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StreetFight:
Even you wey never chop since yesterday?

If I were you I will focus on proving it then if I renege on my promise then the joke is on me.

Eniitankorede:
Forgery means there was an original copy somewhere which has been forged. Can you show us an original copy which you believe has been forged?

Go back and read the meaning of fraud in the Nigeria criminal act.

Please do better and I promise to give you the 1000Quid.

Mhizzard:
You don cash out ba?

Bro no capping, I can confidently give that out to anyone who can prove what I wrote.

Tinubu supporters suddenly lost their bragadocio.

Is this an admittance that you have a fraud as the president?

As promised, I will look for £1000(N1.4M) and give it to anyone who can prove to me that Tinubu did not forge this document in the context of Nigeria Criminal act.

Section 465 of the Criminal Code Act in Nigeria states and I quote

" A person who makes a false document or writing knowing it to be false, and with intent that it may in any way be used or acted upon as genuine, whether in the State or elsewhere, to the prejudice of any person, or with intent that any person may, in the belief that it is genuine, be induced to do or refrain from doing any act, whether in the State or elsewhere, is said to forge the document or writing"

In other words, I will give £1000 to anyone who can prove that Tinubu did not commit a criminal act cause forgery is fraud.

The Document shows that Tinubu had a GCE result in 1970 from a school that was never in existence until 1974.

Oya, food don land.

Celebrityblog:
Is Zamfara Governor, Dauda Lawal the most handsome governor in Nigeria? He is 58 years old.

He seems to have displaced Seyi Makinde of Oyo as the cutest Governor.

Because he is 58 and still looks this young,i will give it to him.

But on a second thought, I think it would have been better if you post the pics of all the Governors so we can judge better.

OlujobaSamuel:
How about the forget password option??

I don't think bitcoin access has that.

I lost my password to twl bitcoins I got for free when bitcoin was worth almost zero $

This is why I'm forced to be sexually decent.

I give head so much and I wonder why I should protect my dck after I don use tongue scatter same place.

Then again I hate condom with a passion.

So I have to be extremely careful hence the reason I don't sleep about.

But I have been careless in the past tho.

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Poor drafted super story. So no anti retroviral drugs to use.

I'm not supporting fornication at all but I don't also support lying. Whoever wrote this piece lied.

Odibembem:
I hope u took time to listen to the reasons adduced by d SC why d deposition was not admissable? I told u ahead, u argued and argued and now d courts have done exactly as I predicted they would do. Thank me bro, show some respect

If you are wise you will see clearly that I don't strongly believe it will be admissible.

Guy let's just let this slide. I wish you all a bulaba tenure.

Cheers.

Toks2008:
If indeed you know i have been here since 2008 then you should know that i won't be foolish to start writing trash.

Nigerians are not expecting the supreme court to remove Tinubu and ofcourse we all know he may likely finish his first term if khaki boys allow him.

The point here is that the revelation of CSU has made it clear that Tinubu committed forgery and im not talking about CSU certificate but the Government college results forgery talking about forging a GCE result of a school that was never in existence until 4 years after. No lawyer in the world can defend him on this.

Section 465 of the Criminal Code Act in Nigeria. Definition of forgery
A person who makes a false document or writing knowing it to be false, and with intent that it may in any way be used or acted upon as genuine, whether in the State or elsewhere, to the prejudice of any person, or with intent that any person may, in the belief that it is genuine, be induced to do or refrain from doing any act, whether in the State or elsewhere, is said to forge the document or writing.
More: https://jurist.ng/criminal_code_act/sec-465

Any Tinubu's stooge who wants to argue this should argue with his or her keypad.

You are a smart guy. Nice one.

Even Tinubu knows this.

At least he has fulfilled his ambition.

Let Nigerians bear the shame of having a criminal as president.

saasala:
The wish and prayers of you vain labourers (Obiddiotss) is for Nigeria to fail and collapse so that you will look into the eyes of the BATmen and say "Ntooor, shebi I told you" forgetting that we are all in it together.

Very mumu and nonsense statement.

£1 = N1500
$1 = N1200

You are one of the problems in Nigeria if you are still playing the ostrich.

Nonsense.

How can you rescue a country from a drug lord, a criminal of international repute.. A forger and a man who thinks running a country is the same as running a drug cartel.

Nigeria is heading for total collapse.

Tinubu can not rule this country and the longer he rules, the worse it becomes for Nigerians.

Democracy is government by the people and for the people but Tinubu was not elected by the people so he can never work in people's favour.

DrMPH:
Lol. I will say it again.
The Nigeria they're cooking will be enjoyed by everyone who is unfortunate to either remain or raise kids in it. We will not know today, the extent of the damage state capture can do to a man who has no MEANS. Eyes will clear.

If Supreme court refuses to remove Tinubu, those who can will definitely remove him.

If you don't gerrit, forgerrit

meglith1:
Source: https://punchng.com/breaking-scourt-to-deliver-judgment-on-atiku-obis-appeals-against-tinubu-thursday/

We already know how it will play out.

I have no hope in Nigeria judiciary.

Vicloteck:
OP , you don't have sense . With all the things happening in the country , na penis enlargement you dey think.

Tell me you have been celebrate since Buhari took over.

OkCornel:
Na so…

You dey mind the clown.

He thinks Nigeria is a cartel that he can run with his emperor nature.

AntiChristian:
Error 404!

Why not invest in the failure of a case? Waste your funds for the next few years!

Who be this one?

Atiku should commence a criminal suit against Tinubu so that even if the corrupt judiciary in Nigeria clears him, no lawyer will even dare to defend him against clear forgery of a school result forged by him 4 years before the school was established.

Once he is convicted, that is the end of his political career and he will definitely spend the rest of his life in jail.

Section 468 of the Criminal Code Act in Nigeria says, “Any person who knowingly and fraudulently utters a false document or writing, or a counterfeit seal, is guilty of an offence of the same kind and is liable to the same punishment as if he had forged the thing in question.

It is immaterial whether the false document or writing, or counterfeit seal, was made in Nigeria or elsewhere".

SINisSIN:
He is actually right. If you can afford 3k-10k data monthly then you shouldn't be using the word suffering. People who suffer don't even have access to mere 2,000 naira per month.

If you can comfortably remove 3k, 5k, 10k for data every month then it means you still have small change to use for the rest of the month.

But Nigerians don't like to hear the truth, we prefer the ones that we want to hear.

The annoying thing most people in social media are not even there for any productive. Just watch tiktoks, follow celebrities, watch skits.

Your post lacks substance

Don't you know that hunger mixed with depression is Death.

Having access to Internet and social media helps your mental health.

adenigga:
Source: https://dailypost.ng/Nigerians-suffering-from-hunger-are-not-on-social-media-Pastor-Giwa

Mumu talk. Data I cheaper than this.

ezegold4we:
99% of some people here talking against japa and Life in UK has never seen Lagos talk More of crossing seme boarder,

UK this and UK that is all they type with Their ignorant imaginations and assumptions,

Let's me remind u ignoramus folk's that job's vacancies waiting to be filled in uk is much More than the people living in UK, UK will Keep receiving immigrants from now till 2030, there's nothing they can do about it,

Lot's of Nigerians in UK are doing Better and greater than other nationals,

All i see From some folks against people living in UK is envy, jealous And lack of exposure,

I will not say much, Keep wallowing in ur legendary ignorance.

Serious ignorance bro and I won't blame them cos I once had the mindset but now I know better.

casualobserver:
Are you a nobody? Do you not have people you can call, who,care about you, who call you to events, who,know you in your community etc etc? Don’t you have societies you belong to formally or informally? That is what it means to be a somebody.

Abroad no one gives a shit about you.


You people are taking for granted the things you enjoy in Nigeria. Like they say you do t know the value u til you lose it.

Hahahahahahaha bro biko no make me laff piss for body.

Please stop this illusion. Nobody gives 2fvk about you in naija.

Travel out and see how you are treated with utmost respect. Many Nigerians are recognized in their community for one feat or the other.

No nepotism, no man know man, no Godfatherism and lots more.

Please stop typing this illusion.

Thanks and do have a splendid week ahead.

casualobserver:
Like I said to the person above, you clearly don’t know what it means to be a somebody. Your problem is you think being a somebody is about finances. Every village, every street, every church, every what not in Nigeria , you are a somebody. Whether you are the hungry Mai guard, the Uber driver, the bank manager the struggling teacher, the doctor or the governor. As a Nigerian abroad, you are a nobody. This is not about your bank account or whether you can pay your bills.

Everybody is Nigeria is a somebody in his circle or society. Abroad you are a nobody. You won’t understand this because most of you have never lived abroad. By the time most Nigerians abroad realize this, they have spent too much time abroad and can’t come back or adjust, or in most cases they have nothing to show financially for their financial japa abroad and are too ashamed to come back.

Your postulation is greatly flawed.

Many Nigerians back home are nobody in the context of your explanation and most Nigerians abroad are actually somebody in Nigeria and even abroad because they are treated more like humans abroad than even in Nigeria.

STOP writing this crinkum crankums.

Chai

I don't know if to pity Tinubu or feel ashamed for him.

Lekan239:
just like expecting and igbo girl doing housegirl in lagos or a Ogbomoso guy pushing cart in lagos to work and build house in there respective villages.

The only people who can Carter for them self abroad and still send more moni home*niger* are either people who earn money illegally, people who owns successful biz there, people who are high income earners, and olosho them.

People who are cleaning yansh in the UK are very low income earners. Even the moni they earn is nor even enough to carter for there lifestyle there. Funny enough majority of Nigerians in the UK fall into this group

Must you type nonsense?

On the contrary, care givers make insane money in the UK.

STOP WRITING RUBBISH.

This is for people working just 36hours a week meaning you can make more.

No pun intended... Some Nigerians are the most clueless set of people in the world.

They type rubbish without due research

Mindlog:
A single person who is legal in the UK and working full time can very comfortably save one million naira every month after every, every.

This is the truth people here don't tell people back home.

I see this as pure witchcraft.

3ice9ce:
I have been going to the UK since when my Dad was in paid employment. Not even my money, paid for. No be all of us come from wretched background like you. A fool that travelled to the UK for the first time in 2017 no get talk where I dey.
I repeat, it is only those whose lives have no meaning in Nigeria that go to the UK. You asswipe, get the fok out of my mentions and go find an asz to clean.

You are still ranting.. Can you let me expose you or just keep mum right now.

lendahand:
so going by this calculation it will take like 19yrs to raise 95k in savings

Are you talking about 95k pounds?

If yes then you still need to know how thing work in the UK.

The system makes it easier to get what you want without the stress of saving huge sum and you can actually borrow that amount from a bank if you have good credit score and you can pay back in ridiculous bits every month.

See, there are many things one will never understand until you get into the system but whatever you do... DON'T EVER COMPARE SOUTH AFRICA LET ALONE UK with NIGERIA.

In Nigeria there is no job or biz security so you can be making 2m a month and you can wake up tomorrow and find yourself jobless.

Asides from politicians, thieves, yahoo boys and perhaps fortunate few, Nigeria is just a game of chance for the rest citizens

NFBI:
I always see UK as a dry country i don't know why

Bro honestly speaking I thought same way until I came here.

Let me explain to people willing to come to the UK and this will be the pure truth.

1. Please don't come to THE UK without the right to work cos you will most likely be frustrated cos you will be exploited by landlords, wicked employers and even people who may promise you settlement by association.

2. If you come with a right to work please don't be picky for a start cos you actually need certification to get almost any job in the UK so be ready to see the one you see at the begining and move up from there.

3. Do not do pass your power. NHS is free and you don't have to go through waiting time(I won't discuss how here)

4. Because you can do as many jobs as possible just try to work to the point of making at least 1500 after tax (very possible)

5. If you live in London which is presumed to be the most exp city, you can still manage yourself by...

*Get a shared apartment with all bills inclusive for not more than 500 and make sure it is all bills inclusive meaning your monthly gas, water, electricity, WiFi, council tax fees are all included.

*Don't spend more than 200 to feed

*Get an affordable phone Internet subscription for 15

*Get a pay as you go oyster card for transportation and the maximum you could spend is 150

*Set aside 150 for misc.

You will still have savings of £415

Now remember you can actually earn far above 1500 after tax. So the more you earn the more you upgrade and you can also do side biz.

This is for a single person.

Walk your way up from this point.

Now the misconception is about the high price of rent but let me break it down once again.

In the UK, you live very quality life that people buy in Nigeria.

What is the cost of uninterrupted electricity in Nigeria?

What is the cost of one month cooking gas in Nigeria?

What will you pay to have a 5g WiFi sub good enough to stream movies non stop for one month?

How much do you pay in renting one very decent room.

Now relate this with paying 500pounds which is just about 6 days wage in the UK.

Now reason it out.

ppogba:
Sounds more like a joke to me too.
You know the typical Nigerian gist. Someone heard from someone, narrates it to another until the original version disappears.

Ask the fellow telling this tale whether he knows the magistrate personally and then story will change.

A Magistrate that has a clear cut carreer path abi another one?
A Magistrate that has the chance of being elevated to an higher position in the corruption riddled judiciary abi another one?

Just read some gists and move on my brother.

Don't conclude until you know why he moved.