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Just saw Venom, that movie was super dope. Sincerely I don't just know the reason why people are just badmouthing that movie. It's super good. Tom Hardy really nailed it. The symbiosis or alignment or relationship between Eddie Brook and Venom is just perfect. They are a perfect match, Eddie Brook being the Humorous and naughty one and Venom being the dark and brute one (Gosh Venom is so brute and dark, just take a look at the way he eats, rips and chops off people). Humourous and naughtiness combines with Dark and brute gives a perfect duo.
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The problem i had and still have with the movies that it is Short (less than two hours) and it feels rushed. I heard lots of scenes (a whooping 40 minutes) that would have depicted the Venom more, show us more about him and propelled/ developed the plot more were slashed out. Venom deserves more screen time and scenes for the depiction of the Venom character and the development of the plot. I think this us the problem critics have with the movie.
This was the very same mistake Justice League made (Shortening a movie thus making it rushed) that made it flop now Venom is doing same and it might affect them hard.

I really want this movie to be a successful one because I really want to know and see this Sony Marvel Universe franchise, I want it to be in existence because if that is so, a sequel for Venom will be out, beside there are lots of questions Venom's sequel will proved answers to. Questions like
"Will venom become a full fletch super hero because from the look of things that's where it is driving at. I think Sony wants to make Venom a full Fletch super hero given the fact that venom came to love Earth and Eddie Brook and chooses to stay in Earth and protect it in the movie"
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"Will something happen that will make Venom a Villain?[b]
ALSO
[b]"If the Sony Marvel Universe becomes a Successful and Stable Franchise, what will happen to spiderman in MCU?

All this the sequel of venom and the success of Sony Marvel Universe will answer.

Once again, Venom was a great movie only that it was short and rushed.

#Xavier.

Just saw Venom, that movie was super dope. Sincerely I don't just know the reason why people are just badmouthing that movie. It's super good. Tom Hardy really nailed it. The symbiosis or alignment or relationship between Eddie Brook and Venom is just perfect. They are a perfect match, Eddie Brook being the Humorous and naughty one and Venom being the dark and brute one (Gosh Venom is so brute and dark, just take a look at the way he eats, rips and chops off people). Humourous and naughtiness combines with Dark and brute gives a perfect duo.
BUT
The problem i had and still have with the movies that it is Short (less than two hours) and it feels rushed. I heard lots of scenes (a whooping 40 minutes) that would have depicted the Venom more, show us more about him and propelled/ developed the plot more were slashed out. Venom deserves more screen time and scenes for the depiction of the Venom character and the development of the plot. I think this us the problem critics have with the movie.
This was the very same mistake Justice League made (Shortening a movie thus making it rushed) that made it flop now Venom is doing same and it might affect them hard.

I really want this movie to be a successful one because I really want to know and see this Sony Marvel Universe franchise, I want it to be in existence because if that is so, a sequel for Venom will be out, beside there are lots of questions Venom's sequel will proved answers to. Questions like
"Will venom become a full fletch super hero because from the look of things that's where it is driving at. I think Sony wants to make Venom a full Fletch super hero given the fact that venom came to love Earth and Eddie Brook and chooses to stay in Earth and protect it in the movie"
OR
"Will something happen that will make Venom a Villain?[b]
ALSO
[b]"If the Sony Marvel Universe becomes a Successful and Stable Franchise, what will happen to spiderman in MCU?

All this the sequel of venom and the success of Sony Marvel Universe will answer.

Once again, Venom was a great movie only that it was short and rushed.

#Xavier.

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#Xavier.

The real reason Israel is not allowed to participate in swimming competitions.

My sister, before you hand over your breast to any
Nigeria man, first check how he drinks pure water.

#Xavier.

Seeing what Qatar and Saudi Arabia are doing with their oil money makes me wonder if Nigeria is selling coconut oil.

#Xavier.

So many Nigeria men are so quick to brag how many women they have slept with. Forgetting to mention how many minutes they lasted. Shior!

#Xavier.

First day your Nigeria girl leaves her top and towel at your place.
Second day, she leaves her shoe and jacket.
Third day, She leaves her makeup kits.
Congratulations my brother, you now have a new wife.

#Xavier.

My friend, help me tell them oh, if they will listen.

The kind of strength Nigeria men use in tearing condom, if they join it together, i swear we can use it to push Africa forward.

#Xavier.

Everyday we hear breaking news in Nigeria, so when will straight news arrive in Nigeria?

#Xavier.

Helen and a guy having sex, suddenly John, her husband comes in and sees them making out.

JOHN: Helen!!!!!!!, Whaaaaat.

Helen and her lover disengage abruptly.

HELEN: (on her knees begging and crying) Please John. I'm sorry. It's the devil.

DEVIL: Jesus, see lie.

That moment when your mother takes over the leading of the morning devotion to show that you incapable after you led it in your own capacity. You will be like
"Why Did You Let Me Lead If You Knew I Wasn't Good Enough".

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There is nothing i cannot see in Nollywood Movie. How can Angel be putting on eye glasses.

#Xavier.

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Okay. It's her life and her decision.
BUT
Why ask for his sperm for back up when you can get sperms from your future spouse or spouses.

#Xavier.