happy with you.I sent my digits to your email,expecting your call ma'am.

Chai chai chai..if na me be this babe na to cloe my account for nairaland.

Alero,alero alero how many times i call you abeg go bury ya head for epoto because na you cheap pass for the babes for nairaland. Bros abeg if she gree for you make you no take am serious o because this type no know wettin she want.Tufia.See as she come for public come digrace women.Alero a.k.a jadekitana you be mumu.

GLeesMODEL:
The immediate past Miss Imo State Queen, Samantha Ubani was among the thousands of graduates that were part of the convocation ceremony held earlier today at the school premises.

The pretty model turned beauty queen who was prominent during her reign as Miss Imo State Queen also won Face Of IMSU 2012 and graduated in 2014. 

The 7th convocation ceremony which attracted dignify and noble specimens of humanity from all walks of life also had his Excellency Governor Rochas Okorocha in attendance.

Samanthan Ubani Chinazom studied Education Chemistry and came out with flying colours‎.

http://www.alexreports.info/2016/03/photos-former-miss-imo-state-queen_18.html?m=0

Flying colors indeed.Tell us wettin be her grade.

danieloy4:
During University days: I want 150k job

NYSC: I think starting with 100k won't be a bad idea.

Now: Jes pay me any amount, I'm tired of staying at home.

Like if u are a Nigerian graduate and know what dis mean

Walahi graduates dey suffer

eluquenson:
The federal government has apologised to Nigerians for the persistent power failures, blaming the situation on gas failure as well as sabotage and vandalisation of power infrastructure.

According to a statement issued in Abuja on Friday by Segun Adeyemi, special adviser to Lai Mohammed, minister of information and culture, the government said that all efforts were being made to rectify the situation and ensure a gradual improvement in the power situation.

“There will be a decent improvement in the power situation from this weekend, thanks to ongoing remedial efforts that will double the current power supply to 4,000WM. Getting back to the 5,074MW all-time high that was reached earlier will take a few more weeks,” Mohammed said.

The minister said that at a time the routine maintenance by the Nigeria Gas Company had affected the supply of gas to power stations, forcing down power supply from an all-time high of 5,074 MW to about 4,000MW, a combination of unsavoury incidents further crashed the power supply to about half that figure.

“The vandalisation of the Forcados export pipelines forced oil companies to shut down, making it impossible for them to produce gas. Then, workers at the Ikeja DISCOS, who were protesting the disengagement of some of their colleagues after they failed the company’s competency test, apparently colluded with the National Transmission Station in Osogbo to shut down transmission,” he explained.

“Finally, the unfortunate strike by the unions at the NNPC, over the restructuring of the corporation, shut down the Itarogun power station, the biggest in the country. Due to these factors, only 13 out of the 24 power stations in the country are currently functioning. It is this same kind of unsavoury situation that has affected fuel supply and subjected Nigerians to untold hardship.”

The minister condemned the situation in which some Nigerians, under the guise of the various unions in the oil and gas sector or sheer vandalisation, would continuously sabotage the country’s power infrastructure.

“The bitter truth is that for as long as these groups of Nigerians continue to sabotage the power infrastructure, Nigerians cannot enjoy a decent level of power supply. We therefore admonish all Nigerians who may be agitating for their rights in whatever form to refrain from any action that will further hurt the same people they claim to be protecting,” he added.

During the week, Femi Adesina, presidential spokesman, had blamed Nigerians for sabotaging power infrastructure.

“On the issue of power, it seems Nigerians are their own problems. You can recall about four weeks ago, the power ministry came out to say that the megawatts we had was 5070, which is an all-time high in 16 years,” he said.

“A few days after, some people blew installations in Bayelsa, we lost about 1600 megawatts immediately. After that, installation was blown in Delta and we lost another 1,000 megawatts. What would the government do in that kind of circumstance?

“If the people who should be provided power are the ones sabotaging installations, they can’t turn round to say government is not providing power. Nigerians need to determine what they want. If South Africa has about 50,000 megawatts, it is because their own people are not sabotaging their installations, they are not going to blow up the lines. If Nigerians continue to blow up and sabotage, then they can’t come around to say that there is no power.”


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E be like sey dem want to start another story again o..

Anytime i see owerri woman na run i dey. How man go spend over 1miliion for list alone when the girl sef no be virgin.I go prefer make all the men wey don chop am kon share for the list.lubbish and ronsence

[quote author=Toks2008 post=43669891][/quote]I don talk my own.

Bbsharon:
Hello everyone.

I was gisting with my boyfriend last week and we talked about what if someone approach me for marriage because we are age mate and he told me he has "PLAN B" if I leave him.

I was heartbroken and when he realised that he tried explaining that he is just trying to be on the safer side but when I told an older friend of mine about it she told me he (my bf) might be dating the other lady already but he loves me more. I became more confused and do not want to approach my boyfriend on the matter again because I do not want anything that will cause misunderstanding between us.

So I want to know other people's thoughts on this and if you happen to have been in such situation before please share how you handled it.

Mature contributions please..

Plan B make you ef tell am you get plan c

Jadekitana:
I'm quite disappointed seeing the way guys in lagos behave these days! This thread is based on stories i'v heard from friends and my experience as well.

Recently a friend in access bank borrowed her boyfriend 800k to start a business but got the shocking news that her boyfriend of 3years has eloped to UK without a trace.

As a pretty tall lady I get to have a lot of these guys as "toasters" even though i'm not always interested but I always have one or 2 things to add to my smartness. These are the questions an average lagos guy ask these days:

1) where do you live? Island or mainland
Once they hear lekki, oniru, ajah the next question is "do u live alone" if the answer is no, you would instantly see the disappointment but if it's yes, the next question is "when am I visiting, hope u cook well, is it a flat or self-con, I would sleep over o......... you can imagine!

2) where do you work? If they hear kpmg,gtb,acceSs, chevron etc instantly they become available for dating! They discharge any side chick to avoid complications as they wouldn't have to spend a dime on you.

If they hear: sorry i'm an applicant or a company that pays 40k e go be later for that babe

3) Do u have a car? Dude seriously? U wanna be driving my car? I buy fuel with my hard earned money while you park yours and you think i'm gonna release my keys to you to tour round lagos? Have a re-think.

4) what's your net worth? How much do you have in your account? How much do they pay you! Trust me they have other ways to check. I once dated a guy who called his cousin in my company to confirm how much I earn. Next thing he started complaining about low funds,how he needed to get a house bla bla bla. I kicked his ass to the curbs!

5) what do your parents do? Are they retired? Does your dad have companies? How many are you guys? Are u the first daughter(to know if u entitled to properties) how many cars do they have? Does your dad play gulf? Is he a member of polo club? no be only polo club na palmwine drinkers club e dey, rubbish!

Have you been out of the country before?? Yes dude i'v been to Somalia, that's abroad as well

Ladies who have no experience in relationship matters or those who are blinded by love tend to talk too much and become victims of these scammers. Next thing u hear is baby we must get married this year, I must settle down with you, this is my last bus stop, u are everything I want in a woman, meeeeen u'v got class babe, and the mumu would be blushing and putting his pics on BlackBerry and instagram with #mybooforages

Fast forward 3months later, u start hearing stories like I borrowed the ediot 300k he eloped, he took my 500k and when I asked he threatened to release my nude pictures etc

So these days it's all a game,the smart ones scale through! It not just ladies who do all that,guys have now adopted this new style and a lot get away with it. So y'all should not come here weeping and wailing about ladies, guys now have a degree in gold digging although some just enrolled in the university of gold diggers, others now have masters and phd.

Konny girl die konny man bury am.No be only women sabi the game abeg.

Toks2008:
Unfortunately according to wiki..a date is a specific day in the world's calender while dating is pure romance between two people.

But for offline friendship,i actually extended a hand of friendship and we are already friends offline.

maka why

WORDWORLD:
LordReed i am so glad that we are starting to understand one another on the LEVEL i recommended which is being 'INTELLECTUAL'.

At first read it sounded like 'PRIDE' or as you once said 'EGO'. But the TRUTH is God created all of us to be INTELLIGENT that is why we are SUPERIOR to animals. So, why ask for LESS. The IRONY and the TRUTH is that in our today's world is HUMANITY has become so DEHUMANIZED by systems and technology that we by ourselves created without putting HUMAN VALUE above the VALUE OF GOLD.

"Once we disconnect from the bullshit narratives that are forced down our throat by the mainstream media, as well as many out-dated cultural influences, we can better focus on AUTHENTICALLY LIVING IN HEALTHY, HAPPY AND HONORABLE WAYS"

I love to discuss with people who always have to think of earning their respect by respect others. And today, with your view not just because it is so TRUE but because its free of any words that will create energy wasted friction between us. I HAVE ALOT OF RESPECT FOR YOU. YOU EARNED IT!

We are all changing, we are all evolving. we are all at different stages from different back grounds, with different philosophy, with different perspectives. BUT ALL WE NEED AS HUMAN BEINGS IS THE HONEST QUEST TO UNDERSTANDING ONE ANOTHER.

Thank you very much for spending your precious time and making an HONEST CONTRIBUTION that futher teaches the world that privileges comes with alot of responsibilites.

ALL THAT THE WORLD NEEDS INORDER TO PROSPER IS SINCERITY.

The story of the TRADER is based on Kind heartedness, not on lust and on SINCERITY to marriage vows and not becoming a slave to INFEDILITY.

ONCE, AGAIN. MY REQUEST ON INTELLECTUAL DISCOURSE IS SO BECAUSE SOLUTIONS TO PROBLEMS CAN BE ARRIVED AT. WE MUST ALWAYS HAVE PRIORITIES THAT ARE OUTSTANDING.

Honestly its all about an 'INTELLIGENTSIA' on NairaLand as a priority and gratitude to God for making us Human beings and not Animals.

I hope i have tried to explaining the philosophy behind my request.

Thank you and i wish you good health and abundance of wealth and a heart that is kind.

lol..see grammar

Damfostopper:
I heard dat gals nowadays cut d tip of d condom or even refused d guy wearing condom if ur rich .... Infact if u don't take tym... D fit carry anoda person Belle cum impose for u.... Gals of 21st century.... I carry my dick for una... Dumb people stop blaming d celebrities... Gals r d cos

And small time dem go say dey want a monogamous affair.

Timileyin:
I made an online payment with my ATM to via my master card, and I was charged at the rate of 199usd to a naira and I felt it was the rate for the day cause there is no. Unofficial way in which they relate the charges to us. I made a transaction worth 500usd and now 24hours later my account is on debit, they keep removing my money and my accounts is suspended. They should relate this to us . Nigerian banks are really stupid

Online transaction dey fear me like

Adaobi12:
Op leave matter for mathias, this one is a pure lie. I love you, i love you too can be said by anybody at any given time, whether they meant it or not.

E be like sey you be better pickin because if not i go fall your hand wella. My ex don teach me that lesson.I go call you 12mid night and i fit wait a long time again samma you another call like 7pm infact by the time i try am like 5 times,you go give up if nah lie u dey lie.

tosyne2much:
Lmao na so she swerve you enter BRT lane shey?

Infact nah speed boat the babe enter.

This theory works so well. For those saying shebbi they will reply same way then you neva recieve unexpected call for where you go think twice before saying i love you too and na that time you go know sey e no easy to dey always reply that way.

3rdlegxxx:
I understand Tosin very well on this one, it's not just about saying 'I love you or not saying it' it's the response pattern, if one notices that pattern after four times, then it should be sending a message to the person involved, it's a bit psychological, sometimes it's harder to say the truth but easier to lie but it very difficult to repeat the same lie the same way and with the same confidence level. It could be babe what's up what are u doing right now? And u used to get just there on my bed, watching a movie or trying to make dinner and after some weeks or months into the relationship you now get ermmm nothing as an answer, you should observe if the pattern continues u should know something is wrong and it could be any of the two parties fault so u can check urself. My piece

Awesome.

There is no way anyone will fake this thing for long jare.

I still remember the way that my babe will reply with i love you too but i sensed it was not so real until she could no lonegr keep up with it and changed totally to responding with hmmm! abeg make we leave matter, if a surprise call comes in when you least expect it,that is when the truth will show.

BoiledHead:
The op is a fool. He thinks he s some wise guy maybe his useless posts use to make FP. The other day he posted that women who want to marry must be ready to accept their husband having a mistress. Indirectly encouraging men to be infidels and make it seem like a right to be. Good thing he got the needed bashing.

Now he has come again with another garbage of of a thread.

*Spits on thread*

LOL!

Without any form of favoritism,i guess you really need to grow up because i will never use that "fool word" for even my son or daughter.

I use to be so angry when i read or hear the opinion of others but now i am more matured to understand that everybody is entitled to his or her own opinion.Abeg no abuse me o,i was just stating my mind. Have a great week ahead.

BoiledHead:
Op it's like you enjoy writing trash.

You think k you have sense.

Everybody have their attitude. Some don't reply I love you too they reply with thanks or just same here as it's their persona will you now say they are cheating?

Mtcheew.. if you like swerve no be u be d only guy for town.. abeg

NEXT THREAD

LOL!

No wonder why the OP always talk about funny comments because honestly the embolden make sense but then i wonder if the other stuffs you wrote were necessary. You for make your point and your post will look mature.Na wa o

AlexCk:
Lol, bone am,
U see ur fne ring, n na ur bbe, na to leave fne, call am later, n tawk one lie na, n yan abt how u implicitly love him/her. its a classic move. Lol.

The truth is people pretend.

The bottom line is when dating, just be smart n careful, omo n pray too o, cuz no b everyone dey get over heartbreak.

Why i believe this write up die na because of wettin happen between me and one babe wey i date in the past.

Anytime i tell the babe say i love am she go reply say she love me too but when she go serve,after some months the thing change to hmmmmm! the rest na story.