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nairavsdollars:
Dr FFK congrats. Seems he delivered the babies himself

Oh Lord.

Smh

QuietHammer:
Oh. Nice. You can be of help then sir

In what way may I help?

QuietHammer:
Interesting. I also picked up the trumpet some months before my service year so I could join the band and I must say, the trumpet is one hell of an instrument. Did you study Music?

No Sir. It's a lifelong passion of mine.

QuietHammer:
Montgomery? I'll check that out. I fiddle with the Piano and Trumpet. Do you?

If it makes a sound, I can probably play a tune on it. Guitar though is my main instrument but I can play the keyboard, and a few wind instruments.

During NYSC I encountered the trumpet and try as much as I could, I wasn't able to make a sound. I didn't know about the embouchure then. Almost passed out from oxygen deprivation just trying to blow the damn thing.

nemesis8u:
About the staring thing , I asked some of the locals

Well they said , that they can't help it because they never seen people with such body features , every time it is unique, like the oddly shaped heads , buttocks and
boobs which r totally out of proportion. They say it's a treat for them.

And for some they got nothing to do to pass time and u simply happen to the object of interest in the vicinity, once a more interesting thing comes along or happens , ur existence will simply be forgotten.

Thanks to YouTube and google they heard stories of how people eat humans , so they wonder if they r looking at cannibals.

U have no idea how much shiit they know all due to the internet , one guy was telling me like all kinds of weird stuff ,so u understand why they stare. They think u might be one of them.

Plus due to the weekly arrests of drug dealers and prostitutes from some African countries they think Ur one of them and some of them r just trying to feel u out so that they can buy drugs from u or pay u for sex.

Bad people r everywhere in every country so all these problems

Best solution is not to visit such countries

This though..

QuietHammer:
I no know say jazz lovers dey here. That reminds me of one of my favorite of his; Round Midnight

My favorite cover of Round Midnight is the one done by Wes Montgomery.

Do you play any instrument?

QuietHammer:
Charlie Parker is a famous jazz man

So is Thelonius Monk

comshots:
Very easy.Some inmates and I had used stones to break the wall fence and escaped.

Interesting

cheddahboy:
If FFK is sniffing stuff and allowed to continue, then you guys are fake lawyers.

How does this sound to even you?

Is it a lawyers job to arrest drug addicts or rehabilitate them?

While we're at it, let's also invite Evans to become the minister of defence.

Without looking at the site, I'd venture to say that you won't lose your job.

Why would you? It's not like here where you're expected to cram. As long as the job gets done, who cares if you use references?

An IT/Tech company would be the last to fire such an employee

Onyenna:
May her soul rest in peace, Amen!

**modified**
I had to edit cos some people might not understand my exclamation.... I've been around mbano people for a while.... When something strange or surprising happens, they'll first shout "otu ocha".....which means the same as "cheeiiii"...or "jeeez!"...something like that....

It doesn't mean that.

There's a vacancy for the position of IG.

Inspector Genital

ANSMEDIA:
Lalasticlala please do justice to this thread.

It was just fine until you embarrassed yourself and your outfit by calling it one of the seven wonders of the world


Can't we appreciate the beauty without having to lie about it?

Critical thinking.

No filter no sense on this front page.

How can police look for one man out of hundreds with camera phones.

On the same front page you're carrying news and refuting it. Dont Nairaland mods have sense or at least a BS detector?

It's high time Seun appoints competent people to moderate this forum.

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stephenduru:
Nigerian football and philanthropist, Ahmed Musa donated goods including rice to people of kano for Ramadan.

See photos below


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2018/05/see-what-super-eagles-player-ahmed-musa.html?m=1

Ahmed Musa is a Nigerian football?

Martin0:
wetin happen nau

I

I dey greet you. I nor fit greet my guy again?

Martin0, weh done

MissRaine69

TL;Dr, no.

I might elaborate if I remember tomorrow. Kind of tired right now.

Saraki #dropsmic

Nonsense and ingredients

humblenature:


"A child that refuses to suck his mothers brezz, should go and suck his girlfriends own"

This is called pre-intimacy. When they grow up, what stops them from giving the cow a doggy?

Is this any difference from bestiality?

This act is not only dangerous to the human health, it also endangears the phsyche of these children. It makes them behave no more than cows

Let our govt act.

This is how killer Fulani herdsmen are made.

This is retárded.

They are drinking milk from the cows teat for nourishment. You drink cow's milk as well except yours is processed. These people can survive the extremities of nature but you can't.

Get this, there's nothing sexual or perverse about the picture. It's survival.

Lisaflex:
Ehen? When did pricing market and buying market become the same thing? If the negotiations didn't pull through, you leave their song for them na.Who does that? Hian!

Oji godi ndi nkea ,biko!

Lisa awa U?

You thought you could run away from me ba? Have you spanked yourself today?

Meanwhile perhaps Ubi contacted them after the controversy

Prinzecharlez:
I'll love to pursue a career in web development, but I'm kinda thinking that the market is saturated already.
Could you give me guidance on which other programme to delve into.
I'm learning phyton on my own for now. Though I'll be going to an IT school as soon as I get enough cash to enroll

It's not saturated and even if it is,having IT skills can never hurt you.

Good luck.

He's well known apparently

Tonymegabush1:
I think it's a stage act no bank on the cheque.....

Staged act

It's probably staged.

Lisaflex:
Is dah how you use to do? This is spiritual wickedness in high places! You even made the whole thing sound like were offering me ice cream..*Runs off with the speed of light*

The Bible says spare the rod and spoil the child. You've earned a yourself spanking and a spanking you shall get

Ice cream can come later

These children sef. My father's house is the biggest (until you see another person's father's house)

Anyhoo, since she can still stand and her legs aren't shaking, I reserve the rest

barnaby04:
There is nothing surprising about this guy and his boys. He is always around the Oluku axis daily where he hustle to make ends meet.
P
He has shown that there is dignity in labour.

If you're currently in Benin, let's have a drink