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mytime24:
Cars too dey twerk na

My! You are sweet!

Spaxon:

Aaaaahhhh! Beauty! Lovely!

thornapple:
If the trainer could slump and die how much more the trainees. Who says sports is easy??.

Your image is a breath of fresh air! Beautiful lady

Auchi Poly!

Kelly Handsome; like play like pkay! nice jams those days

The MODs are simply nonchalant with the complaints on irrelevant news or topics.

These moderators are Kids. I hope some one comes with a more matured forum. Nairaland is fast loosing it's relevance.

By the way, this topic is a waste of online space and useless.

spaggyy:
How will a reasonable person ask if he should ignore his civic responsibility because of religion

He said, as Christians you will do well to obey and conform by the rules of the government. But that does not say you should be a part of it. He says you can't serve two masters (God & the one who the entire world lies under his power).

Some base their argument on the bible which says; when the righteous rule, the people rejoice! But the same scripture asks; is there any righteous? And it gave the answer, no not one!

Some still argue that believers once ruled as kings in the old testament (e.g David, solomon etc). But my position is: what was the reason for human kings in ancient Israel? Was it part of Gods plan? Go read the book of Samuel.

Since we operate as Christians (which means Christlike), are we not meant to imitate the one we follow; that is the Christ?

In the book of John, He said to God: His followers are no part of the world. His come they are now rulers, president, governors, councillors etc under a world which lies under the power of the wicked one?

My guy, maybe one day you may find yourself occupying a leadership post; that's when you will understand the op's write-up.

spaggyy:
And you think you will be able to comprehend my answer?

For you to think that's a reasonable question, proves that your reasoning is too minute to comprehend my answer

Olodo!

Your submit shows how unreasonable you are. So a topic as tentative as this is "unreasonable"?

spaggyy:
OP please how old are you, and why are u asking a daft question

Answer the question let's see how "daft" you may be.

Radiant1020:
Rita is truly beautiful

So art thou!

Born2Breed:
Boko Haram is gaining momentum.

If that's your picture in your profile; then you are a female Angel! Beautiful!

Imagine what will happen to our "oyel" when cars stop running on petrol or diesel.

Fed. Govt. Workers would be in deep wet shyt!

I think that map really captured the western area of Nigeria very well!

The soil ain't as red as...

JORDAN202:
STUPID WOMAN ....


THIS IS HOW EVEN THE JEHOVAH WITNESSES REFUSED BLOOD TRANSFUSION AND PREFER TO DIE.


THIS OLD CARGO HAS JUST BROUGHT PAIN TO HER PATIENT HUSBAND AND HER OWN FAMILY.


MAY THUNDER CONTINUE TO FIRE HER FOR THE PAINS SHE HAS NOW CREATED BY REFUSING TO OBEY HER DOCTOR ...!

Kindergarten

In the Nigerian version;

President: make sure you bring out the Fulani boys first. Others can follow next.

Useless write up from one who thinks he can write like a sage. Rubbish! Your grammar makes everyone on nairaland know u a Nigerian.

0temSapien:
People have been wondering and asking when, where and how Jesus Christ was born. They go from pillar to post, only to be told mere stories of a saviour that behaved just like its pagan predecessors(Attis, Esus, Horus, Osiris), that died during the Easter celebration of Ishtar(a pagan celebration), was hanged like pagan Sango and woke up the third day and took a 'rocket' into the sky.
Lies about this fictitious hero has lasted for almost two thousand years now and more lies are made daily about it. But finally, the truth is here. This is the account of how this fictitious hero was made, when it was made and by whom. Read and be free from the mind slavery brought to the world through the ancient people.


B .C.E 29:41-54
41. Now when Philo awoke from his trance, he did not utter a word because he was shocked beyond what words could express. However, he sought to locate those whom the light of God said to be making up a god. Then he went to Rome and met one named Saul, being a native of Tarsus in the modern day Turkey. Then his friend Varnavas was with him, writing in a scroll. This was the 280,048th year of the homo sapiens era.
42. When Saul had seen Philo, he greeted him with much respect and said, elderly one, it is of great honour to me that you, being a great writer and a great leader among the Jews come to my lowly home.
43. My father Maximus is not well known among his contemporaries before his death, yet you have chosen to visit his son. Even Gamaliel my foster father and my teacher, who taught me so much of the Jewish tradition is not close to you in the matter of fame, yet you did not consider these things.
44. Now Philo said, I know that your fame will surpass mine at a point in time, for I can see that you have begun to make up a 'word' who shall be made popular for many years.
45. When Saul heard what Philo said, he was amazed. Then he said, now I perceive that you are not just a man, but a spirit is whom you are. So Saul went down on his knees and bowed down to him.
46. Then Philo said, arise Saul, for to be of help is the reason why I am here. As for me, I am aged and I will soon depart the earth. I have written all the things which I needed to write, therefore I will have time to be with you so that I can see to the progress of your work and to see that you put them in the best shape.
47. For I know that this new religion which you seek to begin will go very far and last long. Therefore I will help you to make it look more real to those who will hear of it in the future.
48. Now Saul, Apollos and Varnavas laid down all the scripts and scrolls which they had collected here and there. Then Philo put down his own too. Then he said, here are the names of the sons of the gods of the past which I have gathered, Osiris, Horus, Esus, Mithras, Krista, Dionysus, even the great Zeus.
49. Let a name be made by each of you. I will also make mine. Then let's compare the names which we have made. So they all made up names. Then when they had revealed what name they had chosen, three of them wrote down Zeusus while Apollos alone wrote down Hesbon.
50. Now when Apollos had seen that the name which he brought out was different from the rest, he excused himself and departed. Then the three of them proceeded to modify the name Zeusus which they had, so that it would be presentable to the Romans.
51. So they made the name Iesus.
52. Again they said, let us make another name for this god, which shall be his title. For in the Jewish tradition, they speak of a messiah which they expect. Also in India, they have Krista, which could be interpreted as 'the saviour'.
53. So they agreed to make Krista the name for the title of the god which they had just made.
54. So was Iesus Krista carefully created by Saul, Varnavas and Philo in the 280,049th year of the homo sapiens era, but the stories which they had written about it was very few.

Rityonyi:
Wow, it's huge...

Haba! Your beauty is unfair to the rest of us. Its cheating! Love ur looks

wamiikechukwu:
Not only you, i find it offensive... That's why it hurt me when i see history respect itself.

Its really repeating itself through the movement to Europe by blacks by the Mediterranean sea route through Libya

UyaiIncomparabl:
Can you stop feeding us with bad news every time, please?
I'm having fever.

Beautiful Human You Are!

Its just Mercedes Benz and other cars.

Two kinds of cars!

Munzy14:
Lies. Python doesn't bite. Your brother killed a python gaskiaa!!!.

It does. Although it isn't venomous. It does that in order to grip its prey.

Modern Nimrod!

KingKingKing:
and one foolish report said Onitisha na d largest urban area for Nigeria, ogun kee d report, see how this place b like cesspit , do ppl live here? onitsha that is the worst place to live in Africa!

Useless place, E b like suffer

no urban place like this can b found in South West


may the souls of the dead rest in peace!
God bless Nigeria

You just wan talk.

Please visit Amukoko, Lagos.

We ain't interested after yesterday's loss.

From Bobrisky to Bobsafety.

Abeg make dem no forget dem fone charger when coming back nextweek! Yeye team!

ishowdotgmail:
Etebo is a pig

Back then when I dey play departmental match sef I no dey play rubbish like that. All super eagles players really made me vex. Since 2 days now, I jus dey vex for my neighbors

Anytime he has the ball, he refuses to pass it on to other team mates on time. Not until the Croatians are allover him!
Very annoying way he plays! Him game just vex me that day!

DREAMZZZ:
Cultist heaven

Its Haven not Heaven.
Cultist Haven!

Read books you no gree!
Itiboribor

Ditch this advert!

I can't feel the naija spirit.

Seems this pitch is too wide for the Nigerian players.

Before dem run five steps, dem don collect ball from them.

0temSapien:
People have been wondering and asking when, where and how Jesus Christ was born. They go from pillar to post, only to be told mere stories of a saviour that behaved just like its pagan predecessors(Attis, Esus, Horus, Osiris), that died during the Easter celebration of Ishtar(a pagan celebration), was hanged like pagan Sango and woke up the third day and took a 'rocket' into the sky.
Lies about this fictitious hero has lasted for almost two thousand years now and more lies are made daily about it. But finally, the truth is here. This is the account of how this fictitious hero was made, when it was made and by whom. Read and be free from the mind slavery brought to the world through the ancient people.


B .C.E 29:41-54
41. Now when Philo awoke from his trance, he did not utter a word because he was shocked beyond what words could express. However, he sought to locate those whom the light of God said to be making up a god. Then he went to Rome and met one named Saul, being a native of Tarsus in the modern day Turkey. Then his friend Varnavas was with him, writing in a scroll. This was the 280,048th year of the homo sapiens era.
42. When Saul had seen Philo, he greeted him with much respect and said, elderly one, it is of great honour to me that you, being a great writer and a great leader among the Jews come to my lowly home.
43. My father Maximus is not well known among his contemporaries before his death, yet you have chosen to visit his son. Even Gamaliel my foster father and my teacher, who taught me so much of the Jewish tradition is not close to you in the matter of fame, yet you did not consider these things.
44. Now Philo said, I know that your fame will surpass mine at a point in time, for I can see that you have begun to make up a 'word' who shall be made popular for many years.
45. When Saul heard what Philo said, he was amazed. Then he said, now I perceive that you are not just a man, but a spirit is whom you are. So Saul went down on his knees and bowed down to him.
46. Then Philo said, arise Saul, for to be of help is the reason why I am here. As for me, I am aged and I will soon depart the earth. I have written all the things which I needed to write, therefore I will have time to be with you so that I can see to the progress of your work and to see that you put them in the best shape.
47. For I know that this new religion which you seek to begin will go very far and last long. Therefore I will help you to make it look more real to those who will hear of it in the future.
48. Now Saul, Apollos and Varnavas laid down all the scripts and scrolls which they had collected here and there. Then Philo put down his own too. Then he said, here are the names of the sons of the gods of the past which I have gathered, Osiris, Horus, Esus, Mithras, Krista, Dionysus, even the great Zeus.
49. Let a name be made by each of you. I will also make mine. Then let's compare the names which we have made. So they all made up names. Then when they had revealed what name they had chosen, three of them wrote down Zeusus while Apollos alone wrote down Hesbon.
50. Now when Apollos had seen that the name which he brought out was different from the rest, he excused himself and departed. Then the three of them proceeded to modify the name Zeusus which they had, so that it would be presentable to the Romans.
51. So they made the name Iesus.
52. Again they said, let us make another name for this god, which shall be his title. For in the Jewish tradition, they speak of a messiah which they expect. Also in India, they have Krista, which could be interpreted as 'the saviour'.
53. So they agreed to make Krista the name for the title of the god which they had just made.
54. So was Iesus Krista carefully created by Saul, Varnavas and Philo in the 280,049th year of the homo sapiens era, but the stories which they had written about it was very few.

Wack write up!