₦airaland Forum

jahsharon:
Una go cry blood when Emilokan Bola Ahmed Tinubu the Jagaban Borgu City Boy Extraordinaire is sworn in as President on May 29th.

As a result of the 1999 elections, Afenifere controlled the six Yoruba states. But Obasanjo infiltrated Afenifere and Afenifere decided to support Obasanjo but Tinubu said NO, Afenifere did support Obasanjo and Obasanjo stole five out of the six Yoruba states from Afenifere, remaining only Lagos which Tinubu fought for. That was the end of Afenifere.

Today, Tinubu has snatched four out of the five states that Obasanjo stole from Afenifere. Remaining only Oyo. Instead of Afenifere to fight Obasanjo, the group of old men are fighting Tinubu who is their lord and savior. This is why they have ended like Judas

In the last two federal elections, Afenifere supported the losers, so also are the several fake Yahoo boys who called themselves Pastors. Only Rev Fr Mbaka prophesied that APC will win the last two elections and it came to past despite Rev Fr Matthew Kukah and Bishop Oyedepo lining up behind the opposition. Same Rev Fr Mbaka has prophesied again that Peter Pandora Giringori Obituary will never ever sleep in Aso Rock, and useless drugs traffickers with flat heads closed his Church. I have bought wines for celebrate Emilokan Tinubu's victory, I have also stocked Sniper Humanicide for those who would like to go and meet Agbari Ojukwu and Nnamdi Azikiwe

FreeStuffsNG:
https://www.thecable.ng/peter-obis-supporters-attack-poju-oyemade-over-suggestive-twitter-thread/amp


Peter Obi’s supporters attack Poju Oyemade over ‘suggestive’ Twitter thread
Poju Oyemade
AUTHOR:
Jesupemi Are
JULY 1, 2022 11:05 AM


Poju Oyemade, senior pastor of Covenant Christian Centre, is currently under fire from supporters of Peter Obi, presidential candidate of the Labour Party (LP), over his social media post.

Oyemade is the host of The Platform which brings together resource persons to discuss matters affecting the nation. Obi was a frequent feature on The Platform.

On Thursday, Oyemade in now deleted tweets, said youths must not waste their enthusiasm on a “poorly planned project”.

“Faith is not just blind belief or hoping for a miracle. Faith sees. Faith has her eyes opened and possesses the evidence upon which it builds its belief. Faith prepares long, sometimes for years just as Joseph did for the years of famine. Faith counts the cost before embarking,” he wrote.

“Without having real evidence upon which you are acting nor preparation for the task, recognising real obstacles that lie ahead and making concrete plans, one is just being delusional about the outcome. The enthusiasm of the youth must not be wasted on poorly planned projects.

“Noah spent months/years planning for the flood & he was operating in faith. Jesus said no man goes to battle without taking stock first nor lays the foundation of a tower without counting the cost first lest he will be mocked. Our faith is intelligent it doesn’t live in denial.”

Although the clergyman did not mention any name, the tweets were seen as an attack on the youth movement of Obi, sparking a backlash and fierce criticism.


A Twitter user, @spotlight_abby wrote: “Pastor Poju Oyemade thought that by throwing in FAITH, WORKS & PLAN into that tweet, he could bamboozle us? Apart from tweaking the meaning of FAITH to suit his narrative, he scored an own goal when he equated the massive support for Peter Obi to a “waste of youthful enthusiasm.”


Another Twitter user wrote: “It’s either Pastor Poju Oyemade can’t read the room or he was sent on a fool’s ERRAND. Whichever one, he’s exposed himself.

Deleting tweets like Kabir won’t save his reputation.

The big masquerade has been unmasked by children.”


Here are other reactions on Twitter:

FreeStuffsNG:
I recall a time Mr Paul Adefarasin was in the good books of the mob now recruited by Mr Obi to curse, bully and insult anyone not supporting Mr Obi.

Today, Mr Chris Oyakhilome is in their good books. Tomorrow when he starts telling them that the name in the Bible he meant was not their candidate or they see him later with President Tinubu, they will curse, bully and insult him like they did to Mr Adefarasin.

Below is the posterity of what they did to Mr Adefarasin

Parachoko:
APC : 176,223

NNPP: 176,200

PDP: 176,200

LP: 134,874

ADC: 96,043

https://twitter.com/inecnigeria/status/1627777857853313026

FreeStuffsNG:
O ti zeh!!
Epa n para e, o ni ohun pa aja.
They fell into the ditch they made for us Nigerians.

One mushroom party called Labour (in vain) Party had a mob of followers who spent all the while insulting, cyberbullying, cursing and recruiting polling agents for their yeye twitter and social media polls/ polling units instead of getting actual human beings as PU agents.
They have been disgraced even before election day.

lp has only 23.3% of the total nationwide polling units covered and about 20% of the 23.3% polling units covered are PU in Igboland so lp has less than 10% of the remaining polling agents shared among the remaining 5 geopolitocal zones and FCT. My estimate is that lp covered less than 5% of all the polling units in SS, less than 3% of total polling units in SW covered less than 2% in North central and less than 1% of total PUs in NW and NE covered.

How the 23.3% of the total nationwide PU agents lp could muster are spread by % of sub total polling units per geopolitical zone:

SE>50% of total PUs in SE covered by lp

SS<5% of total PUs in SS covered by lp


SW<3% of total PUs in SW covered by lp


NC<2% of total PUs in NC covered by lp


NE<1% of total PUs in NE covered by lp


NW<1% of total PUs in NW covered by lp


Now pro-rate this with registered voters by geopolitical zone then you know it is all over for lp. They covered >50% of total PUs in the geopolitical zone with the least number of registered voters by majoring in minor.smh.

This is why the unruly, uncouth and mostly unpatriotic Mr Obi followers are envious and apprehensive; they always lose, they lack character, they are unteachable and therefore too dull to understand complex human strategic planning and thinking. They are 100% deficient in learning and character.

They were being mocked by Sowore Baba last week when lp was begging INEC chairman for the list of their PU agents! So in actual fact, lp has far less than 23.3% credited to it since their candidates have been decamping in droves and some of the names on their purported list would have decamped from lp to APC.

Won ti lule with their F9 customer daada.

Asiwaju is the next President and the victory will be a landslide!

Aufbauh:
Kai, they've given this one shortsleave because of Obi.
Meanwhile Obi's children are flexing overseas with their complete body part & stolen money.

Indeed this life no balance.

ehvez:
I opened a forex demo account to learn how to trade and with my self made strategy I made 15000dollars trading 10 times in three days

PureFace1:
Our youth are meaningful people, don't be bitter

Bring out any Nigerian in UK or USA that is as rich as Tope Awotona.

Who pass you don pass you

anonymous1759:
Anything to romance your Delusion is good for you , Atiku That has been contesting since 1993 is not desperate, Obi That has Been prostituting from one political party is not desperate, sowore, that has countested more than ones is not desperate what about Kwankwaso? From PDP to APC to PDP to NNPP is not desperate but it's BAT who has not contested for any political political office for over 16 years that's desperate? Since 2007 BAT has been working for people.

The same Buhari you said it's not desperate it's a pure lie . Your likes insulted him when he wanted to go for the 5th time . You guys are just looking for a new person to hate the hatred on PMB has expired 😜.
What have come to understand is that the most hated candidate and most insulted one gets to win 🤡🤡 and you already know the person.

LegendHero:
Lol.

Tinubu did a rally in Ogun and you have such massive turnout and most of the leaders in Ogun declaring support BUT you Pa Adebanjo that you called yourself an acclaimed Yoruba leader couldn’t even mobilize your family members to the campaign rally of the poor guy wey look like assembly ground.

In Yorubaland, Tinubu is our authentic leader. If Obi get 5% of the votes in Ogun state election, INEC should declare him president for life.

Even if an election is to be held within Pa Adebanjo family, Jagaban will still win Obi.

Lastly, this time Northerners are behind Tinubu as we have seen from the activities of the Northern governors. It is actually Pa Adebanjo that is a disgrace to the Yoruba unity, it is you sir that is the person Asiwaju should be wary about.

POfL:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/ekpa-was-paid-1m-to-destroy-obis-chances-ohanaeze/%3famp

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Heavens1stson:
Nigerians in diaspora return to vote for the presidential candidate of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) and Waziri Adamawa, Alhaji Atiku Abubakar.

gentleguy1975:
https://thenationonlineng.net/diaspora-apc-secures-airlines-discounts-to-returnee-nigerian-voters/

BluntCrazeMan:
Today is Monday - 20th February, 2023.
(Other towns around Awka might be doing Sit-At-Home though; but here in Awka, there is nothing like that)

So, this morning, I decided to go to Eke-Awka Market and do my weekly re-stocking.

** I would like to state it categorically here, that last week Monday, I had to first-of-all buy the Old-Notes at 30%-charges from the POS-Operators in order to enter market, and I was asking the sellers ahead of time whether they would accept the old-notes before I would even enter their shops to start pricing. But today, the story was totally different.

Before today, within the past weekend, that is, after the official deadline of the usage of the old-notes, the Markets had already stopped accepting the old-notes, but then, there is serious shortage of the new notes..
They are not available in the banks, they are not available in the hands of the POS-Operators, they are not available in the Markets, they are not available anywhere..
And now, some of the market people had resorted to accepting cashless transfers, (since they do not have POS machines), while some are still rejecting the cashless transfers - they either collect cash, or they won't sell anything.

So today, I just have to go to the market in order to re-stock for the week.

It happened that, just the way I used to ask the sellers ahead of time last week whether they would accept old-notes, that was exactly the way I was asking the sellers again today ahead of time, whether they would accept cashless transfers.

Some of them accepted.
Some of them did not accept.

Even some of my familiar sellers - who used to call me their regular customer - did not agree to accept cashless transfer, and I had to leave them and find any other available seller that would accept cashless transfer for payment, in order to buy the things I needed.

I walked the length-and-bredth of the market today.
Not because I couldn't see what I wanted to buy, but because I couldn't easily find people who are ready to accept cashless transfers for payment.
At the end of the day, I was so tired and stressed-out.

The major reasons why they were rejecting the cashless transfers were that, The suppliers that they are buying the goods from in bulk do not accept cashless transfers, so if they accept cashless transfers themselves, they would not have their own physical cash at the end of the day for them to pay those suppliers in order to collect more goods to sell., since it would be very hard to get out the needed cash from their accounts. Others don't even have bank accounts in the first place.

And to the most embarrassing experience of it all --- the cashless transfer procedure itself.

There is not enough Data-Services Network Signals inside the Eke-Awka Market, no MTN, no 9mobile, no Airtel Data-Services Signals..
After buying anything, one would stand there and be retrying for many times to no end, trying to be lucky enough to find the slightest signals and have the transactions successfully completed.
Some times, bank-network down-time or overcrowding of the bank-network might also be part of the reasons the cashless transfer transactions were delaying.

NOBODY IN THE MARKET IS EVEN TALKING ABOUT THE CONTINUOUS CHARGES ON ALL THE TRANSACTIONS, (AND FOR THE USSD-SESSION CHARGES OF N6.98 FOR EACH SUCCESSFUL USSD-TRANSFER --- THAT IS, FOR THOSE THAT WERE USING THE USSD-OPTION).

At the end of the day,, all the charges for all those cashless transfers I did (that is, up to 11 transfers of varying amounts) were close to N250 (Two Hundred and Fifty Naira).

And again, the whole cashless transfer processes has already started to raise some serious security concerns.

There used to be serious phone thefts in markets, phone snatching, and broad-daylight robberies inside the markets, and the market securities as well as the Nigeria Police Force wouldn't do anything about them..

They would only be warning people (sellers and buyers alike) to stop coming to the market with their phones in order to avoid stories that touch the heart.

But with this recent development, there are going to be lots of phones coming to the market, and these phones would not be hidden any longer..
The phones will come out from their hiding places in order to perform their needed necessary duties of cashless transfers.

Thus, it is only a matter of time before the stories of broad-daylight phone robberies would return back to our markets again, unless something is done about the security system around our markets. Or maybe, if the cash becomes available. But for the meantime, we still need to bring out our phones inside the market in order to do cashless transfers.

Some religious fanatics might not come out open to tell you outrightly that the reason they are Not accepting transfer is because they are afraid of the Revelation Chapter-13 Verses16-&-17; which says that:
“16. The beast forced all the people, small and great, rich and poor, slave and free, to have a mark placed on their right-hands or on their foreheads.
17. No one could buy or sell without having this mark, that is, the beast's name or the number that stands for the name.”

Thus,, they were already assuming within themselves that the ‘Cashless Policy’ is the The Beast here, and that ‘Having A Bank Account’ is the same thing as Accepting the Mark of the Beast - by submitting one’s personal data to the Beast in order to have access to the Cashless Money.
Thus, they have decided not to have any account with any bank, in order not to accept the mark of the beast.
Such persons have already made up their minds to continue to suffer the current hardship of insufficient cash and wait patiently for whatever the unclear future holds, while those who have accepted the cashless policy should continue to buy and sell in their newly-found methods for the moment.
To them, “The Great Tribulation” had already started.




__________
__________
**MEANWHILE...
THERE ARE SOME AREAS THAT NEED URGENT ATTENTION..

1. The Government, the CBN, and the Banks should minimize the Charges on Cashless Transfers.. Maybe, single transfers below N10,000 shouldn't be charged at all., But then, the accumulated transactions on any account by the end of everyday that are above N10,000 can be charged once by 11:59pm/12:00am. The charges at the end of everyday might have to be categorized and graded based on the range of the accumulated transaction-amounts by the end of the day.

2. The CBN’s threshold for the “Electronic Transfer Fee” should be N500,000.
N10,000 is too small for such a charge.
It doesn't encourage having money paid into people's bank accounts.
It's even worse that the “Electronic Transfer Fee” is also charged when someone pays CASH into someone's account,, not even transfer --- which is so bad

3. Phone-Network Service-Providers and the Data-Service Providers should upgrade their services., especially inside the major markets, and also within the markets that are inside the hinterlands too.. The same thing should also be applied to all the banks too. They should always ensure that their bank-networks are available, so that their customers would not be standing so embarrassed inside the markets while waiting for the cashless transfer transactions to become successful.

4. The Government as well as the Local Owners of the markets should do everything possible to increase the security system in the markets.

BluntCrazeMan:
https://www.nairaland.com/7577249/experience-cashless-transfers-inside-market

Almiron:
GTbank App, It can be frustrating atimes but it works eventually.

However, USSD(737) is dead, if you plan to pay with it, you'll wash plates laslas

Thinkam:
God bless Opay and Palmpay for quick alerts on outgoing transactions.

God bless Unity bank, Gtb Bank, jaiz bank, Fidelity bank, for always successful transactions via Pos.

Finally God bless my beautiful people of Kebbi and sokoto, for accepting transfers for even purchases as low as 300 naira

I've not held more than 3k cash at a go since these Naira got redesigned.

I've not felt any pain all through

cassyrooy:
I've hardly used cash these past few weeks.

Even to purchase water, bread, watch football, I've practically paid for these through transfers via Bank Apps (which sometimes work if I use VPN to open them) but people hardly transfer to me because they mainly use USSD and this has affected me negatively.

Na lockdown protocol I dey like this.

I no dey leave house say I wan enter motor go anywhere.

Benblaq:
I haven't dropped anything during offertory collection for two Sundays now. The reason is fairly straightforward: no money at all. The church looks scanty and it's very obvious. If not that I am not to miss Sunday Masses I would have stayed back until things go back to normal. How I have come to shamelessly sit back during offertory is so amusingly crazy. Lol. Last Sunday dem call for tithe nobody come out. Everybody just dey carry gloomy face. Trek to church, trek come back. Women who sell basic commodities do not accept transfer, and even when you see a shop that accepts transfer you'll be praying for God to not let “Dem don debit me” “I never see alert ” to happen.

I was lucky on two occasions last week cos I saw some guys at the restaurant I eat who gave me money and I transferred to them. Unluckily for me last weekend I did a transfer to a guy who charged N150 per 1k. I was debited but MTN network was bad. I stood until my body and soul regretted being a Nigerian. Since we hardly find sincere people in our "corn tree", he refused to release the money and only gave me fare to my house, which according to him was a dash. We exchanged contacts and he called hours later that he has seen it. I got the money the next day.

In all, I believe with my whole heart that Nigeria shall be great again. Vote wisely this weekend, otherwise what we are facing now would be a child's play compared to what we will see, but God forbid bat thing.

CrownLands:
NAIRA SWAP: How do you purchase food items from the market?
1. Cash
2. USSD transfer
3. Banking App
4. POS terminals
5. Barter

Folks, how are you coping?
Traders, how is your sales this period?

buygala:
No be by endorsement o

LP no get party agent across all polling units nationwide and dem say dem get structure😬😂

If there is a need for Obi to contest in court the outcome of the elections, how will he do so without the evidence of his party agents in the areas he is contesting?.. Abi he will swear by Sango before the Court that he was cheated in those areas, even though he has no party agents to confirm the exact manner of cheating alleged?..

Voting is only quarter of the job.. Monitoring and protecting the votes is the koko.. This is where APC and PDP will outsmart the obidients.. This is the real "structure" and not sharing memes and Pitobi videos upandan 😂

Buzor16:
A South African man and Facebook user, Tshehla Modiba, took to the platform to raise an alarm over getting robbed by curvaceous ladies in Pretoria, South Africa.

According to him, the curvaceous ladies usually lie about losing their apartment keys, and when one falls asleep after having sex with them, they steal their victim’s money, jewelries and even cars. His post read;

“Guys please beware of these Ladies!. . This notorious pair operate around
Pretoria.. .When you leave the club with them they will say things like they have
misplaced their apartment keys, .if you take them to your place they will have wild sex
with you and when you fall asleep they take all your money and jewelry and even
your car!. . I’ve been robbed 6 times already“.

See post below;


Few months ago, the Bensalem police shared photos of female suspects accused of robbing a man on New Year’s Eve and racking up $7,500 worth of purchases on his credit cards.

“When he woke up the next morning, he realized his credit card, wallet, phone, everything had been stolen,” said Fred Harran, Bensalem Township’s Director of Public Safety.

The man told police he met two Watch Full Video here And Continue Reading

meobizy:
Why do Nairalanders always post 'hmm', una no go school? If you can not put thoughts to words then please deactivate your account and stop broadcasting your ignorance.
The picture is nice. It shows whether assets are bought or natural, big booty problems remain big booty problems.

TMSMedia:
https://igberetvnews.com/1438488/woman-shows-huge-brasts-popping-skimpy-dress-photos/

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Lanrelagboi:
https://twitter.com/Mr_JAGs/status/1627641046443208704?t=U5J5cwahkev98qzMwcosUw&s=19[/quote]Very impressive! Eko o ni baje.

Akinzo2121:
What do you think

BluntTheApostle:
The World Bank warned the FG on naira redesign and the rapid demonetization.


I guess the World Bank too stashed money in their backyard or GeePee tank.


The World Bank has warned that the time and short transition period to the redesigned naira notes will have a negative impact on economic activities and in particular the poorest households.

The World Bank in its latest Nigeria Development Update, December 2022, agreed with the Central Bank of Nigeria, CBN, that the need to redesign the nation’s currency is over due noting the naira has not been redesigned for two decades.

It however noted that international experience such as policy when rapidly implemented generate significant short-term costs especially on small businesses and poor households.
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/12/world-bank-warns-cbn-on-negative-impact-of-naira-redesign-on-economy-poor-households/amp/

Racoon:
https://tribuneonlineng.com/obi-may-create-upset-for-apc-in-lagos-but-arise/