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Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: A Responsible Man Needed by wrongnumber: 7:02pm On Jul 27, 2015
GENO:
A friend of mine needs a responsible, God fearing, straight forward man for a serious relationship which can lead to marriage.

The man must have a job and his age must be between 33-40years

She can be reached on 08180335286
I would have contacted her if that job part was not added.

Apparently she is not ready for a relationship.
FamilyRe: 10 Reasons Nigerian Men Run From Marriage - Vanguard by wrongnumber: 5:11pm On Jul 27, 2015
sonofananimal1:
RESPECT BROS!!!

YOU DESERVE MY UNINTERRUPTED RESPECT
To buttress my point please anyone on this thread should scan through the four pages of conversation and quote all the posts from the ladies who i don't think is up to 5 then read the posts and you will agree with me that we guys are in deep shit.

Many Nigerian girls are totally empty mentally,intellectually and i cry inside that i have no choice but to pick one of these dumb brains to marry.

This is why i will choose a pepper seller with intelligent acumen over a banker who does not have a strong IQ to even manage the career she probably got with her body.

The more sexy a lady is the dumber she becomes and this is why ladies who are not too outwardly beautiful are getting cute and responsible guys while the so called sexy ones are yet to get a man fore keeps.
FamilyRe: 10 Reasons Nigerian Men Run From Marriage - Vanguard by wrongnumber: 9:23am On Jul 27, 2015
11. DUMB BRAINS

Many nigeria ladies have nothing in their brain except the taughts of latest shoes and bags,body creams,telenovena and body flaunting.

Look at nairaland for instance and observe every intellectually rich thread. You will hardly see one intellectual post from a lady except emonitions and baseless insultive responses.

Go to facebook and instagram and you will see them flaunt sexy figures and body parts as though that is all there is to being a lady.

Real men go for a lady with brain and keep them while they explore the dumb ones who only flaunt overused bodies.

SMH
FamilyRe: 10 Reasons Nigerian Men Run From Marriage - Vanguard by wrongnumber: 9:16am On Jul 27, 2015
Houseofglam7:
E fit be true o!
Common sense should tell you that every point is true.
I was expecting a more intellectual contribution.
RomanceRe: Do All Men Cheat??? by wrongnumber: 8:06am On Jul 27, 2015
scribble:
You've been in a relationship with a girl for 10 years


Wait until you have some money then come back and tell us another cool story
Whats this one implying? FYI i am financially ok and that has got nothing to do with my being faithful to a lady. I am a believer and when i do that i do it not because of one crazy love i have for her but its because i love GOD and would love to please GOD.
RomanceRe: Do All Men Cheat??? by wrongnumber: 11:16pm On Jul 26, 2015
grad2012:
Real men don't cheat
I have never ever cheated on any lady i date in my life even my past affair of over 10years, This is why im so particular about waiting to get what i want.
RomanceRe: Are You Guilty Of This? by wrongnumber: 8:43pm On Jul 26, 2015
grad2012:
Lol I only check if the person quotes me cool smiley
I just checked your pics too and i must say you have the type of figure i can remain sexually faithful to all the days of my life.

Please be my lady no kidding. i will marry you sharp shrp.
RomanceRe: What Do You Find Sexy About A Guy/girl??? Help Someone Out Please by wrongnumber: 8:40pm On Jul 26, 2015
MzMayD:
ah ah ah cheesy



Hilarious
Yes o, I can't imagine myself not doing it for my wife.Just can't and i even prefer it to s*x
RomanceRe: Are You Guilty Of This? by wrongnumber: 6:48pm On Jul 26, 2015
timm1990:
I plead guilty sir, just temper justice with mercy cheesy
Lol i guess the op will tamper mercy with Johnson.
RomanceRe: What Do You Find Sexy About A Guy/girl??? Help Someone Out Please by wrongnumber: 6:42pm On Jul 26, 2015
MzMayD:
cool!


You wont mind me calling you ass licker ridht? cheesy grin
Snaileater sounds more coded

You know the female core looks like a snail opening and since i love to chew it i think that name is codedly ideal.
RomanceRe: What Do You Find Sexy About A Guy/girl??? Help Someone Out Please by wrongnumber: 6:36pm On Jul 26, 2015
MzMayD:
giving heaad could be dangerous you know?
Unfortunately im addicted to it and i can give my lady head for over an hour. This is why i dont sleep around or patronize whores.

And except the lady has an infection the place is usually cleaner than our mouth with the help of lactobacillus acidophillus a bacteria flora that keeps the womaniness always clean so as long as the lady is clean she will be well licked expecially my wife.
RomanceRe: What Do You Find Sexy About A Guy/girl??? Help Someone Out Please by wrongnumber: 6:26pm On Jul 26, 2015
MzMayD:
cool
Thats the outwrd quality though.

She must be hygienically ok because i love giving head a lot and a lady must be clean to get lots and lots of that from me
RomanceRe: What Do You Find Sexy About A Guy/girl??? Help Someone Out Please by wrongnumber: 6:19pm On Jul 26, 2015
MzMayD:
i hope you mean that wink
Every letter dearie.

i love curvy chics no doubt but before i really decide to woo you i always make sure i chat you up.

Once i observe that you are dumb up there,i reverse my decision and im not talking about grammertical prowess but a sound intellect.

i get hard on when i hear an intelligent lady speak.
RomanceRe: What Do You Find Sexy About A Guy/girl??? Help Someone Out Please by wrongnumber: 6:13pm On Jul 26, 2015
MzMayD:
yeah yeah !!

Just like every other guys sad sad


But i hope you guys know it later becomes the house of poop and fat when the lady gets old grin grin



I hope you would still find it attractive then tongue tongue
Me i know how to choose o.

Many ladies at 18 go don gather yansh finish and at 30 she will turn to abacha while some ladies with moderate sexy figure at 20 will be a kim k at 35 to 45 and thats wat i look out for but as i wrote, i will choose brain over curves.

look at this thread for instance,have we seen one intellectual post from just one lady?

go to fashion section and see them. Many naija babes are empty up there.
RomanceRe: What Do You Find Sexy About A Guy/girl??? Help Someone Out Please by wrongnumber: 6:05pm On Jul 26, 2015
MzMayD:
stop shaking your head but brain tongue tongue


Tell me what u find sexy in ladies wink
I love curvy chics but i will choose an intelligent and mentally ound ugly lady over a hottie anyday.

A lady s intellect is my greatest turn on.
RomanceRe: Ladies, What's Your Take On This (photo) by wrongnumber: 6:01pm On Jul 26, 2015
Cutehector:
Shoe? Mehn merlissa, ur fellow girlfrnds are buyin wristwatches and gold chains for dr guys... Na shoe u go buy....


Wahala dey
You no thank God say she even taught about buying you something.

You never jam.
RomanceRe: Are You Guilty Of This? by wrongnumber: 5:57pm On Jul 26, 2015
swtdrms:
Guilty as charged, but it has to do with unexpected intelligent comments from the "f" lettered gender since i believe majority of them have nothing upstairs, so if u find those few with intellect, you'll be forced to check her up
A million likes for your comment.

in a society where most of the ladies are mentally dumb and all you see them talk anout is the new cream bags and shoes in town,they flaunt curves as if that is all to life yet have nothing up there. You will be forced to check up the profile pics of any lady who makes sensible post.
FamilyRe: You Met Your Wife Sister Like This, What Will You Do? by wrongnumber: 5:52pm On Jul 26, 2015
Mayor21:
Fucck out her brains of course!
Habba,your wife sister. i guess you are joking
FamilyRe: I Told My Hubby To Stop Using My Money.am I Wrong? by wrongnumber: 9:09am On Jul 20, 2015
Toks2008:
Oh i know that women are the greatest liars but lets just assume she is saying the truth.
LOL! That moment when a lady tells you she has never done any wedding with a man and you send her a pics of her and a man coming out of marriage registry with marriage certificates and holding hands.

Many men have been sent to early graves dating and professing love to married ladies who claim they are single. If only due diligence can be done on the immediate past affairs of whoever we are really interested in dating or marrying,the better it will be for us.

Women are the worst liars on earth.

Proverbs 30:20:"This is the way of an adulterous woman: She eats and wipes her mouth and says, 'I've done nothing wrong.'

Christianity EtcRe: Masturbation Opens Spiritual Portals. by wrongnumber: 9:06pm On Jun 20, 2015
spawnx:
I hope you guys can learn a thing from this article

Succubus: (plural: succubi) a creature of female
form who has sexual intercourse with us in our
dreams and fantasies. Etymology: Middle
English, from Medieval Latin, alteration of Latin
succuba paramour, from succubare to lie under,
from sub- + cubare to lie, recline.
Incubus: (plural: incubi) a creature of male form
who has sexual intercourse with us in our
dreams and fantasies. Etymology: Middle
English, from Late Latin, from Latin incubare.
"When the semen falls outside of the womb,
then because of its corrupted salts certain
parasites are formed. These parasites
adhere to the Astral Body of the one who
created them. Thus, in this way, they
absorb the life of their creators. The
masturbating males engender “succubi”
and the masturbating females engender
“incubi.” These larvae incite their creators
to incessantly repeat the act of
masturbation which gave them life. They
have the same color as the air, therefore
they cannot be seen by simple sight." -
Samael Aun Weor, Occult Medicine and
Practical Magic
"Women who masturbate engender incubi
from their spilled seminal fluid. Likewise,
men who masturbate engender succubi
from their ejaculated semen. Incubi are
masculine and the succubi are feminine.
These “elementaries” incite their progenitors
to repeat the perverted vice that gave them
life; they live at the expense of the Vital
Body of their progenitors. This is how incubi
and succubi physically weaken their
victims. [...] The phantasmata elementaries
wander around at night and go to the beds
of fornicators in order to fecundate their
spilled seminal fluid, from which countless
larvae of all types emerge." - Samael Aun
Weor, Logos Mantra Theurgy
...when Cain had killed Abel, Adam
separated from his wife and
cohabitated with two female elementals,
and from his intercourse with them was
begotten a great and numerous progeny
of demons and elementaries who at
night time appear in attractive forms
and thus give rise to offspring like unto
themselves. In scripture, they are
termed 'the plagues of the children of
men.' Though human in appearance,
they are void of hair and of them
scripture speaks. 'I will chasten him
with the rod of men and with the
plagues of the children of men'...
Said Rabbi Simeon: "Adam as stated
was separated from his wife a hundred
and thirty years, during which time he
begat demons and elementals that
swarmed throughout the world. Whilst
under the influence of the impure spirit
he felt no desire to become associated
with Eve, but after repenting and
overcoming his animal propensities, he
became again united to her and then it
is said, 'he begat a son in his own
likeness.' Observe that when a man
begins walking in the wrong and
downward path his thoughts and
inclinations become impure and carnal,
all love of virtue and purity leaves him
through the impure elementals he
attracts into his aura. Happy and
blessed are they who find and walk in
the path of light that shineth more and
more unto the perfect day, for then are
their lives truly clean and real lives and
their offspring is like unto them; and of
them scripture saith, 'For the upright
shall dwell in the land.'" (Prov. ii., 21)...
Woe unto those who are ignorant and
therefore unable to avert and ward off
the influence of these defiling elemental
beings that swarm in their myriads
throughout the world. If it were
permitted to behold them, we should be
amazed and confounded and wonder
how the world could continue to exist. -
The Zohar : Genesis: Chapter XXXII
"The terms incubus and succubus have been
applied indiscriminately by the Church
Fathers to elementals. The incubus and
succubus, however, are evil and unnatural
creations, whereas elementals is a collective
term for all the inhabitants of the four
elemental essences. According to
Paracelsus, the incubus and succubus
(which are male and female respectively)
are parasitical creatures subsisting upon
the evil thoughts and emotions of the astral
body. These terms are also applied to the
superphysical organisms of sorcerers and
black magicians. While these larvæ are in
no sense imaginary beings, they are,
nevertheless, the offspring of the
imagination. By the ancient sages they were
recognized as the invisible cause of vice
because they hover in the ethers
surrounding the morally weak and
continually incite them to excesses of a
degrading nature. For this reason they
frequent the atmosphere of the dope den,
the dive, and the brothel, where they attach
themselves to those unfortunates who have
given themselves up to iniquity. By
permitting his senses to become deadened
through indulgence in habit-forming drugs
or alcoholic stimulants, the individual
becomes temporarily en rapport with these
denizens of the astral plane. The houris
seen by the hasheesh or opium addict and
the lurid monsters which torment the victim
of delirium tremens are examples of
submundane beings, visible only to those
whose evil practices are the magnet for
their attraction." - Secret Teachings of All
Ages (1928) by Manly P. Hall
"Incubi and succubi are formed from the
sperm of those who perform the imaginative
anti-natural act of masturbation (in
thoughts or desires). And because it comes
only from the imagination, it is not genuine
sperm (material) but corrupt salt. Only
semen that comes from an organ selected
by Nature for its development can
germinate in a body. When sperm does not
come from appropriate matter (nutritious
substratum) it will not produce anything
good, but will generate something useless.
For this reason, incubi and succubi that
originate from corrupt semen are harmful
and useless in accordance with the natural
order of things. These germs which are
formed in the imagination are born of
Amore Heress, which signifies the type of
love whereby a man imagines a woman, or
vice-versa, in order to copulate with the
image created within the sphere of his mind.
The expulsion of a useless, ethereal fluid
results from this act, incapable of producing
offspring but instead bringing larvae into
existence. Imagination used in this way
gives birth to an exuberant shamelessness
which, if pursued, can make a man
impotent and a woman sterile, because
during the frequent practice of any such
unhealthy visualization, much real creative
energy is lost. The larvae-egos of
lasciviousness are real, thinking,
autonomous entities within which a good
percentage of consciousness is
imprisoned." - Paracelsus, De Origine
Morborum Invisibilium
How to Eliminate Succubi and
Incubi
First, stop creating and feeding them, meaning
that one has to stop abusing sexual energy
through sexual fantasy, lasciviousness, and
masturbation.
No offense but were you ever taught essay writing or comprehension while in secondary school?

Please paragraph this and repost it or maybe edit it.
Christianity EtcRe: Masturbation Opens Spiritual Portals. by wrongnumber: 9:04pm On Jun 20, 2015
Pornography is very very wrong which makes masturbation a twisted case because most people who masturbate do so when watching porn or thinking about an illicit sex affair and that makes it outright fornication.
CelebritiesRe: See What Hard Work Has Done For Comedian AY. by wrongnumber: 6:50am On Jun 20, 2015
Toks2008:
Hard-work is very essential but the truth is that making it in life is 5% hard-work and 95% of GOD's favor


Ecclesiastes 9:11.New Living Translation

"I have observed something else under the sun. The fastest runner doesn't always win the race, and the strongest warrior doesn't always win the battle. The wise sometimes go hungry, and the skillful are not necessarily wealthy. And those who are educated don't always lead successful lives. It is all decided by chance, by being in the right place at the right time"
I totally agree with you because the last time i checked, Alibaba was there before him,basoreg,klint,Julius and many more but he seems to be outshining these people and i guess its not really about hard-work but its about being smart but nevertheless shall we say those i mention were not smart too?

30days in Atlanta is an interesting movie and the highest ever profitable movie in Nollywood yet there have been more interesting Nollywood comedy films that never made such impact so shall we call this hard-work or GOD's favor?

In-fact there is a rumor going round that he uses some form of spiritual enhancer to gather crowd to his events and also to boost his career but AS I WROTE,ITS A RUMOR.

So Yes hard-work is very essential but i believe we need more of smartness in this present age and i guess face-book founder as well as other smart guys who rule the world will tell you that smartness pays more than hard-work but GOD's favor reigns supreme.,
RomanceRe: Don’t Marry Your Boyfriend If He Does These 4 Things by wrongnumber: 2:57pm On Jun 15, 2015
gfullmoon:
Tell me a man who doesn't cheat? I'll tell you a smart guy who is never caught or is dead broke. The society is something else nowadays,it's only a handful of men who doesn't Cheat on their Spouse. Married men nowadays even cheat more than boyfriends with girls who even like it when they're married.
The last time i checked i have never cheated on any lady in my life even the last one that lasted for years before we broke up.

I believe in going for what i want and that's why i find it hard to cheat but if i settle for anything less than what i want,i am likely to cheat.

The question is what do i want? a lady with 36,27,40 statistic will do and i can manage a bigger form.
RomanceRe: Don’t Marry Your Boyfriend If He Does These 4 Things by wrongnumber: 2:54pm On Jun 15, 2015
dickrider:
My boyfriend lasted 30minutes on the 1st round today. We started around 5am in the cold morning weather. I was asleep when he started rubbing my nippple and titts till i woke up. He slid his finger into my honey pot and kissed me passionately. I went for his big Rod and sucked the cap gently till he started groaning and had a pre-cum. He penetrated me afterwards and i was so happy cos it the best sex we ever had. He used origin bitters mixed with milk and it did wonders. I feel so good and sexually satisfied. cool

try the combination and have a pleasant sex life
You are lost.
CelebritiesRe: Maje Ayida To Alleged Mistress: “I Have Taken Your Virginity. U R Mine Forever!” by wrongnumber: 2:50pm On Jun 15, 2015
FrancisTony:
This guy is heartless, shameless et al.....and he sucks big time - Aunty Toke, you deserve better. embarassed
Go find one for her..Odensin
PoliticsRe: Buhari Speaks To ARISE TV On New Cabinet, Saraki, Others by wrongnumber: 10:09am On Jun 15, 2015
millionaireman:
But Methinks, Buhari had contested to lead Nigeria since 2003, if bringing Nigeria to the path to greatness was his objective, he ought to have been having at his fingertips the ministers and the blue print long prepared by him to use for business.
There are always due process.Thats the point.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Speaks To ARISE TV On New Cabinet, Saraki, Others by wrongnumber: 8:15am On Jun 15, 2015
INTROVERT:
“Unfortunately, the outgone government did not cooperate, so what the committee did was to divide itself into about five sub-committees, and I (only) got the report I think three days ago"


Let's be a lil bit more patient with GMB. Even when we start a new job it takes 3 to 6 months for out impact to be felt, talk less of managing a country like Nigeria.

Abeg help me tell haters to wait for at least a year before they start grunting.
CelebritiesRe: Nigerians Drag Annie Idibia Into The Toke Makina Mess by wrongnumber: 4:16am On Jun 15, 2015
DrGroove:
What's with all these hype about a married man impregnating his girlfriend?
Toke dis,Maje dat!
I really wonder what's the big deal is
So if Toke is a relationship expert,does it suddenly make her husband less of a man?
Una just dey hia dey give una sef headache.i won't be surprised the victim Toke won't be bothered.abi una think say she no know say her husband get another babe for that long?
Toke may have just wanted a ring on her finger and a Mrs title to fit into her society(thats is the only reason a woman needs to marry in dis generation,esp when she is successful n doesn't depend on a man for survival)
to the ladies bashing the man,hold ya self dere
No man,i repeat,no man ever gets satisfied screwing one woman.Hang urself if e dey pain u
Maje may have another babe(s) aside his baby mama to be,i won't be surprised
sex is food n experiment to men
Every man wants to bed as many women as possible,get that into ur skulls!
I really commend Maje for choosing his long time Gf to have his baby.Most men would hv gone for the maid,wife's sister,friend,recharge card seller,pure water hawker,dustbin packer,etc
If u want to marry,go ahead n marry.stop looking for faithful man,e no dey o.
in olden days when women were decent,sex was sacred,men cheated steady,some married more wives and the women understood.Marriage worked.nowadays wives be fighting hubby for sleeping wt another woman,why??
If u are expecting ur husband not to cheat When he is now forced to grudgingly unhappily marry only one wife,when everything in this world now suggests of sex,even the air we breathe and d food we eat is all about sex!,abeg wake up before u bedwet!
I am a lady and I tell u
A married man has 1 wife+10 girlfriends+100 flings

Drink otapiapia and die!
That's easier than quoting me to argue!!


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The fact is that not all men love to bed as many ladies as possible but 98% will and the remaining 2% wil crave for it but may be disciplined enough not to do it but every other letter by letter of your post is so so so spot on and i think every lady should print out your post and paste it somewhere to read everyday and amazingly this is coming from a lady.

I am not a philanderer and i know someone who have never cheated on his woman for over 13years but if all you wrote is true for 95% of guys then i second it 100%
CelebritiesRe: Nigerians Drag Annie Idibia Into The Toke Makina Mess by wrongnumber: 4:08am On Jun 15, 2015
jascon1:
I respect Ur opinion and I mean no sarcasm, but as a happily married man I do reckon that u need a brain transplant. Listen, put urself in someone's situation b4 u conclude. I wud rather remain single than live with a woman who wud reduce my life span with her dirty sexual escapades. Even the Bible grants me that right to divorce ONLY because of ADULTERY. It is the CHOICE of the person offended to EITHER stay or leave. I won't support your nefarious "men will be men" theory. When did men commence existence and how old are u? Who made u the last man for any woman? Don't let Ur lack of moral incite u to convince others to sins that deeply affect their loved ones. If u know u r not ready to respect a commitment, God, ur wife and kids then dont get married. Dont drag women into Ur filthy games. God hates adulterers. Read proverbs 6:32; Exodus 20:14 n many more
I guess you are the one who needs a serious brain surgery.

I read through toks post and i see a lot of sense in it. You responded in the affirmative because you just compared his notion with a woman cheating on her hubby which is totally unacceptable.

Polygamy is for a man and bigamy is also ok for a man and unless you are a toddler or you still have a toddlers mentality,i expect you to agree with this age long fact. Its not about committing adultery but its about marrying another lady.No one is supporting adulterous act.
CelebritiesRe: Nigerians Drag Annie Idibia Into The Toke Makina Mess by wrongnumber: 11:15pm On Jun 14, 2015
cramjones:
The lesson all Nigerians should learn from this mess are:

1. There is absolutely no need talking with your spouse on social media for the whole world to see. You guys see each other, talk to yourselves directly.

2. Marriage is never a ticket to happiness, never let anyone make you feel less important if you are not married.

3. Never date someone for over a decade, you can never know all about someone. Even couples that have been married for over 2 decades still learn new things about themselves - You will know the first 3 months if this is your person or not.

4. Never trust yourself in choosing your spouse. Depend on God, depend on that still small voice. Only God knows the deepest part of a man's/woman's heart.

5. Not everyone who posts romantic adventures with their spouses on social media are happy. Most times it is a front. Don't be depressed and think your life sucks because you are not getting the type of vacations and gifts being paraded on social media.

Above all, when your relationship/marriage crashes like it did for sweet Toke, never give up. Life has its ups and downs. With persistence, focus and a heart with love, you will surely find love and happiness again, and God will certainly fix your brokenness.

Annie Idibia I detest! Her and her husband's example should never be adored by any!

I wish you well Toke. You will surely prevail...hang in there.

Shalom!

CramJones
point of correction, the marriage has not crashed.

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