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Properties › Re: Emeka Ikwechegh Donates New House To Blind Woman In Abia (Photos) by wwwtortoise(m): 3:21pm On Sep 03, 2019
cool

Very commendable.

Alas some good news can come from Abia.
Politics › Re: “Nigerians Deserve Better” - Ben Bruce On Xenophobic Attacks In South Africa by wwwtortoise(m): 8:41am On Sep 03, 2019
All talk and no action.
Sports › Re: FIFA The Best Men's Player Award Finalists: Ronaldo, Messi, Virgil Van Diyk by wwwtortoise(m): 3:16pm On Sep 02, 2019
It should be given to Ole Gunnar Solkjaer for discovering oil with young, talentless and pampered overgrown babies.

More oil Gunnar as you keep going down the table cheesy

Ps: from an ex-united fan who now 'never walk alone' grin
Fashion › Re: Traffic Boutique! Mannequins On The Road In Lagos by wwwtortoise(m): 7:34pm On Sep 01, 2019
Nairaland draws inspiration from instagram grin

I get nostalgia when i come across FP topics cos i have already seen it on the gram.

Btw how come 1999 camry pencil light has rear wiper-blade shocked
Phones › Re: 3 Reasons Why Nigeria Isn’t Ready For 5G Technology In 2019 by wwwtortoise(m): 1:19pm On Sep 01, 2019
shocked

Nigeria is a nation of misplaced priority.

Christianity Etc › Re: Is Taking Alcohol Responsibly A Sin ? by wwwtortoise(m): 1:04pm On Sep 01, 2019
grin

Rule of thumb: too much of everything is bad.

Ecclesiastics 7:15-17
Adverts › Re: E-hailing Whatsapp Group -uber/taxify Drivers And Partners by wwwtortoise(m): 1:04pm On Sep 01, 2019
The link is not working.
Add me 08162073392
Business › Re: . by wwwtortoise(m): 12:50pm On Sep 01, 2019
I am interested
Politics › Re: Abia Guber: Ikpeazu Urges Tribunal To Dismiss Otti’s Petition by wwwtortoise(m):
cool

A state that is supposed to be a force to reckon with in the league of her four neighbouring brothers has totally decayed economically, environmentally, spiritually and fundamentally at its lowest ebb.

Passing through the unfriendly stewardship of rogues known for greed and insatiable quest for continuous embezzlement through thick network of political godfatherism.

I weep for our youths entangled in that geographic space because it will take strong personal discipline and spiritual uprightness to resist the evil that will offshoot from there in no time.

People will soon resort to proud display of charms and ill gotten wealth as bystanders will cheer them on gleefully while searching for an opportunity to join the trend.

This would go viral as idle minds from other spaces will join the bandwagon.

(This is a revelation)

God save your state 'God's own state'.
Nairaland General › Re: Big Python Caught In Akwa Ibom (Photos) by wwwtortoise(m): 4:14pm On Aug 30, 2019
angry

Lala too much of everything is bad.

I hope you know why i am saying this?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Police Suspend Recruitment Of 10,000 Constables, Give Reasons by wwwtortoise(m): 3:56pm On Aug 30, 2019
sad

Better give them proper training so they will not end up adding to the societal nuisance constituted by those mofos, thieves and drunkards parading as NPF officers.
Business › Re: TICAD7: Invest 5% Of $50bn Pledge On African Entrepreneurs, Elumelu Urges Japan by wwwtortoise(m): 5:25am On Aug 30, 2019
Good one sir.

Entrepreneurship accounts for 95% of businesses, 70% of employment and over 50% of national GDP in Nigeria.

Give us sustainable power supply and favourable economic policies and watch Nigeria's economy boom like never before.
Romance › Re: Woman Warned By Her Male Friend's Girlfriend After She Ordered Lunch For Him by wwwtortoise(m): 5:12pm On Aug 29, 2019
grin

The title of this thread alone is a brain-twister.

Op: Woman Warned By Her Male Friend's Girlfriend After She Ordered Lunch For Him.

Me: Nairalander confused after reading a nairalander's topic on what majority of nairalanders' don't usually give a f**k about in nairaland.

No b only op sabi twist brain cool
Sports › Re: Carabao Cup Draw: Man City To Play Preston, Man Utd Meet Rochdale by wwwtortoise(m): 2:54pm On Aug 29, 2019
Las las Rochas go still beat man u
Business › Re: Nigerian Entrepreneurs Who Are Doing Nigeria And Africa Proud by wwwtortoise(m): 1:58pm On Aug 29, 2019
grin

I am one of them.

Mirror62 is coming soon.
Fashion › Re: 8 Fashion Brands We All Know By Name But Haven't Seen The Faces Behind Them by wwwtortoise(m): 10:55pm On Aug 27, 2019
kingzjay:
What of the ones made in Ariaria and Market Road in Aba?

Charity begins at home joor
We are getting there soon.

Mirror62
Business › Re: You Can Run Just Errands On Anyworq And Earn Up To ₦6k Working For 5hours/day by wwwtortoise(m): 6:26pm On Aug 26, 2019
Shed more light on these areas

- How is the work assigned

- Working hours

- Clarification on type/kind of jobs to be carried out

- Renumeration model

From the little i understand on this, it appears to be a platform that brings people who have tasks to carryout and stewards ready to execute the tasks in real time.

If i am right then consider partnership with me because i have an existing business modeled on this.
Business › Re: Nigerians To Pay 5% VAT On Online, Internet Transactions January 2020 — FIRS by wwwtortoise(m): 5:57pm On Aug 26, 2019
cool
Education › Re: Transport University, Daura Katsina: Expert's Opinion by wwwtortoise(m): 5:44pm On Aug 26, 2019
JimohMomoh:
Most of the things APC criticized PDP of doing they are also repeating it, recurrent expenditure has already taken over the budget and we are already in deficit but FG is still creating institutions that will increase recurrent expenditure. The Maritime University in NigerDelta is in a mess because of lack of funds. It's all politics, when Buhari leaves power tomorrow the new President will abandon the transport university and think of how to create one in his own community and the cycle of waste continues. Some governors are also following these path.
When these institutions produce graduates where will they work. More yahooboys will fill the streets and the girls into instagram oloshoism.
The presidency should declare emergency on power and give itself realistic targets.
SMEs and Startups need stable electricity to survive. They are the biggest employer of labour.
Higher institutions are already littered everywhere in Nigeria all they need is adequate funding and proper administration not building new ones.
You just spoke my mind.

This is another white elephant project targeted at public fund embezzlement.
Travel › Re: Escaping Death: My Journey Through America by wwwtortoise(m): 7:44pm On Aug 23, 2019
Following
Politics › Re: Nigerians Attack Ike Ekweremadu In Germany by wwwtortoise(m): 7:34pm On Aug 17, 2019
Treat them F**kup wherever you see them outside the shores of Nigeria. Be it at ceremonies, summits, tourism, pilgrimage, . . . .

This is how best they can learn and hopefully change not social media protest and newspaper mouth-running.
Celebrities › Re: 8 Nigerian Celebrities Who Have Attempted Suicide -nö 3 Is Shocking (PHOTOS) by wwwtortoise(m): 11:52am On Aug 16, 2019
Poor journalism.

However, the prevailing circumstances in Nigeria is a big indicator that many of her citizens are either depressed or fighting depression.

This cuts across all sections of the societal hierarchy. The rich, poor, Christians, Muslims, tall, short, fair, dark, employed, unemployed, ..... are all victims of this at varying degrees.

To remain sane and happy in Nigeria, embrace one or more of these tips:

- Connect more to the spiritual world in whichever way you can (mine is seeking the face of God)

- Engage in exercise more often

- Try to put smile on the faces of people around you. This might sound silly but it works like magic.

- Give yourself special treats often.

- Put some efforts (no matter how small) towards your passion.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool vs Chelsea: UEFA Super Cup (2(5) - (4) 2) On 14th August 2019 by wwwtortoise(m): 8:19pm On Aug 14, 2019
Any streaming link available ?
Celebrities › Re: BBNaija 2019: Ebuka's Outfits During The Show by wwwtortoise(m): 4:55pm On Aug 13, 2019
cool

He has a nice physique to blend well with sartorial outputs.
However, that still doesn't justify the nudity and tittle-tattle that this show promotes.
Celebrities › Re: DJ Arafat Death: Davido's Tribute "I Will Be There For Your Family” by wwwtortoise(m): 3:30pm On Aug 13, 2019
shocked

Death is one thing that awaits all mortal. The earlier we realise this and change our perspective about life the better.

Naked we came
Naked we'll go


Use today to reflect and lay foundations for your legacies.

Tortoise has spoken!
Health › Re: 3 Options For Your Missing Teeth by wwwtortoise(m): 1:38pm On Aug 13, 2019
I find good dentition in the opposite sex attractive.

Am I weird ?
NYSC › Re: Wedding Of Couple Who Met During NYSC (Photos) by wwwtortoise(m): 1:14pm On Aug 13, 2019
cool

Beautiful couple.

It is just unfortunate that you guys met each other in a scam scenario titled NYSC.

May your union never tow the path of uselessness and time wastefulness that this program represents. wink
Travel › Re: What Do Nigerians Do For A Living When They Travel Abroad? by wwwtortoise(m): 11:13pm On Aug 12, 2019
sad

Legitimate work 15%

Whoring/prostitution 35%

Drug peddling 40%

Human trafficking 5%

Menial/survival jobs 5%
Nairaland General › Re: Nigerians Spend N730 Billion On Sports Betting Annually by wwwtortoise(m): 9:49pm On Aug 12, 2019
grin

Alabi boys contributing to the growth of our national GDP.

Let's gather here to celebrate the recognition our betting loyalty has brought us. Please if you find yourself in any of these categories, kindly use the exit door
- those whose tickets are longer than tissue papers grin

- the 'aaahh! na only one cut am' cheesy

- those that use #100 to pursue 4million shocked ( you need the fear of God and not the money)
Webmasters › Re: Types Of Websites | Softplace.com.ng by wwwtortoise(m): 3:43pm On Aug 10, 2019
Can a website be upgraded to another type in the nearest future?

Like a blog being upgraded to an ecommerce site using same URL name?

How much will it cost to setup a corporate website?
Does it have any recurrent cost implications?

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